Pokemon that travel the wrong way

Little elves like Pippi exist in Kanto, they are not very rare, and it is said that some people have witnessed UFOs piloted by Pippi...

However, Xiaoyou has never seen Pippi in person. Because in Xiaoyou's impression, Pippi's cute, chubby two-dimensional image is difficult to associate with ordinary animals, and Xiaoyou, who had just embarked on the journey, had not yet adapted to the system's three deceptions. Yuanhua…….

I imagined a pink Gengar... So Xiaoyou decisively avoided the Moon Mountain that was said to be rich in Pipi.

But now after seeing the skin released by Xiaoqian, Xiaoyou couldn't help but start to wonder whether the system had another seizure recently, or whether his own acceptance of novelty has increased?

As originally imagined, he has a round and chubby body similar to that of Gengar, two small black eyes, small but sharp fangs, and sharp claws on his short and fat hands and feet, with a web-like body behind his back. A pair of small wings and a big tail curled into a ball... The only thing that is different from what you imagined is that the body is not covered with naked (to be on the safe side to prevent **) exposed, wrinkled pink skin, but a Layer of fine pink short hair.

This immediately produced a qualitative change, right? In comparison, the pink meatball elf with an extra layer of fur is at least like a plush doll, while Jigglypuff, who has no fur and only one layer of skin, is more than a dozen pounds in size. The super watery big eyes look like a pink ET star visitor...

This layer of hair makes Pippi outstanding in terms of appearance - in Xiaoyou's eyes.

But now that we were in a battle, Xiaoyou couldn't lament this layer of fluff for too long and let the opposite Xiaoqian wait, so he quickly took a poke ball from his waist and threw it:

"Go, Heracross!"

The blue rhinoceros elf jumped out energetically - in the last gym battle, Xiaoyou forgot to use the special elf from the Johto area and didn't get the extra mission reward, so this time he sent the big beetle first. out. And Heracross, who has fighting attributes, is also very advantageous against the ordinary Pippi.

"Well, then..." Old Man Haward looked around, and after confirming that the trainers and elves on both sides were ready, he raised his hands and waved downwards, "The battle begins!"

"Pippi, use your finger wag!" Xiaoqian gave the instruction first.

"Wag your finger?" Xiaoyou was startled by the strange skill name, "What skill is this?"

I saw Pippi, who looked like a plush toy, raised two short little arms, stretched out a pointed little paw, and began to shake from side to side very rhythmically...

"..." Xiaoyou was silent for less than a second, "(Heracross, use) Horn Rush (rush up, and after getting close, use) Tile Cut!"

"Hera!" Without saying a word, Heracross opened the carapace on his back and showed off his wings. He lowered his head and rushed toward Pippi with his fork-like horn.

According to Xiaoyou's judgment, this strange and unexplained movement is most likely to get a buff, so naturally you have to rush up to the opponent when he can't move and beat him up so that you can tell others. Don't think that you are a magical girl. There is also the one who transforms into an invincible time horse...

"Does Miss Xiaoqian's Pippi only know how to waggle her fingers?" Xiaozhi, who was watching from the sidelines, asked with some doubts, "If I'm unlucky and use some weak skills, will it be bad soon?"

Xiaoxia on the left gave Xiaozhi a decisive look: "You guys are just lucky enough to meet Pippi wagging his finger and splashing water, what are you talking about?"

"Finger wagging is a very random skill," Xiaogang on the right also said with a serious expression, "Although there are sometimes weak skills, there are also powerful ones... Well, you see .”

Within a few words, Heracross had already rushed in front of Pippi, but at the same time Pippi's "buff application ceremony" was also coming to an end. The two little paws of the pink fur ball stopped shaking, and then pointed forward together, and a faint blue-white light lit up on the tips of the paws——

A large stream of blazing flames with five prongs at the top rushed out from the light at Pipi's fingertips. Heracross, who had his head lowered due to the horn attack, reacted a moment slower and almost rushed directly into the flames. …

Then of course came the "boo!" that the onlookers loved to hear...

"Why did a big character burst out of nowhere!?" Xiaoyou looked confused, "What about wagging your finger as promised?"

