Pokemon that travel the wrong way

"Hehehehehehahahaha!"

The masked uncle Bishas held the dark ball that captured Celebi and laughed proudly, "The legendary elf Celebi is finally mine!"

"..." Xiaoyou, who wears the identity of "Hunter D", stands silently behind Bixias. On the surface, he looks very calm, but in fact...

This is totally unscientific, Hun Dan!

It's obviously a powerful elf with 100 points in all races. How could he kill 99% of the monsters with just one electric treatment and then drop it with a dark ball in seconds? There was a fierce battle of rounds planned—— Okay, this is not true - but with such a performance, Sherabi, does your racial value, which is higher than that of Biamen, worthy of the title of the legendary elf?

But this is the fact. No matter how much Xiaoyou complains, the "legendary elf" Celebi has now been put into the dark ball, and the purple electric sparks are buzzing and being laughed at by Bixia. Si took it in his hand...

"Celebi!" When Bixias laughed and Xiaoyou was in a daze (actually he was complaining in his head), Xiaozhi, a righteous and passionate young man, took full advantage of his body to act before his mind and rushed forward. He hugged the mechanical legs of the walking machine and climbed up on his hands and knees.

"Huh, stupid guy..." Bixias, who caught a glimpse of Xiaozhi's actions from the corner of his eye, put his hand on the switch of the energy shield, preparing to activate the shield after Xiaozhi climbed up a little more, and directly put Xiaozhi away. Lift it down wisely...

"Nani? Uh, go away!" Several spearbirds suddenly flew out from the woods, surrounding Bixias and pecking at them like crazy. The masked man was not paying attention and was in a hurry. Naturally, he had no time to take care of Xiaozhi who was climbing up. Got it

"..." Xiaoyou, who was standing next to Bixias, was also shot while lying down, and was targeted by three **. However, although the intensity of the attacks was completely incomparable with Bixias' treatment, Xiaoyou, who deliberately paddled, was But I don’t mind pretending to be panicked...

Taking advantage of this moment, Xiaozhi had already climbed onto the mechanical platform, yelled and rushed towards Bixias - the dark ball in his hand.

Seeing Xiaozhi and Bixias fighting each other, Xiaoyou immediately dispersed the people around him, pretending to support Bixias and leaned over, and then when he got to the console, he said "very carelessly" "My hand slipped a bit" and pushed a joystick to the end...

Xiao Zhi Ai, we can only help you so far.

The walking machine immediately began to stagger in circles like a drunken man, and the people on the platform were as unsteady as if they were on a boat in a storm. However, Xiaoyou was already prepared and tightly grasped the handrails. The railing, and Xiaozhi basically hung his whole body on Bixias... So strictly speaking, the masked uncle was the only one who was most seriously affected. And Xiaozhi lived up to his high expectations, seizing Bixias's staggering opportunity, and... snatched the dark ball from his hand

boom!

Before Xiaozhi could throw the dark ball to Xiaogang and others on the ground, the crooked walking machine hit a big tree. The violent vibration shocked Xiaozhi and Bixias who were entangled together. It was lifted down

"Uh... this is an accident." Seeing Xiaozhi fall heavily from the five- to six-meter-high platform to the ground, Xiaoyou was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat.

Although there were heavy branches as a buffer, Xiaozhi's fall was not light. He rolled several times and lay on the ground for a long time, unable to get up. But even so, Xiaozhi firmly grasped Celebi's dark ball. In his hand... until a thick-soled boot stepped hard on Xiaozhi's hand - Bixias was surprisingly agile. He jumped back and forth between the branches and trunks a few times, and basically landed safely. On the ground

"Celebi is mine...no one can take it away!"

"Uh-huh," Xiaozhi screamed loudly when his fingers were stepped hard by the boots, but he still held the dark ball tightly with both hands and refused to let go.

"Hmph, you troublesome kid..." Bixias raised his foot upon seeing this, and then kicked Xiaozhi hard on the head without hesitation!

He was already beaten to pieces, and his head was suddenly hit hard. Xiaozhi fainted very simply, and the dark ball returned to Bixias hands.

"Ash!" This is the exclamation of Xiaozhi's friends who came around the fallen tree.

"..." Xiaoyou narrowed his eyes and gave up his plan to pretend to fall from the platform and knock Bixias down...

No matter how much he complains about Xiaozhi's unscientific ways, Xiaozhi is also a fellow trainer from a small town. It is impossible for him to have no feelings at all. The perverted uncle Bixias dared to kick Xiaozhi in the head like this!

He was already an idiot! What should I do if I continue to kick and become mentally disabled?

Originally, we just planned to disrupt Bixias' plan...but now we have changed our minds!

Xiaoyou now decided to let this worthless masked man get Celebi for the time being, and then wait for him to get carried away and openly betray Team Rocket... As long as there is conclusive evidence of rebellion, there is no need to talk about humanitarianism or something when dealing with a traitor. The Geneva Convention…

Let the Abo monster wash your face... let the vine monster wash your stomach... let the super iron tyrannosaurus give you a full body massage... let the monster pick up your soap...

&n

bsp;Well, you can think about the last one again...

