Pokemon that travel the wrong way

——Full version title: Dark ball is darkball, not kball. . ————

"Uh ah! Ears! My ears are going deaf!"

"My body, I can't move..."

"Ahem! Damn it...come out, big needle...ahem! Ahem!"

Under the unscrupulous "personal attacks" of several elves, several elf hunters in the manor lost their fighting power before they could even take out the elf balls. Then they were attacked by Xiaoyou's tentacle monster... we mean vines The monsters were tied one by one into rice dumplings with rattan whips, and then destroyed properly.

"...Well done." Bixias, the maskless uncle, was quite satisfied with Xiaoyou's performance. "As a phantom group, we should be so decisive in our actions!"

Then he strode up to this group of elf hunters whose limbs were twitching and foaming at the mouth. They were obviously unable to take care of themselves. He casually grabbed the collar of one of the guys who seemed to be in a slightly better condition and picked him up: "I We are looking for a retired hunter in your association, 'One-Eyed Dragon' Hanta, you should know where he is now, right?"

"Ahem..." Although the guy who was picked up was choked by poisonous gas and out of breath, his attitude was still quite tough. "Why...why should I...ahem...tell...you...ahem...guy..."

"He's really a stubborn guy..." Bixias grinned and raised his fist, ready to teach this guy another lesson - although he wanted to let Boss Cordora do it for him, the elf captured by the dark ball basically started. They were neither light nor heavy, and for such a big man, I was really afraid of crushing someone... so I had to condescend to do it myself.

"Lord Bixias." Xiaoyou said from the side, "If you don't mind, please leave it to me."

"Oh, do you also have experience in torture and the like, D?" Bixias nodded, and threw the elf hunter to the ground with a loose hand. He took two steps back with his hands on his hips, pretending to be watching the show. "Then let you try it."

"..." Xiaoyou looked around and happened to see a faucet nearby - probably used to water the lawn in the manor's yard, so he walked over and picked up the water pipe, turned the old man on, and watered it a few times. The unfortunate hunter was drenched from head to toe.

During this period, the temperature continued to be high, and being poured with cold water would not cause a cold at all. Instead, the hunter's cough caused by poisonous gas was doused: "Tch, do you want us to surrender with this little trick? Stop laughing so hard!”

"What are you talking about? I'm just cleaning up the remaining poisonous gas and paralysis powder on your body." Xiaoyou looked at the hunter calmly, raised his hand and snapped his fingers. "Don't you wash apples with water before eating them?"

"...What do you mean?" The hunter instinctively felt something was wrong, and the next moment after receiving Xiaoyou's instructions, the huge purple cobra rushed over quickly and wrapped him tightly in two or three strokes. "Let, let me go! What are you going to do-ahhhhhh!!"

In fact, it’s nothing else, it’s just Xiaoyou’s old tricks, Abo’s repertoire, and a non-league-recognized skill – “Orochimaru Swallowing”…

Of course, for people who have seen this trick for the first time, the effect is still quite outstanding: watching the little leg exposed from the mouth of Abo Monster struggling crazily at the beginning and now occasionally trembling weakly twice, the remaining The faces of the elf hunters below were as white as A4 printing paper. If they weren't tied up by the vine monster, they would probably have huddled together and trembled... In fact, even Bixias' mouth was twitching at the moment. …

"Under my order, the Abo monster will not use the dissolving solution to digest this guy immediately, so this guy will have to wait for at least ten minutes until he completely dies. During this time, we can still have a good communication and return the favor by the way. You can decide who will be the next volunteer..." Xiaoyou, who started the intimidation attack, still had a calm expression on his face, standing in front of the elf hunters and saying something that made them extremely uneasy. "In fact, each of my six elves is proficient in one or two interesting 'little tricks'. For example, this vine monster can control its vines to accurately move away from you at a constant speed of 2.5 centimeters per second. Get into your mouth and follow the esophagus through the stomach, small intestine, and large intestine until..."

"Stop talking!" Before the threat could be finished, some of the hunters who were less determined surrendered. "I'll tell you everything you want to know!!"

