After returning from the Lost City for more than a month, Curse Lan has not left the house and is modifying his Zombie King mecha. Now it is completely completed and has provided him with many new ideas. Curse Lan was also planning to go out for a walk, and a few people happened to give him some first-class tickets:

"Well, I have some tickets here. Do you want to go on a cruise?" Curse Lan said with the tickets in his hand.

"Ximu doesn't want to leave the Sky Tower." Ximu said on the screen, and he was taking a shower.

"The Diqui hates water!" The Diqui on the screen is exercising and destroying flowers and plants.

"You hate me?" Bazaar was very angry when she heard this. She is a water demon. She heard others say she hates water? Doesn't that mean you hate her?

Bazaar is very angry: ╰(‵□′)╯

"Well, I didn't talk about you, my dear sister." Di Kui quickly explained. It would be bad to be misunderstood by this eldest sister. If one day the basement floods with water, he will be miserable.

"I want to finish this five-game game." The Holy Lord said on the sofa, unable to extricate himself from being addicted to video games.

"Then it's just Basha and I." Julan said with some regret, these demons were so depraved that they stayed at home all day long. But it seems that they themselves are similar. Basically, even when they were ruling the dynasty, they basically stayed in a certain place and never interacted with each other until death.

"It's been a long time since I've seen the real ocean." Bazaar seemed very looking forward to it. The water devil always likes places full of water.

"Hmm, this trip is not a short one. Let's relax!" Curse Lan also likes the sea very much. He controls the tides of the sea, doesn't he?

"Hey, wait, I'll bring some food..." Basha said.

Although there are a lot of snacks on the ship, it is impossible to leave and go to restaurants and supermarkets to get them. Devils also need face, very much.

"Um, don't you think it's a little bit much?" Julan looked at the objects piled up like a hill in the bedroom, wiped the amethyst on his forehead, and showed a look of helplessness on his face.

"Anyway, you have a space bag in Curse Blue." Basha knows what good things Curse Blue has.

"That's what I said, yes, but." Curse Lan was a little hesitant. In fact, he rarely used the space bag. That thing is not easy to make in this world and requires a lot of thought.

"Why don't you bring it to me, or I will take the photos of you in women's clothing..." Bazaar didn't want to waste any more time and directly showed her cards.

"Hey, Black Shadow Corps, help Miss Bazaar clean it up. My dear sister, how can there be too many? Do you want my brother to buy some more for you?" After hearing this, Curse Lan's attitude immediately softened, and he smiled apologetically. If someone knew about this kind of thing, wouldn't it mean that a lifetime of wisdom would be ruined?

He is not the kind of Holy Lord who is open-minded and open-minded, a guy who accepts both sexes, and on top of that, he can also lay dragon eggs...

Holy Lord: ...I ++ Your family

"Well, that won't be necessary." Bazaar waved her hand nonchalantly and began to prepare various perfumes. Although the characteristics of the water devil mean that Bazaar does not need to deliberately moisturize or apply facial masks, perfume is still indispensable. Especially since Bazaar has a whole warehouse of them and has to change them almost all the time...

Of course, Bazaar only uses each perfume once to know its ingredients, and similar liquids can be secreted on the surface of the body. After all, perfume is also water, artificial satellites are also satellites, and the Milky Way is also a river...

"That photo..." Julan asked weakly.

"Hey, let me go first, my dear brother. Speaking of your women's clothing... do you want to do it again?" Bazaar asked with a hint of teasing.

"That's enough!" Julan was very angry, but there was nothing he could do. The photo was still in Basha's hands, so... it was all the Holy Lord's fault!

Holy Lord: Why am I taking the blame again...forget it...I'm used to it...I can't beat you again and again...sigh...

"Let's go, Black Shadow Ninja has already gone to drive, it's time to get in the car Bazaar." Curse Lan urged.

"I know." Basha came out holding a small mirror and combing her hair.

Curse Lan said helplessly: "Hey, he is obviously a demon, why do he still use human things to comb his hair?"

Bazaar said with disdain: "Last time, who bought three bottles of hair lotion for 30 US dollars, and also bought a jade comb worth 15 US dollars..."

"Okay, okay, my dear sister, I was wrong." Ju Lan knew that and then continued to fight. There was no good result, so he simply followed his heart. Besides, what Bazaar said is right, Curlan did spend a lot of money on maintaining his hair...

port:

"Hey, the shadow ninjas are indeed omnipotent. As long as they change their clothes, they can walk in the light." Curse Lan praised the shadow ninjas for their hard work, simplicity, asking for nothing in return, and being very loyal (tool people).

The six shadow ninjas behind them, wearing black suits and smiling masks, were holding Curran and Bazaar's luggage. There was also a black shadow ninja who handed the ticket inspector a few tickets, and the person in front let Ju Lan, Bazaar and the black shadow ninja board the ship.

"The days without Jackie Chan are so happy." Curlan danced strange dance steps on the deck to express the joy in his heart.

"I think we should go to the room first, don't you?" Basha looked at the endless blue sea and wished she could blend into it right away.

"Oh, okay." Ju Lan took out a key from his pocket and took Basha to the suite. However, in the eyes of others, it has become like a young couple renting a house.

Curse Lan: I don’t want to enter German orthopedics...

At least he didn't wear the mage robe on this trip, but chose the familiar black suit.

After lunch, Ju Lan took a walk on the deck, while Basha went to play in the sea. However, with the special bracelet made by Curse Blue, they can return to their room at any time. No one would know that he used magic, because there are no cameras in the accommodation rooms.

