Pokemon that travel the wrong way

A small elf center.

"Okay, your elves have all recovered. Please put away the elf balls~"

"...Ah, thank you, Miss Joy." The trainer who came to recover the elf looked at Miss Joy with a sunny smile with suspicious eyes, but in the end he took the elf ball and left without saying anything.

"Tch, what's wrong?" When the trainer walked out of the center, the smiling "Miss Joy" in front of the counter suddenly put on a troubled expression and sat down on the chair behind her. "Don't all the Miss Joys in other elf centers do this... Well, I forgot that there is another 'Qixing' here..."

"If you put it this way, it's no wonder that no trainer complained before about why Miss Joy wears gloves..." "Miss Joy" looked at the "excess" that was still on her hand because she had no time to adjust the details. "Accessories", and a ghost-type elf wearing a ghillie egg suit floating around excitedly...

"No one said anything even when the 'Geely Egg' was flying... How weird is it that Ms. Joy here fell to the ground?"

————The Roar of Time————

Earlier, Xiaoyou, who inexplicably broke the elf illustrated book with a sneeze due to some unknown inhibitory power, received a limited time mission to rush to the nearest elf center to repair the elf illustrated book.

When it comes to traveling, generally speaking, there is no faster method than a straight line in the air... Although some elves have a recognized skill called teleportation, that is mostly limited to places where the elves have been. If you need to "load" when moving to an unfamiliar place, it would be great fun if the coordinates are slightly off and half of your body is buried in a stone - it is said that there is a delinquent girl in a place called Academy City who uses bandages as underwear. I suffered from mental disorders due to similar incidents.

However, this time's limited-time mission said that the reward depends on the remaining time, and the mere coordinate deviation is not a problem for a "motivated" transvestite——

Xiaoyou held an elf ball in her hand, and then gave an order to Gardevoir who released it from her sight: "(Sylvanas), use teleportation! The direction is 15 degrees north, the distance is 12 kilometers, the altitude …Lift 200 meters!”

With a sound of "咻——", Xiaoyou appeared several kilometers away in the sky.

As soon as he started free falling, Xiaoyou threw the elf ball in his hand downwards: "Come out - Degarex!"

"Roar!" The gray fossil pterosaur flapped its broad wings, easily catching Xiaoyou and Gardevoir as they fell, hovering in the air before flying forward.

"Huh--" Xiaoyou took back Gardevoir and took out the map to look at it. After finding that she was not far away from her destination, Xiaoyou let out a long breath, "Such an exciting game is really better to play occasionally... If you play disco If Garex sneezes again... huh?"

Wouldn't it be nice to just ride on the fossil pterosaur and let Gardevoir teleport from the beginning?

……

Two minutes later, Xiaoyou landed outside the elf center on the outskirts of a remote town. Although there were some doubts about whether Ms. Joy, whose career position is a nurse, has the skills to repair the elf illustrated book, Xiaoyou decided to trust the system...

So Xiaoyou met Miss Joy again, a "strange species" after the Orange Islands...

"Oh! No problem! I will take care of the repair work!" She put on a white coat that looked full of smoky traces over the standard nurse uniform, and wore a pair of glasses for myopia on the bridge of her nose. Miss Joy's eyes glowed green when she looked at Xiaoyou's elf illustrated book. "Oh, live! I finally have a legitimate reason to dissect... Oh no, it's to repair the elf illustrated book! You have to take advantage of such a rare opportunity - Hey, little sister, what are you going to do?"

"You just said you were going to do an autopsy!" Xiaoyou hugged her purple handheld illustrated book and backed away, not wanting to complain about what Miss Joy called her. "How can a normal person trust you with such cruel words for a machine, Hun Dan!"

"Tsk, did you say it by accident..." Miss Joy spat in an indistinct manner, "But it doesn't matter...well done, Geely Egg."

"Nani!?" Xiaoyou, whose heart sounded like a Zerg alarm, hurriedly turned around, but only had time to see an oversized wrench that was zooming in front of her eyes...

boom!

Blood and brains splattered - this really doesn't exist. But the world has indeed become quieter.

"Kou Jie!" The belated Gengar jumped out of the shadow of Xiaoyou's "corpse" angrily!

boom! !

The world is peaceful again—it’s said that Mao Jilidan will see through it...

……

"This is... Huh!?"

When Xiaoyou woke up with the big bump on her head that was only half gone, she almost peed in fear. He was in a room that was obviously a basement. The dim and harsh lighting environment made it difficult for Xiaoyou to tell whether the large row of surgical knives or torture instruments hanging on the wall was, and the large pile of tools piled up in the corner Is it toxic waste or the remains of experimental products... Coupled with the large table he was lying on, which looked like a surgical experimental table, and Qiao standing in front of another table holding a strange tool of unknown purpose with his back to him, making a terrible sinister laugh. Miss Yi - Is this really Miss Joy...

If she hadn't been tied up, Xiaoyou would have wondered whether she was going to be transformed into a cyborg or a Kamen Rider by Miss Joy, whose true identity is a mad scientist of an evil organization...

Okay, the above is basically the brainstorming of a transvestite who suffered a head injury. This is just a storage room in the backyard of the Elf Center opened by a certain Miss Joy who is a mechanical technology geek.

