Squinting Pokémon Journey

♂nbsp; "Hey, old nun, how long have you been occupying this hilltop?"

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"Old nun, when did you and your wife meet?"

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"Old nun, how is your daughter looking?"

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"Old nun..."

"That's enough!!! If you beep again, I'll stuff you into the smelly muddy anus!"

"Is there stinky mud around here? Are there chrysanthemums in stinky mud? Well, I won't say it anymore..."

Xiaogang looked at Nidoking's cannibalistic eyes and decisively gave in. He made a zipper gesture with both hands near his mouth, indicating that he would be quiet.

Nidoking moved his mouth, but finally said everything. He picked up Xiaogang, put it on his shoulder, and walked toward the mountain menacingly.When the elves along the road saw their boss coming back, they all retreated into their nests. The boss has been in a bad mood these days and his eyes are red, so it's better not to get into trouble with him.Huh?It seems that his eyes are not red today. Could it be that the boss is in a good mood?Wait, what is the boss carrying on his shoulders?It's a human being!

oh!Oh my god, the boss wouldn't be so angry that he would capture a human and come back ready to eat him!Oh my god, if the boss really eats a human being, this will be a big deal. No, I have to report it to the elder sister as soon as possible!

"Hey, I'm going to report to the eldest sister, you hold the boss back."

"I know, you go quickly, we can't delay it for too long."

Chuanshan King nodded, got into the soil, and left in a hurry.The remaining elves looked at each other, put on smiles, and got out.

"Oh, isn't this the boss? He came back very early today~"

"kindness."

"Boss, boss, has this human provoked you? How about we help you teach him a lesson?"

"kindness."

"Boss, the Bibi bird on the hill next door laid an egg today~"

"kindness."

"Boss, yesterday my mother's second uncle's cousin's third uncle's son..."

"That's enough! Stop beeping in front of me. If you let me hear these annoying nonsense again, I will hang you on a tree and swing!!"

Nidoking roared, and the elves around him screamed in surprise and ran away like dogs.Xiaogang lay on Nidoking's shoulder, trying not to laugh. These elves were so interesting.

In fact, it’s not surprising that these elves made such a fuss. The elves who were guarding Nido King before are all the elves on duty today. They did not follow Nido King after he came back. Naturally, no elves informed this place. The man on his boss's shoulder was actually here to help treat Nidona.

Elves generally rarely harm humans, and even if they attack trainers, they will not be too harsh. Doing so will only have a negative impact on their normal lives, so no matter how angry Nidoking is, it is just Teach humans some lessons, but they have been a little harsher these days because of my daughter's affairs, but they haven't reached the point of cannibalism yet.

Nidoking carried Xiaogang over a hillside and came to his cave. Before he could step into the door, a two-meter-long Nidoqueen rushed out and grabbed Nidoking's arm and wouldn't let go.

"My dear, I heard that you caught a trainer and prepared to eat him. Is it true? Don't do anything stupid!"

"Eating people?! Where did you hear this!" Nidoking's eyes suddenly sharpened, and he caught sight of a pangolin that was about to escape. He stepped hard on it, and a shock wave knocked down the pangolin. I wiped it. Are you really Nidoking, not some bull-headed chieftain? !

"Mouse! What nonsense did you tell my wife again!"

"I'm sorry, boss! I saw you carrying a human up here, so I was worried that you would do something stupid!"

"So those bastards were trying to stop me on purpose. Why did they suddenly talk about the seventh aunt and the eighth aunt?" Nidoking's head was covered with black threads and he fell helplessly. The dead body of the Pangolin King on the ground and his worried-looking wife gently kicked the Pangolin King: "Get up, this human being is quite capable. I'll bring him back to show my daughter. I'm not trying to eat him. I understand." What?"

"Cure the eldest lady's disease?" King Chuanshan stood up and stared at Xiaogang, "Boss, don't think I'm too talkative. I watched the eldest lady grow up. I don't want her to be like this now, but you Don’t rush to the doctor when you are sick.”

