Pokemon that travel the wrong way

Yuanzhu City in the afternoon. //High-speed update//

In this city where retro style is the selling point, people usually choose to find a quiet place during this break, prepare a pot of tea and some refreshments, and appreciate the fresh tea fragrance while comprehending the ancient tea ceremony. A quiet and elegant heart.

Only today...

"Ah la la la la la la -"

Well, the tranquility and elegance of Yuanzhu City at noon were completely destroyed.

The one who shouted with a loud and powerful voice was a tall and burly red-haired muscular man with a thick beard. This muscular man wearing a "Grand Strategy" T-shirt is currently standing on a strange-looking two-wheeled chariot pulled by two particularly majestic black... Kentaros, grabbing with one hand. Holding the reins, he roared all the way through the streets of Yuanzhu City.

"Ah ha ha ha! What about me, my 'Mighty Wheel' in this world?" The macho uncle known as the King of Conquerors let out a heroic laugh while asking a petite ( Compared with the two-meter-tall macho man), the pale-faced girl... Oh, the boy asked. "It really took a lot of effort to find these two shining Kenteros!"

"It's so cool, powerful, domineering, high-end, and upscale!" Xiaoyou, who was held up by the collar with her feet dangling in the air, gritted her teeth and shouted in a low voice, "But please get rid of the motorcycle behind you first, okay?"

"The Kenta Roman chariot in front of me, let me tell you again!" As if echoing the words of the transvestite trainer, Miss Junsha's voice came again from the motorcycle not far behind the chariot, "You have already Seriously disrupting the public order of this city! Stop making unnecessary resistance! Pull over immediately and release the hostages in your hands..."

"Idiot!" The Conqueror King turned around and shouted, his voice no less loud than Miss Junsha who was holding a trumpet in her hand. "This is a treasure that I am proud of! Don't call it such an inferior name!"

"Ahhh..." Xiaoyou covered her face with her hands in sorrow, "I'd better give up the treatment..."

……

The reason why Xiaoyou appeared on the King of Conqueror's chariot and in Yuanzhu City was naturally because the Great Emperor had to fulfill his obligations of communication exchange, and Yuanzhu City was the nearest place with a communication switch.

But it should be mentioned a little bit that this is not because Xiaoyou managed to survive for one minute under the elf version of "The King's Army" - at least Xiaoyou himself didn't feel that he had survived...

In fact, when the mighty elf army that could barely be seen rushed towards him with force, Xiaoyou's first reaction was to release Gardevoir and try to use teleportation to stay away from the terrifying wave of elf. . But...

"Nima!"

So Xiaoyou could only do the next best thing, summon a fossil pterosaur, and take advantage of high-altitude maneuverability...

Then thousands of fire-breathing dragons, eagles, big-billed birds, and big-billed bats flew up from the opposite side... The two sides started a series of unique "games" in the air...

For example, there are jet flame barrage grazing games, lightning and fire and Yanhui grazing games, as well as fast star and air blade grazing games, etc...

In addition to the bullet-bumping game, Xiaoyou has also developed some more novel gameplays, such as shadow clone hide-and-seek gameplay, strange light bumper car gameplay, gravity ropeless bungee jumping gameplay, etc...

If you keep playing like this, Xiaoyou still has every hope of persisting for more than one minute. But the crux of the matter is

This is not the boss's wave of wild elves with flawed IQs, but a huge wave of well-trained domestic animals... After the emperor gave the order, all the elves who had evolved to their final form came in splendor. An n-stage volley of destructive death rays... A completely covering blow with high quality and quantity, leaving Xiaoyou with no room to dodge. After using protection to withstand two rounds of blows, he was blasted down without any suspense. ——It lasted a total of one minute and one second, and Xiaoyou had to admit that this seemingly cheating red-haired emperor had indeed let go...

……

Anyway, the plot playback is over. In Yuanzhu City, under the command of the King of Conqueror, two black Kenteros used their speed skills together - don't ask me why Kenteros are so fast. The magical flashing elves are not something we ordinary people can imagine. Self-presumption - She immediately distanced herself from the motorcycle chasing after her. Even though Miss Junsha was unwilling to give in, she could only bite her handkerchief and accept this fact:

Before, I could only follow behind and eat ashes, but now finally... I can't even eat ashes, Hun Dan!

In the Elf Center, thanks to the retro architectural model of the house, Uncle Redbeard finally did not drive the "ox cart" directly into the lobby on the first floor of the Elf Center. Instead, under Miss Joy's surprised eyes, he seemed to be carrying A certain Clock Tower student carried a certain transvestite all the way to the second floor as naturally as a student and found the communication switch...

And Xiaoyou finally knew how the "King's Military Power", which could not even be described by cheating, was stuffed into a Poké Ball:

"Judging from the size of the king's army...the current capture success rate of this thing is probably even the master ball will be completely exploded, right?" Xiaoyou held the edgy elf ball with a black line on his head.

What made Xiaoyou even more confused was the communication exchange process...

Usually during communication exchanges, the big screen of the switch will have an animation effect of the silhouettes of the two elves swapping positions. But this time, the screen didn't know if there was something wrong. It was dark. Nothing is displayed, and the exchange duration is extremely long...

Xiaoyou quickly realized that it was not that the screen was not displayed, but...

"Well, it's because there are too many elves inside..."

Fortunately, after more than three times the duration of previous communication exchanges, the switch finally spit out the two Poké Balls again.

"In this way, my mission is completed." Uncle Conqueror King picked up his bug elf ball, "Well, I think my little ster should also buy the limited edition game CD by now... Then goodbye, little girl !”

"..." Looking out from the window on the second floor, Xiaoyou could see the Conqueror King laughing as he walked out of the Elf Center gate, jumped on Kentero's version of the "Divine Wheel" and whipped away. A few seconds later, a dozen fine cars with flashing lights roared past the gate of the Elf Center under the leadership of Miss Junsha...

Then Xiaoyou calmly took out the cross-dressing kit, hastily made up his image to look like a passerby with a big bag on his head, then hid all the elf balls around his waist in the system backpack, and found a corner Lie down and wait for Miss Joy from the Elf Center to come to you...

That's right, we are just a victim of soy sauce, and have nothing to do with the muscular guy downstairs...

It is said that in the next month, the Yuanzhu City Police Bureau deployed their efforts in the surrounding areas to arrest a bosozou nicknamed "Red Beard" on charges of damaging official business, seriously disturbing public order, defying police officers, and kidnapping hostages. , snatch the elf...

ps: Black Tea committed suicide this morning. He mistakenly ate forbidden food, which caused digestive system failure. I didn't care to code. I just ordered some tap water to cope with the problem. I'm sorry. .