Pokemon that travel the wrong way

"(Iron-clad Shell, use) Shadow Clone!"

After breaking out of the shell, the ghost-faced shell with increased attack and speed quickly split into a dozen identical phantom clones. The Jedi counterattack from the opposite side also missed the main body, leaving nothing but a puff of light smoke. Get.

"Water cannon!" Like a high-pressure faucet, a powerful water column was sprayed out, easily hitting the opponent's elf's thick body that was a perfect target, ruthlessly taking away the opponent's last bit of physical strength.

"The long-haired pig has lost its fighting power! Kyuubi and the Iron Shell win!" On the sidelines, the butler who was a guest referee raised his hand and declared, "Therefore, the champion of this year's 'Goblet of Fire' competition is player Zhou Fangyou from Zhenxin Town!"

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In the semi-finals an hour ago, Xiaoyou used a flame vortex and a substitute's unscrupulous deception tactics to take away Axun's poorly named fire beast in a wave of concentrated fire. Although the Big Steel Snake still fought bravely after that, smashing the entire venue into bumps, but after all, 2v2 battles cannot be fought with passion. After a hard battle, the Big Steel Snake finally sacrificed his life heroically (fog) and died heroically for his country. (Dense fog)…

The next hour, Xiaoyou sat in the stands, listening to a defeated red-haired trainer's mutterings about "I will beat you next time", and watching a group of workers wearing construction site helmets being eliminated. The second team will fill in all the holes on the field, and then start another group of semi-finals...

As a wild animal that relies on instinct to act, everything about long-legged and short-skirted horses is just a cloud, and beauty traps are of no use to fools! However, the beautiful elder sister in cool clothes also said that people do not rely on their figure and face to play the game from the beginning. No matter whether the opponent is a crazy guy or a gay, they will use their strength to beat you... After a lively and noisy battle, the long-legged Royal My sister successfully killed the wild animals and advanced to the finals.

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In the finals, Xiaoyou, who had not watched the game seriously enough before, suffered a lot.

The elves used by Big Sister Long Legs are fire elves and long-haired pigs. The Fire Elf is the evolved form of Eevee using the Fire Stone. It has bright crimson fur and golden mane. Among all the weird evolved forms, its shape is the closest to Eevee's appearance. It's just that the original small After the size of the fox dog is enlarged, it no longer looks cute. As for the long-haired pig...if I hadn't seen the exposed pig snout and two curved things that were probably tusks, Xiaoyou really wouldn't know what the big mess of brown hair balls looked like. What is...

Of the two elves, Xiaoyou knows that the fire elf has the property of igniting fire, but the long-haired pig has the relatively rare property of thick fat, which reduces the damage to fire-based skills by half. (Xiaoyou: Shouldn't it be burned if it has too much fat? Is it so fierce? Why is the damage reduced by half...) So Xiaoyou, who did not carefully read the information in the illustrated book, suffered a loss and let the long-haired pig rush into the flame whirlpool despite the damage. An earthquake almost knocked out the Nine-Tails. Shock comes...

After learning from experience and lessons, Xiaoyou put away his heart of underestimating the enemy - to be precise, he was angered - Xiaoyou decisively started all kinds of unscrupulous tactics. For example, Xiaoyou suddenly discovered that in addition to the obvious fire suppression skills such as icicle needle, rock blasting and spike cannon, the armored shell actually has many other useful skills... So Kyuubi burst out with a big character, The fire elf, who had the ability to ignite fire, couldn't help but rush up to "buff" him. As a result, after triggering the attribute, he was poured out by a water cannon from the armored shell that broke his shell before he could show off his power. He finally managed to hold his breath without falling down on the spot with his good special defense ability. Kyuubi, who had acquired a good sword, used a magical power lightly...

The remaining shaggy pigs... A certain transvestite said how agile a pig can be? Coupled with the fat body like a living target, the armored shell regained its breath and used water cannon again to free the long-haired pig that was burned to death by the will-o'-the-wisp... ko.

