Elf version of the Three Kingdoms

Although his eyes were eager, Xun Yu was not as good as Long Yang, so the conversation at the banquet became more and more biased towards the end.

You can't expect two men to talk loudly when they're drunk. Most drunken topics will lead to women.

In the Han Dynasty, which was very open-minded, the topic was...

"Xie Ruo is a good brother. Although he is not married, his kindness to this wife is not as good as that of Cao! I admire you! I admire you!"

At this moment, Xun You and Cao Cao were both drunk. They were sitting shoulder to shoulder, discussing words that could not be recorded in history.

If a historian named Chen Shou records this history in the future, it can only be that "in the early December of the first year of Yonghan, we held a banquet or had a very happy conversation in Chenliu Camp, and we became close friends. On that day, we arrived Sleep with enough."

And Xun You was really drunk, holding Cao Cao's shoulders like a brother, "I can't compare to Brother Meng De. The Xun family's family education is very strict, and all the marriage partners are Lolita, which is really not what I want." .”

Although Cao Cao was drunk and unconscious, and even knocked over the wine bottle in his hand many times, he became interested in this novel vocabulary, "What is a Loli?"

"Rose means tenderness, beauty means delicateness. If a girl doesn't care about the world, how can the boudoir be happy?" Xun You explained proudly.

Being able to explain the word "loli" in ancient Chinese language so clearly and refinedly, it can be said that Xun's books have not been read in vain for so many years, and he is worthy of being a descendant of the Xun family.

"Hahahaha!" Cao Cao was very happy. Now 35 years old, he knows the difference between women of different ages. "This statement must be obvious!"

Cao Cao, who strongly agreed with this argument, immediately shared it with Xun Yu, "A twenty-eight-year-old woman is really young and has nothing to do. She lies on the bed and doesn't know how to be flattered or interesting."

As he spoke, Cao Cao simply kicked off the table and lay down, not caring if the wine spilled on him.

Xun You drank another glass of wine, and then lay down on Cao Cao's belly in a daze.

There was still a vague admiration in his mouth, "Of course! Of course! Perhaps it is thought that a woman with a three-dimensional shape is fully developed. Although the -year-old Hua is a young woman, she has a thin figure."

The 16-year-old girl refers to a girl who is 24 years old, and the -year-old girl refers to a girl who is years old.

A lolita and a royal sister. It is obvious that Cao Cao and Xun Yu are both out-and-out royal sister-controllers, and in this era, royal sister-controllers are wife-controllers.

"Of course! Of course!" At this moment, Cao Cao was already so drunk that he couldn't even open his eyes. "If brother Jieruo was born ten years earlier, Cao Cao would be bound... bound to be..."

At this time, Cao Cao remembered the time when he went to Luoyang with Yuan Shao and Xu You to snatch the bride. If Xun was there at that time, it would definitely become more interesting.

It is a pity that Xun or was only ten years old at that time.

"Ha~huh~~~"

"Ha~~~~Huh~"

In the end, both of them drank and fell down. I don't know if they will remember this conversation.

In fact, liking married women was very popular in this era and was the mainstream culture. Lu Bu wanted to marry Qin Yilu's wife, Du Shi, and Guan Yu also wanted to marry Du Shi. He also asked Cao Cao many times to designate Du Shi as his concubine.

As a result, after Cao Cao saw it, he felt that Du Shi was really good-looking, with big breasts and a perky butt, so he kicked away his competitor Guan Yu and adopted Du Shi as his wife.

Even Du Shi and an unknown person's son were adopted together.

In fact, the sentence "I will raise your wife, don't worry about it" does not mean that I help you take care of your wife and children, but - I will marry your wife and raise your son.

It's a normal thing. Historical novels must be loyal to history. This kind of thing should be said openly.

The Qin Yilu incident actually tells us three things.

First, never look for a wife who is too beautiful.

Second, Du was actually the most beautiful woman in the history of the Three Kingdoms.

Third, although Qin Yilu may not necessarily be the man with the most cuckolds in Chinese history, he is definitely the man with the most weight of cuckolds. Among people, Lu Bu, Wu Sheng Guan Yu, and Wei Wu Cao Cao all cuckolded him. No one has ever done it before or since. .

However, in this era, Xun might also participate in this battle for wives.

Of course, the reason why men all over the world like wives is also very simple, because since a woman has given birth to a child, she may have another one. This is also necessary for the inheritance of the bloodline.

Why do you think Cai Yong only had Cai Yan when he was 44 years old? Not even married to a wife.

What do you think is the reason why Guan Yu wants to marry Du? The original story is that his wife has no children, so he wants to take Du as his concubine.

Of course, after getting up the next day, if the two idiots still remember the conversation tonight, they will probably forget it because he was so embarrassed.

But even if they don't remember it, the elves who watched the two idiots discussing it for so long will definitely remember it.

Xun You's elf Mimikyu and Cao Cao's elf Mahuola entered the camp after they were drunk. They were the closest to the camp and were the only two beings in the entire Chenliu camp who knew the content of the conversation.

In this world, elves are often regarded as absolutely loyal personal retainers. At the same time, the number of elves is not very large. Although they are not endangered, they cannot be found in every family, so they are controlled by aristocratic families.

"..." Mimikyu Q, the two ghost claws guarding the heart, made a helpless gesture with palms spread out. He didn't like to scream, and he usually used gestures and manipulated ghost energy to make some expressions to express his meaning.

"Nuya..." Ma Xuanla looked at the two drunk people, holding her forehead with one hand and not knowing what to say.

Just now I heard the sound of the table hitting the ground, and I thought something happened, but it turned out that it was two drunken men going crazy.

At the same time, the sound not only alerted the elves, but also the guards.

"New!"

In order to save some face for his master, Mahuola immediately scolded the soldiers who came and asked them to retreat.

The sergeants naturally recognized Ma Xunla. As Cao Cao's elf, Ma Xunla not only had a temperament close to the overlord Cao Cao, but also carried a sword on his back.

Although his own strength is not as high as that of top generals like Lu Bu and Guan Yu, he is definitely above the level of a king.

The king among the elves refers to the king of a group. Generally speaking, it corresponds to second-rate to first-rate generals. A small number of kings can reach the level of top-level generals.

The biggest characteristic of the King Elf is that it can control other elves of the same ethnic group, but above the King, there is another type of Elf that can control other elves of the same attribute, and can bring benefits to these elves.

In this world, elves of this height are generally called "quasi-gods".

Mahuola is now an elf close to the "quasi-god" level. It can control most evil elves with great strength. Its own strength far exceeds that of a king, but it is not yet a "quasi-god".

The mind and wisdom of elves at this level are no different from ordinary people. Although they cannot speak human words, they can still communicate with people normally.

Although the cry is still "New!" "New!" "New!", the specific meaning is heard in human ears.

"Newcha?" Mahuola looked at Mimikyu and asked him how to deal with his master.

"!" Mimikyu Q simulated an exclamation point with his ghost claw, indicating that the two of them could put up the quilt and leave it to them.

In this way, under the disgusted eyes of their own elves, the two elders slept in the tent for the whole night.

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