...Daily life of a devil...

Curlan was lying on the sofa and suddenly said: "Holy Lord."

The Holy Lord was playing a game and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Would you consider becoming my familiar or something?" Curlan said after taking a bite of potato chips.

The Holy Lord put down the controller, looked at Curlan very seriously, and said: "My dear brother, are you kidding? Are you asking a noble dragon, a noble demon wizard, to be your summoned beast? I, Mr. Saint Lord, even if I jump from here (I won’t die anyway), get burned to death (I still won’t die), or drown in lava (I still won’t die), I won’t be your summoned beast!”

"Food, accommodation and entertainment are included. We will renovate your electronic entertainment facilities and increase your entertainment budget to 3000 million US dollars." Curlan took another sip of Fat House Happy Water and said.

The Holy Master began to think, seemed a little entangled and said, "I'll think about it."

Curse Lan said directly: "5000 million US dollars!"

"Let me think about it, don't argue." The Holy Master was still so entangled.

Curse Lan threw away the empty Fat House Happy Water bottle in his hand and threw it into the trash can. He thought about what chips he had that the Holy Lord needed, and he said: "After rescuing Bazaar, I will lift your curse!"

As for the other demons still squatting in hell, I'm sorry, Curse Lan has no plans to rescue them. But after Curse Lan got the space gem, Curse Lan didn't mind rescuing Xiao Feng.

"Okay, deal! But I want to sign an equal contract." The Holy Lord decisively agreed after hearing this, but put forward the conditions for signing an equal contract.

"No problem." Curse Lan agreed. He had no intention of enslaving the Holy Lord for this reasonable request. He just wanted to sign a reasonable equal contract.

(Ding dong, the Moon Demon wants to summon a beast)

Ximu: "Holy Lord, you have fallen."

Holy Lord: It’s not that I have fallen, it’s that he has given me too much.

Curlan said that since he is his familiar, he still has to protect him: "Then you go conquer the world and build the Tower of Babel!"

Ximu: "There's no potato chips on the Babel Tower or anything like it, and there's no fat house happy water on it. There's not even a TV. I guess you won't be able to get electricity after seeing it. What's the point?"

Curse Lan: "...You're almost done."

Dikui: "It's like you lie on the sofa and eat potato chips all day long. How much better than them."

Curse Lan: "What do you know? I am tempering the origin. I made some high-purity dark origin some time ago. It is not suitable for strenuous exercise now."

Digui: "Okay, okay! You are the eldest brother and you have the final say. When will my basement be repaired?"

Curse Lan: "A large basement with a depth of more than 100 meters. Although I hired the best construction team in China, it will probably take about a year."

Dikui: "So long?"

Curse Lan: "There is no way. The fitness equipment you require cannot use electricity? In addition to electricity, there are also water, gas, natural gas, central heating furnaces, and central air conditioning. If it were built here, it would probably be less than %. If you are ten years old, don’t think too hard.”

……

As we all know, demons are trustworthy, if they don't leave any loopholes in their contracts.

……

"Hey, if you have nothing to do, let's write an intelligent program." Cur Lan had nothing to do. As we all know, demons have extremely high intelligence, if they want to use their wisdom.

To be honest, it's not difficult, it just takes some of Julan's time, and he just uses it as a pastime.

The daily life of demons is still so simple and simple. They have been living in hell for thousands of years, and they still continue to live there. This is probably a habit, right?

……

"Afu, Zhou, Lasu, and Afen, come here."

"What's wrong? Lord Moon Demon."

"The Pangu Treasure Box told me the next location. I will send another one to go with you to unlock the seal. Your kung fu is very good, just like you were able to help us protect the Pangu Treasure Box without losing it. You Can you defeat Jackie Chan, right? As for Lasu, if you have made it this far, I believe you will also have what you are good at. And I will also equip some soldiers and another person to go with you personally. Complete the mission well, You will get my reward, and you can take part of it first." As Cura Lan said, four ninjas from the Black Shadow Corps arrived in front of everyone carrying a large box of gold and silver treasures.