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"Next, competition prizes will be awarded to all finalists in the official competition..."

After the competition, it was naturally the awards ceremony that all contestants had been waiting for. The trainers happily walked up to the podium one by one and received a shiny fire stone from the wealthy host in the shape of a head of state. A few impatient trainers put the fire stone on the fire elf who was just one step away from them on the spot, while more trainers carefully put the stone into their backpacks, preparing to keep it for themselves. used by relatives and friends.

Axun, who was obviously not short of money, took the Fire Stone and looked around hesitantly: "The commemorative coin is more interesting... If I exchange this stone with those trainers who have not passed the preliminaries, it should be good. Is there anyone willing?"

Uh-huh, this damn rich guy.

Because of winning the championship, Xiaoyou was the last one to go on stage to receive the award. And when the transvestite, who was somewhat depressed because she did not receive the system task in the end, walked to the award podium, she noticed the big golden trophy containing the Fire Stone (Xiaoyou: It's definitely gold-plated! Absolutely!) It's already empty...

Eh?What's the situation?

"Similar to previous competitions, the contestants who are shortlisted for the official competition will receive a Fire Stone as a reward..." The smiling uncle of the head of state said loudly with a microphone, "And the champion of the competition will receive a precious prize carefully selected by me. share!"

oh oh? A precious prize?

A certain transvestite's ears suddenly stood up.

The uncle took out a beautifully decorated small box and said, "This is the championship prize of this competition - a mane of the legendary elf Yandi!"

"!!" The onlookers in the audience were in an uproar - among them, the local residents of Hyuga Town were relatively calm: this year's championship prize, the wealthy uncle, was as generous as ever!

Oh oh! Entei's mane!

A certain transvestite's eyes suddenly lit up.

Although because they had plucked the feathers of several "Camissa horses" in the Orange Islands earlier, Team Rocket's research institute currently has no shortage of fire-type divine beast-level genetic samples. However, you must know that Xiaoyou obtained it from a certain ice-type animal The "Camisama" there received additional benefits...

If the feathers of the Freezing Bird can be sold for money, then the mane of Emperor Entei can also be sold, right?

That was a good item that the Black Heart System purchased for a five-digit price—although the Orange Islands were taken away that time.

Debt paid off...

But this time we have no debt! It’s just that the money is tight because of the shopping at the mysterious merchant!

No wonder the system didn’t give you a task—such a reward would be worth the fuss if you didn’t have a task!

So Xiaoyou happily took the box and posed very cooperatively for several guys dressed as reporters in the audience to take pictures...

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After the show ended, Axun ran over excitedly: "Xiaoyou! Let me see the mane of Emperor Yan? I've never seen this thing before!"

"Humph, since you sincerely requested..." Seeing how excited Axun was, Xiaoyou decided to be merciful and not tell him that in fact, he had not only seen the living Emperor Yan but also beat him up - —Although it is actually just a crystallized avatar...

Xiaoyou took out the box and opened it. Inside, there was a large ball of fluffy, soft, cotton-like white mane lined with red silk.

"Oh——" Axun opened his eyes wide and made a sound of admiration. "I have seen relevant information at home. This white one should be the mane on Emperor Yan's back, right? It looks very gentle..."

"Well, this... is indeed... very gentle..." But Xiaoyou's voice sounded a little wrong?

That’s because the system kindly provides item descriptions that only a certain transvestite can see:

[Finely processed wool: It is reprocessed from the best part of the wool of the wool of the wool sheep. It is soft, smooth, cold-proof and warm, but it has almost no practical value due to its small weight. (About 0.025% of Yandi’s mane was mixed into the process and was sold as a valuable collection to the fire elf collector Shidler) System recycling price: 50]

Nima egg!

The wool of the baili sheep!

Any pasture you can find in the Johto area will be filled with the wool of Meili sheep being raised in droves! There is more wool from the Meili sheep than Kentero in Kanto! There are so many trainers in the city who are embarrassed to use the wool of the Meri sheep!

