Pokemon that travel the wrong way

(Warning: When writing this code, the author once again destroyed the moral integrity of zombies, cerebral palsy, cerebellar cramps, and brainstem atrophy. The content of this chapter may cause the image of some characters to collapse. Please consider reading carefully.)

"Once upon a time, there was an expedition team..."

Because Team Rocket's reputation had just dropped to a very low level with a hot-blooded boy, Xiaoyou had to tell the story about Mewtwo in detail in order to win the trust of this hot-blooded boy. Of course, there will be some minor "artistic processing" on some details.

"This precious amber fossil passed through several times and finally fell into the hands of a genetic technology scientist..."

The trait of talking a lot unexpectedly comes into play here. Originally, "Team Rocket used the genes of the legendary elf Mew to create the artificial elf Mewtwo, but then Mewtwo defected." Xiaoyou spent fifteen minutes to weave it into a plot that was heart-breaking, with laughter, tears, love and hate, a wonderful story - if it weren't for the fact that Chaomeng himself was still being raped in the ball of light outside. *And placed in y, if you pay more attention to the time, Xiaoyou has a chance to adapt this story into a 90-minute movie script...

"...As a result, the elf named Mewtwo left Team Rocket?" Fifteen minutes later, Xiaozhi asked dizzily after being fooled to the point where bubbles were forming on his head.

"Yes, that's it." Xiaoyou nodded. "Then Mewtwo escaped to the new island where it was born, used superpowers to build a castle there, kidnapped the local Miss Joy, and then anonymously summoned many trainers to go to it..."

Although I did not receive the invitation letter due to the "special love training" given by her mother, Xiaoyou still knew to some extent what Chaomeng did during that time through the information from Team Rocket afterwards, so it would be nice to tell Xiaozhi about it. Can speak vividly.

"...In the end, Mewtwo left the new island with all the cloned elves, and went to an unknown place - here - to start a secluded life, and everyone involved in the incident, including Miss Joy, seemed They have lost the memory of those few days... We can only speculate through the records retained by the machine that this is the result of Chaomeng using some kind of large-scale superpower."

"Speaking of it this way, it seems that I went to that island for some reason at first..." Xiaozhi rubbed his head as he recalled, "Then I stayed there for a day and then came back inexplicably... Could it really be that... Like you said, I also landed on the new island and was attacked by Mewtwo?"

"According to records, the group of replica elves on this island now were created by Chaomeng based on the elves held by the trainer who originally landed on the island." "Think about it, is there anything in it? Where’s the elf you have?”

"Uh, really!" Xiaozhi recalled the clone elves he saw at the lake before, "Pikachu, Charizard, Squirtle, and Bulbasaur all have them!"

"Ah! My Kodak has it too!"

"And the same goes for the Vulpix that Miss Xiaoxue entrusted to me!" Xiaoxia Xiaogang felt her presence angrily.

"But even if this is the case, you shouldn't torture Mewtwo like this, right?" However, Xiaozhi was not fooled so easily this time - what a surprise, it was obviously just a 9.

"If it was just a simple defection, our leader wouldn't be so angry..." Although Xiaozhi successfully resisted the first round of deception, Xiaoyou, who is so talkative, will not reveal his flaws easily, " Although it is not easy to build a huge secret base deep in an inaccessible forest, and many important documents and information were lost as the base was destroyed, this is not the most important reason! It is the leader Very important personal belongings in one of the rooms were also destroyed!”

"Important personal items?" The audience pricked up their ears as if they had heard gossip news.

"That's it..." Xiaoyou deliberately lowered his voice and spoke in a protracted tone. He rolled his eyes and thought of a suitable reason - although it might be a bit misleading. "Photos of the leader's first love!"

