Pokemon that travel the wrong way

(Note: There is basically no correlation between the chapter title and the content of this chapter.)

"The soul is dull! Have you forgotten me in less than a day?" Riding on a motorcycle that had been modified to be fancy, but still clearly the prototype of a "little sheep", five delinquent boys with big backs and metal ornaments covered their bodies. Ye Ming yelled angrily, "Even if I know you did it on purpose... I'm still very angry!".

"Well, no matter who you are..." Xiaoyou still had a confused expression on his face, "It's so late, what can I do for you?"

"Hehe, of course something has happened!" Wu Yeming grinned, showing a vicious smile, "Come and swap elves with me! The Yukila I got in exchange for you and that ungrateful old man, and my little one …Exchange the Gugu you just captured!”

"...Are you kidding?" Xiaoyou shook her head with an expression like "Are you still awake?" "If I want Gu Gu, I can just catch it in this forest, why do I have to use You?" Will Kira switch with you?"

"Hmph, hey, it's not up to you..." Wu Yeming put his hand into his arms, took out a flashlight and shook it at the sky. Soon there was a sound of engines. Two cars were also modified. The messy "little sheep" suddenly came over, and two delinquents dressed similar to Wu Yeming jumped out from above. They formed a "pin" shape with Wu Yeming and surrounded Xiaoyou.

"You..." No matter how naive Xiaoyou is, he can't help but look serious when he sees this situation, "Can't you buy a decent motorcycle? The Bosozoku driving the little sheep has no deterrent effect at all... ...How about you go to Baiyun Town in Kanto? I remember there is a bicycle bosozoku there..."

"S-Don't be wordy!" Even in the dim light of the evening, Wu Yeming's red face could be clearly seen, "Who makes the owner of the convenience store so stingy! The money from working is only enough to buy a little sheep! That one You stingy guy, I was only two minutes late, but my perfect attendance award was deducted..."

"...Hey, boss!" a delinquent reminded with a cold sweat on his head, "We are not here to complain!"

"Ah! That's right!" Wu Yeming suddenly realized, "Damn little girl, I was almost fooled by your trick!"

"No, I am expressing my opinion very seriously..." Xiaoyou waved her hands repeatedly, "Also, I am not a woman..."

"The questions and answers are useless!" the leader of the bad boys yelled and threw the elf ball, "Do it! Fix her for me!"

"Oh!" The other two delinquents also threw the elf balls.

The elves used by the three bad boys were all things Xiaoyou had never seen before. The elves thrown out by the two bad gangsters A and B were a small wolfdog with gray and black hair, and a civet-like elf with brown mixed hair, but they didn't look very powerful. The identity of this group of people should be the street elves from the Fangyuan area.

The elf used by Wuye Ming is a big guy, with a light blue metal shell, a flat and round torso the size of a bathtub, a large "x" shaped armor inlaid on the front, and two pixels on both sides of the "x" A pair of red bell-like eyes were exposed at the intersection, and four thick limbs that could be considered hands or feet were evenly distributed around the torso. As for the limbs, they basically looked like four iron dumbbells with their heads removed - it couldn't be more obvious. The elf is the evolved form of Iron Dumbbell, and it looks like it is still fully evolved.

[Metrogross, the iron-legged elf. Metagross' four brains form a complex neural network, making it a Pokémon smarter than a supercomputer. 】

【巨金怪，钢+超能复合属性，特性：净体（能力值不会被对手的技能降低）。种族值hp80攻击135防御130特攻95特防90速度70总和600……】

"600!" Xiaoyou was surprised at first by Metagross's super racial value, but then he was pleasantly surprised, "The bad boss said that Metagross is an elf worthy of Yukila's evolved form, and also That is to say, after Yukira evolves..."

"Hahaha!" Xiaoyou was happy because she was surprised by the high potential of the elf she had obtained, but in Wu Yeming's eyes, it looked like she was stunned. "It's too late to regret now! By the way, I'm telling you that I am a master who has achieved top 16 results in the Caiyou Tournament in Fangyuan, so you can't escape!"

It's just that these words, which were meant to be intimidating, sounded like cuteness to a certain transvestite who only got the top three at the Quartz Conference because of being tricked by the system...

