Pokemon that travel the wrong way

As a general-purpose mass-produced ordinary house in China (self-confessed), Zhou You went out today and bought a D-version compressed DVD disc with "fate/zero" printed on the outer package from a stall.

Return home. Zhou You turned on the computer, took out the CD, glanced at the disk and made a decisive decision: "I'll kill you! Pokemon bw? This is different from what was promised!"

"No! We need to find that soulless profiteer to return the goods!" Zhou You stood up solemnly, thought for a moment, and sat down again: "Well, let's make a copy of what's on the plate first..."

Then a bloody scene happened - when Zhou You put the disc in the computer, his finger was inexplicably shocked by the disc rack! In a panic, my arm knocked over the Coke bottle that had been placed on the computer table at some point, and at the same time my foot touched the computer plug that had slipped to my feet at some point!

"Zizzi - crackle - boom -" After a burst of sound effects, Zhou You had disappeared from the room.

Done, call it a day.

As the saying goes, if God tells you to dress at three o'clock, who can keep you until three-thirty...

Ah, isn't that what you said?

————————One hundred thousand volts————————

Zhou You opened his eyes.

"Smallpox I don't know... Uh, forget it, this line is really too vulgar."

I sat up and looked around. I was indeed in a completely unfamiliar room. The decoration style was mostly Japanese: tatami floor, sliding door closet. Of course, there was a TV in the corner that didn’t look like a TV or a computer. The wall There are some posters and dolls of little monsters placed or hanging on the upper cabinet - the owner of the room seems to have younger tastes...

uh... not right.

The three monsters in the poster on the wall look familiar, but the problem is the very suspicious red and white ball in the middle of them...

Remember what you were doing before? The package of the CD I bought home said fate printed on it, but there were little pets inside...

……

"Eaaaaaaaaa-" A sad scream pierced the sky.

"Calm down, I want to calm down..." Zhou You held his head in his hands and ran around the room. "Pampering Pokemon is better than Fate... at least it won't kill people... If you get used to the painting style... there are many younger sisters... um... better than Fate... so woolly! Here! I’m not familiar with it at all! I’ve never touched the anime at all, I’ve only watched the first one and haven’t finished it yet!”

"What are you doing, Xiaoyou?" The door to the room was opened, and standing at the door was a beautiful woman with an apron tied around her waist and a pan in her hand. Her age was estimated to be no more than 25 years old, and she exuded a mature and intellectual aura. "Even if you are going to get the initial elf from the doctor today, you can't shout so loudly. The neighbors will have objections."

Zhou You calmed down immediately - just by looking at the person in front of him, he knew that there were beauties in the three-dimensional Pokemon world! And there must be quite a few!

"Ah... I was too excited, I'm sorry." After calming down, Zhou You immediately followed the beauty's words and apologized first. Yelling nonsense about who you are and where you are is not an option.

From what I just said, I can tell that I have indeed traveled to the world of Pokemon. And now I seem to be at the same age as the protagonist Xiaozhi. Today I am going to get the novice equipment. I mean the starting elf?

"Well, just calm down." Seeing Zhou You calm down, the beauty in the apron smiled and walked up to pat Zhou You on the head: "After all, I am about to get the first elf in my life. Dad, I actually I was so excited that I didn’t sleep all night..."

...Dad, daddy? This appearance, this voice, these breasts - uh, flat...

Crack--this is the sound made when Fenghua, a flesh and blood body, turns into a rock.

Wait!

Zhou You, who was full of "hypocrite, Hideyoshi, yoooooooo", suddenly realized something more serious - this guy calls himself dad, so I am his...?

Crash--this is the sound of the rock layer on the body cracking.

Relying on the structural diagram of the house that appeared in his mind at some point, Zhou You bypassed the pseudo-mother father at subsonic speed, rushed out of the room, rolled down the stairs, and went straight to the bathroom on the first floor! There's a mirror!

"..." Zhou You stared at the mirror expressionlessly.

