Douluo's Magical System

"Bing'er, you're fooling around again." Xue Nu was not very angry, she just gave the Ice Emperor a blow on his head.

How could the Snow Girl not understand the Ice Emperor? The two of them had been together for tens of millions of years. How could she not understand the Ice Emperor? How could the Ice Emperor really want to eat humans?Besides, she just said that Wang Xiaotian was her friend.

The Ice Emperor simply thought it was rare to have a human being, so he said this.

"Sister, you bully me like this again, and there are outsiders here. Don't I, the second king of the Far North, have no face?" As he said this, the Ice Emperor made a arrogant expression at Wang Xiaotian.

Wang Xiaotian: Two big guys, your image has completely collapsed, okay?

Shocked, the two kings of the Far North actually...

"Hello, senior..." What else could Wang Xiaotian say?All I can do is say hello first.

"Xiaotian, let me introduce to you, this is the Ice Emperor, my good sister, the second strongest person in the Far North!"

"You don't need to call her senior, you are my friend. You can call her Bingdi or Bing'er. If she dares to bully you, just tell me and I will spank her." Xue Nu said to Wang Xiaotian, and by the way Wang Xiaotian supported himself.

"Oh, sister, you are a typical person in the human world who forgets his friends when he sees sex." Ice Emperor teased, but as expected, he suffered another brain breakdown.

"What nonsense are you talking about? Xiaotian is my friend." Although Xue Nu said this, her face turned red rarely, but no one noticed it.

"Okay, okay, stop teasing, tell me quickly, tell me something to relieve my boredom, tell me quickly!" The Ice Emperor was like a little girl at this time, and couldn't help but ask curiously.

"Ahem, Ice Emperor, these are the cards. I call this Landlord Fight, and its rules are..." Wang Xiaotian began to explain the rules of Landlord Fight, and also showed each card to Xue Nu and Ice Emperor. After a while, I also answered some strange questions, such as:

"Why is this one smaller than two, but bigger than three?" This is a question asked by Hyōtei's classmate. It is very knowledgeable and difficult to answer.

"Then when we play cards, can we use mental power to detect the opponent's cards?" Xue Nu asked excitedly. Among the two beasts, she is the most powerful. She can ensure that her cards are not detected, and she can also be calm. Exploring Wang Xiaotian's cards.

"No!" Wang Xiaotian and Bingdi said in unison. It's enough to be strong, right? Do you want to do whatever you want?

After a lot of messy questions, I finally got on the right track:

"Call the landlord!"

"Grab the landlord!"

"Wang Bang!"

"Straight Flush!"

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"Wait a minute, Ice Emperor! How could you throw away your cards!"

"Yuki-onna, stop using your mental power to explore!!!"

Wang Xiaotian discovered that the two bosses played cards openly and cheated, and they were not shy. They were really thick-skinned!

.........

Although there were many messy problems in the middle, Wang Xiaotian was still very happy. Doudizhu also felt some nostalgia for his previous life. Can he not be happy?

Of course, this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is to have fun fighting the Landlord with beautiful women!

As a result, one person and two beasts fought against the landlord for a day and a night...

For some unknown reason, Wang Xiaotian was able to win at first, but after Xue Nu became familiar with the rules, she kept suppressing him and fighting the Ice Emperor.

Almost every other person is a landlord, and as long as Xue Nu is a landlord, she must have big and small kings and bombs in her hands. She is simply holding Wang Xiaotian and Ice Emperor to fight.

This made Wang Xiaotian quite emotional. Even though the snow girls are not talented in cooking, when it comes to playing cards, they are just like personal plug-ins. They are so awesome!

"So happy! I haven't been this happy for a long time. The last time I was so happy was when I broke through the 30-year bottleneck." Ice Emperor said, dumping a little king!

"Yes, human wisdom is indeed endless. It's really interesting." The snow girl said, and also threw a big king, crushing him to death!

"Okay, I won't fight after this one. I'll let you try Xiaotian's craftsmanship later. Let's have hot pot today!" Seeing that no one was playing, Xue Nu threw out the remaining four cards in her hand. , four to two, bomb!

"Okay, it's over, Xiaotian, let's cook." Xue Nu clapped her hands and said to Wang Xiaotian.

"Okay..." Wang Xiaotian nodded excitedly. Finally, he no longer had to lose cards all the time. As expected, cooking was his strength!

"I'm here to help you, I'm here to help you, I have some talent in cooking." Ice Emperor immediately rushed to Wang Xiaotian and volunteered.

"Okay, thank you." Wang Xiaotian nodded, and then began to point out the Ice Emperor. If the Ice Emperor really has a talent for cooking, then his departure will be just around the corner.

10 minutes later……

Watching the Ice Emperor chopping vegetables and boiling water smoothly, Wang Xiaotian couldn't help but shed tears of happiness. He was so, so excited. He finally found a soul beast who knew how to cook. His liberation day was not far away, but why was he a bit... I'm reluctant to say...

After finishing the hot pot, Hyokui patted her belly with satisfaction. She had come to the right place this time. There were delicious food and fun things to do, so she made a request to stay here for a few days, and the Snow Girl agreed.

"Xiaotian, tell us an interesting story about you humans." Ice Emperor patted Wang Xiaotian on the shoulder and said boldly. Her personality is such that as long as she feels familiar with you, she will be extremely enthusiastic.

Compared to the Snow Emperor, the Ice Emperor's temperament is obviously much more heroic.

"Okay, let me think about it..." Wang Xiaotian said with a no problem expression, but a sentence suddenly popped up in his heart: Eat with me, play with me, and tell bedtime stories, what am I? , escort?

But let’s wait for the big guys as soon as possible. Hey, escorts are escorts, we’re happy!

"I've thought about it!" It didn't take long for Wang Xiaotian to decide which story to tell.

But he was not in a hurry to start telling. Instead, he took out some melon seed snacks from Wusanli and made a pot of tea. Storytelling must have an atmosphere, right?

"Snow Girl, Ice Emperor, you listen to me and eat something at the same time. This will be fun."

"Haha, okay, let's try your human method." The Ice Emperor and the Snow Girl sat cross-legged on the ground, poured the tea, and ate melon seeds.

"Can you please help me gather a big podium, it's a cuboid..." Wang Xiaotian thought for a moment and said, and made some gestures with his hands.He also found a wooden block from Wusanli to use as a gavel, and the Ice Emperor also condensed the table at this time.

"Ahem, let's start!" Wang Xiaotian moistened his throat, slapped the gavel, and said boldly.

"For the first time, the source of spiritual root nourishment flows out of the mind and practice the great path to be born!"

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That’s right, what Wang Xiaotian is talking about is Journey to the West. This is also the story he is most familiar with, and it is also very interesting. Let’s bring it out today for fun!

The Snow Lady and Ice Emperor in the audience thought it didn't matter at first, but the more they listened to it, the more incredible it became!

How can a monkey have so much power?

The world described by Wang Xiaotian is even more lifelike, just like the real thing, but it is also fictional...

This talk lasted for two hours. When he reached the seventh episode of Escape from the Bagua Furnace and the Calming Monkey under the Five Elements Mountain of the Great Sage, Wang Xiaocai stopped.