The small laboratory that came out was not an underground secret base of the Black Silk Army or the Shuka Army. It's just that Xiaoyou's Elf Illustrated Book has now turned into a large pile of tiny parts that can only be recognized by the purple shell... Although Ms. Joy, a technical geek, is confident that she can make it without even a single part. Many people put it back together to express their doubts, but at this point, Xiaoyou could only believe in System Master's vision.

but……

"Ah, by the way." Miss Joy said without looking back, "While I'm solving...repairing the illustrations, could you please take care of the elf center for me?"

[Task Tips: It will take 2 hours to dismantle and repair the Elf Illustrated Book. During this time, Ms. Joy will enter a focused state and cannot receive external intelligence. Please maintain the normal operation of the Elf Center. 】

"Hey, wait a minute!" Xiaoyou felt as if her head was getting bigger. "How can I help find the elf center... and I don't know how to operate the machines there!"

"..." Miss Qixingzhong Joey completely turned a deaf ear to Xiaoyou's protest, and she had obviously entered the so-called "concentration state"...

Then the corners of Xiaoyou's clothes were pulled twice, and a short, fat, mysterious creature with pink feathers was holding a set of Miss Joy's special nurse uniform and auspicious egg doll costume in its paws. It looked so naive (from Xiaoyou's point of view) His face is ferocious...) Staring at himself. Xiaoyou looked over and immediately began to dance and make gestures.

"lucky~~"

"You mean you can operate all the machinery in the center, and I only need to be responsible for reception at the front desk?" Fortunately, Xiaoyou has the mental power to communicate this characteristic, otherwise it would be really difficult to understand what this auspicious egg wants to express. "What about this nurse uniform and doll uniform?"

"lucky~lucky~~"

"Well, you can't disturb the normal life of the surrounding residents, so you ask me to dress up as Miss Joy? How is it possible? Miss Joy and I look nothing like... uh..."

Ji Lidan took out a complete set of makeup kits from behind. At least visually, it was much more professional than the set of makeup kits in Xiaoyou's backpack.

Damn, have the auspicious eggs here become sperm?

"...What about the doll clothes?"

"lucky~~luckylucky~~"

"Because there are many machines that need to be operated in the background and you are busy, so you need my elf to take your place?"

"lucky~~"

"I can say no or..."

"Lucky~~" Geely Dan once again took out an oversized metal wrench from behind, and it seemed to have dark brown dried stains on it...

"..."

So things have become like this. After experiencing the superb makeup technology of a handful of Geely Eggs, which is comparable to the level of system props, a copycat version of "Miss Joy" stood at the front desk of the Elf Center, with a girl floating next to her. The "lucky egg" that can only make a weird laugh... Fortunately, Miss Joy, a strange species here, is probably quite independent on weekdays. Even if there is another person standing here, there are no visitors. Expressing doubts, he just thought it was the nurse who had her head damaged in the explosion in the laboratory last night.

Speaking of which, although this elf center is located in a relatively remote location, surprisingly people often visit it. It's just that out of the ten people who came here, only two or three were serious elf trainers. The others were basically uncles and aunts who lived nearby, bringing various broken mechanical appliances and other things to the door for repair. ...Xiaoyou can only accept these things temporarily with a smile on her face, and wait for Miss Qixingzhong Joey to slowly solve them by herself.

……

Two hours later, Xiaoyou held up his "Pokémon Illustrated Type L2 Personal Transformation Upgrade Version 1.0" and pointed it suspiciously at the newborn blue elf released from the elf ball - although his head was bitten, Still successfully subdued this guy.

[Baby dragon, natha elf. Dragon attribute, full attack characteristics. Race values: hp45, attack 75, defense 60, special attack 40, special defense 30, speed 50, total 300. Introduction: Although it has a petite body, its whole body is full of muscles, making it a very powerful Pokémon. It uses its steel-like head to perform the Iron Tou Kung Fu. 】

The renovated elf illustrated book with a long list of suffixes seems to have integrated the functions of the system illustrated book, and you can also choose whether to turn on voice instructions. The system seems to have discovered this and did not provide digital instructions at the same time. .

"How's it going? Is the repair good?" Ms. Joy, the technical geek, said with a split smile as usual, without the image of Joy, her teeth were shining like a rare beast from the Leaf Village. "If it breaks again in the future, you can send it to me and I can fix it for you at any time, right?"

"Ah haha, we will consider it..." Xiaoyou laughed dryly.

...I don’t want to leave it to you, a science geek!

After leaving the elf center, the mission prompt also rang.

[Side mission: "This is not under warranty!" Completed. Reward free attribute points +2, Elf Illustrated L2 private transformation and upgrade version 1.0 design drawing x1]

"Why is it only 2 o'clock?" Xiaoyou couldn't help but protest, "It only took me 6 minutes to complete the 5-hour task!"

【1－3小时内完成奖励自由属性+2，3到6小时内完成拿奖励自由属性+1……】

"Nah...if I had known it would only take an hour for me to fly here..."

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"Don't try to change the subject! Do you know how much mental toll I've suffered? And the bag on my head hasn't gone away yet..."

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