Pokemon that travel the wrong way

"Ah, you're back so soon?"

After a round of lies and lies, they successfully obtained Uncle Sakaki's promise, "As long as the clear water you bring out shows sufficient value, I will do it as you suggest." Xiaoyou and his party returned to Miss Luna's cabin. I happened to bump into Xiaozhi and his team who were panting and dragging the canoe ashore.

"Well, this is because the water quality of Qingcheng River has attracted a lot of insect-type elves to live nearby." Xiaogang explained with a wry smile on his face, "And here, Xiaoxia happens to be not very good at dealing with it. Insect elf..."

"Oh..." Xiaoyou looked at Xiaoxia, who had a burning expression, and even her whole body almost turned gray, and nodded pretendingly. "I see."

……

"Ah!" After drinking a large glass of clear river water, Xiaoxia barely came back to life. "I'm so sick of the waterways and bugs here..."

"Is there any other way?" Xiaozhi asked, holding a glass of water. Obviously he still didn't want to spend a week here.

"There are no ways." Xiaoyou interrupted at this time.

"Hey, what's the method?" Xiaozhi's eyes lit up and he asked hurriedly.

"Breakthrough head-on!" Xiaoyou stretched out her finger and pointed at the mountain wall outside the window, "Just go over Qingqing Cliff!"

"This is the most unfeasible method." Miss Luna shook her head decisively upon hearing this, "Ordinary people cannot climb Qingcheng Cliff..."

"But we are not ordinary people, we are mountaineering experts!" Xiaoyou stretched out a finger and shook it confidently, "We are here to climb over this mountain!"

"Oh!" Xiaozhi suddenly became "burned" and ran to Xiaoyou excitedly and asked eagerly. "Then, can you take us with you?"

"Well, um..." Xiaoyou touched her chin as if thinking about it, "Okay!"

"How can this be done!" Miss Luna immediately became anxious upon hearing this, "What a nonsense! How could you bring..."

"But!" Ms. Luna's words were interrupted loudly by Xiaoyou, "After all, Qingcheng Cliff is a difficult mountain that has never been successfully climbed. It is too dangerous to directly take laymen to climb the mountain! So you must make some preparations. !”

"That's it..." Hearing Xiaoyou say this, even Xiaozhi calmed down a little. "So what preparations should be made?"

"First of all, mountain climbing is different from ordinary hiking. You must have suitable equipment!" Xiaoyou stretched out his hand and pointed out a finger. "Specialized hiking boots, mountaineering picks, rivets, hooks, cables... These things are obviously not sold nearby and must be specially ordered. The budget is about 3000 yuan!"

"Eh!?" Xiaozhi felt as if a bucket of ice water had been poured from head to toe, "It's so expensive!"

"Then, while waiting for the mountaineering equipment to be delivered, my companions and I will conduct a detailed investigation of the terrain of Qingcheng Cliff!" Xiaoyou pointed out a second finger, "This is also for the purpose of successfully climbing to the top of the mountain. The necessary preparations took...about two days!"

"Uh..." A slight rattling sound came from Xiaozhi's body, and his whole body seemed to turn into a stone-like gray-brown color.

"Finally, we have to train you in mountaineering knowledge!" Xiaoyou pointed out a third finger, "At least we want you to become mountaineering beginners instead of mountaineering victims! Depending on your learning efficiency, you need to... …Three days to a week!”

"Why is this..." Ash in the petrified state was shattered into pieces and weathered, unable to rise again. "Isn't this longer than waiting for the bus..."

"Yes!" Miss Luna also understood that Xiaoyou was deliberately discouraging Xiaozhi from climbing the mountain directly. "So let's just wait for the bus next week."

Hehehehe, Xiaozhi, just stay here and drink water obediently, and don't come in the way of our secret operation...

A certain cross-dressing girl who succeeded in her conspiracy was snickering.

……

Boom boom boom!

"Excuse me, is anyone there?" A voice that sounded a little slurred came from outside the door along with a knock on the door.

"Here it comes!" Miss Luna quickly stepped forward and opened the door, "Who is it?"

"Good morning--" Standing outside the door were a man and a woman dressed as travelers. Among them, the girl with spring-curled blond hair was smiling and making the "V" sign. "You're kidding! It's almost bedtime!"

