Marvel's Berserker pleads to die

"Marvel's Berserker Begs to Die"

Ten minutes ago.

Ever since Zhou Youping kicked Thor out with Hulk, Thor decided to fly to a place with wine in order to hide from Zhou Youping for a while.

However, Hulk clung to Thor, so Thor had to fight Hulk in a dogfight.

After a scuffle, Hulk failed to grab Thor's body for a moment. Thor took the opportunity to give Hulk a hammer from top to bottom, causing Hulk to fall rapidly.

Thor didn't react at first, but after he did, Hulk had already fallen for more than ten seconds.

"Fuck? Will falling from such a height kill him?"

Thor thought of this and hurriedly caught up.

However, Thor failed to catch up after all, and Hulk fell to the ground after all.

Falling from a height of ten thousand feet to the ground, the potential energy generated by such a height plus the kinetic energy given by Thor's hammer, the final result is that Hulk directly...

I fell dizzy.

After Hulk was knocked unconscious, Banner's consciousness re-occupied his body, and then turned into a naked man.

Fortunately, Thor found a set of men's clothes from a nearby village in time and brought them back to Banner to wear, so Banner could go out to meet people.

......

Inside a bar in New Mexico, USA.

"I'm sorry, I couldn't control myself for a while, and I caused you trouble." Banner, who looked like an honest man, sat on a chair in front of the bar and said to Thor who was drinking heavily next to him.

Ton ton....

When Thor finished his one-liter beer, he wiped the foam off his chin before smashing the glass to the ground.

"Continued Cup!"

The bartender sensibly took a new glass from the counter...

Taking advantage of the time between drinking, Thor turned his head and said to Banner: "Hey, it's a trivial matter. I still prefer you like this, polite, and willing to buy me a drink, compared to the domineering look after your transformation. In order to change you back like this, it's nothing if I do my best.

If you feel sorry, after this war is over, he will buy me another drink! "

"Um..." Banner looked at the broken glass on the ground and said helplessly: "I can buy you a drink, but can you please not drop the cup? It's not about the money, it's mainly about these cups. It costs money, uh, I mean glass particles can easily hurt people."

In addition, the waiters in these bars have actually cleaned up the glass shards several times, but the cleaning speed can never keep up with the speed of Thor throwing glasses...

"How can that be?" Thor frowned: "Smashing glasses is the basic etiquette at the wine table! It's our Asgardians' praise of fine wine! Don't you think so?"

Thor's last words were addressed to the bartender.

The bartender replied with a smile while pouring the wine: "Yes, yes, yes, sir! You are too polite!"

After all, the cups were bought at wholesale prices, and the compensation was times the market price.

There is no way, people give money, and those who give money have "courtesy"!

"Well, the main reason is that I didn't bring much money..." Banner finally couldn't help but tactfully stated the fact that he was a poor man.

As a person wanted by the government, it was difficult for Banner to earn some living expenses. Moreover, because his clothes were worn out by his transformation, his wallet was deliberately left on the space carrier, so even this drink Banner could only think of calling someone from SHIELD to help him for a while, and after this incident was over...

SHIELD shouldn't let me, a poor guy, work for free, right? How much should I give? When the money was in hand, he paid back the wine money.

Banner thought so, and then agreed to invite Thor to drink.

Yes, the matter of asking Thor to drink was brought up by Thor himself.

However, Banner seemed to be overthinking what to do with a straight-hearted Thor.

Thor: "It's okay. You can go back and get it later. I'll drink it first. Besides, I know the owner of this place. Jane and I used to come here often, so we can get it on credit."

After saying that, he said "ton ton ton..."

After hearing Thor's words, the bartender who was pouring the wine turned around and gave them a smile.

In fact, the bartender is the owner of this bar.

Relying on the money that Thor left behind when he drank, broke glasses, beat people, and broke things at their place, the bartender had recently renovated the bar, and business had improved a lot recently, so he was very tolerant of Thor. .

After all, he is the God of Wealth. If he comes a few more times, the bartender will be able to consider opening a branch or expanding the store...

......

Ask the treater to go back and get the money?

This should be placed on someone else, who may not come back after leaving, and just leave Thor here to serve others to pay off debts.

Well, when I say service, I mean brushing glasses, cleaning tables, washing the floor, serving wine as a waiter, etc.

However, Banner is an honest man, of course he can't do such a trick, even if Thor accidentally tricked him first.

Every time Thor drops a cup, Banner will deduct a sum of money for himself in his heart. Counting and counting, Banner's pressure is getting bigger and bigger

Just when Banner was thinking about how to find a reason for Thor to stop drinking.

"Insert a message!

According to the warning issued by the National Security Agency, there are major dangers in the natural gas pipelines in downtown New York. In order to ensure the safety of citizens, citizens are requested to evacuate immediately, and those who are planning to go to downtown New York please detour! "

At this time, the entertainment program that was playing on the TV in the bar was suddenly switched to a serious news program.

At this point in time, S.H.I.E.L.D. has just confirmed the news that the Rubik's Cube is in New York City. In order to prevent the successful opening of the space wormhole, the aliens invaded and caused a large number of unprepared citizens to die. Therefore, They have to clear early.

"Haha~ hiccup~~~"

Thor hiccupped with a smile and said: "You people on Earth are really in trouble. The enemies behind Loki have not been resolved, and now there is another disaster that will endanger a city."

Honest Banner couldn't help but glanced at Thor, and said angrily: "That's your brother's fault, are you still laughing? Is this the glory (face) of you Asgardians?"

It means: Why are you so shameless?

Thor was choked immediately and said with an embarrassed look on his face: "Uh...that, that...Loki was actually adopted and has no blood relationship with the Asgardians. Relationships, well, that’s what it is.”

Banner was thinking about how to get Thor to stop drinking. At this time, he saw that Thor's momentum suddenly weakened, and he suddenly had an idea...

No way, for the sake of life, honest people have to be dishonest once in a while.

"Actually, this matter is not that simple!" Banner said with a serious face: "It is rare to see a major disaster once in more than ten years. It is a coincidence that one occurs at a time, and two are coincidences within coincidences. However, coincidences Coincidence is inevitable!

The natural gas pipeline problem is likely to be fake, and it is likely to be related to the Rubik's Cube behind it.

Thor, the war has begun!

It's time for you to go to the battlefield to settle your brother's affairs! "

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