Pokemon that travel the wrong way

"...In other words, if I go to Granny Suzukin's shrine to rent a coo, I can get here through the forest very easily last night without any effort?"

"Yes, and the fee is very cheap..." Wearing an antique witch costume, wearing a white cloth band on her head, and looking like a goblin, she opened the same shrine at the other end of the Confused Forest, erected the same warning sign, and engaged in the same gurgling business. The only difference in the Gu rental business is that the old lady Jin Ling, who is "beautiful ten times better than the other one," nodded and said, "I have never seen an example of someone like you who directly defeated the mischievous elves in the forest and barged in." of."

"Uh, hehe..." At this time, Xiaoyou could only say "hehe" and let ten million Kenteros or something like that pass by.

In fact, it didn't take Xiaoyou much effort to deal with the ghost elves that harassed the travelers. Although the number of Ghost Stones and Gengars in this forest was a bit beyond Xiaoyou's expectations, Xiaoyou, who was familiar with the characteristics of this kind of elves, made several elves fall out of the scene in almost seconds with a volley of evil waves. Most of the ghosts were Stone and Gengar, and the remaining three or two kittens did not make any waves under the influence of discernment, miraculous eyes and sense of smell. But then Gengar's eccentric habits broke out again, and he pestered Xiaoyou to establish his status as the "boss" of the ghost elf here - the method was naturally to use symbolic language to persuade and then decisively suppress it with force. Anyway, Yameng needs to upgrade, and with experience No matter what the value, no one will be refused - and the whole night was almost spent in this way. And out of some subtle emotions, Xiaoyou has no intention of capturing another Ghost Stone or Gengar, nor does he have the idea of ​​capturing them to give to Team Rocket...

However, spending most of the night is not completely fruitless. At least before leaving the forest, Gengar's new younger brothers "volunteered" to give a lot of "tributes" to the bosses - mostly various items left behind by travelers who were frightened and teased by them in the past, such as dust-covered items. Dome hat, only one sneaker left, cracked colored glass ball, half-bitten compressed biscuit...

Of course, the "tributes" are not all rubbish. For example, a khaki, bumpy, and dilapidated object of unknown material that could barely be regarded as a crown was recognized by the system as a very valuable prop:

[Proof of the King: When the elf carrying this prop uses attack skills and causes damage, there is a 10% chance of making the target cower. The Mosquito Frog can communicate and evolve into Bullfrog King by carrying this prop, and the Slowpoke can communicate and evolve into Hippo King by carrying this prop. 】

If it weren't for this humble king's evidence, the moldy compressed biscuit that gave Xiaoyou bad memories would be enough to make a certain transvestite call out seventeen villains to repair the ghosts and Gengars in the forest. A meal...

Then Xiaoyou spent the second half of the journey through the forest holding a large bag of rags and picking through them, while Gengar happily opened the way ahead with an earthy yellow tattered crown on his head. From time to time, you can see rubbish discarded on the ground that Xiaoyou judged as worthless items... It is said that these rubbish were all picked up by the ghost elves who followed far behind - in their opinion, this was Probably the new "boss" couldn't bear to take away his treasure, so he ordered his "servants" to return the treasure to him in this way...

As for Xiaoyou’s treasure appraisal results, they are as follows: A similarly inconspicuous gray-black angular stone was confirmed to be a [hard stone] that can increase the power of rock skills by 20%, and was given to the Super Iron Tyrannosaurus by Xiaoyou—— This small stone disappeared after being sucked into the hole in the palm of the Super Iron Tyrannosaurus; a bottle of soda that Xiaoyou didn't dare to drink even though it said that it had not passed the shelf life, and a stick that was said to increase the number of caracara and The [Thick Bone Rod] with twice the attack power of Gala Gala - this useless thing was thrown to the system store by Xiaoyou, and was exchanged for hundreds of dollars in elf feed fees; there were also two bottles of energy I used advanced healing spray and an empty Poké Ball... and threw the rest on the path of the Confused Forest...

——— Wave of Evil———

After passing through the Confused Forest is Dongmen Town, a large modern city covered in town skin. There seemed to be some large-scale event being held in this town now. Bright posters and flyers were posted everywhere. Xiaoyou picked one up from the ground and looked at it:

"The annual Lafleur Elf Performance Conference was held today in the city center square..."

"Bilibili--"

A burst of dazzling electric light flashed not far away. Xiaoyou looked up and saw a deflated meow-shaped hot air balloon falling erratically in the direction of the central square. There seemed to be a bright yellow electric balloon lying on the balloon. It's a mouse...

"..." Xiaoyou stood there with a serious expression and thought for a second, "Well, the hallucinations in broad daylight must be the sequelae of the confusing forest..."

