Marvel's Berserker pleads to die

"Marvel's Berserker Begs to Die"

Zhou Youping, whose physical age had returned to his early twenties, looked at the visitor suspiciously, obviously not knowing him.

The beauty in leather clothes took out a certificate book from her breast pocket and opened it in front of Zhou Youping: "I am the deputy director of SHIELD, level nine agent, Maria Hill."

As mentioned before, Zhou Youping has "heterochromic prosopagnosia". Although the other person is very beautiful, if you just look at the other person's face, even if you add the name "Bah Bah Hill", Zhou Youping still probably won't be able to see it. Know who the other person is.

However, combined with the identity of "Deputy Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.", Zhou Youping finally recognized who the other party was.

Well, Zhou Youping mainly recognized the label "Deputy Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.". As for the other person's European and American name and face, Zhou Youping was completely "blind", even if the other person was good-looking.

"Wait a minute while I finish the matters at hand." After saying that, Zhou Youping turned to the counterfeit certificate nest opposite the seat and nodded and said: "Hurry up and take a photo, I will issue the certificate in two hours on an expedited basis. I am in a hurry to use it. "

It was rare to meet the Chinese New Year in this world, so Zhou Youping stayed and spent the Lantern Festival from New Year's Eve. However, just after the New Year, the flavor of the New Year has not completely dissipated, so Zhou Youping enjoyed the New Year's atmosphere and stayed in Xiangjiang all the time. up to now.

Because many popular attractions need to show an ID card to enter, and the ID card that S.H.I.E.L.D. helped to make was lost during the battle.

In addition, the quicksand of time he used many times caused his face to change too much. Even if Zhou Youping was willing to waste some time to go back and apply for the ID card, Zhou Youping would still look younger for several years a day due to the side effects of the skill disappearing, so the photo on the ID card would not match at all.

No way, the period of rapid facial changes coincides with the New Year. If you miss the New Year, you have to wait another year!

Anyway, real certificates whose information cannot keep up with the changes will also be treated as fake certificates. Simply, Zhou Youping directly chose to apply for fake certificates, and apply for an expedited one every two or three days.

Where do you think Zhou Youping got the money to apply for the certificate?

Funny, how could criminals ask Zhou Youping for money?

Reach out and get a discount.

After completing the certificate, if the other party has a good attitude, Zhou Youping will only charge half of the other party's money, and then report back. As for how many escapes, it depends on fate.

Well, after all, Zhou Youping is not a devil, and the other party is not a villain.

As for the confiscation of all those with bad attitudes, a bundled process will be added before the report, so that the police uncles can receive "full bonuses" during the Chinese New Year.

After seeing this group of black suits, the criminals in the false certificate den started to tremble.

After Zhou Youping finished speaking, a younger brother from the False Certificate Den subconsciously wanted to go through the process of applying for a certificate for Zhou Youping. Ordinary citizens in a printing shop, where can I get a certificate?"

While speaking, Wo nodded and felt secretly proud of his witty behavior.

Fishing is so obvious that you want to stick a hook in my face. Do you think I'm stupid?

"Tsk" Zhou Youping suddenly felt bored, then turned to Hill and asked: "What's the matter?"

Hill immediately explained what happened to Zhou Youping and conveyed Fury's meaning.

After Zhou Youping heard this, he suddenly felt a little confused.

Loki stole the Rubik's Cube?

Moreover, he used a shiny "magic wand" to control Hawkeye and the doctor whose name Zhou Youping couldn't remember after hearing it several times?

Then threatened to enslave the earth people?

Isn’t this the plot of Avengers ?

Zhou Youping looked at the new mobile phone he bought with his own money...

That’s right, it’s only 2010. The plot of Avengers is advanced?

Zhou Youping was surprised for a moment, but soon calmed down again.

It doesn't matter when you think about it. Dormammu, who is more powerful than the Chitauri and the Six-Gem Thanos, has arrived ahead of schedule. What does the New York War mean?

But soon, Zhou Youping frowned again, and wrinkled very hard.

Zhou Youping suddenly realized that he had encountered a problem.

The problem is

Loki wants to enslave the Earth?

Who with his courage?

Does Cricket's nude makeup cross out Thanos's nude costume?

However, Zhou Youping guessed wrong.

It doesn't take Thanos to give Loki courage.

Because Loki fainted early, he did not see Zhou Youping fighting Thor and Odin successively.

Therefore, Loki speculates that Zhou Youping's combat effectiveness is based on Loki himself.

When Loki discovered that any one of Obsidian's five generals could punch him with three punches and two kicks and crush him within ten seconds, Loki suddenly had this "problem-solving idea" in his mind.

Solution: Let Loki's combat power be 1 Luo.

It took Zhou Youping about 30 seconds to defeat Loki, and his combat power was set at 1 level.

The formula is: 1 flat 1 Luo 30

It takes less than 10 seconds for Obsidian to defeat Loki by any one of them. Let the person with the weakest combat capability of Obsidian be 1 black.

The formula is: 1 black is greater than 1 Luo 10

Combining Equations 1 and 2, we get:

1 level 130 Luo.

1 black is greater than 110 Luo.

That is, 1 level is less than 13 black.

Therefore, any of the weakest five Obsidian generals can defeat three Zhou Youping.

Obsidian Friday connects Zhou Youping, who can fight, to lie down the length of a rainbow bridge.

Final conclusion: This game is stable!

Thinking of this, Loki hastily snatched the position of "Pioneer".

......

Zhou Youping didn't know what Luo Ji was thinking.

But Zhou Youping, who has already cleared Avengers and Avengers in advance, feels that Avengers is boring.

What's more, the universe Zhou Youping lives in is different from the original Avengers universe, and there are mutants here!

Although it is said that the mutants have been shaved off, the skinny camel's head is bigger than that of a horse.

What if Professor

Professor

Get a head shot?

To be honest, Zhou Youping even doubted whether the naked Thanos could defeat Frank in the form of a Ghost Rider...

Zhou Youping once said that another version of Ghost Rider is Frank, who is said to be able to torture and kill Thanos.

Including Zhou Youping himself, as a result, there are almost enough people on earth who can challenge Avengers One in one hand.

Thinking of this, Zhou Youping, who was already feeling bored, almost couldn't help but take out his mobile phone and play a game...

If there is a way to arouse Zhou Youping's interest, it would be...

"How about waiting for Loki to open the space wormhole with the Cosmic Rubik's Cube, and then I can fly in with a nuclear warhead and kill Thanos in this universe? In this way, even if I die in battle one day, I won't have to go back. I’m worried that Frank and the others will be carried out by strong men to implement family planning.”

:. :mx