Pokemon that travel the wrong way

"What's the matter?" Xiaoyou, who was wearing a navy blue suit and neat dark green short hair, answered the phone and asked. For convenience, he even adjusted his voice to "Lily" mode...

"It's like this." The Rocket player on the phone explained, "There are two Rocket members named Musashi and Kojiro who claim to have captured rare elves and want to meet with Leader Sakaki, but Leader Sakaki is not here right now. I would like to ask a question. How to deal with it."

Musashi and Kojiro? A rare elf? Could it be that they went against the grain and captured Pikachu? "Anyway, let them come in first."

"understood."

……

After a few minutes.

"What's the matter with you coming here?" Xiaoyou, who decided to play a trick on the Rockets trio, sat on the armchair and asked seriously, disguised as Boss Sakaki.

"That's it, Boss Sakaki!" Musashi said with a smile behind his back, "We caught a particularly precious elf this time, so we made a special trip to present it to Boss."

"Oh, precious little elf?" Xiaoyou imitated Sakaki's serious tone, "Let's take it out and take a look first."

"Hey, look!" Musashi moved his hand to the front, holding a small elf on it. "It's this little elf named Togepi!"

……

If it weren't for the fact that he faithfully imitated Sakaki's image due to his acting skills, Xiaoyou might have rolled over behind the chair.

What Musashi held in his hand was half an eggshell with red, yellow and blue patterns. From the opening above the eggshell protruded a huge, waxy head covered with small winding tentacles. A pair of seemingly The small, dull eyes and the drooling mouth look very strange on the face; in addition, there are four small holes in the eggshell, and the same waxy yellow, short, wrinkled and small limbs extend from the holes. come out……

"Chajichachichi~~" The little elf noticed Xiaoyou's gaze, waved its limp forelimbs, and let out a very "excited" cry, with saliva splashing everywhere...

"...So," Xiaoyou reluctantly asked, resisting the urge to kick the creature far away, "What special abilities does this elf have?"

"Uh..." The trio looked at me, and I looked at you, and after hesitating for a long time, they said: "It looks cute, right? Even looking at it will heal your soul, right?"

You look so cute! If I look at this guy a second time, I won’t even have dinner!

Xiaoyou resisted the urge to lift the table and said coldly: "...that is to say, you came all the way to take up my precious time just to let me see this cute little elf and let my heart be healed. ?”

"Yes...yes..." The trio was a little unsure.

"Very good!" Xiaoyou said with a smile, "Looking at this elf, I really feel that all the stress accumulated during this period of work has been cleared away... It's really good! Musashi, Kojiro, and Miaomiao ! I will reward you well, triple your salary! You will be promoted to reserve cadres!"

"Awesome!" Musashi Kojiro's face flushed with excitement, looking like he was so happy that he couldn't believe it. "Is this true, Boss Sakaki!"

"Of course...it's a lie, Hun Dan!" Xiaoyou slammed the table, startling the trio. "You have made no achievements for a long time, wasted a lot of manpower and material resources of the organization, advanced salary for an unknown number of years, and then brought me such a useless little elf? You are simply a disgrace to Team Rocket! Musashi and Kojiro! I want it Fire you... No! I will send you two to the most remote branch to clean toilets! You will only be paid 100 yuan a month until you pay off all your debts! And Meow Meow! You are going to be sold to Let’s go to the circus! Get into the ring of fire with Rattata! You’ll have to dig out the gold coins on your head to pay off your debts!”

"No!" The trio turned pale with fright and almost cried into their arms. "Boss, please forgive us!"

"...You guys still know how to beg for mercy and say no?" Xiaoyou sighed and leaned back on the chair. "If it were the real Boss Sakaki, you might actually have to clean the toilet."

"……Eh?"

Seeing that Musashi and the others hadn't reacted yet, Xiaoyou stretched out his hand and wiped his face, returning his face to his own appearance: "Idiot, it's me..."

"Hey!?" The trio was stunned, "X-Xiaoyou!?"

"Boss Sakaki is out in an emergency, and the gymnasium is temporarily left to me to act as an agent." Xiaoyou said with an expression of "You are so lucky", "If the boss were here in person, tsk tsk..."

The trio suddenly trembled again.

"Speaking of which, you must have been tracking Pikachu." After having enough fun with the trio, Xiaoyou changed the subject and asked, "How did you catch such an... elf?"

