Squinting Pokémon Journey

Joban Forest, located between Joban City and Nibi City in the Kanto region, is a huge natural forest covering several valleys, covering an incalculable area.Because the trees here are extremely lush, it is difficult for sunlight to fall to the ground through the dense leaves, so most places in the forest are very dark. Of course, there are still many places in the forest that can be exposed to direct sunlight, such as near rivers. There is a large area of ​​open grassland.

"Well... In Viridian Forest, the most common elves are insect and flying types. There is a small group of grass-type elves near the river. In a sense, this place is really not suitable for me. ." Xiaogang looked at the map and rubbed his head in distress.

"What if I get attracted by something interesting and deviate from my route, wouldn't I get lost in the forest? It's not a good thing to get lost in a place like this."

Every year, many trainers and travelers come to Joban Forest for adventure or camping. Some of them are unlucky and get lost in the forest. Due to the environment here, the probability of successful rescue by the rescue team is less than [-]%. Why? I mean, it's a bit scary.

"Calm down Xiao Gang, it's just a forest. As long as you explore within a safe area, you'll be fine!"

Xiaogang clenched his fists and encouraged himself, but he must not do anything stupid...

"Swish~~~"

At this moment, there was a noise in the grass nearby. Judging from the shaking of the weeds, it should be a small creature, maybe an elf, right?Xiaogang squinted his eyes, took a defensive posture, and shouted: "Hey! Where did the monster come from? Come out quickly!"

"shock!"

The grass stopped moving. The little elf inside seemed to be frightened by Xiaogang. It stayed peacefully in the grass and did not dare to move at all. After a long time, the little guy in the grass couldn't help it. This is her activity. Territory, why do you, a black guy from outside, want to turn things upside down?After hesitating for a while, the little guy stuck out his head, revealing two pointed ears. His little face covered with light yellow fur was full of dissatisfaction, and a ray of electric light appeared on the red cheeks on both sides.

"Pika, Pika Pika! Pikachu!! (╬￣Van￣)"

"..."

"..."

Pikachu stared at the human in front of him, a trace of doubt flashing in his dark eyes. What's going on?Why doesn't this person move?Uh-huh~ What's that expression?Why does it feel like I can't poop?Could it be constipation?Huh~~~Thinking of this, Pikachu's face showed a small expression of contempt and disgust. Doesn't this guy want to poop near here?So disgusting~~This is my territory!

"Skin....."

"Pickup?" (What did you say?)

"Pikachu..."

"Pi, Pika? Pikachu!" (It's me, what are you asking me to do? Let's say it first, I won't allow you to poop in my place!)

"Pikachu!!! Real! Living Pikachu!!!"

"Pica!! Σ(っ°Д°;)っ" (What are you doing?! Damn it, don't come here!!)

Pikachu's face was full of fear. Xiaogang opposite him opened his arms like a hungry tiger pouncing on food. A "dangerous" light flashed through his narrowed eyes. He stuck out his tongue and licked his lips in an exaggerated way: "Hmph hahaha, little Pikachu~ho!" Hahahaha~~ Come here, let me hug you, just a hug, I won’t do anything to you, really, sizzle~~" Xiaogang took a sip of saliva and grinned to the base of his ears: " Hehehe~ Stay still, otherwise I don’t guarantee what will happen~ Hahaha!!”

Xiaogang pounced hard and suppressed the patch of grass, huh?The touch didn't feel right, it didn't have that soft feeling. I squinted my eyes and flashed a sharp light, and I found it, under the tree!

"Hey hey hey~~Don't run, don't run, let me take a good look at you~~I'm coming!!" Xiaogang used Tiger Pounce again, Pikachu was scared!

"Pickup!!!"

Pikachu screamed, kicked off its four calves and ran away in a hurry. Today was really unlucky. Even if you went out for a walk, you would meet such a perverted human. This morning, Aunt Bibi said that it was not a good day to go out. Originally, I thought it was a joke, but I didn’t expect it to be true!Aunt Bibiniao, I will believe whatever you say from now on!

