Pokemon that travel the wrong way

"My friends are all here..." As the three crystal elves appeared, the brown curly-haired little loli took two steps back with fear, "Go away!"

With these words, Emperor Yan opened his mouth, and a purple flame was sprayed towards Xiaozhi, Xiaozhi and others.

"Is this considered a failure of the negotiation?" The little ghost jumped sideways to avoid the flames. "Then is it time to consider my approach?"

"No!" Xiaozhi, who was hanging on the neck of the fire-breathing dragon to avoid the flames, shouted with persistence, "Things haven't reached that point yet, please let me try again!"

……

A few minutes ago, after Xiaoyou appeared in disguise as Team Rocket, Xiaozhi and others explained directly and indirectly the cause and effect of the entire incident.

When Dr. Shuri Snowton disappeared in the ruins, his only daughter Xiaomi - the little brown-haired lolita present - somehow summoned the person her father had been studying in her villa. The mysterious elf is an unknown totem.

According to Dr. Shuri's research information, the unknown totem is an unscientific elf that can sense people's hearts and materialize them. The unknown totems, who sensed Xiaomi's inner desire for the care of her relatives, created this strange non-mainstream crystal tower for Xiaomi, as well as the Yan Emperor who is "Xiaomi's father".

Well, to call a wretched-looking elf like Emperor Yan "Dad", today's children's aesthetics are really curious...

As for Xiaozhi's mother, Aunt Hanako, she was simply captured by Emperor Yan to be the "mother" of Xiaomi Loli...

"In the end, everything that happened here was because of the fantasy of a preschooler..." Xiaoyou frowned, "This is really... I don't know what to say."

In other words, the Flame Emperor in front of me is just like the previous crystal elf, a knockoff created by an unknown totem? Xiaoyou thought. Is it just the difference between ordinary copycats and high-imitation copycats...

No wonder the flames emitted by this Flame Emperor are suspiciously purple, and no wonder it can speak human words like a meow, because it is an existence created by the unknown totem... In this way, Xiaoyou doesn't have to think about getting the Flame Emperor's Just a genetic sample.

So in the end, the only thing that is possible to get is the group of eyeball monsters in the room on the first floor - although the number alone makes people think that the thing is neither rare nor powerful, but at least it is better than going back empty-handed...

The so-called thief will not leave...ah!

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In short, Xiaoyou's opinion of "Now that we have found the source of the problem, just fly this copycat Yandi Pia and capture the little Lolita" was opposed by a group of people headed by the hot-blooded idiot Xiaozhi. Then Xiaozhi stretched out his hand with a caring expression, hoping to let the little Loli leave the crystal tower on his own.

Xiaozhi, you might as well get another Hulusi with reverberation stereo accompaniment with a hand crank...

The result was just like at the beginning, the little Loli flinched, and Xiaozhi was decisively sprayed by the angry Yandi father.

"Charizard!"

Charizard also fired a jet of flames at Emperor Yan without saying a word, but Emperor Yan jumped up and dodged it.

"Tsk" Xiaoyou curled her lips quietly, "The end result is not that we have to fight..."

In the blink of an eye, Charizard and Emperor Yan were already spraying red and purple flames back and forth. The explosion caused by the collision of flames - well, they are used to explosions caused by skill duels - so Sparks and sharp crystal fragments flew everywhere. Xiaomi Loli and Aunt Hanako, who were too close to the front because they were nervously watching the battle, were quickly pulled backwards by Xiao Youyan, and they were barely affected.

"...Xiaomi!" Seeing that he almost accidentally injured his "daughter" in the battle, Emperor Yan hesitated for a moment and was almost jumped by the fire-breathing dragon. So Emperor Yan decisively sprayed out a purple fireball, blasting a big hole in the crystal wall again, and then jumped out.

"Charizard, spray flames!" Xiaozhi rode on the back of Charizard and chased after Emperor Yan.

"Hurry!" Xiaoyou and the rest of the onlookers quickly ran to the wall hole and looked out, only to see Emperor Yan with his amazing power.

The jumping power jumped directly to the outer wall of the tower on the opposite side, and used the claws popped out of the limbs to run towards the top of the tower as if walking on flat ground on the nearly vertical wall. The Charizard took advantage of having wings and flew in the air to attack Yan Emperor with flames.