"Are you sure you're going to do it this way?" Xiaoyou, who looked like a vampire hunter, deliberately made a regretful expression, "You must know that this order can actually be reversed..."

"Really, really tell you everything!" Under Xiaoyou's secret instruction (there is no pressure to communicate mentally), the unlucky hunter who was entangled with more vine whips almost cried, "Please don't do this. Do!"

"Hmm..." Bishas, ​​who was standing aside and watching the whole process, put his chin on his head and started to think about it seriously. "Why don't you also catch an elf that looks like an Arbo monster? It seems to be very useful..."

————Solution————

According to "Information voluntarily provided by hospitable elf hunters," the retired elf hunter "One-Eyed Dragon" Hanta now lives alone in a wilderness area far away from human habitation. So Bixias drove a domineering large truck and took Xiaoyou for two days to reach the destination. And because of taking turns driving - "Hunter D" looks like an adult - Xiaoyou also gained a new characteristic, which was an unexpected gain:

[Unlicensed Driving Level 1: Able to quickly master the driving skills of various ordinary means of transportation, and also have a certain chance of quickly mastering the basic usage skills of special means of transportation. (Let me see, press this first...and then pull this down...oh, it's really activated!)]

...turning the topic back.

It can be seen from the residence of "One-Eyed Dragon" that this former elf hunter is not doing well now. Although the total housing area is comparable to that of ordinary small villas, in terms of building materials...used oil tankers, used containers, used bottoms of speedboats, used roof water tanks...if it weren't for the There is a row of cages containing various elves. Xiaoyou would rather believe that this is the residence of some senior scavenger.

"Who are you!?" Due to Bishas' always domineering driving style, he crashed a storage room made of old trucks and crates - or some other building - when he braked, so A skinny old man wearing a peaked cap, gray hair, and a weird metal eyepatch on his left eye ran out of the room converted from an old oil tank car angrily.

"It doesn't matter to you who we are, you just need to tell me some little information you know." Bixias got out of the car carelessly and showed an obviously malicious smile to the old man. "For example, forty years ago, you hunted a certain elf

The specific location of the failed forest..."

Xiaoyou, who was making soy sauce, almost choked on her own saliva.

The elf that wasn’t caught forty years ago? Uncle Bixias, isn't the timeliness of the information you asked about a bit deceiving? Is our mission to dig up elf fossils...

"Wha, what Celebi!" The one-eyed old man was naturally the former elf hunter Hanta. He looked like he had been struck by lightning and took several steps back in panic. "I-I-I have no idea what you're talking about!"

Okay... Xiaoyou covered her face. Old man, do you dare to be more cooperative... Why don't you just shout, "The elf you are looking for is definitely not in xx" or something like that?

"Well, I didn't really expect you to be obedient..." Bixias shrugged, pushed away the one-eyed old man in front of him, and walked directly into the room. "I'll go find it myself, D. Take care of this old man..."

"...Yes." Although Xiaoyou was a little dissatisfied with Bixias' attitude of completely treating him as an errand boy, but thinking that he was here to be his errand boy in the early stages of this mission... so he endured it.

"Here, stop it!" The old man angrily took out a Pokémon ball and threw it out, "Heiluga, use... Nani!?"

"Ouch - Woo!" Heiluga jumped out of the elf ball and was about to yell loudly to the sky, but suddenly the ground beneath his feet suddenly collapsed, and a huge purple cobra sprang out from the ground, covering the ground. The hard scaly head hit the big black dog's soft belly that was not protected by bone growth, sending Heiluga flying into the air, and the original mighty roar turned into a wailing sound that changed the tone.

Xiaoyou looked at the sky at an angle of 45 degrees with a paralyzed expression. In his hand behind his back was a shrunken Poke Ball, and behind him was a dark hole...

However, this was not over yet. The shadow below Heiluga shook for a while, and an unknown object like a blood-red whip suddenly popped out of the shadow. It quickly wrapped around one of Heiluga's legs and pulled it out of the air. down. The Abo monster who had been waiting on the ground for a long time moved forward with tacit understanding and flicked its tail, wrapping Hei Lujia tightly in circles. Then it opened its big mouth, revealing its flashing fangs, and bit Hei Lujia, who was numb and stiff all over. Add it to the neck...