"Don't run! I won't hurt you! How about just letting me touch you? Let me touch you and I won't chase you! (￣ω￣=)"

"Pica!" (Ghost letter!)

In a flurry of excitement, Xiaogang chased Pikachu into the depths of Viridian Forest, which was the non-safe area marked by the rescue team.So, sometimes, what he is supposed to come will always come. Don't try to hide, he will find you in the end anyway.

"Huh~huh~ don't run! Huh~"

"Pikachu~" (I'm an idiot if I don't run, phew, I'm exhausted~)

One mouse and one man behind the other, they were having fun all over the forest, causing headaches to the elves around them. Many elves were ready to go out and teach these two guys a lesson, but in a blink of an eye, they saw that there were elves they knew. , isn’t that the little sister Pikachu who lives nearby?What?Someone actually bullied our little Pikachu sister. I can still bear this. Go eat shit! ! (ノ｀Д)ノ

"Better!!" (Give me all the time.)

Just when the surrounding elves were about to go out to "save the beauty," a Bibi bird stopped the elves, straightened its feathers, and said lightly (here using Bibi's No. 1 name): "You guys What the hell are you doing out there, a big-ass guy? Didn't you see Miss Pi having fun with that guy?"

"What? Are you having fun?" A Nidorino stared with dead eyes and opened its mouth slightly: "Sister Bibi Bird, how could you tell that they were having fun?"

"Tch~ rude guy, do you feel the malice of that human being?"

"Um, this... doesn't seem to be the case."

"Isn't that enough?" Bibi Bird smacked his lips and glanced at Nidorino with disdain: "Little sister Pi has grown up, so it's not impossible for her to fall in love with a trainer."

"What! Are you saying that Little Sister Pi has fallen in love with that trainer?" Not to mention Nidorino, the other elves also looked like they had seen a ghost. With Little Sister Pi's character, she would What other trainers do you fancy?You might as well say that you are actually the reincarnation of the Phoenix King.

!

"You think it's impossible?" Bibi Bird looked dangerously at the elf below.

All the elves trembled and shook their heads desperately: "No, no, it is possible..."

"Don't think about it either. If Miss Pi really wanted to get rid of that human being, would she still have to run away like this? Wouldn't it be better to hit her with a blast of [-] volts and stun her directly?"

"Uh, oops... That makes sense. Little sister Pi still has that fighting ability."

"That's it! Go back to sleep, especially you Nidorino. Is your wife ready to take care of you? Come out and join in the fun, go back and lay eggs!"

"Hmm!" Nidorino's face suddenly turned red. He glanced at the bastard elves around him who were suppressing their laughter and enjoying themselves. He glanced helplessly at Bibi Bird, turned his head, and rolled back. .

Seeing that there was no chance, the other elves dispersed one after another, but before leaving, they did not forget to tell Pidgeotto to bring some snacks, and it was best to follow Pikachu to prevent any accidents.

"I know, I know, sister, when I was ruling the world, you were still sleeping in your eggs, get out of here~" After driving away the little elves who were watching the show, Bibi bird flapped its wings, followed the man and the mouse, and watched The two figures in the "difficult chase" over there laughed strangely: "Ho ho ho ho (￣︶￣)↗, it's really interesting. The chase between humans and elves, how can such an interesting thing happen?" How can we get those guys to mess up? Hehehe~~ I’m really worried that there’s nothing to relieve my boredom. Little sister Pi, please work hard and let Auntie have fun.”

"Pi~pi~Pika..."

"Huh~huh~uh..."

One person and one mouse ran for who knows how far. Finally, they exhausted all their energy and collapsed on the grass, breathing heavily.

"Pikachu, just let me touch you a few times. Once you're done touching me, I'll leave. I'll never chase you again."

"Pika! Pikachu!" (Fuck you! I'm a woman, can you touch me casually?!)

Seeing Pikachu shaking his head decisively, Xiaogang lowered his head helplessly. He is not the kind of unreasonable person. He is asking for others, and others have the right to refuse. Moreover, he has been chasing others for so long, which is actually very rude. Now, as the reborn No. [-] young man of the new century, how could he possibly force others again?

