Elf version of the Three Kingdoms

On January 1, the first year of Chuping, the struggling Kwantung Allied Forces finally set up camp five miles away from Sishui Pass.

Although the straight-line distance between the gate of the camp and Sishui Pass is only five miles, the location of the Chinese army's tent is actually nearly ten miles away.

It wasn't because there were too many people, but because the area between the Central Army's tent and the camp gate was set up as a martial arts school by Xun or. If you stood at the junction of Sishui River, you should be able to clearly see the situation in this school.

Of course, compared to the expected arrival time, Xun or was two days late. When Zichuan made a firm judgment that Xun or would arrive and set up camp early the next morning.

As an old Thousand Layer Pancake, Xunhe deliberately delayed for two days. The delay for these two days could be said to be without reason, but it made both Zichuan and Jia Xu feel very aggrieved.

The most aggrieved among them was Hua Xiong. When he heard Jia Xu say that the Kwantung Allied Forces would arrive the next day, he smiled like a child weighing pounds.

But when two or three days passed and the Kwantung Allied Forces still had not arrived, he was so angry that he demolished the house and almost demolished all the gates and buildings.

Xun You naturally didn't know the situation at Sishui Pass. Anyway, the Guandong princes only had to hold banquets for them every day. Except for Liu Bei, Cao Cao and other ambitious princes, no one showed any impatience to attack Sishui. mood.

By the way, the organizer of the banquet is Xun Yu's cheap lord, Yuan Shu Yuan Gongdao.

"Jie Ruo, why did we just arrive at Sishui Pass now?" Yuan Shu had been drinking for almost a month, and he still felt a little dizzy even if he didn't drink today.

"My lord, you must know that when you are marching and fighting, you have to use different ideas to deal with wise men and fools." Xun You explained, "To deal with wise men, just think about preventing the other party from realizing their ideas."

Xun You didn't know what Jia Xu wanted to do, but he could make Jia Xu unable to do anything.

This is not a trick, it's a strategy.

"The Sishui Gatekeeper has found out that he is Dong Zhuo's confidant Ai Jiang Hua Xiong."

"Jiang" and "Jiang" have the same pronunciation. Occasionally playing with "homonyms" when no one knows is one of Xun's few pleasures.

"This man is brave and reckless, so the sneak attack that night was definitely not his plan. He had a counselor beside him, a very strong counselor, and he asked Hua Xiongyan to follow his plan."

"Judging from the extremely mocking letter of challenge, the other party must have wanted us to reach Sishui quickly for some reason, so I did the opposite and chose not to go to Sishui."

Yuan Shu thought for a while and asked suspiciously, "Does Jie Ruo know what the reason is?"

Xun You replied triumphantly, "I don't know."

"..."

For a moment, Yuan Shu didn't know what to say.

"Lord, we don't need to know what they are going to do, we just need to figure out what we are going to do." Xun You said confidently, "The coalition forces on the southern, northern, and western fronts are not in place yet, and we don't have any It is necessary to start a war with Thief Dong now."

"And we have enough food and time. There is no need to compete against them."

When Yuan Shu heard what Xun You said, he suddenly realized, "I understand, I understand, it's just that you can't do what others want to do, right?"

Xun You nodded and smiled, teaching Yuan Shu sincerely like an elder, "That's it, my lord is really smart."

After being praised like this, Yuan Shu immediately became a little in a state of ecstasy, but before Yuan Shu could become arrogant, the Carapaceosaurus, who had been in a state of ecstasy, knocked Yuan Shu down with a snap, and then fell asleep in Yuan Shu's arms.

That is to say, the sons of Yuan Shu and other aristocratic families have good physiques, otherwise Yuan Shu could directly become Yuan Bu today.

"Fortunately, my Shou Xin and Ying Huo are light in weight." Seeing Yuan Shu knocked unconscious by his kilogram elf, Xun He held Shou Xin in his arms with lingering fear and started to masturbate.

"But this crustacean is so good at drinking, it reminds me of that guy Feng Xiao. Now he should be smelling the aroma of wine and following Brother Wen Ruo to the north to Jizhou."

At this time, Celebi also ran out, taking advantage of the gap between the other person and the elf sleeping, and ran into Xun or's arms to beg for sex.

The eighteen cat-stroking postures that she learned by herself when raising cats in her previous life also made Celebi fall asleep comfortably in Xunhe's arms.

"Then again, if I seduce Feng Xiao with fine wine, can I cut him off from Cao Cao's hands? After all, Yuan Shu is not a wise master in the eyes of outsiders."

"Ugh……"

Xun Or sighed. Although recognizing Yuan Shu as his lord was the best solution in Xun Or's opinion, in the eyes of the wise men of this era...

"After all, I still lack the aura of a king, and my temper is out of control. I don't have ambition and benevolence written on my face like Liu Bei. I have the mentality of a rich family and will not live a hard life. Although I have my own pride..."

Although he has such flaws, Yuan Shu is still Xun He's choice for the protagonist. "He looks like an immature boy pretending to be mature, but such a person is particularly valuable in this era, with fame, fortune, glory and wealth." There is no shortage of them all.”

"Only such people can strive for the lofty ideals of mankind."

At this point, Xun You also unconsciously slapped his lips, "Why is it that other people's lord is Bole, but my lord is Chollima?"

"But that's okay. Bole only needs to look at horses, and he doesn't need to ride horses to fight or charge."

At this point, Xun You smiled slightly and said, "It's just right for fishing. Let me think about what other talents can be recruited, and what other budding talents can be absorbed."

He took out a book and started to look through it.

"Guo Fengxiao is one of them. He comes from a poor family and has good connections. Chen Gong can try to win him over. This man is a typical idealist. As for military generals, he will find an opportunity to fool Zilong. He is a wise and brave general who is brave and resourceful. It can be said that I don’t have any at all.”

"Then there are the few little thieves from the Sun family. Don't let any of you lolita go away. I will introduce regulations when things settle down. I remember they married two little ones in 199, that is, when they were 24 years old. Lolita."

As for the two famous lolicons, Xun Or still knew their life trajectories very well.

Xun You shook his head, with a look of contempt on his face, "You must have gotten married at the age of 24, which means that Xiao Qiao may still be a mistress, and the original wife may not be recorded in history... What a scumbag, is he on the same level as Sima Xiangru?"

"Let's prove this later. These two little guys are still sixteen years old now, so there is no need to be too serious."

Thinking of this, Xun You stopped petting the cat and said, "Wait a minute, Zhuge Liang and others are only 10 years old now. If I can settle down within ten years and conquer the territory south of the Yellow River and east of Jingzhou, tsk~"

"You can let these guys go back to study for me in college. How about doing advanced mathematics? With the IQs of these guys like Zhuge Liang and Sima Yi, they should be able to do physics research."

He squinted his eyes and looked at the names on the booklet, with a biting coldness in his eyes, "Then let's set a small goal. In ten years, we will conquer the five famous families in Xuzhou, Yuzhou, Yangzhou, Qingzhou, and Jiaozhou."

Then, his brows relaxed again and his expression warmed, "Then, for Xiao Qiao, it would be a good idea to find an opportunity to accept him as his disciple. Then he can teach Soochow Xiaochi a lesson in a reasonable and reasonable manner."

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