The blind swordsman selling pots in Konoha
Chapter 7, Are you insulting your own intelligence?
The next day, seeing his two friends who were so hungry that they were "groveling", Naruto felt guilty and held his stomach and pretended to be cool.
This morning, he had a "late night snack" and now he is not hungry at all. He is even a little sleepy because he is too full.
I looked around and waited for Shaz to come to the rescue. I pretended hard for another hour, and finally the person I was waiting for... Kakashi.
"Hello." Kakashi greeted.
"You're late!!!" x3
"Ah, I was blocked by a black cat on the road, so I lost my way in life."
It was a rather perfunctory excuse, and the three of them were immediately speechless.
Looking around, Kakashi scratched his head: "It seems that one person is missing. It seems that one person will be eliminated before the exercise even starts."
Naruto's face tightened and he was about to say something, but suddenly, he waved his arms.
"Brother, hurry up! Kakashi-sensei has just arrived and the drill is about to begin!"
Naruto's heart: As smart as me!
"Yeah, I got it."
After casually responding, Shaz took the guide stick and continued to move forward slowly.
"Tell me, why are you late? If there is no reasonable reason, I can only announce that you..."
"As you can see, I am blind, so I got lost all night on the streets of Konoha. Is this a good reason?"
Kakashi: …
Fully overdone!
Not bad after being lost all night.
The only pity is that he can't apply this reason directly...it needs to be slightly modified.
Change it to being lost in the middle of the night because he is half blind?
Thinking of this, Kakashi couldn't help but touch his blocked eye. Well, the conditions are met, perfect.
"Considering you've passed the test, since everyone is here..."
Kakashi took out an alarm clock from his backpack and set it for twelve o'clock. He also took out three bells and three lunch boxes and shook them.
"I have three bells here. If any of you can grab them before noon, you will pass and have food to eat. Those who can't grab them...hehehe...those who can't grab them will not only be tied to a pillar to watch us eat, but they will also be arrested. disuse!"
"In other words, at least one of you will be eliminated!"
"You can use any method to snatch the bell, including..."
Jingle bell~
With lightning speed, Shaz stole the jingle bell and took it away without letting go.
"I got it, which one of you wants it?"
Kakashi: …
"I haven't even started yet!"
"Oh."
Shaz returned the bell.
"Start now?" Shaz tilted his head and asked.
Kakashi moved the bell away from Shaz without leaving a trace, and blocked it with his body.
This kid is so fast that he doesn't look like a man at all!
"I must explain that if you are not determined to kill me, you will never be able to grab the bell!"
Kakashi's eyes were sharp, but due to Shaz's interruption just now, the three of them all looked impatient, and no one was frightened.
"Don't forget, there are only three bells, and there are four of you!"
Speaking of this key issue, the expressions of the trio suddenly changed.
Kakashi nodded with satisfaction.
"Now, you can start!"
With that said, Kakashi turned around and kicked Shaz hard, and kicked Shaz into the pillar behind him.
Revenge! Let you just tear me down!
however……
"Naruto, come here to help. Did Sasuke bring a rope? Sakura, hurry up and buy a whip and a gag."
As Shaz spoke, he was seen working hard to tie himself to the pillar with the chain he wore on his left hand.
"Don't pity me. As the saying goes, who will go to hell if I don't? What's more, I ate several late-night snacks when I was lost at night, and now I'm not hungry at all, I'm even a little stuffed."
Crowd: ...
You seem to have missed the point...the point is that you will be eliminated!
And what the hell are whips and gags? Do you have any special hobbies? !
Sakura put her hands behind her back and lowered her head to kick stones, acting as if I didn't understand anything.
Sasuke didn't look at Shaz, but kept staring at Kakashi as if looking for an opportunity.
Kakashi stared blankly, not knowing what he was thinking.
Only Naruto, an idiot, actually ran over to help, and even took the initiative to pull out the wire from the suppressor and tied Shaz tightly. For a time, Shaz suspected that this funny guy was pretending to be stupid.
"It's the crane tail after all. He has captured his [teammate] just now." Kakashi re-read the word "teammate", and he didn't know if it was a deliberate reminder.
However, Naruto, whose anger level instantly exploded and transformed into a berserker, didn't listen at all. Now he only had three words "crane tail" in his mind, so he took out his kunai and rushed forward with a roar.
Bang!
"Tsk, how miserable!"
Shaz couldn't bear to close his eyes, but found that it didn't matter whether he closed his eyes or not.
The battle continued, and after a while, they gradually lost sight of each other as they fought farther and farther away, and Shaz fell into a deep sleep.
After an unknown amount of time, Shaz saw "Naruto" crawling away from him covered in blood, still muttering "Brother, save me."
Shaz suddenly became happy.
"Kakashi-sensei, are you insulting your own intelligence by using a genjutsu on a blind man?"
Kakashi: …
Sorry, I forgot you are blind.
Walking out from behind the pillar behind Shaz, Kakashi looked at Shaz condescendingly based on his height, and then tapped Shaz's glasses and forehead protector with his hand.
"Can't you live like a normal person? You should be able to see it in a sense, right?" Kakashi asked.
"There are only three colors of black, white and gray in my world. Only chakra can emit some other colors."
"You used genjutsu to suddenly make me see a colorful Naruto. Although it surprised me, it seems to me... it's too fake!"
Is that so?
Kakashi nodded and was about to leave when he suddenly thought of another question.
"The information shows that you were blind when you were a child, so how do you define colors? Rely on your memory from a younger age?"
Shaz tilted his head and showed a mocking smile.
"If you were blind and could suddenly see something one day, would you want to know more about what the world looks like in other people's eyes?"
Kakashi thought for a moment and nodded.
Desperate situations will only make people numb, but if there is a glimmer of hope in the desperate situation, it will make people burst into unlimited desire.
"I once asked my uncle to find cards of various colors, and he introduced them one by one to their corresponding colors, and I then made a one-to-one correspondence based on the different shades of black, white and gray I saw."
Speaking of this, Shaz suddenly curled his lips.
"Although I only learned from my neighbor a month later that my uncle was actually red-green color blind, it took a lot of effort to correct my newly established color perception."
Kakashi: …
No wonder you have such a good relationship, it turns out we are brothers in need.
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