"Nani!!?" x4

"...Huh?" x1

In short, what follows in the mouth of a certain transvestite is that the leader of Team Rocket, Boss Sakaki, has rich emotional experiences that are enough to be filmed in an eight o'clock serial that kills women between the ages of fifteen and fifty. In terms of the main plot, Xiaoyou decisively chose the story of a poor boy and a rich girl who fall in love at first sight as the main plot, and then added the roadside hooligans, NTR rich second generation, snobbish parents, etc. as branch plots... and the ending is naturally a lover. After being torn apart, the heroine was forcibly taken away by her family and flown to another country, while the hero was beaten half to death by a rich second generation and thrown into the garbage... After several years of hard work and hard work, the male pig foot finally succeeded in his career (Team Rocket) and was ready to take back The sweetheart, unexpectedly discovered that the heroine, who had survived three kidnappings, five amnesias, seven car accidents, nine terminal illnesses, and sixteen falls from heights in the previous plot, had died of the flu...

In view of the law that ten lies must be used to make up for the loopholes in a lie, Xiaoyou, who was always talking about cheating, did not know what he was talking about in the end - at least if this kind of thunderous plot is really made into a TV series It’s definitely not the audience’s tear ducts that come to kill, but the eyeballs or something like that…

Well, luckily Boss Sakaki himself is not here, otherwise Xiaoyou might be asked to clean the toilets in all Team Rocket branches...

But fortunately, this is the world of Pokemon, and people here are generally relatively simple...

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" "I didn't expect that in today's materialistic society, such unforgettable love still exists! Xiaosheng, Xiaosheng, I am so touched..."

"..." Xiaoyou quietly wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. Xiaogang Children's Shoes, your reaction seems to be a little big...

Not only Xiaogang, but also Xiaoxia was crying while holding the eggshell star Togepi. In comparison, Dr. Beni, the scumbag, and Miss Luna, the bespectacled girl, are much more mature... Wait, Luna Miss, why did you turn your back and wipe your eyes just now...

"What are you doing?" Well, Xiaoyou said that at this time, Xiaozhi's rough nerves showed benefits. "Why are everyone acting so weird?"

It's just that it's time to show off...

"Xiaozhi! You don't know how to read the atmosphere!" Xiaoxia used a noise attack on Xiaozhi!

"Such a touching love, Xiaozhi, don't you feel anything at all?" Xiaogang used a preaching attack on Xiaozhi! <

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"After all, he is still a child..." Dr. Beni looked at Xiaozhi with contempt!

"Xiao Zhi, you have to be compassionate..." Miss Luna gave Xiao Zhi a look of disappointment!

The wild Xiaozhi is dying...

"That's long-winded! Anyway, saving Chaomeng is the most important thing now!"

"That's right now," Xiaoyou said to smooth things over, "it's better to get Chaomeng out first..."

What a risk, I almost forgot about the real thing...

———Hypnotism———

The process of escaping from a house under house arrest is ridiculously simple.

Under Xiaoyou's quiet order, which was approved by Boss Sakaki, first the Rockets who were responsible for guarding the door suffered from food poisoning. One by one they ran to the toilet and never came back. After leaving the room, all the Rockets they met along the way They would also yell in a pretentious manner, "Oops! I forgot to turn off the gas stove in the room!", "No! I have to quickly collect the clothes hanging in the backyard!", "Oops! I forgot to forget the new show that just came out!" He made some inexplicable excuse like that and ran directly in the opposite direction to Xiaozhi and his group without saying anything...

"This..." With such a sad performance, even Xiaozhi could tell that something was wrong, and couldn't help but look at "Captain Yurika" who was following behind with pained eyes.

"So..." Xiaoyou shrugged and smiled indifferently, "Our leader doesn't really want to do anything to Chaomeng, he just can't help but submit in front of Chaomeng. So I ask you to be brave and courageous." What a kind person!"

After crossing half of the base (under construction) without anyone blocking them, Xiaozhi and his gang successfully arrived at the lakeside battlefield that had turned into a moon surface. As expected, there were still no Rockets around. There were only robots with an "Eight-Gate Light Sphere Array", and the robots that had been tortured for more than eight hours, and with the injuries they sustained in the previous battle, they looked like they were already exhausted. Mewtwo with less air intake...

"...What should I do?" Seeing Chaomeng's look like Jesus being tortured, Xiaozhi's soul of justice suddenly burned brightly, so he turned back to ask those who were following him all the way...

"Hey, where is Miss Yurika?"