"...Huh?" Miss Luna looked at this girl who seemed to be a little out of line. Translated in a more straightforward language, she said: Isn't this a mental illness?

"I'm sorry, can I complain here for one night?" A tall young man standing next to the off-line girl asked with a polite smile. Although he is handsome with thick eyebrows and big eyes, he is gray

The fluttering coat and slovenly look on his face really detracted a lot from his points. "My name is Beni Silina..."

"Beni Silina...ah!" Miss Luna was obviously surprised when she heard the name, "Is it that famous doctor of medicine?"

"You must be Miss Luna Casson, right?" The bearded MD smiled, "I often read your elf papers..."

Then the girl with glasses and the scumbag guy started introducing each other and complimenting each other...

It turns out that Ms. Luna is not the administrator of Qingcheng Cliff Station... her job is as a natural researcher who investigates the natural environment in Qingcheng Cliff area. Dr. Beni Silina, a bearded medical man, discovered that the water of the Clear River is rich in components beneficial to living things, so he came to investigate the source of the river water...

Xiaoyou's face looked very ugly.

A large part of the reason for this is that I didn't expect that I had just discovered the clear water with magical effects, and in less than a day, a doctor of medicine appeared to steal business? Cheating system, are you sure you didn't create this thing specifically to disgust us?

Another part of the reason is that when these two people appeared, Macchiato quietly told himself that the spring-curled blond girl Domino who came with Dr. Beni Silina and claimed to be from the National Elf Research Institute was herself. The early investigation members that one party wants to contact are members of the A-level special forces number 009, "Black Tulip"...

In fact, Xiaoyou had this hunch when she heard Domino introduce herself in a hoarse voice - after all, the name is so similar to Macchiato and Nobel...

Macchiato, Domino, Nobel... It sounds like a killer family from the Republic of Bartokia... (Note 1)

However, although according to Macchiato, this master, master, master, master, master, master, master, master, master, master, master, master, master, master, master, master, master, master, master, master, master, master, master, master, master, master, master, master, master, master, master, and master, in terms of acting skills, is too disappointing, right? Not to mention the tone of voice that makes people's skin crawl all over the place. Since it's the National Elf Research Institute's disguise, why don't you show off the scholarly temperament of a researcher? Don't exude a strong second-rate temperament and act silly and cute, okay? You will make people doubt the academic level of the National Elf Research Institute...

By the way, when Domino introduced himself, Xiaogang's "estrus mating syndrome" broke out again, and as usual, Xiaoxia was skillfully and forcefully treated while muttering "Don't do the same thing three times in one day." …

After some conversation, Miss Luna's face didn't look very good. But unlike Xiaoyou, Miss Luna is worried that after the efficacy of clear water is made public, people will flock to it for the water, causing damage to the natural ecological environment here.

So Miss Luna had to use the excuse she had used several times, "Qingcheng Cliff is steep, precipitous and difficult to climb due to the unpredictable weather" to try to dissuade the bearded man from his desire to research...

“Crackling——!!”

Suddenly, a string of firecrackers was thrown from nowhere, and the sudden explosion attracted everyone's attention.

On the balcony of the wooden house, I don’t know when a spotlight was cast. Under the light, there was a pair of men and women wearing white uniforms, posing... at least they looked very stylish - the young man among them had a mouth. With a rose...

Oh, by the way, there is a meow standing next to him, with his front paws crossed on his chest and his head bowed in a deep posture.

Xiaoyou had the urge to cover her face.

"Since it's said that 'it's too difficult to climb that mountain'——"

"On the contrary, it is normal to want to challenge!"

The men and women in white recited strange lines loudly in an opera-like tone while constantly changing their postures under the spotlight, while the maverick meow was also tapping the rhythm with cat paws and wooden blocks from time to time... …

"To prevent the truth from being taken away——"

"To protect the world's treasures——"

"The obsession to implement illusion and reality!"

"Cute and charming villain!"

"Musashi!"

"Kojiro!"

"We are a phantom tour group traveling in fantasy!"

"Spider, spider's footsteps will never stop!"

"That's it, meow!"

Cold field.

"Captain Yurika..." Macchiato couldn't help but whispered into Xiaoyou's ear, "Although it looks familiar...is there such a guy in the Phantom Troupe branch?"

"Can I say I don't know them..."

Note 1: This is the family in "Hunter .