"Yeah, actually

That little elf is also a member of the little devil group..." Meow said, touching his head in embarrassment, and suddenly reacted, "Huh? Togepi is missing, meow! "

"When you were crying 'No!', that thing opened the door and ran away." Xiaoyou pointed to the office door that was opened a crack and said, "It should have gone to find its owner."

"How could this happen..." The expressions on the trio's faces were like a coffee table filled with cups.

"Forget it, that kind of elf will only get scolded even if it is presented to the boss." Xiaoyou comforted her symbolically, "You should just focus on Pikachu."

"Yes..." the trio responded weakly.

"Don't rely too much on machines, learn more about elf fighting skills!"

"Yes..." Still weak.

"...I'll call the restaurant and ask you to have lunch?"

"Yes!" Resurrected with full health.

……

————Wag your finger————

Outside the Viridian Gym, Xiaozhi and his team finally found the lost Togepi and walked into the gym gate, ready to challenge for the badge.

"Xiao Zhi, don't you already have eight badges? Why do you want to challenge this Viridian Gym?" Xiaoxia asked in confusion in the corridor full of torches.

"Didn't I tell you, that guy Xiao Mao didn't even get the badge here." Xiao Zhi walked in front and said full of fighting spirit, "Then as long as I get the badge, it will be equivalent to defeating Xiao Mao!"

Xiaoxia could only sigh: "There's really nothing I can do against you..."

After passing through the torch corridor and arriving at the brightly lit battle hall, a voice immediately rang out: "We've been waiting for you for a long time, the trainer of Zhenxin Town!"

"Eh?" Xiaozhi was stunned, "Did you know I was coming?"

"Well, the last challenger said that after he leaves, there will be a fool from the same town who will challenge him." Xiaoyou, who had once again put on the costume of a tragic supporting actress, stood on the high platform and said nothing. Hei Xiaomao hesitated. "But the gym will not refuse a challenge, even if the opponent is an idiot."

"What? Damn Xiaomao!" The innocent Xiaozhi believed it immediately. "Anyway, please join me in a badge-blocking battle!"

"Of course." Xiaoyou nodded. We are counting on killing you to get the mission reward.

Two referees, one male and one female, who looked familiar to Xiaozhi, stood on both sides of the battlefield with small flags. A voice that also seemed familiar to Xiaozhi came from the loudspeaker: "The rules of the competition are one-on-one, and the small flags used are There is a limit of three elves..."

"My first elf is -" Xiaoyou took out the elf ball given by Boss Sakaki and threw it, "Rumble Rock!"

"Okay!" Xiaozhi shouted enthusiastically, "Let's go too, Pikachu!"

Xiaoyou almost fell down. I thought that Xiao Mao, who used the fire element to fight against the ground element, was already good enough, but I didn't expect that there was an even better guy who used the electric element...

Looking at Xiaogang, who lowered his head and covered his face behind Xiaozhi, and Xiaoxia, who took a few steps back and said she didn't know him, Xiaoyou felt deeply sympathetic: It's really hard for you to travel with this guy!

The hot-blooded man Xiaozhi launched the attack first: "Come on Pikachu! Use one hundred thousand volts!"

Xiaoyou gave the order with a black line on his head: "Longlongyan, turn it round..."

Longlongyan's body shook for a while, and he retracted his thick limbs and turtle-like head into a round body that seemed to be made of piled stones, turning it into a veritable big stone ball. Then Pikachu ran over and jumped. He went to the position of Longlongyan's head and activated a hundred thousand volts...

Of course, there was no reaction at all.

"How come it doesn't work?" Xiaozhi exclaimed in surprise.

Xiaogang covered his face again: "Longlongyan is not an armored tyrannosaurus. There is no metal drill to conduct electricity for you!"

Xiaoyou didn't cover her face, but directly gave the order: "Longlongyan, use rolling!"

The spherical Rumble Rock bounced on the spot, spinning at full speed and rushing towards Pikachu. Pikachu screamed and dodged the first blow, but Rumble Rock turned a corner, turned around and crushed it aggressively. Pikachu was unable to dodge and was knocked away with a scream.

"Hey! How could this happen?" Xiaozhi was shocked.

"As the duration of this rolling skill increases, the speed and power will become stronger and stronger." Xiaoyou said with a straight face, looking down at Xiaozhi's evolved face. "How are you going to deal with it, Trainer of Zhenxin Town?"

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