Pokemon that travel the wrong way

Looking at the shining golden figure of a middle school student at the door, Xiaoyou had the urge to punch the wall.

The system is definitely intentional again! Otherwise, it’s just an NPC. How about using a character as deceptive as the mother-in-law Jin Shining? Is this mocking me for watching Fate but traveling through time as an elf? That must be the case!

In full view of everyone, Jin Shining... To be precise, Niang Shining walked straight up to Xiaoyou and raised her head, looking down at the sad and angry little pseudo-mother in front of her at a 45-degree angle: "Bastard, do you dare to summon me?"

"Huh?" As soon as Shining Shining opened his mouth, the onlookers were all dumbfounded. Of course, Xiaoyou took it for granted: Since it is Jin Shining Shining, it would be abnormal to not be so average...

Without waiting for Xiaoyou to react, Niang Shanshan grabbed Xiaoyou's collar and walked to the stairs on the second floor: "Stop talking nonsense and get the matter done quickly. I'm still waiting to go back and watch the new show!"

"What?" Xiaoyou was also confused at this time: Did we just hear something terrible?

In the corner of the hall on the second floor, there is a strange machine. At first glance, it looks a bit like a machine that transports Poke Balls, but there are two grooves for placing Poke Balls. Without saying a word, Niang Xingxian dragged Xiaoyou to the machine, spread her hands and said, "Bring it up!"

"Uh, what?" Xiaoyou didn't respond.

"Stupid bastard!" Niang Shining stared at Xiaoyou with contempt for a paramecium, "What else could it be? Of course it's the elf ball that you bastard wants to communicate and exchange with!"

"Yes, yes..." Paramecium obediently offered Ghoststone's Poké Ball.

Niang Shining grabbed the elf ball, stretched out her hand and snapped her fingers. The space behind it fluctuated, and an elf ball decorated with exquisite patterns and made of gold and silver emerged from the air.

Zhou Fangyounei's face was filled with excitement: The king's treasure, the elf ball summoned with the king's treasure, I always feel that Sajia's life is worth it...

As soon as the golden elf ball came out of the space, it shot straight towards Xiaoyou. Xiaoyou used all his strength to catch the elf ball and avoid the fate of having his nose broken. He lowered his head and looked at the golden elf ball in his hand——

Friendly comment from the system: [Golden ball. The special elf ball for Hero King Gilgamesh increases the capture success rate of mythical beast-level elf by 1000%, but has no effect on non-mythological beast-level elf. (How could the King’s Poké Ball contain a piece of junk!)]

Well, it's very pornographic and violent.

"Don't be in a daze, you bastard!" Niang Xingxuan snorted coldly, "Hurry up and put the elf ball into the switch!"

Xiaoyou quickly put the golden ball into one groove of the machine, and Niang Shining also threw the ghost ball into another groove, and then pressed the switch. I saw two straw-like devices extending out of the switch, sucking the two balls in amid bursts of electric arcs. Then all kinds of incomprehensible values ​​on the machine flashed randomly, and the straws spit out the two balls again - —Of course the ball's position has been swapped.

"Is this the end?" Xiaoyou asked as she picked up the red and white elf ball in front of her.

Niang Shining picked up the golden elf ball and threw it back. The ball made ripples and then disappeared. "Otherwise, what else can we do? Of course it's over. If you dare to disturb me again in the future, I will use ea to blast you into scum." .”

After saying that, the mother turned around in a flash, and her whole body turned into a piece of golden powder and disappeared.

[Achievement Obtained: Communication Evolution! Evolve the elves through communication and exchange. Random attributes +2 (Defense +1, Special Attack +1)]

As soon as Niang Shining disappeared, several trainers ran up from downstairs: "Where was the blond girl just now?"

"I just went downstairs, didn't you see?" Xiaoyou, who has Busan Film Award-level acting skills, acted extremely calmly.

"How is that possible?" The trainers were not all idiots, "We just came up from downstairs!"

"But he's not here either?" Xiaoyou spread his hands. There is not much space on the second floor, and there is no place to hide people. Xiaoyou is not worried about what these trainers can do to him - unless you can catch him. Go to the Hall of Valor...

The trainers searched the second floor but couldn't find Jin Shining. Although they were unwilling to do so, they had to disperse.

When there was no one on the second floor, Xiaoyou took out the ghost ball and threw it lightly.

After a burst of white light, Ghost Stone still appeared in front of Xiaoyou, but then the dazzling light of evolution burst out from Ghost Stone again. In the light, Ghost Stone's appearance began to change little by little...

Xiaoyou squinted her eyes, imagining what Ghost Stone would look like after evolving into Gengar: The image of the round-headed, chubby, cunning little ghost in the illustrated book was no longer expected. I just hoped that the new image wouldn't be too scary. But as for that kind of two-dimensional image, even if it’s scary, it should be better than the ghost stone, right?

When the light dissipated, Xiaoyou looked over subconsciously, and suddenly a mouthful of blood choked in her throat.

The appearance of Gengar is not much different from that in the illustrated book. It has the same round, purple and black solid body as in the illustrated book. At most, there are wisps of smoke diffused from the sharp corners of the head; it is as short as in the illustrated book. The hands and feet are just that the claws on the hands and feet are extra sharp; the same red eyes and teeth that are not sharp as in the illustrated book...

