Planeswalker in Marvel

"Speaking of invitations..." Kreacher lowered his head and considered it, then said: "Boss, a few days ago, Nebula led Thor, Steve and other Avengers to borrow the spaceship, saying they were going out for an outing and camping. Use...Looking at how armed they are to the teeth, they may even hold hunting activities..."

"For the sake of past friendship, Kreacher agreed..."

Kreacher glanced at Li Feng timidly, as if he was worried that Li Feng would blame him for making the decision without authorization.

Seeing Li Feng's calm face, Kreacher relaxed and said with a slightly excited expression: "But who would have thought that they got into the spaceship and headed straight for outer space without even mentioning inviting you to participate in the outing..."

"It's so bullying. I didn't even call the boss during team building..."

Kreacher angrily complained for Li Feng.

"..." Li Feng: What a god of team building, only ghosts can fly a spaceship for outings and camping, but...you guessed it right, these guys really plan to hunt, and they are hunting the lonely old man Thanos. .....

As for the invitation...this thing is a damn series if you give it to me.

So far, he has only saved lives for Nebula and Stark, and established a small friendship with Thor to "transfer the fire of civilization".

The remaining few have not even established the most basic trust, let alone friendship.

Invite him, a stranger, to play together?Haha, not installing a hidden camera in front of his house is already a shame.

Li Feng touched Kreacher's dog's head as a sign of calm and turned his mind to another matter.

The spaceship I borrowed a few days ago?It seems that Natasha is most likely on her way back...

He narrowed his eyes like a fox, touched his chin and considered the whole sequence of events.

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, and a brilliant idea came to me.

Now that Thanos has cooled down, can the body be recycled? ....

The more he thought about it, the more promising he became, he completed the idea and decisively opened the portal to Titan.

A few minutes later, Li Feng held Thanos' head in one hand and his huge body in the other, whistling and returning to Earth.

It can be seen that this guy is in a good mood at the moment.

"Boss, what are you doing?" Blitz looked at the bloody corpse with confusion.

The specialties brought back from another world are corpses, or the kind that have been dismembered into pieces.

What Huoliao brought back now was also a corpse, the kind that had been separated.

If he hadn't known about Li Feng's personality, he would have suspected that someone was suffering from necrophilia.

"I'm not causing any trouble, I just want to..." Li Feng looked around and saw that everyone was listening like curious babies. He smiled mysteriously with a sense of disgust and said: "I won't tell you yet, I will know when the time comes. ....By the way, remember to bring popcorn, this show is always exciting."

After saying that, Li Fengti took Thanos' body back to the RV.

This thing must be processed while it is fresh, otherwise it will become a piece of rotten meat over time.

"???" Blitzcrank felt a hundred claws scratching his heart, and he wanted to pry open Li Feng's mouth to find out what was going on.

However, his delicate skin and tender flesh are no match for Li Feng.

There was nothing he could do. He could only vaguely roll his eyes, and started to complain wildly in his heart: Are you happy, Pi Yibo? If you have the guts, let me Pi Yibo...

Until Li Feng's back completely disappeared, Blitzcrank had to put away his curiosity and focus on invading the satellite and looking for the Stark family on their honeymoon.

.......

Five years later.

By the lake, outside an extremely exquisite tent, Stark was facing off against a group of humanoid creatures that only had upper body parts and were all blue.

The two sides were in a stalemate for a long time, and Stark exhausted his last bit of patience and shouted with overwhelming anger: "Get out of my way, I want to see my daughter..."

The humanoid's attitude remained unchanged and said indifferently: "It's the same sentence...The master has ordered that no one can enter the 'Morgan Cabin' without her permission...Sir, this is private property, please leave." .”

With that said, the humanoid stretched out his hand and politely asked Stark to get out.

Personal nun, this is my house... Stark was so angry that his liver was about to burst. He gritted his back molars and roared: "Keep your eyes open and see clearly, I am the master of your house and her father,"

"Looking at you with dog eyes? Are you sure? I didn't expect you to have such a hobby..."

As the humanoid creature spoke, it rubbed its head into a dog's head, and then its eyes, which were originally the size of mung beans, became the size of basketballs, saying: "The dog's eyes can see very clearly, you are indeed the master's father..."

"Huh?! I haven't noticed it before, but now I look at it with a dog's eyes, and suddenly I find that your face is so ugly that it makes you want to vomit."

As he spoke, the humanoid turned around and spat out a pool of blue vomit.

"..." The veins on Stark's forehead were beating wildly, his fists were clenched, and he said with a ferocious face: "For the last time, let me give in or not..."

Is this the limit? ..... The humanoid creature pursed its lips, put its face in front of Stark, and said disdainfully: "Want to hit me? Come on, hit me here, as hard as you can..."

Stark's whole body stiffened, and he raised his right hand several times, but finally slowly lowered it.

It's not that he doesn't want to fight, it's that the opponent's backer is too strong. A slap in the face will properly start the criticism meeting.

Thinking of the mother and daughter at full strength, Stark had already imagined which sofa to sleep on at night.

When the humanoid creature saw Stark deflated, the corners of its mouth cracked into a playful expression, and he sneered: "An order is an order. Don't say that you are the master's biological father. It will be useless even if the master's ancestors come..."