[Wag your finger, attribute: normal, type: change, effect: with special rhythm

By shaking his finger and stimulating his brain, Kanade can randomly use one of the skills recognized by most alliances. 】——

yBrush the existing system description.

"Oh, so a big character was randomly shaken out and exploded? I see, that's it..." Xiaoyou wanted to find something and throw it on the ground, "That's it, your sister! You cheated the system again! One minute earlier. It reminds me that I will be pregnant! You have to wait for me to be cheated before you jump out with hindsight, what kind of trouble are you going to make?"

"Huh... let's calm down!" Xiaoyou took a deep breath and tried to calm down, "This is random among hundreds of skills. If you are lucky, the probability of encountering a powerful skill that can restrain Heracross is It's quite low. It's just good luck this time! If you mess up your position like this, you will only play into the opponent's hands..."

Looking at the field, Heracross had staggered out from the thick smoke of the explosion. Although the dark blue carapace was blackened by the flames, I don’t know whether it was due to the additional attributes provided by the system attributes or because Pippi’s own ability value was not high, but Heracross was not surprised by this unexpected success. He was so beaten that he went straight to get his lunch box. Although the injury looked quite serious, it also triggered the Zerg alarm characteristic of the Great Horned Beetle...

Once Xiaoyou's Heracross triggers the Zerg alarm, he can successfully use the powerful Zerg-type move that was originally too low-level to use—Million Power Horn Strike.

only……

"Well done Pippi! Keep using your fingers!" Xiao Qian's voice came clearly through the smoke.

Obviously on the other side of the thick smoke, that cheating Pippi must have been shaking its little paw again...

"(Don't be afraid, Heracross!)" Xiaoyou didn't intend to let the stuffed toy across from him continue to engage in its cult rituals leisurely - what if something messy came out again. "(That stuffed toy is just a moment of good luck! Go ahead and use) Million Power Angle Attack"

"Hera!!" Heracross, who had inspired the Zerg's alarm characteristics, fell to the ground on all fours, his sharp claws dug deeply into the grass, and the forked horn on his head expanded in a full circle in a burst of dazzling white light. After being prepared, Heracross flapped his wings and kicked on the grass at the same time. He dispersed the smoke like a unicorn... and flew toward Pippi menacingly.

It's a pity that it was still a beat late. It seems that the fact that he successfully performed the finger-wagging skill and severely damaged his opponent gave Pippi a great encouragement. This time, Pippi's finger-wagging technique was significantly faster, and the result was once again completed before Heracross' attack could reach him. "Ritual"... And the skill that will be shaken out in this finger-wagging lottery is...

The skin on the grass suddenly disappeared! Heracross's ultimate move missed. !

It's teleportation!

Xiaoyou almost took out a poke ball from his waist and threw it.

After all, Heracross had been taught by Little Youtiao*. He reacted very quickly and immediately stretched out a front paw to grab the ground, made a 180-degree turn, turned around and continued to charge, and Pippi appeared in Heracross as expected. Directly behind La Crosse.

but. Still the same but...

"Pippi, use finger wagging continuously!" A certain pink-haired gym trainer seemed to be planning to carry out this disgusting tactic of trying his luck to the end.

Heracross's million-power horn attack charges for the second time!

Pippi shook her finger and created a shadow clone! One Pippi suddenly turned into a row of Pippi, and a million powerful horns hit one of the Pippi's bodies without any hindrance, ss!

Heracross, who lacked AOE ability, had to use the shadow clone under Xiaoyou's instructions, and then a group of unicorn fairies lined up and rushed towards the stuffed toys that were also standing in a row - anyway, the shadow clone would be able to do it as long as it came into contact with it. disappear.

Pippi continued to wag her fingers...

Shake out hypnotism...

One of the charging Heracross stopped and lay on the spot snoring. The remaining big beetles collided with the pink fur balls, and the wind turned into a cloud of smoke. Although the shadow clones of both parties were completely destroyed, Heracross was sleeping, while Pippi was wagging her fingers in disgust for the fifth time...

"Xiaozhi..." Xiaogang asked in Xiaozhi's ear, "Do you still feel that wagging your finger is weak now?"

"..." Xiaozhi's mouth has not been closed since the big character burst. "I feel now that I was so lucky when Pippi jumped out of the water while fighting the Fireball Rat..."