Planeswalker in Marvel

Li Feng glanced at Evan speechlessly, patted the grass beside him, and motioned for Evan to sit down and watch the stars with him: "Boy, do you know what it means to be favored by God and show up to talk to you in person?"

Evan's eyes twitched, he looked at himself, then at Li Feng, who was in his early 20s, and said angrily: "How old are you, yet you dare to call me 'boy'."

"Tch~" Li Feng curled his lips in disdain, plucked some weeds, put it in his mouth, and shook his legs and said, "Are you sure you want to compare your age with a mage?"

Evan was stunned for a moment: Oh, I almost forgot that this is a mage. Who knows how many hundreds of years he is now...

Turning his eyes to the grass, Evan, who was suffering from mysophobia, said that he should squat half down, and complained with a hint of helplessness: "I also know that it is my honor for God to favor me, but I can't abandon my career for the sake of Ark." Well... I just moved to a new home and haven't adapted to the new environment yet. The whole family depends on me to support them. I can't let the children go hungry..."

"You'd better contact God for me, and I'll build the ark after I finish this proposal." As he spoke, Evan glanced at the tool box and said, "I'll ask an engineering team to help build the ark then... "

Before Evan could finish his words, Li Feng faintly interrupted: "Boy, what the old man said is 'you build the ark yourself'. Do you think it is reasonable to ask the engineering team to help? ...In terms of speed, do you think the project Can your team compete with me? I can knock out a naval fleet every minute, but do you think I dare to use spells?... Damn it, I can’t even use my servants now.”

Speaking of servants, Evan subconsciously recalled the genetically mutated Kreacher, with a hint of curiosity on his face. Just when he was about to ask what the magical world was like, he saw Li Feng getting up and sitting cross-legged on the grass, looking at himself up and down. Asked: “You really don’t understand the meaning of God asking you to build an ark?”

Evan shook his head blankly. It's not that he hadn't thought about this problem. Except for the 'change the world' that God prompted him to vaguely understand, the rest is still at a loss for him, especially he can't figure out changing the world and building an ark. What's the connection?

Is this entirely a matter of the two sessions?

Unless God really wants to bring a flood to cleanse mankind, then the world will indeed change. After all, mankind will be drowned, but it will only change the world.

The problem was that he never believed that God would bring a great flood.

Moreover, floods are no different from natural disasters such as earthquakes that cannot be predicted in advance. They cannot come quietly and there will definitely be some warning signs, such as the arrival of typhoons, continuous rainfall, melting snow floods, etc.

But we are now in the age of science and technology, and predicting future weather does not rely on a show of hands at a Meteorological Bureau meeting. Is it possible that the country still cannot detect abnormal weather?

If this is really the case, why does the country invest money in the Meteorological Bureau every year?Raise rice worms?

Seeing Evan's grimace and not knowing what to think, Li Feng patted Evan on the shoulder, interrupted his thoughts, and reminded: "Noah didn't build the Ark alone, he built it with his family... Li Feng lay down on the grass again, resting his head on his hands, and said, "Besides, Noah's Ark is not a disaster story, it is a love story about trust."

After saying that, Li Feng closed his eyes and said "do not disturb" to see off guests.

"This is the first time I've heard the meaning of your version," Evan said with a fake smile, stood up and walked towards home with the document in hand.

.....

Early the next morning, Li Feng, who was still sleeping, was awakened by a group of "chirping" sounds.

Li Feng rubbed his sleepy eyes and walked out of the tent. When he saw a group of birds snatching away his little wheat, Li Feng instantly felt awake.

Wheat is his only staple food at the moment. If this thing is eaten by birds, he will have to eat wild vegetables for the rest of his life.

Forget it if you can't eat a lot of meat. If you can't even chew a big white steamed bun, how can you live your life? ....

Thinking of this, Li Feng raised his hand and was about to cast a spell to drive away the birds. Then Li Feng, who thought that he could not use spells, grimaced, waved his arms to drive away the birds, and shouted: "Brothers, don't eat them all, at least give me some." I’ll save some and make it into steamed buns later, why don’t I share some with you?”

However, there are a lot of birds in the flock, and Li Feng doesn't know how to sing. No bird will pay attention to Li Feng at all. He should still eat and poop...

With no choice, Li Feng could only pick up the sickle and mix with the birds to rescue Dabai Steamed Bun.

After finally harvesting the mature wheat, Li Feng's whole body was already exuding a pungent stench.

There is nothing we can do. These birds have God as their strong backing, so naturally they will do whatever they want. What's wrong with eating and pooping at the same time? Who is in the way...

Looking at the bird shit on his body, Li Feng began to understand the reason why God didn't let Kreacher help with the laundry. He was waiting for him here...

Come on, I can’t even think about not washing my clothes now.

Resisting the desire to "clean up" his clothes, Li Feng lowered his head and prepared to clean the clothes himself. In the distance, Evan, who was full of energy and dressed in a well-fitting suit, walked toward the car with his head held high and his chest raised, looking like a successful man. Driving to work.

