Pokemon that travel the wrong way

Because there is a photo of Kona, the Four Heavenly Kings, on the poster at the entrance of the Elf Center, Xiaoyou can immediately recognize that the mature and sexy red-haired lady with glasses standing behind Xiaoxia is Kona herself.

However, the photo only provides a headshot, and there is no way to tell Xiaoyou that this ice king not only has a beautiful face full of intellectuality, but also has a tall and sexy figure and a bust that is no less than that of Dr. Uchiki...More It is impossible for a certain transvestite to know that this master who looks so heroic in the photos actually looks a bit...naturally stupid?

"It's really Master Kona!"

"Why would Master Kona come to a place like this?"

"How can Master Kona improve his skills in using water elves?"

"Master Kona, do you come to this island every year?"

"Master Kona, please sign your name for me!"

Facing the enthusiastic questioning from an avid fan and an ordinary fan of Xiaoxia Xiaojian, Master Kona kept a gentle smile on his face, took a few steps forward, bent down, and said softly: "What a cute little elf, please give me some advice... …”

Well, this was said to Togepi, the curious eggshell star who was eating a sandwich on the table behind them, ignoring Xiaoxia and Xiaojian...

"Beep - a petrified layer has been detected on the bodies of Xiaoxia and Xiaojian, with a coverage rate of more than 97% and signs of mild weathering." The above is Xiaoyou's mouth.

"Phew!" On the other side of the table, Xiaozhi finally swallowed the food stuck in his throat, "Kona King doesn't even listen to what others say?"

Then he ran up to Kona and said, "King Kona, come and fight me!"

Xiaoyou looked calm. If things were so simple, what were we doing yesterday?

Facing the challenge from the hot-blooded idiot, Kona smiled slightly, walked by the guardrail beside the dining table, and raised his head facing the sea: "It feels so good to bathe in the sun..."

"Uh..." Xiaozhi was taken aback for a moment, but immediately continued to speak enthusiastically, "I have fought several battles with people since I came to this island, and I won every time..."

"Shh... listen carefully..." Kona closed her eyes, raised her hands to her ears, "listen to the sound of the wind..."

"So I think if I fight you now, I might have a chance to win..."

"I like the view from here best..."

"Well, the scenery is not important. Come and fight me..."

"Listen, you can hear the sound of the sea..."

"Miss Kona, fight..."

"Calm down and appreciate the breath of nature..."

"Pfft..." Seeing Xiaozhi and Kona completely talking about their own things, Xiaoyou was lying on the table with a red face and trembling all over. It was so hard to hold back the laughter...

Kona of the Four Heavenly Kings is a natural idiot, and the identification has been completed.

……

After talking for a long time, he found that the other party didn't listen at all. Xiaozhi ran outside the restaurant angrily, stopped a trainer and started a battle - probably with the intention of letting Kona show his strength. idea.

Xiaozhi first sent out Squirtle and defeated the cat boss of the passerby trainer with a fighting style. Then after the opponent used Kentero, he suddenly got excited and took out the Charizard who was still in the rebellious stage of the second grade...

"Charizard!?" Xiaoxia and Xiaojian were shocked, and Xiaoyou decisively called out Gengar: "(Gengar, use it immediately to be on the safe side) Light Wall..."

As expected, the first thing Charizard did after coming out of the elf ball was to roast Ash into a black man with a mouthful of flames... Then he spread his wings and flew into the sky, and began to spit fire everywhere indiscriminately. Xiaoyou's position was also treated as a "laying gun", but due to timely prevention, the flames were blocked by the light wall, and Xiaoyou himself was unscathed.

Although Xiaozhi tried to take back Charizard, Charizard, who was overly excited after not coming out of the Poké Ball for a long time, flew around in the air. The red light emitted by the Poké Ball could not reach Charizard at all...

"It won't be fun to cause a fire if this continues..." Xiaoyou took out the elf ball and planned to subdue the fire-breathing dragon first, but saw King Kona walking up to Xiaozhi at some point, taking out a elf ball and throwing it away. : "Go, Poke Ball!"

"Ah, opportunity." Xiaoyou simply put away his elf ball - this was just a good opportunity to see the strength of the Four Heavenly Kings.

What emerged from the elf ball was a chubby pink elf standing on its hind legs. It had a pair of big, dull eyes looking straight at the sky. There was also a gray spiked elf with fierce eyes biting on the tail behind its butt. Conch...

"Silly hippopotamus?" Xiao, a well-informed elf voyeur expert,

Jian cried out, "Is it okay to use this kind of elf to fight the fire-breathing dragon?"

