StarCraft breaks through American comics

"I need to regroup my troops! My Templars have suffered huge losses! My warriors can't hold on any longer!" A certain -year-old posted on the forum again to criticize the Archbishop.

"Open the door! Durham is recruiting!"

"Open the door! Shadow Guard Chakara!"

"Open the door! Tadarincha abuses Diazine!"

"Open the door! The jump list has been confirmed, it's you! Immediately take the solar battle ax and one hundred dollars given to you by the archbishop, and set off! Fight for Al!"

"Open the door...forget it, no need to waste any more time, Spear of Adon, Sun Bomb!" The barmates were "full of indignation" that he had once again tricked the Archbishop into gathering his troops, but they couldn't defeat him. However, they were really Are you trying to avenge the archbishop?

Artanis: You guys think, why am I, a pilot who is over two hundred years old (a protoss is considered very young for being over two hundred years old) and drives a stick machine on the front line, suddenly became the archbishop of the Parliament of Light and Shadow? I’m not being modest either…cough cough cough!

Well, in fact, the archbishop's operation and behavior in the campaign plot are not particularly bad. The main thing is that in cooperation, he is okay in doubles, but he is really too young in singles.

Besides, in the Archbishop battle, lightning charge, resuscitation, shield recovery, astral wind, ground to air, you are so awesome, can't you fucking get off the ship? Renault is an enhanced version of his good brother. It is understandable that he would not disembark from the Hyperion.

But how could our Archbishop of Durham, Warlord Artanis of the Templars, not disembark? You see, although Gao Nutous said, "I want to do it myself again," haven't others just got off his Tal'darin mothership?

Xia Yan watched with satisfaction as his Black Archbishop's post brought him countless experiences, and he felt extremely proud.

The old guys on Tieba are all very knowledgeable, and all of them are picking up the thread. Alas, our poor archbishop, but if we don't brush your experience book, how can we, the pens, gain three experience points?

However, just as he was proud of gaining countless experiences, he accidentally knocked the Fat House Happy Water into the socket.

Suddenly...

"On xx, xx, 20xx, man xx accidentally died due to electric shock and the resulting fire. The police are investigating."

He is very anxious now, "No, don't do this, I don't want to die yet, my family is still alive, I have a girlfriend, and we are all talking about getting married." Please Durham United Government, the Light and Shadow Council believe me, I will never blackmail the Archbishop again, I will never be a fool again! Give me another chance and I will never leave that can of Coke on the edge of the table again!

However, all he saw was darkness.

……

"The patient has woken up. It seems that it was just a coma caused by an accidental impact. He should not have any serious symptoms." Xia Yan could vaguely hear some English.

It seems that he is receiving resuscitation, but why does it seem that the person rescuing him is a foreign doctor? Is it possible that his family spent a lot of money to send him abroad for treatment?

Fortunately, it seems that his life can be saved. But then, a large amount of information that he didn't know flooded into his mind.

He passed out again.

"No, the patient fainted again!" The sharp-eyed attending doctor felt something was wrong and hurriedly tried to save him again.

……

When Xia Yan woke up, he already knew what his situation was.

He should still be dead, but luckily, he was lucky enough to travel to a Chinese with the same name in the United States in a parallel universe.

Alas, damn it, as a staunch supporter of the socialist system, why should he be thrown into this decadent capitalist country? He was not in the mood to listen to those little bourgeois moaning. He was very angry, God, you are insulting my firm belief in Marxism-Leninism! No, if possible, he must find a way to return to his country and return to the organization!

Here, surrounded by a group of little bourgeois moaning for no reason every day, he can't find a truly reliable Davari!

In this world, his life is much bleaker. Because his parents were killed in the Twin Towers during the 911/ incident, he became an orphan. This year, he has just graduated from college and is still looking for a job.

Fortunately, the cheap parents in this world left him enough property, which was the result of their hard work and bloodshed in this evil capitalist country! But now it has been consumed a lot. But today, tens of thousands of dollars still need to be paid to the hospital, because when this body was in a car accident before, he fell to the ground completely unconscious and an ambulance was called for him.

There used to be a joke in the United States that if you hate someone, call him a fire truck/ambulance.

Ambulances and fire trucks in the United States are different from those in China. In China, the state pays most of the bill, so calling an ambulance is not expensive. As for the American emperor, I'm sorry, I will still save you. After all, it is first aid, but you have to come up with the money. It seems that Mr. Trump is right, maybe this is life.