The system purchase price is 50 yuan! This eye-popping low price is probably due to the 0.05 real Yan Emperor hair!

Oh, and that 0.025% true Emperor Yan hair! Even if this amount is used to extract the Yan Emperor gene for the Rockets Research Institute - let alone the superiority of this thing's gene and the "Camisama" of the Orange Islands - it's terrible to get one piece of wool from such a big ball. Finding 0.025% Yandi hair one by one sounds like a pain in the ass! And what to say? Counterfeit prizes obtained after hard work in the competition? It feels so embarrassing...

No wonder the uncle with the mean smile on his face would be so generous in taking the parts of the legendary elf as prizes. Most likely, this guy thought of giving this thing away after he found out that he had been deceived and bought a fake...

Although he really wanted to throw the box in his hand to the ground and go find that cheating tycoon from the head of state - even his name is very similar - to have a good argument, but at the moment Axun is staring at this thing with bright eyes. And how can I prove to that rich guy that this big ball of wool is fake? Although I have a systematic explanation, so I know it, but this is not a reason to say it casually...

Maybe this is also the plan of the fat man with a side-parted moustache. Anyway, it is a legendary elf that almost no one has ever seen. You can't provide any evidence to prove that it is a fake...

"Hey, Xiaoyou!" Just when Xiaoyou's face was full of confusion, he saw Axun holding his hand with gleaming eyes, and said excitedly, "How about giving me the hair of Emperor Yan? ?The price tag is not a problem!”

"...No problem!" A certain transvestite answered without hesitation!

"I know that this fur is a very precious thing! But it is really very attractive to me who aspires to become a powerful fire elf trainer! So I can still negotiate the price and I can save it. If all the New Year's money is not enough, you can still talk to your family... eh?" Axun was still doing his "persuasion work" incoherently, and it took him a while to react. "You said no, no problem?"

"Yeah, no problem!" Xiaoyou smiled so hard that his twelve teeth were shining, "This thing is not of that much value to me. If you like it, Axun, what's wrong with giving it to you? Just use your prize Fire Stone in exchange!"

"How is this possible!" The red-haired girl waved her hands quickly, "How can such a precious thing be replaced with just a fire stone..."

"It's a precious treasure to you, but to me, it's just a ball of hair that can't be eaten or used." Without saying a word, Xiaoyou stuffed the box into Axun's hand, and at the same time put the box in Axun's hand. Put the fire stone into his pocket. "A treasure is only considered a treasure in the hands of those who cherish it!"

In Axun's view, exchanging a fire stone that can be bought anywhere for a small amount of money for the legendary elf's items is a bargain that is too big to accept, but for a certain pretending to be generous, it is It's just a cheap deal of 50 for 2000 - after all, there really is Yandi's hair in it! We are not sincerely lying, right?

And if the Axun Family Blade finally identifies this thing as a fake... We are just an ordinary trainer who knows nothing, and the hatred value will definitely be calculated on the uncle of the head of state who used this cheating thing as a prize to deceive people. wrong?

Of course, even if there is no reaction from Axun's family in the end, the Phantom Group will also react... It is said that the fat man is a collector, right...

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"...Then, I'll accept it!" After hesitating for a long time, Axun accepted Xiaoyou's "kindness", carefully put the "Fire Emperor's Mane" into his backpack, and then solemnly thanked Xiaoyou. "I will remember this kindness, and I will definitely repay you when I have the chance!"

"Ahaha, it's nothing..." Xiaoyou said with a forced smile.

The grateful eyes almost made me feel guilty...

ps: In the previous chapter, a reader complained that it was unscientific for the armored shell to use a spiked cannon to fight the fire beast. . So changed to rock blasting. . As for using icicle needles to hit the big steel snake instead of using water skills. . Please understand that little yooooo has developed the bad habit of giving priority to skills with chain effects when using armored shells due to their characteristics. .