"Don't worry, even if I can't cure her, I won't let her condition get any worse." Facing Chuanshan King's question, Xiaogang replied with a smile. This Chuanshan King is not simple. The energy field around its body It is actually purple, and can be regarded as the third strongest elf on this rock mountain. As for which one is the second strongest, it is of course Nidoqueen.

The strength distribution of the elves in Yanshan is very strange. Except for the three extremely powerful elves in front of them, the others are just ordinary. For trainers, they are just wild elves used for training.There is only one reason for this situation to happen, and that is that these three elves migrated from other places. I don’t know the specific Xiaogang, so just ask. Anyway, there will be no shortage of Nidoking and others. Order something.

"Well?" King Chuanshan narrowed his eyes: "Can you understand what I said?"

"Haha, you don't have any skills, how dare you come to your door? Not only can I understand what you are saying, I also know that you three are the strongest elves here, and your level is far higher than the other elves."

"Hoo, he's quite capable." King Chuanshan scratched his chin with his paw: "Boss, I have no objection. Why don't we let him try it."

Nidoking nodded. He trusted his old buddy. He turned back and looked at his wife. Nidoqueen hesitated for a while and finally nodded.

"Human, your name is Wu Gang, right? Just give it a try. No matter what the result is, you can't let my daughter's condition worsen."

"Don't worry, it won't happen. Take me to your daughter."

Nidoking nodded and led Xiaogang into the cave. Nidoqueen and King Chuanshan followed. They also wanted to see if Xiaogang had the ability to cure Nidona. After all, Nidona was also one of them. a matter of concern.After walking dozens of meters through the tunnel, Xiaogang came to a huge stone chamber. This stone chamber was naturally formed. There was a gap in the wall of the stone chamber. Xiaogang took a closer look and found that the shape of the gaps was just right to allow sunlight to pass through. The light comes in from morning to night.

Before Xiaogang could marvel at the miraculous craftsmanship of nature, King Nido pushed his shoulder. Xiaogang came back to his senses and looked at the center of the stone room, where a huge circular stone platform was sleeping with a Nido. Dona.This Nidona is not small, a bit bigger than the ordinary Nidona. The muscles on its limbs are very tight, and the whole body exudes a light yellow halo. Did you see it wrong?Why is the yellow slowly fading?Xiaogang rubbed his eyes and looked at the Nidona carefully, his heart rippled, and an animated image popped up in his mind, like... a warm sheep?

Xiaogang suppressed the throbbing in his heart, put down his backpack, squatted next to Nidona, put his hands close to Nidona's skin, light green energy radiated out, and the situation in Nidona's body was fed back to Xiaogang's mind. middle.

"The bones are not dislocated, there is no internal injury, and the brain is not damaged. Why can't I wake up? The flow of energy... hmm?"

"Well, did you find anything?"

Nidoqueen asked eagerly. When she heard what Xiaogang said just now, she felt a chill in her heart. Having no problem is more terrifying than having one. If there is a problem, it will be cured. If there is no problem and you can't wake up, then there will be a big problem. There is a problem, but fortunately, Xiaogang seems to have discovered something in the end, which is already good news.

"I'm not sure if it's the cause of the disease, but I found that the energy in Nidona's body is decreasing little by little. It's better to say...well, these are my understanding and experience, Each elf contains two types of energy, one is called vitality, and the other is...well, let's just call it energy."

"Let's put it this way, to survive, you consume vitality, which ensures that your cells are full of vitality, allowing you to complete eating and all other activities. Energy allows you to release various skills. Generally speaking, this The two kinds of energy can be converted into each other. But in Nidona's body, the conversion of energy and vitality has stagnated, and the energy reserve is constantly decreasing."

"Now Nidona's body is protected by life force and will not change much, but the energy is almost exhausted. I don't know if it is because of the lack of energy that Nidona cannot wake up, but... ...I have only discovered this so far, and I think there is a 70.00% chance that it is due to energy issues."

Nidoking, Nidoqueen and Mountain King breathed a sigh of relief. At least they found the reason now, right?Then the next step is treatment.

"Wu Gang, can you save my daughter?"