"Since you are so unwilling, then...then I have no reason to give up." Xiaogang smiled slyly. This smile seemed so evil to Pikachu. He stood up with his knees and Xiaogang said three or two He ran up to Pikachu, and instantly completed the lifting action with both hands, with perfect fluency, "Hey hey hey, you don't let me touch it, but I insist on touching it. Now I don't just want to touch it once or twice, I have decided, From now until I leave Viridian Forest, you will be my pillow, hiahiahia~~"

"Pi, Pika?!"

"Hmm, you're asking me why I still have physical strength? It's a joke. I, Xiaogang, have been in the world for so many years. How could I not leave a backup plan? Are you fooled by my tired look? My acting skills are better than yours. Intelligence, haha~~"

Pikachu listened to Xiaogang's arrogant laughter and lowered his head feebly. What a bad luck!What bad luck!Today is really unlucky!A lifetime of fame has been ruined, and I was tricked by a human being. How will I, Little Sister Pi, face those younger brothers in the future?How to face those big brothers?And Aunt Bibiniao, I really regret that I didn’t listen to you and ended up in such a predicament. It’s really... ugh?its not right?Why should I race against this human being?I'm an elf!Wouldn't it be enough to get rid of him with an electric shock?Holy shit~ I was so nervous when he was chasing me that I actually forgot the most effective way. Miss Pi, you are such a big fool, even more stupid than Slowpoke!

"Hahaha~~Uh haha...ha..."

Xiaogang looked at Pikachu's weird smile, and couldn't help but feel a twitch in his heart. His arrogant laughter gradually stopped, and a drop of cold sweat left his forehead. Xiaogang suddenly felt that he was too arrogant? (=ω=；)

"Well, Pikachu, I'm just kidding you. I'll let you down right now. I, I'll leave right now."

After a few dry laughs, Xiaogang put Pikachu on the ground. Just as he was about to let go, a small yellow paw pressed on his fingertips.Pikachu held up his cheek, held one of Xiaogang's fingers with his other hand, raised his eyebrows at Xiaogang, and whistled. (￣3￣)a

"Pikachu, I was wrong, really wrong. How about you look at me..."

"Pi~Ka~Qiu!!!"

"Ahhh!! Is it so direct?! It feels numb, it feels numb, this is not an ordinary electric shock, it's a hundred thousand volts!!!"

After a burst of lightning, Pikachu patted his little paws and swayed away with a figure-footed step, leaving behind a charred "corpse."

"Hey, Miss Pi."

"Oh, it's Aunt Bibiniao, what's the matter?"

"Uh, you..." Bibiniao glanced at the "corpse" over there, leaving a drop of cold sweat on the back of his head: "Is this going to be okay?"

"You tell him, nothing will happen to him. I'm sensible. I can only wake up after an hour's sleep. It won't be a problem." Pi Xiaomei waved her hand to reassure Bibi Bird, "But then again, Bibi Bird Auntie, your premonition is really accurate. If you have any bad premonition in the future, you must tell me!"

"Well, that's..." Bibiniao saw Pikachu's shining little eyes, but the rest of the words were not said out. What should I do? I couldn't tell her that I just randomly picked it up from an old human almanac. I just saw a sentence. If you really want to say that, maybe an electric shock will come over. Forget it, let’s go on.

"Uh-haha, easy to say, easy to say, you will be right to listen to me from now on!"

"Yeah, yeah, I trust Aunt Bibiniao the most! I originally wanted to go and cause trouble in your house if nothing happened today, but I won't go now."

"Really? Haha, I'm honored." (Phoenix King, please save me, I will never talk nonsense again!)

The bird and the mouse chatted awkwardly and left in a strange atmosphere. As for the "corpse", I'm sorry, the elves also hate idiots, and Xiaomei Pi did it herself, and other elves did it. I have no idea of ​​going back to see it.

The breeze blew over Xiaogang's "corpse", blowing away the remaining trace of warmth, leaving a desolate place.