At the same time, another shadow ninja held up a box full of gold and placed it in front of several people. This was the deposit for Curse Blue.

Mantra knows people's hearts well and knows what people often need. If they are short of money, they will be given wealth. If they are short of confidence, they will be given confidence and encouragement. They will always succeed, right?

After all, everyone is selfish, and there will never be a selfless person, because even for a seemingly selfless person, everything can always satisfy a certain part of his needs, but you may not understand it.

Curse Lan is very secretive, but he likes to use power to solve problems most of the time, because that can also satisfy Curse Lan's needs. But it was obvious that this matter was not appropriate. He wanted to pick up his sister safely and ensure that everything went in order.

Oh, of course, sometimes self-esteem doesn't matter because Curse Blue gives too much.

Curse Lan now needs to find some materials to refine a weapon. Ah, of course he really wants to get the World Branch and Uru Kobelco.

It's a pity that the old guy Odin's territory is too far away from the earth, and Curse Blue is still far away from the peak of Heavenly Father, so he can only give up these materials temporarily. Curse Blue is now at best considered the Father of Heaven, the kind that can be mass-produced with the help of space groups, and can completely consume Odin. But if we really do this, it will definitely take a long time, and it is even more likely that the snipe and the clam will compete for the fishermen's profit. It is better to wait until old man Odin dies naturally.

This is why Curse Blue constantly consumes dog charms in exchange for a rare but extremely pure high-dimensional dark source.

The best way to resist the erosion of the source of darkness is to become darker than the source of darkness. Curse Blue is to use that trace of darkness, the source of which constantly refines its own innate darkness.

As for the light side, it will also grow with the growth of darkness. Mutual growth is the right way for him. And when the tempering is completely completed, Cursed Blue can reach the single universe level. After all, this is the dark origin of a powerful evil god.

It is no exaggeration to say that if there were any more, the universe might be torn apart or polluted by this small amount of origin.

……

Julan was idle on the road. He put down his arms and looked at the black tiger Ah Fu beside him and asked: "Afu, after this incident, I will give you great power. Tell me, what do you want?" "

"I hope my martial arts can become stronger." Ah Fu said without hesitation.

"Well, after you succeed, I will give you a magic power enhancement, and you can cultivate a special energy. Well, according to your understanding, it is probably the internal power of the technique." Curlan thought for a while and made a decision reply.

However, Curan Lan thought in his heart: Well, the talkative king can make even more talkative words. Let me guess what it could be: a black tiger charging? Eagle attack? Gopher probe? The turtle shrinks its head? Do mice scare elephants? Dragon diving? Flight of the Crow? Orangutans picking bananas? Raging bull?

"Pangu Treasure Box, Pangu Treasure Box. Maybe you don't just belong to the key." Curlan walked on the road holding the Pangu Treasure Box in his hand. Soon, Curse Lan and others had arrived at the Colosseum, where the Water Demon Bazaar was sealed. Curse Lan fell into thinking.

This Pangu treasure box may have another function, called "space coordinates", as long as there are spatial coordinates. When Curse Lan grabbed the Space Stone, Curse Lan still didn't believe that the seals left by those pseudo-single universes could block the power of the Infinity Stones.

"It's time to lift the seal from my dear sister." Curlan held the Pangu treasure box in his hand, but at this time there was no rejection at all.

If light repels darkness, then use stronger darkness to surround the light.

As for the original damn balance of yin and yang in this world?

Are you kidding me? Why could the righteous side have eight immortal gods who were much more powerful than the eight demons? This in itself had caused a huge imbalance. What's more, the current endurance capacity of the universe is much stronger. The fact that the infinite stones can withstand the powerful power is enough to prove many problems.

The Pangu Treasure Box slowly floated up, and a green light hit a lion statue in the Colosseum in ancient Rome, forming the "hump" of the Bagua.

A gate to hell slowly opened from the ground, and a column of water spewed out. Instead of the demonic form, it took the form of a human.