Just like your sister! The blood-red pupil in the middle of the dark eyeball exudes an aura of madness from the inside out. Just one more look at it makes people feel chilled to the bottom of their hearts; in addition, the pupil is split to the waist (considering Gengar's size) ...) The bloodshot teeth in his big mouth, and the ominous blood-colored light emanating from the lips and teeth...

& nbs

p; There is no doubt that this is the face of the emperor of horror movies, the source of terror, the bane of nightmares...

If Ghost Stone is still relying on its appearance to scare people, then Gengar Nima is the emperor of temperament!

But there is no time to complain about the system, Xiaoyou is now facing the biggest crisis in her life!

The unexpected evolution made Gengar extremely excited, and when he saw the frightened Xiaoyou next to him, Gengar immediately opened his mouth wide and stretched out his long, snake-like forked snake. , with a big tongue dripping with blood, he rushed over with a ferocious smile!

"Wait! No, don't come over—"

"Kou Jie Kou Jie Kou Jie~~"

"Ahhhhh!!"

The two auspicious eggs ran upstairs when they heard the screams, and found that it was just an elf hugging the owner and acting coquettishly. So they breathed a sigh of relief and turned around and went downstairs. They did not notice the pale face and face of the owner being held by the elf. Foam at the corner of the mouth...

Paralysis resistance level 3 played its role very faithfully, Xiaoyou was simply stunned, huh.

……

"..." Xiaoyou wiped her face for the nth time after waking up from a coma. Although Gengar is classified as a shadow elf in the Elf Encyclopedia, he is still essentially incorporeal. It's just that the blood-red tongue is too lifelike, giving Xiaoyou the illusion of being licked with blood all over his face.

"Koujie..." Geng Gui sat next to Xiaoyou dejectedly, with faint blood drops in his eyes. Once again, he brought down his master, causing Gengar to fall into an emotional low again.

Xiaoyou glanced at Gengar, a trace of hesitation flashed in his eyes. Long-term contact made Xiaoyou understand that despite his terrifying appearance, Geng Gui is actually like a simple child with a lively and cheerful personality, and she can be said to be the closest person to Geng Gui. For Geng Gui, Xiaoyou's disgusted expression is more lethal than any elf's trick... Thinking of fighting side by side during the journey (Characteristics: By any means necessary...), Geng Gui's efforts when challenging martial arts and sundaes... …

It’s not Gengar’s fault that it looks scary! It's Tokiomi who's wrong... No, it's the system!

Xiaoyou gritted his teeth: "Gengar!"

"Mouth?"

"I won't hide or run away!" Xiaoyou stood up and opened his hands towards Gengar, "You are my first elf! Even if I despise the whole world, I will not despise you! Let me lick whatever you want! Lick. My tongue has long been used to it!"

"Kou Jie!" Geng Gui rushed over with blood in his eyes. Xiaoyou closed his eyes subconsciously, only to feel a long cold object brushing against his face: In fact, if you don't look at it, it's not that hard to accept. Well……

[Beep! Features: Paralyzing Trap Upgrade! Paralysis resistance lvx: The resistance to the paralysis effect is increased by 200%, and physical strength will be restored after being attacked by the paralysis attribute (Gengar's tongue feels like a Thai massage... very comfortable!)]

[Achievement Obtained: Characteristic x! Improve a characteristic to x. All attributes +1, money +200]

————Licking tongue that defies heaven————

Xiaoyou held another communication exchange coupon in his hand and stood hesitantly in front of the switch.

After accidentally upgrading the characteristic of paralysis to Come out and lick yourself.

Now Xiaoyou is thinking about a cheating question: If I use the exchange coupon to call the NPC again, will there be another fateful heroic spirit?

The previous Niang Shining caused a commotion, but she was fooled by it. If another heroic spirit comes, such as a muscular man wearing a "Grand Strategy" T-shirt or simply a large group of men in black wearing skull masks, Xiaoyou will I really want Sparta.

After much hesitation, Xiaoyou decided to use the exchange coupon. After all, once the elf evolves, its strength will basically increase like a rocket. And doesn’t the system say that NPCs are refreshed randomly? I won’t always have the same luck, right? Judging from my past experience, my luck is definitely D...

If it were e, he would have been licked to death by a ghost on the first day...

[The NPC is being generated, please do not move the position at will for the time being]

Xiaoyou stood next to the switch and looked at the stairs nervously.

Ta, tap. There were footsteps downstairs, which sounded like leather shoes.

Xiaoyou breathed a sigh of relief, at least it wouldn't be the emperor or the assassin team...

Wait, can't relax! Xiaoyou quickly shook her head, that girl Shining also came in casual clothes!

Soon, a slender figure appeared at the top of the stairs——

Coming up the stairs was a middle-aged man. Wearing a crisp crimson suit, he was holding a cane with a huge ruby ​​in his hand. His taupe hair and beard were meticulously combed, and he had an elegant smile on his lips. His whole person exuded an aristocratic aura.

The middle-aged man nodded elegantly to Xiaoyou and took out a Poké Ball with a gem on the button: "Your Excellency Zhou Fang, I, Tokiomi Tokiomi Tohsaka, have been invited by Your Excellency to come here for the communication exchange ceremony. It is a great honor for me."

Xiaoyou: "..."

Didn't we say it before, it wasn't Tokiomi who was wrong, it was the system.

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