Pokemon that travel the wrong way

————Note: The title of this chapter is the product of cerebral palsy, cerebellar cramps, and brainstem atrophy after the author’s three views collapsed and his integrity became a zombie. It has no direct connection with the content————

"..." Wearing a small white beret, with long light green hair tied behind her head, a girl with long sideburns and neatly trimmed bangs, was using tears in her eyes, enough to make any gourmet sad and angry. As fast as my heart stopped, I threw all kinds of top-grade sushi in the square lunch box into my mouth...

By the way, this girl was wearing a neat black Rockets uniform, but she was similar to a dirty uncle with serious terrorist tendencies. There were extra red stripes on the collar and cuffs of the girl's Rockets uniform.

"Slow down, don't choke, no one will fight with you..." Xiaoyou comforted her mouth, but she held another lunch box in her hand, and kept putting the fried shrimps in it into her mouth. ——The result of this is that the green-haired girl devours the sushi--this description is not inappropriate at all--the speed of the sushi is getting faster and faster.

"#%*#￥%~&a;! (You are obviously trying to grab it!)... Woo!!"

It was obviously unscientific to eat at a speed that exceeded human physiological limits, so the girl naturally choked.

"Look, they say no one will compete with you..." Xiaoyou quickly handed over a bottle of juice and milk, and took the last fried shrimp in the lunch box into his mouth...

We didn’t mean it on purpose. After all, eating too much at one time for someone who has been hungry for too long is harmful to the body. It’s definitely not because I became addicted to Kojiro’s fried shrimp in Leaf Town...

……

"Huh -" Ten minutes later, the green-haired girl threw away the lunch box that was as clean as if it had been washed, put her hands together and took a deep breath: "Resurrection!"

"Then, let me introduce myself again!" The girl stood up straight, snapped to attention and saluted, "I am a member of Team Rocket's A-class special elite, number 007, Macchiato codenamed 'Black Lily'! Please take care of me when we meet for the first time." ! Captain Yurika! And I am extremely grateful for this life-saving grace!"

No matter the serial number or the code name, even the name itself is a bit awkward. The green-haired Rockets girl Macchiato is in high spirits at the moment. And then there are traces of healing...) The dying and haggard appearance when they first met was completely different - Xiaoyou almost suspected that if Macchiato really starved to death at the door of the kitchen, it would definitely turn into something like Sister Sadako or Aunt Kayako Such resentful spirits...

Or should I say, turn into a new species of ghost elf?

"Speaking of which, I have a question..." Xiaoyou thought for a while and asked, "I asked my elf to punch a hole in the outer wall of the crystal. Although it is indeed a bit troublesome for the crystal to regenerate itself, but If you just want to get out, you can just make a big enough hole in one go and jump out before it heals, right? How could you be trapped in there for so long?"

"This..." Macchiato, who is a Genki Musume, smiled sheepishly, took out two elf balls from her waist and threw them out together, "You will know just by looking at my elf... "

Two little elves jumped out from the white light emitted by the elf ball - a green spider thread ball with markings on its belly that resembled a human face, and a purple-black skull ghost shrouded in thick purple-gray smoke.

"The skills my thread ball has are poison needle, silk spinning, entanglement, spider web and poison caltrop." Macchiato pointed at the two elves and introduced their skills one by one. "And Ghost's skill is hypnosis. , Licking Tongues, Black Eyes, Curses, Dream Eaters, and Poison Mist. Basically...so..."

Xiaoyou can completely understand what Macchiato means: "Basically" all the elves in Macchiato know are control, negative status, continuous damage, and auxiliary skills, "so" they lack the ability to blast away crystals at once Wall, explosive high attack power...

Among the only direct attack skills, the damage value of skills such as Poison Needle is more reflected in the additional poisoning effect. The damage caused by hitting the crystal is probably not as fast as its regeneration speed. As for licking the tongue, it is even worse. No hope...the crystals are not cream pudding...

"Should I say that your elves are seriously biased?" Xiaoyou shook his head and said with a smile, "And the number is too small, right? As an elite-level team member..."

"We should gather at least six elves, right?" Macchiato chuckled nonchalantly, "Well, Captain Yurika is the reserve cadre designated by the boss. This is almost an open secret. It doesn't matter if I tell you. .The A-level special forces I belong to have different fighting methods from ordinary members..."

Macchiato pulled out a black metal lily from behind and turned it into a slender long stick with just a twist. The green-haired girl skillfully turned the long stick several times with one hand. After a pause, he poked a small hole in the floor: "The strongest combat effectiveness of our A-level troops is our own!"

"..." Xiaoyou was silent. It turns out that there are many humanoid elves in this world besides my sister and mother...

"Members of the A-level special forces rely on their own skills and various high-tech mechanical equipment provided by the headquarters when performing tasks, so they don't have many elves, and they all tend to be auxiliary." Here is Madge. Duo was still working hard to introduce the characteristics of his unit, and his proud look made people feel that this guy was just showing off. "Some of the more powerful members of the mythical beasts - well, such as a certain idiot with a blond hair - can easily kill several ordinary alliance trainers or a lot of wild elves without even using elves. explain……"

"But I couldn't break the crystal wall." Xiaoyou decisively decided to pour a large bucket of cold water with ice on it. "As a result, he almost starved to death."

"Woo!" The green-haired girl who was so proud just now that she almost stretched out her tail to shake it was immediately silenced by the blow, "I don't think I would expose the scars like this... I just didn't bring any explosive equipment... I just used them. A little research information, and I brought all the infiltration equipment, but I didn’t expect to encounter such a situation!"

