Pokemon that travel the wrong way

"Open the door, open the door!" Xiaoyou gritted his teeth and stood in front of the door of the Golden Gym, which looked like a small gymnasium, and kept knocking on the door very rudely. "Someone is here to kick off the gym!"

After waiting for a while, the door still didn't open, so Xiaoyou started to kick them: "This is a gym, right? What kind of trouble is going on every day on holiday?"

Well, I need to remind you that it is the second day after Xiaoyou arrived at Manjin City.

Yesterday, Xiaoyou lost the direction of his life in the concrete jungle. He was forced to use the "idiot's way of finding the way", climbing over walls, ditches, trees and crossing the road. He found the Manjin Gym by walking in a straight line. . During this period, I endured Gengar's contemptuous eyes all the way, and was chased by at least two Junsha ladies on motorcycles along the way for ignoring traffic laws and trespassing into non-public areas - if Xiaoyou hadn't reacted quickly and used cross-dressing in time. The tool bag was fooled, I'm afraid Xiaoyou's dinner that day was the pork chop rice from Miss Junsha's police station...

After paying such a "painful" price to find the Manjin Gym, it would be great if I could have a good "battle" with the gym's trainer and get the badge cleanly... But it happened to be at the gate of the Manjin Gym. It was closed tightly, and there was a small sign hanging on the door handle——

"closed"......

There is a small line of text next to it, which basically means that the gym is on vacation, and the trainer of the gym has gone out to play. I don’t know whether he will come back tomorrow or next month...

Xiaoyou thought that in that situation, it was a very graceful act for him not to release a full team (six) of elves on the spot to launch a destructive death ray or a billion shock wave volley.

Fortunately, there was an elf center not far from Manjin Gym. Xiaoyou found this elf center without much effort without any more "flying over walls". With a lot of resentment, Xiaoyou checked in the room where she would stay, and handed the elf to Miss Joy at the center for recovery—well, three times.

Then the next day, today, Xiaoyou ran to the door of the gym early in the morning and started to "kick the gym" hard...

"Come on, come on!" Just when Xiaoyou kicked the door ten times in a row and began to consider the feasibility of releasing the Super Iron Tyrannosaurus Dazenga to knock on the door with an arm hammer or a tile cutter, the door finally came a hurried voice. "Stop knocking on the door, it will break!"

The door quickly opened with a burst, revealing a sporty energetic girl who was about fifteen or sixteen years old, wearing a white shirt and shorts with red edges, and her pink hair was tied into two short braids at the bottom of her head. Appeared in front of Xiaoyou.

"Are you the gym trainer of this Golden Gym?" Although she was unhappy, Xiaoyou still maintained basic courtesy in front of others. "I am Xiaoyou, a trainer from Zhenxin Town, and I am here to get the badge of the Manjin Gym!"

"Oh, are you the trainer from Zhenxin Town again?" The pink-haired girl's voice sounded like a baseball girl Xiaoyou had met before, with a thick local accent. "We are Xiaoqian, the gym trainer of Manjin Gym, that's right... But yesterday and today are both holidays at Manjin Gym? It's only two days off in a month..."

"Uh..." When the other party said this, Xiaoyou seemed to think it was not an unacceptable reason. After all, taking only two days off a month did not sound like he was lazy... The gym trainer was not a certain person. Employees of the jumping company...

It seems that I can only blame myself for not looking at the calendar when I went to the gym.

"Well, no matter what, you came all the way from the Kanto region, it seems a bit embarrassing to have you go back like this..." Xiao Qian, a pink-haired girl who calls herself a gym trainer, touched her head, as if she herself I was also a little embarrassed to let Xiaoyou run into the empty door. "And yesterday we also made an exception and fought against a trainer from Zhenxin Town. It would be even more unreasonable to refuse you..."

Well, Xiaoyou used her knees to figure out who the other trainer from Zhenxin Town would be...

"But if we fight you again today, our two days of vacation will be gone..." Xiao Qian held her head, seeming to be in distress again. "There are only two days of vacation a month..."

"Ah, how about this!" Xiaoqian seemed to be the type with a simple brain structure similar to Xiaozhi. Just a moment ago, she was holding her head and struggling to death, but in the blink of an eye she was jumping up and down again. "...Actually, we are planning to invite the trainers who challenged the gym yesterday to go to the Big Milk Tank Ranch today. Why don't you come too? When we get there, if we are free, we can just have a gym battle there!"

"Is this... no problem?" Xiaoyou was slightly startled, "The gym battle will not be held in the gym..."

"No problem, no problem!" Xiaoqian patted her considerable chest nonchalantly, "We are the gym trainer, and it is not up to us to decide how the gym battles are fought!"

Is this kind of gym really the top eight famous gyms in the Johto area mentioned in the alliance manual...?

……

Without thinking about it for long, Xiao You decided to go to that big milk tank ranch with Xiao Qian. But before going to the ranch, I have to go to the nearby elf center to find the trainer from yesterday.

"That guy Xiaozhi actually lives with me in an elf center...and I didn't see him all day yesterday..." Xiaoyou felt very incredible about this.