Xiaoyou was in a cold sweat: Although the stupid hippo's retarded expression gives people a very unreliable feeling, is there anything wrong with using water-type elves to fight fire-type elves? Besides, this is the stupid hippopotamus of the Four Heavenly Kings...

Sure enough, Kona's stupid hippopotamus only used one move to turn the stone into stone and kill the fire-breathing dragon in the air. Then, for some unknown reason, Kona invited Xiaozhi and his group to attend her lecture - excluding Xiaoyou, who also had to prepare for a battle...

————Petrochemical Gong————

Xiaoyou didn't have any expectations for lectures or anything like that. After all, after seeing King Kona's natural stream-of-consciousness way of thinking, speaking and teaching was just like floating clouds...

During the special battle performance that followed, Xiaoyou walked into the arena under the envious eyes of a hot-blooded idiot, and stood in the battle field with the other five winners from the previous day's selection competition. According to the rule that the higher the ranking, the lower the battle, Xiaoyou is the last one, and can have enough time to observe Kona's battle...

What is worthy of Xiaoyou's attention is that Kona, who is standing on the battlefield at this moment, is like an unsheathed sword. His whole person exudes strong confidence and momentum, which is completely different from the natural look when they met in the restaurant... …

first round.

The challenger uncle with an anchor tattoo on his shoulder sent out a powerful four-armed muscle brother, and then Kona's stupid hippopotamus instantly killed him with a million-ton punch...

"Can the stupid hippopotamus know how to box with a million tons...?" Xiaoyou thought as she tilted her neck.

second round.

The vitality girl wearing a big hat sent out a very energetic little skull dinosaur, Gala Gala, and then Kona's white sea lion knocked it down with an aurora beam move...

Xiaoyou frowned: "It's obviously not a skill with outstanding effects, but it can still kill instantly... The elves of the Four Heavenly Kings are indeed extraordinary..."

Third round.

The bespectacled man who was once tricked by "Naruto-kun" sent out the fox star Yujira with powerful superpowers, and then was frozen into a lump of ice by Kona's armored shell in a blizzard...

Xiaoyou said calmly: "How dare you come up to someone who won't be killed instantly..."

Round four.

A man who was too lazy to remember his features sent out a menacing big rock snake, which was frozen into a second lump of ice by Kona's long-haired pig's freezing wind...

Xiaoyou was speechless: "To bring out the big rock snake in front of Kona, the king of water and ice elements, how courageous it is..."

Round five.

Another secondary trainer sent out a fast-attack Flying Mantis, but was caught by Kona's Mysterious Lip Sister. He paused and knocked him down with the "Flame Red Lips" move, and then flew away with a freezing punch...

"Finally, it's a one-shot move..." Xiaoyou burst into tears, "I almost planned to let Geng Gui come on the stage and go on the journey with us..."

Then in the sixth round, it was finally Xiaoyou's turn to play.

"Come out, Gengar!" Facing the Four Heavenly Kings, Xiaoyou didn't dare to play any tricks, and dispatched Gengar in an orderly manner.

"Go, elf ball!" On the other side, Kona also took out his sixth elf. A blue plesiosaur-like elf with a spiny carapace on its back, riding a dragon.

"You actually took out a vehicle...?" For a moment, Xiaoyou almost thought that the previous five consecutive victories had made Ke Na underestimate the enemy, but Xiaoyou quickly shook his head and got rid of this unrealistic thought. "(Gengar, use) the shadow ball first (to test it)!"

"Koujie!" Gengar shouted and flew up, quickly condensing two purple-black energy balls and throwing them one after the other.

"Chenglong, use freezing light!"

Kona gave an order, Chenglong raised his head and opened his mouth, and a white-blue light like electric current shot out, blasting two shadow balls like a torrent and then rushed straight towards Gengar without abating. However, Geng Gui quickly disappeared into the air under Xiaoyou's command (spiritual command), and the freezing light hit the empty space.

"Ride the dragon, use Blizzard!" As soon as Gengar disappeared, Kona's voice immediately sounded. Chenglong also shouted immediately, and a strong wind mixed with ice particles and snowflakes swept across the entire battlefield. Gengar, who had just disappeared and had not yet hid underground, was blown by the blizzard and was immediately exposed. .

"Mental disturbance!"

A light red beam of light quickly shot out from the horn on the dragon's head, hitting Gengar who was shaken by the blizzard in the air. Gengar immediately screamed strangely and fell to the ground with a chirp...

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