Naruto made a fake lord god

"Um...who are you?"

Faced with Kai's question, how should Jingmen answer?

I can’t always answer: Oh, I’m not a toy, I’m the great Jingmen! ! !

No matter how I listen to it, I feel awkward.

So Jingmen raised his eyebrows and finally chose to ignore the guy with watermelon hair in front of him, and continued to attack Kai with a serious look on his face.

If you can do it, don't beep!

"Yo Xi, I've decided that since you have so many dinosaurian abilities, I'll call you a hybrid dinosaurian!" Kai happily confirmed Jingmen's code name.

"Damn it, didn't your mother teach you not to give people random nicknames?" Jingmen was angry: "Eat me with one move**...No, it's a big move!"

As he spoke, Jingmen suddenly stretched out a thick and long stick-like object from his lower body and swung it from bottom to top in Kai's direction.

Kai vaguely saw the end of the thick and long stick-like object, and the head that was thick and slightly larger than the stick-like object. It really looked like a certain kind of male prostitute!

"Wocao, it's really '**'" Kai said that he was "pregnant" and hurriedly shunned the object that looked like a man's vital organ.

"Oh!"

There was a muffled sound, and the giant tree behind Kai was stabbed fiercely by the "**", which shows how powerful it is.

"Tear off your pants, poke... poke them in!" Kai opened his mouth wide and said, "This is the 'cock explodes' mentioned in the novel, right?"

"Shut up!" Jingmen felt that he had been deeply insulted: "Look clearly, this is my tail, the tail hammer of an Ankylosaurus, not a **!!!"

As he spoke, Jingmen turned around and lifted up the hem of his research uniform, revealing his torn trousers. A thick stick-like body stretched out from the tail vertebra and circled 180 degrees. The other end was At this time, the "**"-shaped organ was pierced through the giant tree.

However, what Kai saw was another message...

"Hey, where are your balls?" Kai felt very strange: "With such a big dick, how come your balls are so small that I can't even see them?"

"I'm a woman, you bastard!!!" Jingmen couldn't bear it anymore: "Go to hell!"

As he spoke, Jingmen opened his hands with five fingers, and his neatly manicured nails fell off to the ground. The green armor covering the palms climbed on them, and finally sharpened into ten 10 cm long sharp claws with strange curved hooks.

After revealing his weapon, Jingmen leaned forward and rushed forward, scratching Kai's face fiercely with the sharp claws in his hands.

It's really a woman's way of attacking.

However, Kai had no intention of escaping. Instead, he stared at Jingmen's open chest in confusion, with a look on his face that said, "Are you lying? Even Princess Taiping would be inferior to you."

This angered Jingmen even more. Flat chest was the deepest pain in her heart. She instantly lost her mind and fiercely hit Kai's eyeballs as he carefully looked at her chest with both hands - she wanted to knock off this pair of dogs that looked at people's flatness. Eye!

Kai still didn't move. He slapped his forehead suddenly and said, "Oh~ I understand, you are that kind of shemale, right? Is that a new species that is neither male nor female?"

"Boom!"

"Crack!!"

"Bang!!!"

Just when Kai thought he was enlightened, Jingmen's attack was about to hit Kai's eyeball, but he found a strong tearing force coming from behind him and a layer of pain in his tail.

She forgot about the tail hammer that she had not pulled out from the giant tree!

As a result, Jingmen's ferocious impact was caught by his own tail. The giant tree immediately said that it was under an unbearable weight and broke into two pieces. Jingmen also lost its balance due to the uneven force in the moment. Control directly hit his chin and fell to the ground with a loud "bang" sound.

Originally I wanted to dig out my eyes

The ball's sharp claws could only scratch three centimeters away from Kai's eyes, but they were so far away that they could do nothing.

"Yeah?" Kai finally reacted at this moment: "Mr. Shemale, what are you doing? Are you kneeling down?"

Foolish people are blessed with foolishness. Kai somehow managed to escape the fatal blow, and even had time to laugh at Jingmen's strange posture of throwing himself on the ground.

Jingmen slowly got up from the ground and said viciously, "I! Want! to! Kill! You!!!!"

At the same time as Jingmen was taking an oath, Jingmen's body began to swell slightly, and his figure slowly increased. The muscles swelled up as if they were on hormones. In just a moment, all the clothes on his body were broken, revealing the strong muscles underneath. In terms of body shape, each of the dazzling eight-pack abdominal muscles is the size of an adult's palm. The tail pulled out from the giant tree also slowly grew in size from the root, and finally formed a larger than the previous Ankylosaurus. A unique and huge tail hammer.

"Roar!!!"

The mutated Jingmen looked up to the sky and roared angrily, staring at Kai with his dark green eyes. Seeing that Kai was still staring at his empty lower body strangely, he couldn't help but feel angry.

"Roar!!!"

He opened his mouth again, but the difference this time was that a ball of dark green firework-like gas spurted out from the mouth, pointing directly at Kai!

This time, Kai finally reacted. He quickly changed from static to dynamic and disappeared in place. He once again left the place in a blink of an eye. The dark green fireworks that had lost their target all tilted towards the position where Kai was standing, and issued " Tsk!” A strange sound of “tsk!”

After the dark green fireworks disappeared, only a small decayed pit was left in place - this was corroded.

A dark green gas that can corrode even soil!

"Eh? Eh! Eh! Eh!" Kai was surprised and confused: "Is this the 'dragon's breath' mentioned in the novel? Look at the green color, are you poisonous?"

"You are the only one who is poisonous when you step on a horse. Your whole family is poisonous!" Jingmen's 3-meter-tall figure's voice was also much thicker, and her original gender could not be heard: "Die! Die! Die! Go to hell!"

The words "go to hell" were accompanied by a breath. However, this slow small-scale breath attack was obviously not threatening to Kai's agile figure. Kai had no intention of fighting back but looked up and down at Jingmen's state at this time.

The human head is covered with fine green scales. Although the muscles of the limbs and torso are so thick that they are so thick and covered with a layer of dark green armor, they still belong to the category of human beings. The 10 cm long claws on the fingernails of the hands can be regarded as A special hobby that is not mainstream. The only thing that is not human is probably the tail hammer, which Kai previously considered a "**".

Overall, it's like... four different things!

A patchwork of four things that look neither human nor dinosaur-like, nor can they be said to be male. Finally, they don’t have any female characteristics.

Therefore, Kai immediately raised a very serious question: "This shemale... lady shemale, how do you reproduce?"

Jingmen: "...I'll breed your uncle!"

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Hahahaha, I, Hu Hansan, am back again!

In the past few days, I have been posting and saving manuscripts. My brother Gaomi and my mother are monitoring me around the clock. Let alone coding, I will be scolded even if I am chatting in a group, so I can only helplessly make up the plot of "One Piece".

After Fei Lan’s “remitting efforts” (not a lazy face), he finally succeeded in “impressing” (must be a positive word) my mother and was given one hour of coding time every day.

Starting from tomorrow, two updates will be guaranteed!Tens of thousands of words exploded in the five days before it was released! !It’s so willful! ! !

It will be released on September 9st, and there will be updates of more than 1 words every day for five days. Remember to support Xiaolan!

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