Pokemon that travel the wrong way

[The chapter names, as always, have nothing to do with the content. . 】

Which elf of the elf trainer Zhou Fangyou, who was born in Zhenxin Town and won third place in the Kanto Alliance Quartz Competition, has the strongest attack?

This is really a difficult question to answer. After all, among the hundreds of elves in 17 types that have been discovered so far, the damage caused by the same skill to two elves with different attributes may be very different - maybe Gengar's face will be smeared by a shadow ball. You can make the super elf lose some skin even if it doesn't die, but change the target to Xiao Qian's big milk jug...

But if you change the search conditions to the strongest in terms of pure strength, then the answer will come out immediately. So Xiaoyou did not hesitate to throw the Poké Ball of a rock-ground compound elf that pretended to evolve after exchanging messages with some lolicon uncle, and then privately took illegal drugs of unknown origin to cause genetic mutation. Got out...

"——Martial God Equipment Attack·Dazenga, see you!"

Then... the Super Iron Tyrannosaurus easily killed the big milk tank.

There was no thought of the 4-round battle that turned the colors of Shenma, Tianhun, and Dark Mountains. In fact, under Xiaoyou's command, the Super Iron Tyrannosaurus just ignored the rolling of the big milk can and calmly used two rounds of rock blasting in succession. Compared with the standard battlefield, the grassland, which is more fragile, soon became full of large and small potholes and gravel under the attack of rock blasting. Then, no matter how reluctant the big milk tank was, the environment changed from the F formula The fact that the Tao became the surface of the moon still inevitably greatly slowed down the rolling speed.

Without speed, there is no power, and the rolling attack without power was lifted into the mid-air by the drugged Drill Master with one million-power angle attack, and he also added a rock cannon...

k.o.

"Ah... the tactics have been completely broken. Xiaoyou, you won cleanly." After the battle, Xiaoqian, who had taken back the elf, walked up to Xiaoyou with a smile, and took out a square from her pocket. Fang's beige badge came, "Here, this is the proof of successfully challenging the Golden Gym - the official badge..."

[Official badge: hp +1/increases the power of normal skills by 10% (when placed in the badge box)]

"Oh, thank you..." Xiaoyou reached out to pick up the badge, but missed it. "Eh?"

"But this is not a standard gym competition venue after all, so whether to issue badges or not ultimately depends on the judgment of the gym trainer!" Holding the square badge in his hand, the pink-haired gym trainer revealed "Evil" smile. "Hehe...if you want a badge, just give me the secret to keeping your hair smooth!"

"...Why are you still struggling with this?" Xiaoyou said with a black line on his head, "I've already said it's hereditary..."

"We don't believe it!" Xiao Qian shook her head vigorously and came to Xiaoyou pitifully. She moved her raised ponytail up and down with her fingers, "as hard and sharp as a blade." "Our parents don't have hair as strong as ours! They don't have hair as hard as wires! We obviously use shampoo every day..."

"Uh..." Xiaoyou moved her head back to avoid the sharp "weapon" coming at her: "Can I ask what brand of shampoo you use?"

"The circle bear sign."

"..." Xiaoyou quickly opened the system mall and quickly found this shampoo brand with a suspicious-sounding name in the daily necessities column - although it seemed very deceptive when posting the task, the system was generally However, it has always performed well in product updates. After arriving at Manjin Market, I quickly copied the complete product list of Manjin Department Store...

[Circle Bear Shampoo: Using a special formula, it can comprehensively strengthen hair texture from root to tip. It is suitable for people with too soft hair to improve hair quality. (Advertising slogan: Use Circle Bear Shampoo to make your hair style more backbone!)]

"What... why do you use this brand of shampoo?" After reading the system's evaluation of this shampoo, Xiaoyou suddenly broke into a cold sweat...

"Because it's the Circle Bear brand? Circle Bear is one of our main players!" The pink-haired female idiot replied matter-of-factly, "It's a pity that there is no Big Milk Can brand..."

If you use this shampoo every day, your hair will turn into a murder weapon, okay? Can’t you even see the clearly written instructions on the shampoo bottle “This product is a functional product to improve hair quality, please do not use it for a long time”...

