Pokemon that travel the wrong way

"Ugh... this is unscientific!" Miss Joy, the newly appointed prosecutor of the Alliance, who once again showed a "frustrated body bending" appearance after her second consecutive defeat, moaned unwillingly. "Don't they all say that justice will eventually defeat evil..."

"...Ms. Joy, is there any misunderstanding caused by poor communication between us?" Xiaoyou looked helplessly at the joyful nurse pretending to be a prosecutor, and continued to speak in Sakaki's deep tone, " Leaving aside the fact that you see yourself as an agent of justice...why would you see yourself as the evil party?"

Although in a sense, Miss Joy, your judgment is basically correct...

"Of course it's because you have neglected your duties for a long time and left the gym privately, causing trouble to the trainers in Joban City!" After mentioning the charges of "gym trainer Sakaki", Miss Joy suddenly came to life again.

"...In order to maintain the convincing prestige and strength of the Taoist temple, it is a duty to go out to practice regularly." Xiaoyou, who had learned the relevant knowledge in advance because of Miss Joy's visit, replied calmly "Furthermore, the time I spent out was within the scope of the alliance's regulations regarding the Elf Gym, and there was no such thing as dereliction of duty."

"Ah?" Miss Joy was stunned.

"The alliance's gym management regulations stipulate that the gym must remain open for more than half of the year." Xiaoyou said seriously, "I abide by this rule and do not go out to practice more than half of the time. , plus the time that the disciple acted as the host of the gym (looking at "Maiya") should have exceeded two-thirds, this should not constitute a crime of dereliction of duty."

"Ah...is that so...?" A drop of cold sweat fell from the boss's head.

"Since Miss Joy is the prosecutor of the alliance, she should not be the kind of ignorant person who is ignorant and ignorant, and is not even familiar with the relevant regulations of the alliance..." Xiaoyou said matter-of-factly. "Are you being bewitched by someone with ulterior motives?"

"Ah, ah haha..." The pink head was sweating like rain.

"In fact, I have some opinions on the current operating conditions of many gyms in Kanto." Xiaoyou, who gave full play to his acting skills, suddenly changed to a worried expression of concern for the country and the people. "Many well-known gyms with a long history and heritage have never carried forward the popularity that their ancestors have worked hard to accumulate. Instead, they have been living in the shadow without making progress or even doing their jobs... Nibi Gym in Nibi City, gym training Family members change frequently, and they have changed gym trainers twice in half a year. Whether their strength is enough to support the gym is worrying... The three Hualan sisters in Hualan City are famous, but the source of their fame is the water ballet that attracts attention. and underwater drama performances, so that many trainers today only know the Cerulean Aquarium but not the Cerulean Gym..."

"Ah... uh..." Miss Joy's eyes began to have mosquito-repellent patterns.

"In the Rainbow Gym in Rainbow City, the gym trainers run the largest perfume store in the city. It's unfair to even exclude trainers who don't like perfume... The Honglian Gym in Honglian Island, The gym trainer even closed the gym due to personal emotions. His whereabouts are unknown, and he even ignored the fact that the gym building collapsed due to disrepair..."

"..." Wisps of white water vapor slowly rose from Miss Joy's pink head.

"In addition, there are Street Fighter Gyms that are suspected to be occupied by unscrupulous gangsters, Light Red Gyms that build their gyms in the mountains and set traps to catch trainers, and Dopp Gyms that secretly make deals with trainers who challenge...these are mixed. If you are in the gym and Miss Joy, you should..."

boom! A large puff of steam burst out of Miss Joy's head, and she fell to the ground with her mosquito-repellent eyes rolling...

"..." Xiaoyou stopped talking, looked at Miss Joy who was in a state of shock, and gave a thumbs up to "Kuyu Maiya" who was standing aside. "Done."

"What an astonishing way of speaking." Ms. Makori's face was full of admiration for Boss Sakaki's new secretary, who was dressed as "Maiya" in a navy suit. "As expected of Captain Yurika..."

……

"Ugh... I have always wronged you, Mr. Itaki!" At the gate of Viridian Gym, Miss Joy looked excited and tightly held the hand of "Excellent Gym Trainer Sakaki" with tears in her eyes. "Although you may look a little vicious, you are actually the real role model among gym trainers! I was too immature to be fooled by unfounded rumors before..."

"Where." Boss Sakaki played by Xiaoyou responded very cooperatively, "As an alliance prosecutor, Miss Joy is willing to go all the way to the gym to verify the authenticity of a rumor. This serious and responsible attitude Equally admirable.”

Miss Joy: "Mr. Banmu, you are really overly complimentary..."

"Sakaki": "No, no..."

Miss Joy: "bilibili..."

"Sakaki": "bb..."

(Because this article was too chatty and the content was uninteresting and lackluster, 7000+ words were angrily deleted by Dianniang. So it was originally a -word chapter.)

[Characteristics: Upgrade to LV2 of Talking Cannon! Talkative lvx: The effect of actions such as bluffing, persuading, and speaking is enhanced by 200%. and acting characteristics can add to each other. (When you are really short of money, try making some crutches, wheelchairs or stretchers and sell them to pedestrians passing by...)]

———Frozen Light———

"たとえ火の中水の中草の中山の中..." (Note 1)

On the country road leading to Zhenxin Town, a cute young man wearing a cool and playful short shirt and a purple ponytail was humming a pleasant tune while carrying a small travel backpack. Behind him, he was dragging a huge suitcase on wheels that was as tall as a person.