……

"It seems that someone disturbed my journey." Julan walked slowly to the storage room of the cabin, looked at this group of "thieves", and frowned. It was these guys who caused the explosion just now, which affected his sleep quality. It was an unforgivable crime to disturb his sleep just for the sake of such a despicable act of stealing.

A burst of nightmare black energy floated out from Cursed Blue's hands. This energy will not do any harm to the human body, but will make those who inhale it fall into endless nightmares. Most people will have a mental breakdown, and a few people can use it to train themselves, but this group of thieves in front of them is obviously not the case.

Soon they fell asleep, with a look of fear on their faces.

"Do you know? The violin has another name, and that is: Thomson!" Curse Lan said to himself as he watched the vault door still not being opened after experiencing a blast.

At this time, there was an extra Thomson in Curlan's left and right hands. The two Thomsons in his hands had no recoil or gunshots. Only the flickering of fire and the bullets constantly shooting out of them made people understand that they were two real guns. Killing weapons.

"Oh, although I'm not interested in the golden dragon, I think the Holy Lord will like it. And I don't mind one more collectible." Curse Blue dropped Thomson and gave it to the Black Shadow Ninja, and he tore open the broken parts of the vault. Looking at the golden dragon at the gate, I really appreciate this retro aesthetic.

When Julan's two black shadow ninjas were about to lift the golden dragon, Juza suddenly saw that old acquaintance --- Jackie Chan.

The cursed blue was taken back, and the shadow ninja who planned to move the golden dragon away. He took back his cane from a ninja soldier and greeted Jackie Chan with interest: "Hello, Mr. Jackie Chan, I thought we would never meet again..."

When Jackie Chan heard this familiar voice, the hair on his body stood up, as if he was facing a formidable enemy. He still said righteously: "Moon Demon, put down the golden dragon!"

Curlan put his index finger up to his mouth and said softly: "Shh, Mr. Jackie Chan, you don't want everyone around here to know that there is a powerful being on the boat. I believe you don't want to sit on the boat and sink it, right?"

Jackie Chan didn't understand what Curse Lan was saying? :"What's the meaning?"

"The meaning is very direct. My sister Basha is on this ship. But she has a name that is more familiar to you, the Water Demon." Curse Lan spread his hands. Basha might really do this. There would be a flood in this distant country, if he didn't stop it.

"You..." Jackie Chan was a little confused.

"Ah, well, since Mr. Jackie Chan wants to protect this golden dragon so much, let's play a game." Curse Lan had a playful expression on his face.

"What game?" Jackie Chan looked at Julan and asked seriously. This seemed to be his only choice now.

"I will put the golden dragon here. You can protect it or take it away if you want. But... you have to ask these foreign friends for their opinions..." After Cursed Lan finished speaking, a few streaks of black energy came from the unconscious and unlucky thieves. It floated out of his body and fell into his hands.

Those who were unconscious just now woke up one after another, and all the members came to Jackie Chan. They already know the cause and effect. If they don't want to be troubled by nightmares again, they must defeat the guy in front of them.

Jackie Chan Theft Team*5

[Theft Team] Use (Last Fight) to increase morale by 15, strength and agility by

[Jackie Chan] Use the protagonist’s halo to increase your luck by 1000

[Jackie Chan] uses side kick.

【Theft Team】Use dispersed formation

【Theft Team】Use Hug to Kill

【Jackie Chan】Use dodge

【Jackie Chan】Use flying kick

[Theft Team] One person was attacked. Because he hit the vault, he received a critical hit of 500 and was eliminated.

[Theft Team] Use debris throwing

【Jackie Chan】Secret meaning? Jump left and right

【Theft Team】Use stick trick

【Jackie Chan】Summon? Cheng Xiaoyu

[Cheng Xiaoyu] can be used flexibly, increasing its own speed by 50% and agility by 35%.

[Cheng Xiaoyu] Use the horse charm to purify Jackie Chan's negative effects

[Cheng Xiaoyu] [Jackie Chan] Vision increased by 20%

[Theft Team] uses lies (thinking that Xiaoyu will recite magic spells that may cause explosions), and the combat effectiveness of the current round is reduced by 35%.

[Jackie Chan] Use uppercut, left uppercut, right uppercut to achieve combos

[Theft Team] The technical staff exited the stage, and an ordinary staff member exited the stage.

[Theft Team] The lie effect ends (it is discovered that Xiaoyu cannot recite the magic spell to explode), the damage is increased by 75%, and the sanity is reduced by 30%

[Cheng Xiaoyu] Use dodge to avoid three attacks

【Jackie Chan】Bash with shield

[Theft Team] All exit

game over----

"Congratulations, Mr. Jackie Chan. You won this game. Goodbye..." Curlan snapped his fingers, and his whole body was wrapped in black and purple energy, and he returned to his room.

In the end, the holiday was passed safely. Whether it's Jackie Chan or Curse Lan, after all, they don't want to cause more trouble for themselves.

However, the real big event has just begun.

……

"The best way to eliminate fear is to face it. Come on, I can do it..." There was a lotus bag placed three meters away from Curse Lan, and Basha just looked at him, trembling.

Curse Lan had said before that he would overcome the fear of the past, but this kind of fear and disgust was engraved deep in his heart, and he could only exercise it step by step... Curse Lan didn't want to leave any big weaknesses.

Bazaar cast a look of disdain. Fear is fear, as the saying goes: the strong must train themselves.

This older brother of mine is becoming more and more like the shameless demeanor of the Holy Lord back then. Could it be that the Holy Lord led his brother into evil? Yes, that must be it! It's all the Holy Lord's fault!

Holy Lord: I don’t want to play anymore. You guys are throwing the blame on my head. I’m leaving. I’m going to travel and relax!

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