"Xiao Zhi's Charizard seems to have become a lot more powerful." Xiaoyou watched the Charizard spit out thick pillars of fire, and commented secretly in his heart. "The power and speed have been greatly improved...Miss Ji Ke is truly a professional fire-breathing dragon...breeder."

"Looking at it on the other hand, this Flame Emperor's performance is not very good. In terms of skill power, even the fire-breathing dragon can tie with it. The flame bird in the Orange Islands can completely destroy this thing for a hundred streets... In the end, it is just a high level. Can't the imitations be compared with the real ones..."

Just as Xiaoyou was thinking this, he saw a burst of fire from the fire-breathing dragon hitting Emperor Yan who was about to reach the top of the tower. Although fire skills are theoretically ineffective against fire elves, the physical impact of the flames has nothing to do with attribute resistance. Emperor Yan lost his balance under the impact of the flames, tilted his body and fell from the top of the tower. Now we have to face the multiple-choice question of "everywhere" or "turn into skewers"...

"Dad!!" Seeing Emperor Yan facing a crisis, the little Loli who was lying next to the hole in the wall shouted with tears in her eyes.

Then a miracle happened! Under the sincere call of his "daughter", the souls of Entei's three divine birds, three divine beasts, three toilets and three base saints were possessed. His domineering spiritual pressure, chakra and gourmet cells were fully activated, and he instantly evolved into the True Flying Wing Zero Type Entei Kai in mid-air. A positron city-breaking cannon directly blasted Xiaozhi and Charizard until nothing was left...

...Well, how is that possible?

With a swish sound, a huge smooth and flat crystal spike stretched out from the outer wall of the crystal that had almost completely surrounded the tower, giving the fallen Emperor Yan a place to stand. Emperor Yan then turned around and jumped upwards, and the same huge spikes appeared at the foothold of Emperor Yan one after another, allowing Emperor Yan to jump and climb to the top of the tower again.

"Charizard, use flame vortex!" After seeing that Emperor Yan had crystal spikes that were constantly thrusting out as a fulcrum, and his mobility was greatly improved, Xiaozhi also used his brain a little.

The fire-breathing dragon once again sprayed out a large stream of flames. This time the flames swirled and swept up the tower. As soon as Emperor Yan jumped to the top of the tower, he was surrounded by the flame vortex. As a result, he had to bite the bullet and completely sealed it in the flame vortex. Qian Li rushed out and jumped to the top of the opposite tower.

"Emperor Yan! Please listen to me!" Xiaozhi rode on the back of the fire-breathing dragon and flew to a height parallel to Emperor Yan and shouted loudly, "If you really think about Xiaomi, please calm down and listen to me..."

what is this? A row of black lines appeared on Xiaoyou's head. First give someone a slap in the face, and then ask them to calm down and listen to you? Xiaozhi, are you a white tyrant? Just wait and let Charizard fire a starlightbreaker... (Note 1)

However, Yandi obviously has no intention of "being lifelong good friends" with Xiaozhi. A super-large flame jet is Yandi's answer.

"You were wrong to let her stay in this place!" Xiaozhi did not give up, and continued to launch "mouth cannons" while letting Charizard avoid Yandi's attack. "What you do will only keep Xiaomi trapped in this place! Stay alone!"

"Roar!" I don't know if Emperor Yan was shaken or angry, but this guy opened his mouth wide and spit out a super-sized fireball.

"Charizard!" At this time, Xiaozhi also knew that he couldn't fight back without fighting. Charizard immediately sprayed out flames and rushed forward. It was just that the hastily ejected flames were obviously unable to cope with the huge purple fireball of Emperor Yan. They were pushed back bit by bit by the big fireballs, and they were getting closer and closer to Xiaozhi and Charizard...

"Big characters explode!"

A "big" shaped flame divided into five branches struck from the side, pushing Yandi's purple fireball aside and passing by Xiaozhi. The fireball hit the outer wall of the crystal behind Xiaozhi, causing a violent explosion. A cyan dragon-shaped elf with wide blood-red wings flew over against the backdrop of the explosion fire.

"You still can't understand the current situation, kid?" Xiaoyou stood upright on the broad back of the violent newt, with dark blue... short and medium hair flying in the wind. "Join me. If you don't beat this brain-burned daughter, this guy won't listen to you."

Note 1: Please insert the keywords "Takamachi Nanoha" and "making friends with sex" by yourself. .