"I do not know."

"What? You don't know! I know I was a little rude to you just now. I apologize to you. Please save my daughter."

Xiaogang shook his head and said to the three anxious elves over there: "I really don't know. My ability is to replenish the vitality of the elves, restore their wounds, straighten their bones, adjust themselves, and more. The vitality produced is converted into abilities by the elf itself and stored up. But now Nidona cannot transform the vitality on its own, so it will be useless no matter how much I inject, it will only be wasted."

"Then, let's go find some herbs and tree fruits that can replenish abilities, and let the young lady eat them. Will they have some effect?" King Chuanshan made a suggestion. Nidoking and Nidoqueen's eyes lit up, and they both He looked at Xiaogang.

Xiaogang thought for a while and nodded to Chuanshan King: "Theoretically it is feasible and worth a try."

"Great! I have stored some fruit, I'm going to get it right now!" Nidoqueen clapped her hands and ran away.

"I'll go find other elves for help and ask them to collect some tree fruits."

"Wait a minute!" Xiaogang stopped King Chuanshan: "It's not too late to try some tree fruits first, and there are not many types of tree fruits that can directly replenish energy. There is no benefit in blindly searching."

King Chuanshan and King Nido looked at each other, squatted angrily at the base of the wall, and stayed there quietly.Xiaogang took out his camera and clicked a picture to take a picture of these two old men. Xiaogang felt that giving each of them a cigarette at this time would make the picture look better.After putting away the camera, Xiaogang also moved closer. Nidoking moved aside to make room for Xiaogang.

"I'm talking about Lao Ni."

"Don't call me Lao Ni."

"Then let's call you Lao Wang."

"I don't know why, but I have an instinctive resistance to what you just said. You should just call me Lao Ni."

"Okay, old nanny, there's also Lao Chuan."

"Just call me Mouse."

"Okay, old nun and rat, you are not the natives of this mountain, right?"

"Hmph, you can see it clearly." Nidoking grabbed a stone and rubbed it in his hand: "The mouse, I, and my wife were once elves in the hunting zone. A few years ago, the hunting zone discovered After seeing the traces of the mini dragon, many trainers ran over and ruined the environment there. The three of us didn't want to be caught by those disgusting trainers, so we escaped in the chaos. After several twists and turns, we came to this place. The environment here is still good. It was nice, and the people around it were nice, so we put down roots here.”

"So that's it. He's also an elf with a story."

Xiaogang sighed and said nothing more. The three guys just sat by the wall, but they didn't feel embarrassed at all. Instead, they felt a sense of relief and tranquility.

"Come on, come on, I've brought the fruit!"

Nidoqueen ran back with a bunch of fruits and placed them all on the ground. Xiaogang stood up and squatted next to the fruits to check them one by one.Although I haven't read many books about tree fruits and my understanding is not accurate enough, it is still possible to distinguish the tree fruits near Kanto, and the ones Nidoqueen brought are also common types. Five minutes later, Xiaogang finished looking at all the fruits and shook his head helplessly.

"No way, just find three in such a huge pile."

"Then, what should we do?!"

"Forget it, Wu Gang, just try it first."

There was no other choice but to give it a try. Xiaogang squeezed three fruits that exuded white energy into juice, put them in a small basin and slowly fed them to Nidona.The juice of the tree fruit flowed into Nidona's mouth, and the light yellow energy around Nidona became darker. Before Xiaogang could be happy for a long time, the injected energy subsided again, and returned to the light yellow appearance, and even The trend towards white.

"No, the energy was absorbed, but all was lost."

"Ah! What should I do, my daughter, wuwuwu~~~"

Nidoqueen cried. The gap between one and the other was so great that the mother shed tears.King Chuanshan and King Nido were also silent and did not speak at all. They did not blame Xiaogang. They could see that Xiaogang was sincerely treating Nidona and had tried his best.

"Oh...Wu Gang, tell me, what will happen if my daughter doesn't wake up?"