"Bang!" A small stone gently hit Xiaozhi's hat. Looking in the direction where the pebbles were flying, I saw that the blue-haired Team Rocket sister had been hiding behind a big rock not far away at some point, followed by an elf who looked very similar to Mewtwo. …

A headset-type walkie-talkie with blue light slowly floated in front of Xiaozhi. Xiaozhi looked at Xiaoyou's gestures and put the walkie-talkie on his ear.

"After all, I'm still a member of Team Rocket. If I help you openly, I will still make the boss lose face." Lily Xiang's version of Xiaoyou's voice came from the headset, "This red light ball position requires the support of eight robots at the same time. Maintain, as long as you find a way to stop the operation of one of the machines, the entire energy field will collapse."

"That's it, I understand..." After getting the method, Xiaozhi and his gang immediately stepped forward and surrounded a robot. "But it doesn't look like there's a switch or anything like that..."

"Damn it! In that case..." Xiaozhi gritted his teeth, "Then just knock it down and hit it!"

Boom! Xiaozhi bumped into the iron shell of the robot - the robot shook slightly...

Xiaoyou, who was hiding in the shadow, almost hit the rock where he was hiding.

Feelings are Xiaozhi's "personal" impact! ? Where is the elf in you? Can't we all just unleash a round of concentrated fire to knock this robot out instantly?

"Why are you going to hit it yourself?" Xiaoyou almost yelled at the walkie-talkie, "Use your elf skills, dear!"

"That's right!" Xiaozhi, who suddenly understood, took a few steps back, "Pikachu, use one hundred thousand volts!"

Ash's Pikachu jumped up and released a thick, shining electric current in mid-air, hitting the robot. This time the robot trembled more obviously, but it still kept functioning.

"Do it again, Pikachu!"

"Pickup!"

"Looks like you still need my help... Really, we have already led them to the robot that was smashed by Mewtwo..." Seeing that Xiaozhi seemed to have made up his mind to let Pikachu "fight "Yes, Xiaoyou shook his head slightly. "(Yameng, use telekinesis to adjust the angle of that robot...)"

"..." The silent artificial elf's eyes lit up, and a blue light flashed on the robot that was enjoying Pikachu's "charging attack" - this ray of blue light was very inconspicuous under the attack of one hundred thousand volts - and the position of the body was suddenly adjusted. The hour hand rotated about thirty degrees. Although the spherical crystal on the robot's head immediately adjusted its position to ensure the stability of the light ball in the air, the purpose of the telekinesis was actually to expose a small crack in the iron shell behind the robot to Pikachu's attack. In range...

A strong electric current of one hundred thousand volts immediately invaded the inside of the robot along the cracks, burning out the delicate circuits inside. The robot trembled violently, and crackling electric sparks erupted from all over the body, and then exploded into a ball of fireworks with a "BOO!" .

After losing one robot, the energy of the light ball shooting Mewtwo in the air was naturally no longer able to maintain balance. The chaotic energy recoiled back along the traction light, and soon detonated the remaining seven robots one by one, and Mewtwo also It fell down in the air...

"Successful!" Xiaozhi cheered.

"I'll choke you!" Xiaoyou was dumbfounded. "You really can't blame me for this! No one told me that if I dismantle one, the others would follow suit and play 'Sacrifice for Love'..."

ps: Because I wasted a lot of extra brain cells needlessly to spoof Boss Sakaki's "Love History", and then I discovered the animation of xy, so I spent an hour and a half coding on Bilibili. . Please forgive me for being weak-willed. .

ps2: Xiaozhi’s luxurious lunch is newly added...I mean the luxurious lineup of Xy Yusanjia Water Frog King. . Xiaogang's eyes narrowed inexplicably with joy. . The favorability level suddenly reached the level of a fire fox that evolved into a menopausal aunt. . The appearance of the ninja after three stages of evolution is also very good. . But it is said that the scarf is a tongue? ?

ps3: I think of Xiaozhi’s Yusanjia. . Again, a moment of silence for Squirtle, Bulbasaur, Crocodile, and others. . The evolution success rate of Yusanjia in Xiaozhi's hands is really bad. . Mr. Frog, are you evolving or not? .

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