Top 16? Isn't that just Ash's level? No, this guy only reached the top 16 with a powerful elf like Metagross. He is obviously not as good as Ash...

"Hmph, give it to me!" Wu Yeming raised his hand and said,

Be prepared to give the order, "Giant Metagross——"

bang——

A black object landed among several people and exploded, instantly emitting a large puff of choking smoke. The three bad guys were caught off guard and inhaled a large amount of smoke, and immediately started coughing.

"Ahem! Who is it! Ahem! Good job! Ahem!"

"Since you asked the question sincerely——"

"We will tell you mercifully!"

"To prevent the truth from being taken away!"

"To protect the world's treasures!"

"The obsession to implement illusion and reality!"

"Mysterious and charming villain——"

"Musashi!"

"Kojiro!"

"We are the Phantom Troupe traveling in fantasy!"

"Spider, spider's footsteps will never stop!"

"That's it, meow!"

Following the seemingly familiar opening remarks, the diffuse smoke gradually dispersed. A huge meow head... no, a hot air balloon in the shape of a meow head was slowly descending. A pair of men and women in white uniforms moved skillfully. jumped out of the hot air balloon basket.

"Phantom group?" Wu Yeming's expression changed slightly, "That illegal elf hunter group?"

The three delinquents couldn't help but flinch. At most, they were just delinquent gangsters, while the Phantom Group was 100% criminals...

"What are the people from the Phantom Group doing here?" Wu Yeming bravely shouted loudly, "Could it be that they are eyeing this uncle and that stinky girl... eh?"

Thinking of something, the bad guy looked back and found that the target they had just surrounded, Xiaoyou, had already run to the edge of the woods with oil on his feet: "Although I don't understand what happened, it seems there is an opportunity to take advantage of it, so I'll go ahead and take advantage of it." Take one step and say goodbye before I send you off!"

"Hun Dan! Stop!" Wu Yeming roared angrily, but because of the members of the evil organization in front of him, he did not dare to chase after him regardless. He could only watch Xiaoyou disappear deep into the woods. "Phantom group! Are you going to let that guy go just like that? She is taking Yukira with her!"

"It doesn't matter." The blue-haired young man with a rose in his mouth said calmly, "Our mission target this time is just an iron dumbbell, so you don't need to worry about it."

"But you..." the red-haired young woman holding the rose in her hand said coldly, "will you hand over the elf obediently, or will you bother us to get it ourselves?"

"Hmph!" Wu Yeming grunted through gritted teeth, "It's not that easy to want my elf!"

"Aren't you going to get a fine drink for the toast?" Between the two members of the Phantom Group, a meow standing on its hind legs said with a bad smile, "Then after we kill you, we will get more interest. Meow?"

"Go, Rumble Stone!"

"Go, Da Shihua - wait! My opponent is over there, don't bite me!"

……

The little Youjian delinquents who hid in the woods were successfully dragged by the Meow Meow trio, and stopped before running too far. Take out the cross-dressing kit from your backpack...

A few minutes later, wearing a black trench coat, black breeches, black boots, and a hat, the only thing missing was a long silver knife... The heavily armed "Hunter D" flew out of the other end of the woods on a eagle, circled around and came to the trio. A place to fight the bad guys. As a result, I happened to see Wu Yeming commanding Metagross to use the thought mallet to knock the big food flower into the air. Without Xiaozhi, the IQ of the threesome seemed to have improved a lot. Kojiro jumped nimbly and dodged. A big food flower bloomed that was knocked back.

"Ha! Is this the strength of the Phantom Group?" Wu Yeming laughed proudly, "It's nothing special! In front of me, the top 16 of the Caiyou Conference..."

"(Crossword Bat, use the destruction death ray!)"

A dazzling red and white beam of light shot down from the sky and hit Metagross, who was about to give the Rumbling Stone the final blow.

"I'm really sorry that my subordinates are so incompetent." Xiaoyou jumped off Bi Diao's back when he was still some distance away from the ground, and landed firmly on the ground. "Then as an apology, I will try my best to make you lose consciousness without suffering too much pain..."