"...Change this brand." Xiaoyou sighed deeply and randomly picked out a shampoo from the mall list that was said to have the effect of smoothing hair.

"Water Elf card? No

want. "

"Huh? Why?"

"Water elves are water-type elves. We are gym trainers at the Manjin Gym, which is famous for using normal-type elves. How can we use the brand of water-type elves?" Idiots always have inexplicable persistence in inexplicable places. .

"...Then I can use this one, the Mao Laobao brand, right?"

"Does this make your hair soft?"

"It's better than the circle bear anyway."

"Really?"

"real……"

"Are you sure? You won't lie to me?"

"...I'm really lying to you, just use the trap bear until you die..."

……

In short, Xiaoyou finally succeeded in tricking the pink-haired gym trainer into going to the department store to buy shampoo and got the gym badge. And a system that is very diligent in updating daily necessities has once again demonstrated its laziness and hindsight in updating tasks——

[Side mission: "Gold-filled Grand Slam!" Completed. Reward: hp +1, free attribute +4, skill learner: rounding, rolling]

[Meet the trigger conditions of the regional mission: "Chengdu Alliance, a New Beginning", and receive an additional free attribute +1. 】

————Rock Cannon————

The morning after returning from the Big Milk Tank Ranch, Xiaozhi was having breakfast in the restaurant attached to the Elf Center when he was met by a man with a slicked back hair, a mustache, a floral shirt and sunglasses, and his behavior was quite gay. The fat man was kidnapped to see the goldfish...er, let's say, to do a radio interview for a column about trainers who have obtained official badges - even though Xiaozhi himself didn't seem to be very interested, because it seemed that the host Guangbo was a pretty girl Therefore, my sister was sold out by her teammates without hesitation.

As for Xiaoyou, because she obtained the badge not at the gym but at the Big Milk Tank Ranch and the interview was limited to one person at a time, she was not packed away together. She was leisurely wandering around the Manjin Department Store. Here, it was very unscrupulous to take the free trial food for breakfast... What was even more unscrupulous was that this guy also used a transformation kit to disguise himself into different appearances, and ate it over and over again, and even let a certain The ghost-type elves, who also have no lower limit, launch surprise attacks from under the table from time to time...

So the store clerk who faced the fierce middle-aged aunt could only wonder why today's tasting products were so consumed, while she kept replacing the empty plates with a troubled face...

"Hmm, free food just tastes different..." Xiaoyou walked away from the tasting counter for the nth time as if nothing had happened, slowly chewing the fried shrimp in his mouth, "This can be regarded as helping meow meow." They took revenge - who made those store clerks so cunning, deliberately putting high-priced products and free samples together, and marking the price tags so small, no wonder the trio were fooled..."

"Hi, everyone~"

"We are Duduli Tang~"

"Good afternoon everyone, meow~"

The loudspeaker in the shopping mall blared the radio broadcast content, which was said to be the recently popular "Pokemon Street".

"Ahem!" Xiaoyou almost choked to death on the fried shrimp when he heard the voice. "Is this... Musashi's voice?"

Apparently, the so-called ventriloquist group "Du Du Li Tang" who was being interviewed on the radio was officially a trio of idiots from the Phantom Troupe - God knows how they got into the radio station. The host of the program, Ms. Kurumi, continued to praise their superb ventriloquism skills, while Miao Miao said that this was not ventriloquism but that she was talking. Then she was beaten by Musashi and Kojiro with sandwich punches... Kurumi still cooperated at the same time. The ground burst into laughter...

Poor Meow Meow... No one believes it these days, to be honest.

Wait, speaking of which, Xiaozhi was also invited to this show for an interview. In other words, these two groups will meet on the radio?

"Uh, okay, I can foresee what will happen next..." Xiaoyou shrugged, "I hope the receiving tower in Manjin City is stronger and won't be demolished by blast like the elf center in Tokiwa City. .”

ps: In July, overtime ends. . But I really didn’t expect that it would be so difficult to get back into shape after being lazy for a month. . Woo. . Coding is so painful. . Dear readers, please forgive me. .

ps2: Here’s some bad news. . June 6, Planetside 25 global military exercise. . I was captured by the Earth Republic to serve in the military. . So what. .