Otherwise, why was Doctor Strange so rich before he was injured when you saw him in the movie? Used in exchange for supercar watches. Wasn't it given to him by the patients who came to him for help?

The money of those doctors in the United States, just like the money of damn Fatty G, is blown by the strong wind.

Then, Xia Yan had to make sure whether the historical development here was the same as that of the universe he was in before. He always hoped that everything could be traced. This place doesn't seem to be the s of his time.

He had also had dreams of traveling back to the not-too-distant past before, and he also tried to memorize some scores from several World Cups, winning lottery numbers, and so on. Of course, this is the United States, and he is memorizing Chinese lottery numbers, which is of no use.

But the World Cup scores should still be useful, should they still be... or... Why is there a portrait of Captain America hanging on the wall at his house? And it looks very period, not like a movie promotional poster.

His heart skipped a beat, couldn't it be such a coincidence? No, parents! I want to go home...I want to go home!

He opened the computer like crazy, um, the familiar giant hard operating system Windows 7, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Then open the browser, enter Google and Bing and search respectively... Grass!

I don't want to die! Fuck this is really the MCU, earth-10000.

The earth is just a remote country forgotten in the corner by several major empires in the galaxy.

In addition, there are the Chitauri army under Thanos, the dark elves who are ready to move, Dormammu who is ready to devour the earth at any time, and the sealed goddess of death Hela.

Human life is like a piece of grass. Maybe the purple sweet potato spirit will turn into ashes with a snap of his fingers.

He is just an ordinary person with no ability to resist, living in New York. When the time comes, a Chitauri might randomly come over and shoot him with an energy gun, or a Chitauri Leviathan behemoth. Hit him directly.

He died in this foreign country, and the King of Hell couldn't let ghosts lure him back to reincarnate.

No, he has to look at the time!

"Hee hee hee..." It's 2009 now, which means that Tony, the teacher at the entrance of the village, will transform into Iron Man next year.

And Infinity War happened in 17 years, and he still has more than eight years of decadent capitalist life to enjoy.

In this case, let's fall. At this moment, he felt that his ideals were completely dim.

Half of them die randomly! Moreover, after reading the comics, he suspected that the Purple Potato Spirit was trying to balance things not for the survival of the universe, but to please his death.

The bad news about being in the MCU universe made Xia Yan, who had lost his dream, collapse on his bed like a salted fish.

If possible, he really wanted to stop what was about to happen. Archbishop, I will no longer blackmail you. Can you lend me your yellow (E) gold (Mongolian) fleet or the Spear of Adun?

If it doesn't work, Kerrigan, can you find a planet to contain the swarm of insects? Let's bury a lot of poisonous explosions in the ground, and then learn from Brother Sun by hiding some cows, dogs, etc. As long as the insect swarm is endless, there will always be room to deal with the purple sweet potato spirit.

If not, you have to get me some Tyranid Happy Ships, right? The requirements are not high, just some Gorgons (yes, the kind that can kill all the Tal'darin alone, with a mothership). General Warfield, don't send troops, those seven Gorgons were bombed by mosquitoes Wouldn't it be better for me?

It is said that the old general and Eamon are both good at sending troops in fancy ways. The former sent away almost half of the imperial fleet and seven brand-new Gorgons. However, the old general was actually a good man.

Eamon's operation was even more confusing. He gave away all the soldiers that Narud had worked hard to save for him for countless centuries in a few months (Narud: What can I do? This kind of Boss, I am also very desperate!).

Even the finely controlled golden fleet was lost.

Let's count the soldiers that Eamon sent away: Moebius Legion, Tal'darin (voluntarily gave up, which made our arrogant Gao Nut feel that they were deceived, and finally fell into the arms of the Archbishop), Narud replaced The hybrid he has been processing for centuries, the golden fleet that he has completely controlled, his own hybrid incarnation, and countless void fragments...

Eamon's ability to send troops is simply over the top. Even the archbishop who often rallies troops is much stronger than him (sorry archbishop, I'm used to cheating on you, I'll dare you next time).

Just like the clueless Brother Huang fighting the Wings of Freedom drill, a lot of good brothers rushed to Tal'darin's base with just one injection, and were taught how to be a human being by the Colossi Group (the Colossi Group, From time to time, I come to the group to shoot.JPG).