Ya's mentally retarded djinn... If it weren't for the fear of damaging his daughter in the tent, Stark would not only want to curse, but also want to strangle this unfortunate thing.

Even if the other person is my daughter's favorite toy, I will still pinch it.

Yes, the humanoid creature is the genie in Aladdin's lamp, and it was also the gift given by Li Feng when Stark's daughter was born.

Considering that Morgan (Stark's daughter) had not yet been weaned at the time, Li Feng deliberately extracted the elf soul to train it and set it into 'Morgan's exclusive nanny' mode.

In this way, this thing is much more reliable than the robot nanny designed by Stark.

You may not be able to tell stories, make milk in the middle of the night, or change diapers in the middle of the night, but the robot nanny who knows how to do elves can do it too.

However, when faced with headaches and fever, the robot nanny can only give guidance, but does not dare to buy medicine online, let alone take medicine in private.

The elf, on the other hand, was different. He started to cast spells directly. After a healing spell, he ensured that Morgan recovered on the spot, and then continued to howl for milk.

For another example, when faced with a crisis, the robot nanny can only predict and remind him. If Morgan pretends to be deaf and continues to go his own way, the robot nanny can't do anything.

And elves... are they dangerous?Destroy it first, he said.

Comparing the two, Stark finally abandoned the robot nanny and replaced it with a magic lamp genie that did not need to be recharged.

But he never imagined in his wildest dreams that the elf was still a fool.

Whenever I receive an order, I will just keep my head down and carry it out to the end, and I don't know how to adapt at all.

"Okay~ You win..." Stark, who had a splitting headache, sighed, rubbed his temples and shouted towards the tent: "Morgan, come out quickly, your mother is calling you to go home for dinner..."

After shouting for a long time, until his throat began to smoke, Stark saw the tent curtain being opened by a small hand.

He glanced inside the tent through the curtain, and his heart immediately became sour:

...Hey guys, space tent! ! ! ....Don't ask, it must be another toy Morgan got from Austin...

...No wonder Morgan didn't respond when I called outside for a long time. It wasn't because he pretended not to hear, but because the space was too big and he really didn't hear...

Stark, who was amazed, was about to enter the tent to visit and look for creative inspiration. When he turned around, he found that Morgan was stepping on colorful clouds.

"This is..." he frowned and said uncertainly: "Austin's flying prop?... Wasn't it black and ugly before? Why did it become colorful?..."

As he spoke, there was a faint smell of paint coming from the tip of his nose.

"You're hiding in the tent just to color it?" Stark said suddenly.

"Hehe~ I'll name her 'Marshmallow', isn't she pretty..."

Maybe he was too excited to get a new toy. Morgan jumped up and down and said with pride: "Uncle Austin said this thing is very fast. He also said that dad is a weakling. The Mark 42 suit he made can only reach Mach 8. If you want to eat marshmallows, you can’t even eat the taillights.”

Stark takes an arrow in the chest.

I won’t say who is faster between Marshmallow and mark42. It is true that neither is faster. This is a fact, and there is no point in refuting it.

But...Morgan was belittling him both inside and outside her words, yet she was close to Li Feng. What was going on?

How come the little cotton-padded jacket we promised is leaking?

It’s really difficult to raise a child this year... Stark, who still wanted to struggle, took Morgan’s little hand and said gently while walking towards the cabin: "There are thousands of roads, safety first, driving is not regulated, family members go alone" Tears....So, speed is of no use, safe driving is the real thing."

"No, Baby Blue will protect me..." Morgan turned to look at the elf.

The elf understood instantly and immediately showed off his tendons.

Is that what I really mean?My heart was so tired... Stark's eyelids twitched slightly, and he forcibly changed the subject and said, "What do you want to eat for lunch?"

Without even thinking about it, Morgan replied instantly: "I want to eat the cheeseburger made by Uncle Kreacher..."

I want to eat too... Stark's footsteps paused, and the secretions in his mouth continued like a torrent of water.

Having been neighbors with Li Feng for five years, he could only taste Kreacher's cooking skills. On the contrary, Morgan was favored by Li Feng and would go to have a feast every once in a while.

Good guy, that's a food that strengthens your body. It makes him feel depressed because he's greedy for it.

Stark pondered for a moment, then led Morgan towards the RV and said, "Let's go find Kreacher..."

The two of them had just walked a few steps when they suddenly heard the roar of a car in the distance.

After a while, Steve, Natasha, and Scott got out of the car.

Well, the meal plan failed... Stark had a premonition that something big was going to happen, so he motioned for Morgan to go into the RV, turned around and said, "Xirin, do you have anything to do with me?..."

.......

On the other side, Li Feng heard a knock on the door and opened the car door to see Morgan standing at the door with a flat mouth. He hurriedly hugged him and said, "Hey! Who bullied our little princess? Tell your uncle and he will help you vent your anger... "

"It's dad," Morgan said a little aggrievedly: "I wanted to have lunch with dad, but I almost walked over to you, but several uncles and aunts showed up...Dad could only go home to greet them, leaving Morgan alone. .”

God is so lonely... Li Feng rolled his eyes, scratched Morgan's nose, and shouted: "Kreacher, prepare a children's feast,"

After speaking, he looked at the cabin through the car window.

After confirming that the visitors were the three Scotts, he was extremely excited: when the flowers all withered, it finally started...