"Heiluga!" The one-eyed old hunter screamed as if his own son had died, but before he could take out the second poke ball, the blood-red thing stretched out from the shadow under his feet again, He lightly brushed past him...

"Come back, Monster Abo." Xiaoyou said that he was out of combat.

……

Five minutes later, Bishas walked out of the oil tank room with a photo frame in his hand. He squatted down in front of the one-eyed old hunter who was paralyzed and unable to move, and pointed at the distant forest photo in the frame. Asked: "This forest is where you originally hunted down Celebi, right? Are you really not going to tell me where it is?"

"Xue...Celebi is my prey..." Hanta fell to the ground and struggled, saying intermittently. "I...won't give it...to anyone else..."

"Hmph...stubborn old man." Bixias showed his typical villain smile again and looked at the row of cages containing elves not far away. "You clearly said you were retiring, but you still captured so many elves. Are you preparing to capture Celebi again?"

"You...what do you want to..."

Bixias took off a dark ball from the cloak on his chest and threw it out. A black light flashed, and a blue mane that looked like a hybrid of a monkey and a weasel had a bright red crown mane on its neck and head. The purple elf jumped out.

Xiaoyou knows this guy. This little elf named Mahuola with particularly sharp claws is the evolved form of Nura. Now the Mahuola in the Dark Gym in the Dark City in the Kanto region still uses Xiaoyou's sharpness. The claws evolved. The ability value is very good, the attack and speed are very strong, but the resistance is a bit disappointing...

By the way, Bishas’s maharaja

"Mahuola, come on." Bixias waved his hand, and Mahuola jumped to the row of cages holding the elves. The pair of huge claws that were disproportionately large compared to the body quickly moved. With a wave, all the railings on a large row of cages were cut into pieces, as if those railings were made of plastic.

The elves in the cage must have been captured for a long time, and the wild animals have been tamed to some extent. With all the cages destroyed, it took a long time to find a little one who looked a bit like Godzilla. The big green elf timidly walked out of the cage.

"Old guy, let me show you the power of the dark ball..." Bixias grinned at the old hunter, took an empty dark ball from his chest and threw it towards the green elf. The dark ball smashed After the stupid elf released a black light and put the elf into the ball, it returned to Bishas's hand with a flash of arc.

"This is this!?" In terms of appearance, this green elf is the best-looking one in Hanta's inventory. It was snatched away by Bixias without any resistance, and the old hunter couldn't help but reveal his flesh. A look of distress. "what have you done!?"

"Dark ball." Bixias said proudly to the old hunter, "This dark ball can make the captured elves evil, thereby increasing their power to the limit. As for the specific effect, you can experience it yourself. Just give it a try..."

"Ah la la..." Xiaoyou was making soy sauce with his mouth open in a daze without any image - luckily no one paid attention to him this time. Probably because Bixias was kind enough to give the commentary, Xiaoyou, who had never touched the Dark Ball, also received the prop description given by the system:

[Dark Ball: A special elf ball produced by Team Rocket's Technology R&D Department. Due to the high cost and side effects, only 6 were produced. It is owned by Xia Si, a senior cadre. Has the following characteristics:】

[Must hit: The dark ball has a 100% capture success rate for most elves]

[Dark Amplification: Forcibly increase the potential of the captured elf to the limit, increase the captured elf's full ability value by 30% to 300%, and at the same time reduce the elf's lifespan depending on the improvement in the elf's ability (note: ability increase The effect will slowly weaken as the elf is captured and used, down to a minimum of 0.1%)]

[Heart of Darkness: The captured elf becomes violent and ignores the side effects when using skills; at the same time, the level of sanity is reduced, and it is unable to accept more vague instructions from the trainer]

Damn, does this thing really have a rhythm that defies heaven... Uh, no, isn't this just for the purpose of disgusting us, right?

“Come out—evil Bangela!”