Then he calmly turned around and entered a burger restaurant on the roadside.

Anyway, the vitality of Musashi Kojiro and Meow Meow is similar to that of the immortal lvx himself. They can only be flown by PIA once at most...

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After dinner, Xiaoyou strolled slowly to the central square to watch the so-called elf show. The result... was a huge disappointment.

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Fire elves perform jumping through fire hoops...Performer, are you bullying the audience for not knowing that fire elves have fire-generating properties?

Hu Di showed off his ability to bend spoons... This Xiaoyou really didn't want to make any comments.

There is also a combined fountain performance by water-type elves... This is a bit technical and can use the water gun skill intermittently, but the problem is that the performers are all water-type elves. For Xiaoyou, looking at a group of It's a blinding show to have wet, sticky and greasy guys crowded together on the stage...

The final winner was the combination dance performed by two beautiful flowers. It is said to be a branched evolution of the Stinky Flower, but it is much smaller and cuter in appearance than the Overlord Flower. With the help of its companions, the Beautiful Flower jumped high and did some tricks in the air. While performing difficult tumbling movements, he used the petal dance skill, which instantly caused beautiful cherry blossom-shaped petals to float all over the audience. His technical and powerful performance won warm applause from the audience...

Of course, excluding Xiaoyou...

From Xiaoyou's perspective, the ones jumping around on the performance stage were two green aliens... with root-like hands, a tentacle-like lower body composed of a dozen thick fleshy leaves, and two green aliens on the top of their heads. It is a miniature version of a huge flower like the Overlord Flower. The rhizome of the flower is inserted into the scalp, revealing clear veins under the skin...

Compared with the two-dimensional image in the illustrated book, this domineering and incomparable image made Xiaoyou kneel on the spot...

This thing is called a beautiful flower...

Grass-type elves are the most annoying!

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So Xiaoyou, whose heart was severely damaged, rode on Duduli with tears in her eyes. She didn't even say hello to Xiaozhi - this guy was also here, and seemed to know the owner of the beautiful flower that won the championship - and left the east gate straight away. town. As we walked forward with a sense of grief and indignation, the wild elves who jumped out of nowhere and were hit on the back were all decisively sentenced to death and executed immediately...

Then in the evening, Xiaoyou arrived at Xianqiu Town, which has a long historical and cultural heritage and quaint street buildings. Because of a certain historical event, the local Miss Junsha and the police officers uniquely used Johto's unique elf string ball - a six-legged green spider-like creature with compound properties of insect + poison and a horn on its head. Elf……

Most of the enlarged insect-type elves are of the natural curiosity-seeking type...

And in the string ball town named after this kind of elf, this thing can be said to be everywhere...

So Xiaoyou, who gritted his teeth and reluctantly stayed in the elf center for one night, burst into tears again...

The insect type elves are also the most annoying!

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Then, Xiaoyou arrived at Tianmu Town, a high-end residential area for rich people that looked down upon manors and villas. Xiaoyou, who didn't plan to stay for too long, accidentally bumped into the ordinary elf Blue, a pet carefully raised by a wealthy lady with a good figure...

A pink hairless Shar-Pei with a mouth full of fangs and droopy skin...

Xiaoyou suddenly grabbed his Duduli and flew through Tianmu Town...

Ordinary elf, I hate you!

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After passing through a natural forest park and seeing the frightened deer inside, Xiaoyou's mood was relieved to a certain extent. Although this kind of ordinary elf named Jingantiao Deer is no different from ordinary deer except that its nose and tail are a little bigger and its antlers have a little personality. It does not arouse Xiaoyou's desire to capture, but at least it is better than those exotic creatures that he has seen before. …

After resting here for a while and finding a deserted place to take turns releasing seventeen elves to get some air, Xiaoyou continued to move forward...

Sure enough, the ordinary system still has a conscience!

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Then, Xiaoyou arrived at Jihua Town, which has a large number of rivers and beautiful pastoral scenery. The biggest feature here is a "Swamp King Protection Ordinance". It is said that this kind of elf has a protective effect on the water quality of rivers around the city, and there are also corresponding folk activities in the local area. It seems that it is coming soon...

But the Swamp King is a water elf...

To be precise, the Swamp King perfectly interprets Xiaoyou's definition of a water elf...a mixture of wet, slimy, and greasy fat giant salamander and salamander...

Due to local regulations, Xiaoyou could not harm the Swamp King. He resisted the urge to transform into "Hunter D" and bloodbath the Jihua Market. He took out a portable teleporter and replaced the fossil pterosaur...

"Don't stop all the way, fly directly to Platycodon City!" Xiaoyou shouted loudly while riding on the fossil pterosaur.

"Go to hell with all the water elves and horses!!"