This transvestite subconsciously ignored the whole day she spent running around in Manjin City yesterday and the night she spent sulking in the dormitory of the Elf Center after breaking into the empty door of the gym - like this.

It’s incredible to get the talent.

"Ah, Miss Xiaoqian?" Xiaoyou pointed to the road ahead and said to Xiaoqian who was about to turn into the underground passage next to it, "The way to the Elf Center should be this way..."

"Hmph... If it were an ordinary person, of course he would take that path." Xiao Qian stretched out a finger and shook it proudly, "But we grew up in this city, and we have the life of "Fujin City". Miss Akane, who is known as "Map"! We are very familiar with every road and trail here. If we want to go to the Elf Center, taking this underground passage is the fastest shortcut, right?"

"I see..." Xiaoyou nodded and followed the "authoritative person" into the underground passage obediently...

Twenty minutes later.

"Eh?" Xiaoqian looked at the familiar door of her gym, the smile on her face was a little stiff. "Oops, it seems I accidentally remembered the fork in the road just now..."

"If you just take a wrong turn, you won't be able to return to the starting point..." Cold sweat began to break out on Xiaoyou's head again.

Thirty minutes later.

"Eh...Eh?" Xiaoqian looked around at a loss. In front of her and Xiaoyou was the largest department store in the city located in the city center... "Isn't it right? We remember that this road clearly leads to... …”

"..." Xiaoyou sighed, took out the map booklet from the bag and started to flip through it.

"Let's go in a straight line..."

As expected, Brother Xinchun was resurrected on the spot, and Expert Xin died without a burial place...

———Destruction of Death Ray———

"...That ranch is run by someone I know. The milk produced there is nutritious and delicious. It is very popular!" Xiaoqian led the way while giving Xiaoyou and the Xiaozhi who gathered at the Elf Center introduced the Big Milk Tank Ranch, with Xiaozhi's Pikachu still in his arms.

Although Xiaoqian is a very dangerous and ignorant road idiot, fortunately the ranch is built outside the city. After leaving the vast concrete jungle and the maze-like underground shopping street, even Xiao Qian knew to keep walking along the only road...

Speaking of which, the "animal husbandry" in the Chengdu area seems to be very developed. Xiaoyou had seen the Meili Sheep Ranch that raised a large group of yellow-haired and blue-skinned sheep long ago. Although I haven’t seen the elves raised at the Big Milk Tank Ranch in Manjin City yet, I can tell just by listening to the name and Xiao Qian’s introduction that they must be elves similar to cows...

"Ah, it's here."

After walking for more than ten minutes, long fences began to appear on the grass beside the road. Even if there was no obvious signboard, just by looking at the pink-furred elves inside the fence, which looked like cows but were as fat as pigs, Xiaoyou knew that his group had arrived at their destination.

"It really looks like a cow...although it's a little fatter."

After looking at Xiaozhi, I found that this guy seemed to have seen this kind of elf before, so Xiaoyou took out the elf illustrated book:

[Big milk jug, cow elf. The milk it produces with full nutrition is the best drink for the elderly and patients...]

[Big milk tank, normal system, special feature: thick fat (damage to fire and ice skills is halved)

胆气（用普通系和格斗系技能也可以打中幽灵系小精灵），种族值：hp95攻击80防御105特攻40特防70速度100总和490……】

"Eh..." Xiao Youpo was a little surprised when he saw the "more professional" information provided by the system, "The characteristics are good, and the race value is not low... It doesn't look like much, but I didn't expect it to be quite powerful. ?”

Of course, even if the big milk tank is an elf with good overall strength, Xiaoyou will not want to catch one...

Grandpa Havard, the owner of the Big Milk Tank Ranch, is an old man dressed like a western cowboy. Although he is old, he is very energetic. He was very enthusiastic after hearing that Xiaoyou and others were friends invited by Xiaoqian. He invited Xiaoyou and others into the house, and took out a large bucket of fresh milk: "Come on, don't be polite, drink as much as you can!"

Milk from the big milk jug, a by-product of the elf...

Xiaoyou picked up the cup and raised it to her eyes and looked at it carefully. It looked no different from ordinary milk - anyway, the illustrated book said it had full marks for nutrition, so it shouldn't kill anyone after drinking it, right?

So I put it to my mouth and took a sip...

Rich milky flavor, and...

[Using a large milk can of milk, hp+1]

Xiaoyou was stunned for a second, and then drank the entire glass of milk in one go as quickly as possible——

"Continued Cup!!"

"No problem! There is still a lot of it!" Xiao Qian smiled and picked up the milk jug and poured a large cup for Xiao You. She also mysteriously put it close to Xiao You's ear, "This milk is not only delicious but also nutritious. , and it can also promote physical development!”

"Huh?" Xiaoyou looked at the pink-haired girl with a strange expression inexplicably, and then noticed where the other person's eyes with a hint of sympathy landed - on the chests of herself and Xiaoxia who was sitting opposite her...

……

"Hundan! We are just talking about men!!"