Li Feng looked up at the birds in the sky, then at the various animals that appeared in pairs around him, and silently lit a candle for Evan in his heart.

This unlucky kid has been told by God to focus on building the ark, but he still dares to go out and wander around now?Does God have no face? ....Deserves bad luck....

Sure enough, just when Li Feng was about to shell the wheat and grind it into powder, Evan, whose suit was stained with bird droppings, rushed to Li Feng angrily and asked angrily: "What did he want to do? Why did he make me look embarrassed on an important occasion? Did he want to?" Ruin my life?”

Li Feng glanced at Evan and kept his head down grinding the precious wheat.

He could see that these wheats were a bit strange. Whether they needed to be dried or not was a minor issue. After all, the wheat grew on grass. Do you still want to rely on science to analyze it?This is wheat grown by God.

It is said to be strange because Li Feng senses that the wheat contains some kind of magic power. Although he does not know what the specific effects of these magic powers are, Li Feng understands that eating these wheats has its own benefits.

As for God trying to poison him to death with wheat, save it. God will kill himself with just one slap. There is really no need to waste food.

After a while, Evan saw that Li Feng ignored him, and turned around and walked towards home in a dejected manner.

In the next few days, Li Feng got up to the sound of birds chirping, and then snatched the few wheat from the birds, and then fetched water and washed clothes naturally.

After the clothes are washed, breakfast is prepared, which is usually wild vegetables and steamed buns.

After breakfast, Li Feng hid some wheat seeds and then shelled the wheat with Kreacher. At about noon, the wheat was almost cleaned.

After eating a meal of wild vegetable ramen or wild vegetable gnocchi, a master and a servant began grinding wheat with a stone mill until the sun set, and the wheat ground into flour was stored aside. Li Feng began to imitate Kreacher and make dumplings of different shapes. .... Food with skin and fillings should be called dumplings, right?

It’s tragic to say that I don’t know if God saw Li Feng eating big white steamed buns, or he felt a little annoyed when he talked about eating meat all day long, so he planned to teach Li Feng a lesson. Apart from giving him a fish on the first day, the rest For several days, Li Feng didn't see any meat.

But Li Feng didn't care, because the effect of the wheat containing magic power was a bit outstanding. In just a few days, his original belly was shrinking. If nothing else happened, after he spent two years in the world of 'fake gods', his belly would be smaller. There will probably be a flat belly.

In addition, the purity of his own magic power has also increased. Li Feng made some estimates and felt that when he left the world of 'fake gods', he might be able to try the ordinary level training to return to the void.

This made Li Feng, who was so happy, itch with hatred every time he heard the chirping of birds. He wished he could set up machine guns on the grass to drive away the birds. If there were no birds snatching wheat, he would be able to eat one more big white steamed bun every day. You can make more progress, and if you eat every day, your strength will increase. It’s wonderful to think about it.

It was not until a few days later that the stored wheat was enough for Li Feng and Kreacher to eat for a month. Evan, wearing a shabby linen robe and a full beard, found Li Feng and said, "Mr. Mage..."

"Austin, just call me Austin," Li Feng grinned, pointing at Evan's outfit and smiling happily: "Boy, are you being kicked out by your wife?"

As he spoke, Li Feng opened his arms and greeted Evan: "Welcome to the Savage Club... With your appearance, you are definitely the leader of the tribe."

Evan smiled awkwardly, shook his head slightly and said, "That's right, our family wants to invite you to dinner." After a pause, Evan looked at Kreacher who was hiding behind Li Feng, half-crouched and said, "Also, There’s Kreacher.”

When he heard that Evan was inviting guests to dinner, Li Feng's eyes lit up and he said happily: "Do you have any wine? Eating is boring. Drinking is good, especially cold beer with peanuts. I can drink five boxes."

Evan: "..." Five cases of beer?You're a wine barrel...

And what does peanut mean?I wonder if many Americans are allergic to this stuff... I'm asking you to have dinner just to show that I have something to do with you. What's wrong with drinking? How can I talk to you when you're drunk...

Sighing, Evan slumped his shoulders in frustration, nodded and said, "Okay, I'll buy some beer later."

After saying that, Evan turned and left.

On the side, Kreacher asked curiously: "Boss, didn't you say that Mr. Evan has mysophobia? Why did you invite us?"

Li Feng shrugged and said with a smile: "It's not me who is invited, but you... I guess Evan was so annoyed by the old man that his family was almost ruined. I can only use your appearance to prove that there is magic and God in this world."

"The so-called invitation is just to prove to his family that he is not crazy and that he is really the one chosen by God to build the ark."

As time passed, night began to fall.

Li Feng took Kreacher and knocked on Evan's door.

Soon, Evan's wife Joan opened the door and looked at Li Feng with a surprised expression.

Li Feng knew that the other party was surprised by his dress, but what could he do?Living the life of a savage, not being able to cast spells and not having enough money to style your hair, it would be nice if there were no birds jumping out of your hair.

Li Feng took out a few amulets from his shoulder bag and said, "Good evening, I'm Austin. I was invited by your husband to have a drink... This is a small gift. I hope you like it."