With light blue and flowing long hair, familiar red pupils, light blue and white robes, dark blue knee-high boots, and a pair of bronze gauntlets, this is the human form of the water demon Basha.

"Curse Lan, is this the human world you are talking about?" Basha looked around curiously. She hated this dry environment, but it seemed that everything had changed a lot.

"Yes, my dear sister. But I think some clingy little bugs will be extremely troublesome, so you leave here first, and let Ah Fu and the others solve the rest of the trouble." Curse Lan slowly stretched out his left hand and made a fist in the air. , a purple light door opened.

Bazaar didn't ask any questions and turned into a puddle of rhinestones and passed over. She doesn't want to be sealed again like those guys from Zhongsu, or abandon her body like Ximu.

What Ju Lan never told Basha was that the reason why he taught her the walking transformation technique was that Basha was 0.5 meters taller than him, which made him uncomfortable. His body height without suppression is 5.6 meters, but Basha is 6.1 meters tall.

However, Julan never admitted it because he thought it was Bazaar and cheated with her special hair.

Uh-huh, so uncomfortable...

"Okay, it's time to settle old scores." Julan's body is not strong, or it only exists to open the door. So opening that door has consumed 1/3 of the energy in his body. Let's leave the matter of fighting the dragon group to the Black Shadow Corps and Afu.

"Crow takes a plane!" Just after Jackie Chan arrived, he saw Ah Fu falling from the sky and splitting the motorcycle in half.

Dad quickly got out of the car from the passenger seat, took out the familiar blowfish, and said in his mouth: "Go away, go away, go away, go away..."

Rays of green light enveloped the cursed blue floating in the air, preparing to use the power of the "satellite".

"Damn it, it's you old guy again." Julan's original human form completely disappeared, turning into a pool of floating amorphous purple-black energy.

Before the clone was destroyed, Cursed Blue detonated all the energy of the clone. The powerful energy caused extremely strong spatial distortion in an instant.

The distortion of space makes everything confusing, like a dream. Let all contradictory, weird, and difficult-to-implement models appear in the world. This place will always be like this until this energy is consumed.

"Hey, Jackie Chan is in the sky!" Rasu said, pointing to Jackie Chan above his head.

"We should catch up with him," Zhou said.

Ah Fen didn’t know where to go up: “But how do we go up?”

"Monkey climbing the tree!" Ah Fu jumped left and right very flexibly in this chaotic space, and immediately reached the top, or Jackie Chan's position. Because in the chaotic space, there is no distinction between up, down, left and right.

"Unlucky, unlucky, unlucky, unlucky." Jackie Chan originally thought that his father could solve all this, but found that his father was no longer in this chaotic space.

Jackie Chan ducked sideways to avoid a big stone thrown by Ah Fu, and knocked down a statue with his backhand.

"Kangaroo jump!" Ah Fu jumped over the statue and continued to chase Jackie Chan.

"Black tiger pounces on food!" Ah Fu gathered strength with his feet and jumped violently from the wall, almost catching Jackie Chan.

The two of them were locked in a tough chase, but instead of trying to chase Jackie Chan, the three people below them sat on the ground and watched the show.

"Try this." Jackie Chan found a clay pot somewhere and pushed the clay pot towards Black Tiger Ah Fu.

"Ah ah ah. Cat walks." Ah Fu was very panicked at first when he stood on the clay pot, but after he mastered his balance, he became faster and faster with the help of the clay pot.

"Unlucky, unlucky, unlucky." Jackie Chan continued to run, but when Jackie Chan ran up a slope, Ah Fu successfully flew out due to his excessive speed.

"Ha." Jackie Chan said with a hint of joy, then dusted himself off and walked out of the Colosseum.

"Ahhh!" The three people watching the show below looked extremely panicked. Ah Fu was flying towards them.

"Bang------"

"The elephant is defeated by the mouse..." Ah Fu insisted on saying something sexy before falling into coma.

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