Marvel's Berserker pleads to die

(I should be the fastest author to write the plot and combat part of "Avengers 1"...)

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The person who blew up one of the main propellers of the space carrier was naturally Hawkeye Patton who came to rob the prison after being controlled by Loki.

After blowing up the side of the space carrier, there was an inevitable panic in the space carrier for a while.

Although the members of S.H.I.E.L.D. have high professionalism, they quickly calmed down and responded step by step according to the plan.

But Barton had already taken advantage of the other party's panic for a while and successfully led a group of soldiers who were also controlled by Loki into the space carrier and started to rescue Loki.

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A berserker's brain is always a beat behind his actions.

After Zhou Youping rushed out of the restaurant, he suddenly realized that he should try to figure out the direction of the explosion so as to find the person who disturbed his meal.

Thinking of this, Zhou Youping had to stop, look back at his previous position and the direction he was facing in the restaurant, and then recall that he was in that position and that the explosion he heard when facing that direction was in his direction... ....

Zhou Youping's angry brain is obviously not suitable for thinking about problems, and his thinking speed and memorization of problem-solving steps are much worse than normal.

Zhou Youping finally figured out the second step, but in the end he forgot the result of the first step, and had to go back and think about the first step. The first step was clear, uh... the previous result of the second step. What is it?

The more Zhou Youping thought about it, the more annoyed he became, the more annoyed he became, and the more annoyed he became, the less clear his thoughts became.

As long as a normal person thinks a little bit, the result can be obtained within ten seconds. It took Zhou Youping more than ten seconds to sort out all the necessary conditions, and then began to deduce the final result. That is the location of the explosion.

Just when Zhou Youping was about to get the answer, but at this moment...

boom! ! !

A loud noise interrupted Zhou Youping's thoughts.

Zhou Youping exploded instantly.

Fortunately, this time Zhou Youping did not run around, but immediately turned his head to look in the direction of the sound.

However, Zhou Youping saw a wall.

There is no way in the world......

He walked over and tapped.

Hmm, that sounds pretty thin.

Well, one is not a weighing wall.

Well, that's no problem.

Thinking of this, Zhou Youping punched down.

The metal walls were pierced by fists.

Zhou Youping clasped one side of the wall, and then tore it hard.

Well, isn’t there a way?

After tearing open the wall, Zhou Youping immediately saw a huge body oppressing a "smaller" body.

It's Hulk and Thor wrestling all over the floor.

Obviously, the loud noise just now was caused by the fight between the two of them.

It's a good thing to see the real owner, otherwise Zhou Youping would not know how many "roads" this SHIELD built with a huge sum of money would have to open.

Because while in the command room, neither Rogers nor Stark was wearing their own gear.

Therefore, after Hulk rushed to Fury, only Thor was able to stop him among the people present.

Thor and Hulk, who were not awakened, had a - fight. The two rolled all the way, and they bumped into Zhou Youping in a short while.

In this way, Zhou Youping subconsciously thought that it was these two guys who affected his eating.

Thinking of the ten or so favorite foods that he spent more than ten minutes to pick out from so many dishes, and ended up disappearing before he could eat, Zhou Youping strode angrily to the ground Two people rolling around.

From the fact that Hulk is holding Thor under him, it can be seen that Hulk has the upper hand in the battle at this time.

After Hulk saw Zhou Youping coming, he subconsciously felt that Zhou Youping looked familiar, and then yelled at Zhou Youping, as if warning or threatening Zhou Youping.

Thor followed Hulk's line of sight and found Zhou Youping. After seeing Zhou Youping coming, he was overjoyed and subconsciously wanted Zhou Youping to help subdue Hulk.

After Zhou Youping was yelled by Hulk, he suddenly became even more angry.

"You! You guys! Noisy! Dead! It's gone!" Zhou Youping, in a rage, took two steps to Hulk's side, and then kicked him out before Thor could successfully send out the call for help.

Because his anger keeps growing, Zhou Youping also keeps getting bigger as he moves toward the Hulk.

When Zhou Youping walked up to Hulk, he had become more than four meters tall, with half of his head inserted into the ceiling.

In front of Zhou Youping, who is more than four meters tall, Hulk, who is only nearly three meters but less than three meters tall, is like a primary school student. As for Thor, he looks even more "petite".

After Zhou Youping kicked out, Hulk, who was pinching Thor with one hand and swinging his fist with the other hand to smash him, subconsciously blocked Zhou Youping's foot with the fist that was about to hit Thor.

When Zhou Youping was at level 3, he was able to fight back and forth with the Hulk who had accumulated a lot of anger with the posture of a five-meter giant, but now Zhou Youping is already at level 8!

At this time, Hulk had just transformed and had not yet accumulated much anger. He was able to fight Thor who couldn't let go. When Zhou Youping kicked him out, Hulk immediately flew out like a football. , penetrated the ceiling and emerged from the deck of the space carrier, then turned into a parabola and flew out of the deck, falling directly towards the ground.

Also flying out was Thor.

Because after Hulk was kicked away, his other hand was still holding Thor tightly.

In this way, less than a minute after Hawkeye launched a surprise attack on the space carrier, the Avengers immediately lost two of their strongest combat forces...

Avengers, danger!

What? You ask: shouldn't Zhou Youping be the strongest combatant?

Uh, let me explain that Zhou Youping does not plan to join the Avengers.

Because according to what Zhou Youping knows, the future Avengers will be obliged to travel around the world to engage in anti-terrorism when there is no world crisis?

Zhou Youping didn't have that kind of free time.

World peace cannot be solved by fighting terrorism several times a day.

This is a problem derived from the pressure exerted by the superstructure on the underlying foundation.

As the saying goes, whether the world is chaotic or not, the US emperor has the final say.

If the U.S. imperialists do less useless things, the world will be peaceful long ago.

Zhou Youping is too lazy to do these things to wipe people's ass.

The reason why Zhou Youping was willing to clean up the trash in New York with Frank was firstly because he was going to live here temporarily, and the garbage outside the door was an eyesore; secondly, it was to "rob the rich and give to the poor".

After Thor was thrown out with Hulk, he immediately called the hammer and planned to fly back.

But soon, there was a burst of gunfire and explosions.

It was Barton and the people he led fought against the SHIELD people.

Immediately afterwards...

"Noisy!"

"Poof" sounded.

Soon, Thor saw countless "blood threads" coming out of the gaps in the space carrier.

The entire space carrier seemed to turn into a giant rambutan (a kind of fruit) in an instant.

If you look closely, you can see that there are people hanging on some of the blood threads. One of them looks familiar, it seems to be the guy named Hawkeye...

Seeing this, Thor immediately gave up his plan to fly back immediately and decided to wait for a while before going back. It was definitely not to calm Zhou Youping's anger.

Ah!

"Marvel's Berserker Begs to Die"