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"Huh?" Bixias, who had taken back his Celebi Dark Ball, was about to return to the walking machine, but when he looked around, he found that he had been attacked by a group of wild elves that appeared out of nowhere. surrounded

Nidoking and Nidoqueen, who are basically p-official couples, and the normally indiscriminate Ring Bear, and Odachi's mortal enemies, ** and Spearow, who fight almost every time they meet, Heracross and Dajia... the whole forest. Almost all the types of elves that can be seen appear here, regardless of attribute system and ecological relationship. All the elves glared at the masked uncle fiercely and issued silent threats...

"Huh... what do you want to do?" Although he was surrounded by dozens or hundreds of wild elves that were still increasing, Bixias did not look panic at all. "Do you want to save the elves?" Celebi?"

"..." Xiaoyou has probably guessed Bixias's plan - because the dark ball containing Celebi in his hand no longer emits purple arcs...

"Let me tell you..." Bixias raised the corners of his mouth, showing an evil smile - in fact, under his wretched mask, he didn't look like a good person no matter how he smiled, "The Sheila you are familiar with Bi, no longer exists!"

The dark ball was thrown high, and a black light flashed with much weaker momentum than the big guys like Banjilaboscodora. Celebi, the green insect star, appeared with his eyes tightly closed, surrounded by the wild elves. The thin layer of translucent eyelids in the middle slowly opened, and the originally not very cute but at least very large light blue pupils below had shrunk into a vertical slit, looking like a complete cold-blooded reptile.

"Celebi, drive them all away!"

Bishas gave an order, and Celebi slowly raised his two long front paws, and then swung them down hard. A light red spherical energy field burst out with Celebi as the center, and quickly moved toward After the circle of wild elves that spread closest to Bixias came into contact with this energy field, without exception, they all screamed and were knocked away far away. The surrounding circle expanded by a large circle in an instant. Surprisingly, Bixias, who was also within the energy envelope, stood there with a proud smile, unscathed.

However, this is not over yet. The expressionless Celebi once again used the light red energy super. This time, it did not spread it out, but enveloped the energy around itself, and then just stared at the energy shield and rushed straight into it. Towards the wild elves on the periphery... Celebi, who turned into the dark ball Berserker version, completely ignored any obstacles in front of him and circled around Bixias in an extremely rough flight path. Smoke and dust were billowing everywhere, sand and rocks were flying, trees were broken, and little elves screamed and were knocked away. The scene was extremely chaotic.

"Isn't this skill effect like the Shinra Tianzheng an advanced application of telekinesis..." Xiaoyou looked at her eyes as if there were two red crosses and an endless blood-drinking maniac's dung fork with a weak flash (Note 1) Taking a hundred to kill Celebi, who was completely amazing, his eyes widened in a rare sight - as for why it was telekinesis, it was because the system intelligence showed that among the skills that Celebi was born with, only telekinesis was close to "Nima" If it’s so powerful, then why didn’t you use it when you were receiving electrotherapy just now? Hundan..."

[Friendly reminder from the system: The effect of the dark ball increases the darkness, and Celebi’s all attributes are increased by 300%]

Well, system, you win...

"That's great...that's great Celebi!" Looking at Celebi who easily killed a large number of wild elves in an instant and also played a role in demolition and razed a small forest to the ground, Bixias' mouth was filled with tears. The grin reached to his ears, "Come on! Let me see your more powerful power!"

In the air where Celebi was hovering, bursts of invisible airflow gradually began to rotate with Celebi as the center. The leaves, branches, sand, stone and dust scattered on the ground were gradually attracted by it, flying and being attracted to Celebi's body. On the outer layer of energy cover, a thick spherical shell composed of earth, stone and trees was formed...

"Is this... the Flying Leaf Storm? Or is it a further unscientific application of telekinesis?" Xiaoyou said that she was almost numb, "Okay... it is actually quite normal for the All-Seeing Heavenly Enchanting Divine Horse to come after the Shenluo Tianzheng." …”

"Hahahaha!" Amidst the flying sand and rocks in the sky, Bixias opened his arms and laughed wildly, "Celebi! You are indeed the most suitable elf for me!"

Damn perverted masked man... Xiaoyou complained in her heart, just stand there and giggle, and then eat a mouthful of leaves and sand.

As the volume of the earthen shell surrounding Celebi gradually increased, Celebi's suction to the surroundings also gradually increased. Gradually, some larger tree branches were attracted and flew over. Xiaoyou quickly controlled the walking machine to move the four branches. She dug her long legs deep into the ground and lowered the platform to prevent herself from being sucked in - because just now a young woman in white clothes with burgundy hair gave a negative teaching material, holding a broken stick in her hand. The twig screamed, "Does it feel like I'm the only one who hates it?" It was sucked into the mixture of trees, earth and rocks...

Xiaoyou can probably guess what happened - so Musashi, if you want to grab a fixed object, at least find a tree stump or something. If you grab such a thin branch, you can't blame anyone else for your death...

As for why Musashi? This is probably because she has a unique hairstyle with a lot of hair wax on her head, which causes the largest stress-bearing area...

Note 1: Please search Lao Shi’s video keyword for this description and enter “bite that heterosexual couple to death”