In the mirror is a cute pink little loli with smooth and shiny shoulder-length dark purple hair, a fair and rosy little face, and watery blue eyes that are slightly raised at the corners. She looks... like she is ten years old. The older Saeko-senpai...

By the way, Zhou You personally confirmed before looking in the mirror that in this life, in this body, he is still a pure man...

Bang - this is the sound of the head hitting the mirror.

"Ah... Xiaoyou is doing something weird again?" Hearing the sad voice coming from downstairs, Zhou You's cheap old "dad" tilted his head seemingly troubled, "What's the character of this child?" Who does it look like?"

——————Jet flame————————

On the quiet road of Zhenxin Town, there is now a lolita skin... No, it's Zhou You who is a fake girl... No, now his name is Zhou Fangyou, who is moving dejectedly like a snail, and from time to time he reaches out his hand in the air Pointing.

It wasn't because of the installation of "brainburst", nor because of schizophrenia, nor because of finger cramps, but because Zhou Fangyou discovered a program in his head called "Let's Fight!" The system of "Hot-Blooded Pokemon"...

Well, it is a system that is famous and prestigious, second only to the Lord God in cheating factor, and is a system that is loved by both the author and the readers.

Zhou Fangyou is generally optimistic about the unscrupulous tenants who pop up in his mind - after all, he is really not familiar with Pokemon. A cheat is better than no cheat, and he has never read any novels. The system inside has cooked the host's brain...

So Zhou Fangyou opened the properties column in the system menu with a little anticipation...

Name: Zhou Fangyou

ster:? ? ?

Rank:? ? ?

gender:? ? ?

Attributes:? ? ?

Strength:? ? ?

durable:? ? ?

agile:? ? ?

magic:? ? ?

Noble Phantasm: ? ? ?

Class ability:? ? ?

Inherent abilities:? ? ?

……

What a scam! ?

Zhou Fangyou said that he really couldn't remain calm. Apart from the name, including gender, it's not the point that it's full of question marks. What's going on with the inherent attributes and abilities of the class Noble Phantasms in front of those question marks? Doesn't the title of the system's main menu say something about hot-blooded Pokemon...?

Zhou Fangyou exited the property bar and carefully looked at the logo on the main interface. The result was "Battle!" "Hot-Blooded Pokemon" was found with most of the erased "Duel!" behind it. The title of "Holy Grail War in Dongmu Town"...

orz...

Just when Zhou Fangyou was considering whether to raise two middle fingers to the sky to show his respect for the time-traveling god, a flashing envelope icon appeared in the system:

"Cup... I mean respected traveler 2435047. Due to... various unexpected reasons, you who were originally scheduled to travel through fate plane 0623 have traveled to Pokemon plane 0147. Now you will receive the benefits that come with traveling. The system has been updated to fit the Pokemon plane system. I wish you a happy journey through time~"

"PS: Still due to various unexpected reasons, there have been some changes in Pokemon plane 0147, but they have little impact on travelers. Please regard it as a small surprise in life~"

"PS again: Please rate this customer service return visit: 1. Satisfied; 2. Very satisfied; 3. Customer service, I love you to death..."

……

Faced with such a letter full of flaws, Zhou Fangyou resisted the urge to vomit blood and opened the attribute column again:

Name: Zhou Fangyou

Attribute: Attack: 0

Defense: 0

Special Attack: 0

Special defense: 0

Speed: 0

Skills: None

Main mission: Elf Master: Win the league competition championship; Reward: Mysterious surprise

Side mission: The first elf: Obtain an elf from Dr. Oak - 0/1; Reward: All attributes +1, Immortality lv1

……

Pfft - after all, I couldn't hold back the mouthful of blood from before.

Isn’t this still a scam? ! Is it possible to have all attributes 0? Even a row of question marks is better than a row of zero eggs, right? Such a miserable attribute column is probably enough to become the laughing stock of the entire time travel industry, right?

"I see...I'm actually not the protagonist...I'm just a soy sauce...haha..."

On the quiet road of Zhenxin Town, a sad figure seemed to be shrouded in dark clouds, slowly walking towards the direction of the Damu Research Institute...

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