"Yes, yes, it's not you that's wrong, it's the world..." a certain transvestite comforted without sincerity. <

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In short, Xiaoyou now has a humanoid, talking elf - combat power +1...

perhaps.

————The portable individual fighting stick GG-04 electric shock enhanced type specially designed for Team Rocket’s A-level special forces————

"Musashi, I have reunited with the members of the 'advance force' here. How is the situation over there?" After subduing... we mean joining Team Rocket's humanoid elf Macchiato, Xiaoyou moved while using The communicator is in contact with Miaomiao and his group.

In order to save some face for the A-class elites who almost starved to death, Xiao Youcai called Macchiato the "advanced unit" in the communication with the trio.

In fact, after stepping onto the second floor of the villa, Xiaoyou felt as if he had entered a different world. Corridors, rooms, doors and windows all disappeared. In the dark space, as far as the eye can see are criss-crossing dendritic crystal columns and large and small purple crystal balls that emit dim light. They are only made of a long row of suspended The winding stairs made up of long strips of crystals in the air... Such an environment made Xiaoyou couldn't help but worry about the safety of the trio - it seemed that being flown away by Pia was no longer a problem.

"We are making pretty good progress so far... Gududu... we are heading towards the top of the tower... Gududu... and we saw the elf named Yandi... Gududu... it is carrying a very A strange girl who seems to be able to transform, fights against Xiao Guitou and his gang... Gududududu..."

"...Musashi, what are you doing?" Xiaoyou said that she couldn't help but care about the series of suspicious "gurgling" sounds of water, "Are you swimming?"

"Well, this... is a bit hard to explain." Musashi's voice seemed to be very troubled, "Anyway, little... Captain Yurika will know when you come here..."

"Well, at least Musashi and the others didn't run into any big trouble." Xiaoyou, who was slightly relieved, ran up the crystal's suspended stairs with Macchiato.

At the end of the staircase connecting to the "ceiling" is a hole with bright light pouring down. After going up to the "third floor" from the entrance of the cave, the entire key scenery of Uno suddenly changed, from a dark and strange alien space to a "red" sky with white clouds, flowers everywhere, and an endless vast grassland.

"The scenery here is almost a replica of the 'green field' outside." Macchiato exclaimed in a low voice, "Except for this pink sky..."

Macchiato, who was locked up in the villa as soon as the crystallization phenomenon appeared, naturally didn't know that almost half of the green field was now covered by crystals.

On this flower plain on the third floor with a slightly weird sky background, like the previous strange space on the second floor, there is a floating staircase composed of long crystals, connecting a hole that appears in the sky - the passage to the fourth floor. mouth.

In this way, this copycat version of the green field does not seem to be as big as it seems...

"Um, Captain Yurika?" Macchiato suddenly said.

"...Ah, I saw it." Xiaoyou nodded slightly and looked at the three light blue elves that appeared out of thin air not far away. "It seems like we've been discovered."

Although the whole body is made of blue crystals, Xiaoyou can easily tell what these three elves are from their appearance: they have thick and long tails like reptiles, with a translucent meat ball at the end, and only the head. The sheep-like creature that has thick wool on its neck and its neck and is bare elsewhere is called Mianmian; the other one looks like a brown bear cub with a particularly large head, and a small crescent-shaped stripe on its face. The elf is a baby bear; the rest looks like a super mini version of an African elephant, except that it has no tusks and has thick cuticle protection on its ears and long nose. The name of the elf is also very straightforward, called Little Elephant...

These three elves were all elves that Xiaoyou had seen at the Elf Exchange Meeting in Leaf Town. They were elves unique to the Johto area that were exchanged for pets by ordinary people who were not trainers. Since they are not fully evolved elves, apart from their cute appearance - regarding this point, Xiaoyou has reservations about Mianmian - they are relatively weak in terms of combat effectiveness. However, it is hard to say whether the combat effectiveness of this "knockoff" made entirely of crystals is still consistent with the prototype. At least looking at the menacing posture of these three crystal elves, the possibility of being stronger in combat power than the genuine products is depressingly high...

"Um, Captain Yurika?"

"Yes, I understand." Xiaoyou stretched out his hand to his waist and gently pinched a few Poké Balls. "It seems that we can't easily get to the next floor without killing these walking glass crafts. Went there.”

"Well, that's not what I mean?" Macchiato shook her head and took out her metal lily that could be transformed into a long stick. "Captain Lilyxiang, you can go ahead and say - the crystal elf here Just leave it to me, Macchiato."

"...Can you do it alone?" Xiaoyou glanced at the green-haired girl next to him, hesitated for a moment, and then put the elf ball back in his hand. "Don't force it?"

"Speak with peace of mind!" Macchiato shook his hand and turned the lily into a long stick. The other hand took out a metal ring with four spikes arranged in a cross and a thin chain from somewhere. Come, and click the chain of the ring to the end of the long stick with the lily. "Don't underestimate the A-level special force, Black Lily No. 007!"

"That's not what I meant..." Xiaoyou shrugged, "I ate so much before, is it okay to exercise vigorously now?"

"...Ugh!"

ps1: In the special chapter of Mewtwo, A-level Domino No. 009 used a tulip-shaped long stick to fight a flying mantis. . Therefore, the humanoid elf troops are not all stupid. .

ps2: The lethality of eva theater q. . Anyway, after reading it, I silently threw q into the recycle bin along with the previously downloaded sequence and code and then emptied it. . Recently, the moral integrity of the zombies has collapsed. . Update Shenma. . possible. . perhaps. . perhaps. . It won't be very stable. .