"...Energy is constantly being lost. I have a classification of energy in my mind. The energy in Nidona's body is now light yellow and is changing to white. When the white color decreases, it becomes colorless. After it becomes colorless, ...I don’t know, I’ve never seen any creature without energy, even fragile old humans have colorless energy.”

"That means...my daughter will die, right?"

When King Nido said this, his voice was trembling, and it was obvious that he could not accept this fact.

"Actually, there is still a chance, as long as we can find something that can provide energy..."

Xiaogang couldn't continue talking. Isn't this nonsense? If he could find it, he would still be in a daze here!The air in the stone chamber was silent, leaving only the dull cry of Nidoqueen, and the atmosphere was very solemn.

"Click~click~click~"

what sound?Xiaogang looked around. Is there anything?Nidoking pointed at the elf ball on Xiaogang's belt. Xiaogang looked down and saw that the elf ball of the big rock snake was shaking non-stop. Is there something wrong with the big rock snake?Picking up the elf ball of the big rock snake, Xiaogang released the big rock snake.

"Big Rock Snake, what's the matter with you?"

"Oh! If I don't come out, you will fool me to death!"

"What? Big Rock Snake, you must speak truthfully and with evidence! Where am I stupid?!"

"Isn't it something that can provide a lot of energy? Don't you have it on your body?"

"On me?" Xiaogang was stunned and looked at the big rock snake blankly: "Where is it on me? I don't know?"

"The moon stone of Yuejian Mountain!!" The big rock snake looked at Xiaogang with hatred, wishing to give him a tail. Why is his trainer so stupid?

"Moon stone?" Xiaogang's eyes lit up, he opened his backpack and rummaged around quickly, and finally took out an extremely pure moon stone, which was the huge moon stone from Yuejian Mountain as a thank you gift to him.After a brief perception, Xiaogang was shocked. This moon stone actually emitted a blue energy field. This level of energy was slightly lower than that of Chuanshan King!

"Old nun, we have a solution. Look at this moon stone!"

Nidoking and Nidoqueen stared at the Moonstone in Xiaogang's hand, their eyes filled with shock. When they evolved, they had already used the best Moonstone they could find nearby, but that Compared with Xiaogang's piece, the two Moon Stones were just small stones on the roadside, and their purity was down by an unknown number of levels.

"What a pure moon stone. I have a hunch that this thing will be useful, Wu Gang..."

"Don't worry, this moon stone is of no use to me. My elf doesn't need the moon stone to stimulate evolution. And since I took it out, I don't feel bad. Anyway, I picked this up for nothing." Xiaogang smiled slightly. , came to Nidona's side, and put the moon stone on Nidona's head.

Milky white light bloomed from the moon stone, and the angular moon stone slowly melted, floated in the air, and slowly merged into Nidona's body.Under Xiaogang's perception, the energy in Nidona's body continued to increase, turning light yellow, yellow, light green, and green.In the end, Nidona's energy field remained an emerald green, and the moon stone was still providing energy to Nidona. Xiaogang felt that it was repairing Nidona's body, and Xiaogang couldn't sense it. place to repair the loopholes in Nidona's energy.

Five minutes later, all the moon stones melted into Nidona's body, and the light in the stone chamber gradually faded.

"What, how is it?"

"The energy in Nidona's body is no longer lost, it should be..."

One person and three elves stared at Nidona on the stone platform. After a few seconds, Nidona's claws moved, and Nidona covered her mouth. After another ten seconds, Nidona opened her mouth, and her body He twitched a few times and slowly opened his eyes.

"This is where?"

"daughter!"

"Mother?"

Nidoqueen hugged the confused Nidona and cried tears of joy.Nidoking was also very excited and poked Xiaogang's arm. Xiaogang instantly understood what Nidoking meant and said to the two nervous old men:

"Nidona has woken up, and her body can convert energy and vitality on its own. There was too much energy from the Moon Stone just now. Part of it replenished Nidona's lost energy, part of it repaired her body, and part of it was stored in Another location for storing energy is automatically generated in the body. In short, Nidona is fine and has become stronger."

"That's great, that's great, thank you, thank you so much."

"Thank you for finally settling our worries."