The real Boss Sakaki returned the day after Miss Joy left the Joban Gym, four days after Xiaoyou took over the gym operation as an agent. During this period, excluding a few lucky ones who got badges, there were a total of thirty-two naughty kids who generously and selflessly contributed their part to a certain transvestite’s debt repayment cause, and were rewarded with side missions that ended automatically after Boss Sakaki returned. In exchange for a shiny 8000 yuan... Coupled with the visit of prosecutor Miss Joy, the system added a "hidden task" without realizing it, and received a bonus of 3000 yuan, and the debt of yuan was suddenly eliminated. Reduced by more than half.

What really made Xiaoyou sing a tune happily was the gift from Boss Sakaki. After Yameng's egg was finally debugged and the Meow Meow trio's Orange Islands specialty gift package was sent to the Viridian Gym, Boss Sakaki, who encountered something good while out on business, generously gave Xiaoyu extra eggs. The reward: a small, portable Poke Ball Teleporter with a secret code that connects to Team Rocket's original Pokémon breeding house, and a thick red envelope.

The small teleporter is a lightweight version newly developed by the Rockets' scientific research department. It was developed to facilitate the elite troops to change Pokémon at any time depending on the combat situation. As an unscrupulous trainer who carries 17 Pokémon balls with him, this thing is simply for a small amount of people. The build is average - in fact, this portable teleporter was a research and development proposal put forward after Xiaoyou completed the Lugia mission and the Rockets' reputation increased. It was the only one that achieved a key breakthrough and was produced in just a few days. A prototype machine - the system has proven itself to be a trap, and occasionally does good things...

As for the thick red envelope, it was much more substantial: Inside was a neatly bundled 10000 yuan bill - the debt was instantly cleared, with a balance of nearly yuan, and the deficit era was once again over.

The so-called happiness came too suddenly. Shortly after the negative numbers in the money column of the system menu were eliminated, the sales amount of 32400 yuan from the dyed fruits in Rainbow City finally arrived belatedly. After a week of living on the 50 yuan subsistence allowance, Later, Zhou Fangyou, the trainer of Zhenxin Town, finally returned to the ranks of petty bourgeoisie...

……

"The earth is in the clouds and the clouds are in the clouds..."

"Ah, isn't this Xiaoyou from Mrs. Yakumo's house?" A soft and gentle voice came from Xiaoyou's side, "Are you back from the Orange Alliance?"

Xiaoyou, who heard the voice, turned around and saw a beautiful woman with red hair, wearing home clothes, gentle and charming, and full of Yamato Nadeshiko temperament no less than her father (...), standing not far away. She greeted herself with a smile, and behind her was a colorful elf with pleated skin, a wretched figure, and a curious appearance, carrying a vegetable basket...

She is the famous beauty in Zhenxin Town, Xiaozhi's single mother, Shu Fang Yakumo's best friend (Mirror), Dr. Ohki's rumored lover (Mirror)... Aunt Hanako. Following her is a super-powered elf suction cup golem that is said to have been "conquered" by its maternal brilliance - every time Xiaoyou sees this thing, she will feel that her own Gardevoir actually looks very cute...

"Hello, Aunt Hanako." Xiao Yougui stepped forward to say hello, and of course he emphasized some things in vain. "Well, I am the 'son' of Mr. Yakumo's family..."

"Ah la ah la... I'm sorry." Hanako smiled apologetically, "When chatting with Yakumo Tai... Mr., I always unconsciously ignore his gender..."

"Ahaha..." Xiaoyou couldn't think of any other expression other than a smile at this time.

"Kou Jie, Kou Jie." Gengar also emerged from the shadows and waved his claws at Hanako with a strange smile.

"Ah la la, it's been a long time, Gengar." Hanako smiled and bent down to touch Gengar's head - the maternal halo for elves can kill without any attribute restrictions, the effect is outstanding and comes with 99% The chance of a knowing hit...

"Kou Jie!" The excited Gengar immediately stuck out his long blood-red tongue and aimed straight at Aunt Hanako's face, but was blocked by the sucker demon with a reflective shield - the two elves' movements were as if they had been rehearsed. Generally accurate and tacit understanding.

"Mouth and mouth..."

"Bali Bali..." Gengar and the sucker golem stared at each other with ferocious expressions on their curious faces, invisible sparks jumping between the two elves.

"Ah, the relationship between Gengar and the Suction Cup Golem is still so good..." Aunt Hanako expressed no pressure on this.

"This isn't called love, okay..." Xiaoyou doesn't quite understand whether the two have incompatible attributes or conflicting characters. Anyway, it will probably become like this whenever they meet.

"Mouth!"

"Barry!" The two curiosity-seeking elves stared at each other and took a step forward——

puff.

"Mouth?"

"Barry?"

The two elves seemed to have stepped on something...

"What's wrong, Gengar?" Xiaoyou approached the two elves curiously, "Did you step on a big... eh?"

I saw a dark-skinned human wearing a dirty cloak lying at the feet of the two elves...

"...Xiao Gang!?" Xiaoyou and Aunt Huazi quickly stepped forward to help Xiao Gang up. "Xiaogang, why are you here? Didn't you stay on Daigan Island?"

"Please... please..." Xiaogang, who had lost a lot of weight and looked extremely haggard, slowly raised an arm and shook it, making a weak sound like a dying person. "Please... don't ask..."

Note 1: The first theme song of Pokemon Unprinted. . In the opening animation, the sexy demon Pikachu in a skirt jumps out from between the girl's short legs, which is the biggest highlight of the whole process (the heavy fog). .

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