Marvel's Berserker pleads to die

Coulson was worried that Zhou Youping would not remember his name, so he added: "I talked to you on the phone just now."

Zhou Youping moved his eyes down from the hairline, then nodded: "Oh, oh, I remember, don't forget what you promised me."

Coulson raised his head, showed Zhou Youping a service-oriented smile, and then said, "This is exactly what I want to talk to you about. We can help you solve those public opinions that bother you, but we still need yours." Some cooperation."

"Talk about it, but don't be too troublesome." Zhou Youping said while picking the machine gun bullets inlaid on his skin.

The strengthening of the body leads to an increase in healing ability. Wounds on the body heal quickly, but the process will be a little itchy...

Coulson: "We now have three options for you to choose from:

The first option - transfer the pressure!

We can push your record of killing the black forces to other relevant departments. Our organization is responsible for coordination. The heads of relevant departments such as the FBI should be interested in claiming these achievements and making an official statement.

In this way, it is equivalent to officially certifying that you have never done these things, your "criminal suspicion" will be cleared, and the police will also revoke all your criminal records. If the media continues to smear you, it will be tantamount to questioning the authority of those departments. The authenticity of meritorious deeds, when the time comes, those who have benefited will have to negotiate with those media.

This program doesn’t require you to do anything and is easiest for you…”

After Zhou Youping listened to Colson's words, he had to admit that this plan was indeed very good.

Zhou Youping explained that there was no loss and that there was no need to do anything. He just wanted to give his useless "merits" to relevant departments that needed these "merits" for promotions and salary increases.

But Zhou Youping felt a little uncomfortable.

Although these things are not valuable in Zhou Youping's hands, when he thinks that others will buy them from him at a bargain price and then sell them at a platinum price...

This middleman earns a bit ruthlessly!

Zhou Youping felt like he had been taken advantage of.

Zhou Youping frowned randomly.

After Colson saw Zhou Youping's reaction, he continued calmly: "Second plan - divert attention!

We can publicize what happened tonight and focus on the steel armor. The technology discovered on the steel armor will change the entire world and maintain this heat for about half a year.

As long as you and Frank are willing to keep a low profile in the past six months, almost no one will remember your affairs in half a year.

However, it is not ruled out that some people want to target you and deliberately dig into things that happened a long time ago.

This program can only treat the symptoms but not the root cause.

And it still depends on whether Mr. Stark is willing to cooperate. "

Zhou Youping still frowned.

Keep a low profile for half a year?

It just makes people ignore the problem instead of solving it.

And need Stark's help to attract attention?

Zhou Youping can imagine that when everyone is attracted by the future blueprint drawn by the technology on the steel armor, the US ZF will definitely guide the public to force Stark to hand over his intellectual property rights to the US with various "righteousness" .

Isn't this cheating friends?

Zhou Youping shook his head.

Colson didn't seem surprised, and then he continued: "The third option - change the nature!

The reason why you are criticized for doing all these things is because your identity does not allow you to do these things.

If you are a police officer, nothing you do will be too problematic, and you may even receive significant merit.

Therefore, the third option is very simple, as long as our organization gives you a law enforcement status that complies with the procedures, and it will be explained at the Stark Group press conference tomorrow.

In this way, as long as you don't harm innocent ordinary people, then we can 'make up' a mission statement for you, and your 'crime' will become a meritorious deed, and for the same behavior, you will be revered and get various Benefit feedback of bonus, benefit. "

Can you do what you want and get benefits?

Is Zhou Youping a person who values ​​money?

That reward may not be enough for Zhou Youping to get a punch from Stark every week.

Most importantly, if you do the same thing, not only will you not be scolded, but you will also be admired.

So fun!

After all, Zhou Youping is a young man, and he has not yet reached the kind of experience where he can put down his face in whatever he does.

What passionate young people care about is often not profit, but being recognized, someone gives face, for this reason, they can eat chaff and cook nine-nine-six to work hard for their dreams!

Why do young people always have "unrealistic" ideals?

Isn't it just to enjoy the "this kid is so scary" looks from others after realizing his ideal?

Why is it said that "a scholar will die for a confidant"? Isn't it because the other party gives you face, and you can't help but want to prove that you are worthy of this face?

Although Zhou Youping didn't have any lofty ideals, he was still a young man, so he had a bit of a good face.

It earns face and has benefits...

To be honest, Zhou Youping was a little moved.

But he still hesitated.

According to the Chinese thinking model, if you gain something, you must lose something. When you gain something, you will definitely lose something.

Thinking of this, Zhou Youping asked Coulson: "What obligations do I need to fulfill to obtain this right?"

Coulson replied: "You need to maintain your righteous position and refrain from doing things that endanger the safety of human beings. If human beings are in danger, I hope you can provide your strength."

justice stand?

Based on Zhou Youping's three views, he will naturally not do things that make him feel uncomfortable.

No one can force him, and those who dare to force him will either beat him to death or be beaten to death by him.

As for helping humanity when it encounters crisis...

If he can meet an enemy that makes all the big guys on the earth feel "in danger", Zhou Youping can't let go of this opportunity to die in battle!

So, to Zhou Youping, the other party's condition was equal to "none".

Afterwards, Zhou Youping nodded and agreed to the "third plan".

Coulson smiled and took a wallet from the assistant behind him and handed it to Zhou Youping: "Welcome to join, Homeland Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Bureau, Mr. Zhou Youping, here is your certificate."

Zhou Youping: "......"

Is this too fast?

On-site certification?

No!You are already ready, right? !

Zhou Youping is too lazy to think about it so much. If he is not happy here, he can just quit at will. Anyway, none of them can fight. If they have the ability to blow me up with a nuclear bomb, Luo Luo Luo~~

Zhou Youping took the wallet, opened it, and saw an ID.

"The Strategic Homeland Defense Attack and Logistics Support Agency...

First-class agent?

Only level one? "

Coulson explained: "The level of an agent needs to be promoted through the review of merit, ability, and trust. The three are indispensable. The higher the level, the greater the authority and the heavier the responsibility.

However, you just need a law enforcement identity. The agent level has no impact on you. Your boss will not assign you tasks, but you can access some ordinary confidential information through this identity. "

Zhou Youping: "I'm curious, what level is a first-level agent?"

Coulson: "A trainee with imperfect agent skills."

Zhou Youping: "......"