"It doesn't matter, as long as Nidona recovers, but old Ni, don't forget to clear the road and don't attack those trainers again."

"Definitely, definitely, hahahaha!!"

"Boss, is there a banquet today?"

"Of course, celebrating my daughter's recovery!"

In the rock mountain at night, all the elves were dancing happily. The trainers and mountaineers at the foot of the mountain were very strange, but no one rushed to investigate. Without the interruption of humans, the elves in the rock mountain were more noisy and joyful. .

Xiaogang sat on a rock and quietly tasted the tree juice Nidoqueen gave him. It was slightly sour, but surprisingly delicious.

"Hello."

"Huh? Oh, hello, please sit down."

"Thank you."

Xiaogang gave up a place, and Nidona came over and sat obediently on the stone, quietly watching the elves carnival with Xiaogang.

"Thank you for saving me."

"It doesn't matter, I've encountered it too. If I don't encounter it, then there's nothing I can do."

"No matter what, it was you who saved me. I will remember this kindness in my heart."

"Oh, it doesn't matter, just do whatever you want."

"kindness."

Xiaogang and Nidona continued to remain silent, one person and one elf sat quietly until the end of the banquet. Nidona said goodbye, Xiaogang responded, got into the tent and fell asleep.

The next day, Nidoking, Nidoqueen and Sand Mountain King saw Xiaogang off at the foot of the mountain. Although there had been some conflicts before, after these things, Xiaogang and the elves had established a kind of relationship. Feelings.

"Wu Gang, I really want to thank you this time."

"No need. I've said this many times. I don't want to take any detours."

"No matter what you say, we will remember this kindness." Nidoqueen took a step forward, took out a stone and gave it to Xiaogang: "This is a very special stone we found in the rock mountain. We have tried it. Yes, if this thing is worn on a Pokmon, it can enhance the power of rock-type skills by [-]%, and it should have a great effect on your Big Rock Snake."

"Then I'm welcome. The Big Rock Snake will also thank you."

"Don't worry, there is another gift." Nidoking took a deep look at Xiaogang, nodded to Nidoqueen and King Chuanshan, and stretched out his hand to say hello: "Xiaogang, your kindness to our family will always be with us. Remember, you saved the most important person in our lives, and we should also repay you."

The grass next to her swayed, and Nidona slowly walked out and stopped quietly at Xiaogang's feet.

"This, this is..."

"My daughter is the most precious thing in my life. Now I hand her over to you. I hope you can help her continue to become stronger and surpass us!"

Xiaogang looked at the three old men over there, then looked at Nidona, smiled slightly, took out an elf ball, and pressed it gently on Nidona's head. The light flashed, and Nidona took it. After entering the elf ball, it shook for a while and then stopped steadily.

"Don't worry, I will take good care of your daughter."

"Well, let's go, go quickly! I don't want to see you again!" Nidoking turned his head angrily and scolded Xiaogang. Nidoqueen and King Chuanshan gave Xiaogang a helpless smile.Xiaogang laughed and ran away along the mountain road. The three elves watched Xiaogang until they disappeared.

"I hope Xiaona lives a happy life."

"Suck~ That kid is really cheap, suck~~~"

"Oh, boss, are you crying?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? How could I cry! Mouse, find some people to clear that mountain for me!"

"Ah? What do you ask?"

"Because it blocks my view of my daughter."

"boom!"

Nidoqueen gave Nidoking a hard punch: "Stop pretending to be stupid here. Don't listen to him. If my daughter is gone, you won't be able to do anything right. I'll show you what you can do and build mountains. You Why don’t you give up the sun!”

"Woo woo woo, wife, I, I was wrong..."

"Stop talking nonsense and come back with me. I'll see how much furniture you've damaged in the past few days. Go back and fix it!"

"oh........"

King Chuanshan watched Nidoking being pulled back by the ears by Nidoqueen, holding his head with two paws, and whistled teasingly: "Poor old Nido, his status at home is not high, and there was a little boy before. Na helped carry it, and now the shield is gone, hehehe, boss, you have had a hard time, hahaha~~~"