Planeswalker in Marvel

Being the king is for the first night. What are you thinking in your head... Horus only felt that his views were turned upside down, and thousands of words were gathered into one sentence mmp to say to Li Feng.

If Li Feng thought that being a king meant eating only the skin of the buns and feeding the meat to the dogs, Horus felt that he could bear it.

When the king wanted to eat dragon fruit, someone helped him pick it clean, and Horus could also laugh.

Even if the purpose of becoming king was just to show off, such as making instant noodles without eating them just to smell them, Horus still faced it calmly.

But why do you ask for the right to the first night? Don’t you know that there is a huge gap between the heights of gods and mortals.

Just like a 1.8-meter-tall person and a 90-centimeter-tall person are husband and wife. They have to use a ladder to kiss. Just ask the 90-centimeter-tall person if he can bear it.

Horus moved to the side as if he was afraid of being infected by the mental retardation virus. At the same time, he squinted sharply at Li Feng, warning the other party that he was sick and should not get close.

If you don't care about women, then you should advocate power... Li Feng just pretended that he didn't see the do-not-disturb look from the other party. He was bent on correcting Horus's abnormal thoughts, scratching his scalp and continued to persuade: "I don't like gentleness." It doesn't matter... The power of a king is quite powerful. As the saying goes, if the king wants his minister to die, he will have to die. Think about it, whoever you look at is unhappy, and you can make him kill himself on the spot with just one look. It’s too bad, the family of this friend who died to apologize is still grateful to you... Do you think it’s nice to be a king..."

Before Li Feng could finish his words, Horus lay on the ground with his hands on his pillow, closing his eyes as if he wanted to sleep, please don't act blindly.

Yes, Horus obviously doesn't want to listen to Li Feng's preaching.

"Hey, you neither love beauty nor power. Sir, you are making me very embarrassed..." Li Feng, who couldn't see the embarrassment at all, rubbed his face, winked and said, "I know the golden touch. The future King Horus wants to learn it... Ever since I learned the golden touch, my mother no longer has to worry about not having money to buy lollipops..."

"Haha..." With a sneer, Horus turned his back to Li Feng, indicating that he was too lazy to pay attention.

... Don’t take power, money, and beauty so lightly. If you have the right to be a king, if you have the ability, just be ordained and become a monk. For the rest of your life, just spend the rest of your life accompanying the ancient Buddha with a green lantern...

Li Feng was a little annoyed, scratching his ears and cheeks while cursing in his heart: You won't let me feel comfortable, will you... Just wait for me...

Li Feng rolled his eyes and lay on the cool ground with his head in his hands. He crossed his legs leisurely and said with a smile to Horus who was snoring: "Man, let me tell you quietly, resurrection is not omnipotent. ....As far as my personal experience is concerned, even if the body is not rotten but the person or god has been dead for too long, he still cannot be resurrected. The reason is..."

Horus suddenly stopped snoring and raised his ears. Seeing this, Li Feng laughed silently as if he drank a big mouthful of ice-cold fat house water on a hot summer day, and said: "Hehe~ The reason is... I'm special Why don’t I tell you?”

"..." Horus: mmp bitch...

Li Feng didn't care what Horus thought, he just closed his eyes and entered his dream. As for whether Horus could fall asleep... I'm sorry, it was none of his business.

If possible, Li Feng wished that Horus would stay awake for ten days and midnight. After all, only when his mental state was extremely poor could his temptation spells be effective on gods, and he could train this guy to become a good king.

Anyway, now that things have happened, Li Feng has figured out that he is not a good talker, and he can't pull Horus onto the path of becoming a holy king by just relying on his sincere persuasion.

As a human being, it is better to have self-awareness. Just like Li Feng, who knew how much he weighed, he believed that he was suitable for raising children using traditional education methods.

For example... a dutiful son emerges from a stick.

If Horus doesn't want to be the king, then he will hypnotize and beat him violently until the other person cries and screams that he wants to be a holy king. It's not his own cub anyway, so he won't feel bad if he is beaten openly.

Before falling asleep, Li Feng thought about how to beat Horus in a fancy way... No, it was a trick to educate Horus.

Training the prince is still a prince among gods. Thinking about it, it is quite exciting and a sense of accomplishment...

.....

In the early morning, a ray of golden sunshine shone on the earth. Horus, who had a tired look on his face, knew that this was the god Ra asking him to get up and pour water, so he quickly woke everyone up, so that everyone would not urinate in their sleep.

Li Feng opened his sleepy eyes and saw Horus with dark circles under his eyes. He was stunned at first, and then realized that the other person had been kept up all night by his words, and he laughed unkindly.

It wasn't until Horus's eyes turned murderous that Li Feng held his stomach that hurt from laughter and said happily: "Xiao He, your body can collapse after staying up all night. No wonder I didn't react when I talked about women. It turns out it was you who was sleeping at night." The cost of a late night snack..."

"Speaking of which, your kidneys are so weak and you still dream of hacking Seth to death... But I can pull you down and go to sleep quickly. You have everything in your dreams."

Kidney Deficient Mud Girl... You're not the one who caused it... Horus retorted angrily: "With only one eye, my condition is indeed a little worse, but when I put out the desert fire, , Seth will only be weak and vulnerable."

"Hey, you two," Baker suddenly interrupted Li Feng and Horus, pointed to what appeared to be a small sandstorm in the distance and asked, "What kind of storm is that? It's just that there are no dark clouds and wind."

Li Feng looked in the direction Baker pointed and saw two giant snakes, one black and one white, nearly 20 meters long suddenly emerging from the sand dunes in the distance.

On the giant snake, each rides a girl with black and white skin color, voluptuous figure and sexy and hot clothes.

It's just that Li Feng is a little confused: Where did these two girls find a giant snake car that matches their skin color? Or did they specially breed two giant snakes, one black and one white, to match their skin color...

Horus looked nervous and said: "Set's hunters are riding on pets to hunt us down..."

"This thing is a pet." Baker was a little confused by Horus' brain circuit.

He could understand what hunters meant. It was nothing more than a black and white evil spirit, but a big snake with a body length of more than 20 meters was incompatible with pets.

"What a pair of evil eyes, Horus, how strong are the black and white evil spirits in your uncle's family..." Li Feng asked.

"With my current strength..." Horus estimated the opponent's strength and his own strength, and said anxiously: "I guess I can't resist their venom."

Horus turned to look at Li Feng and said, "If they were at their peak, the two giant snakes would be just pets to me."

Lao Tie, it shows that your peak state is not very good... Li Feng carefully looked at the black and white demons for a few times, and determined that the other party was not worth it. He rolled up his sleeves and took out the sickle from his pocket. He smiled brightly and said: "Horus, I suddenly feel that your uncle is a good man. You see, Seth probably thought that we would be hungry all day and made a special trip to deliver food to us... But why didn't he see the chef? Could it be that your uncle advocated thinking If you want to have enough food and clothing, you must do it yourself.”

"Baker, did you bring cumin, chili pepper, and salt?" During the question, Li Feng raised his sickle and struck the ground, and an invisible ripple spread around with the strike.

The enemy still dares to be arrogant, but I