Pokemon that travel the wrong way

There is no thunder in the sky that stirs up the fire in the earth, or a thunder twice as loud as the thunder on the ground that a certain transvestite imagines.

The iron-faced ninja's front paws, which were as sharp as a blade and flashed with white light at the top, were stuck on Celebi's spherical energy shield that was probably formed by mind power for less than 0.1 seconds. It was like piercing a beautiful... It broke through the light red defense like a soap bubble - the vines outside seemed to be completely non-existent - and then cut off Celebi's head with a claw

"Beep!"

This severe blow not only caused Celebi to let out a sharp scream, but also a short tentacle-like thing was cut off by the Iron Mask Ninja and flew out in a swirl.

"goodjo

"Xiaoyou on the back of the violent salamander swung his thumbs fiercely, "Yameng! "

Without the need for more detailed instructions, the purple-gray artificial elf stretched out his free left hand, grabbed the small half of the tentacle that was still flying in the air, and then launched the teleportation without hesitation——

boom!

An extremely strong super energy suddenly erupted from Celebi, who was injured and screaming. The eruption speed was so fast that Yameng's teleportation was not even time to be activated before Pia flew out and was also caught in the eruption. The iron-faced ninja in the center was not spared. Although it was almost as fast as it was and had already made a move to escape after completing the blow, it was still not faster than the energy wave that exploded. The result was not due to its own actions but to Being "sent" out...

"Should I say that the bug-type elf's p is a flaw..." Xiaoyou, who was not affected because he was still far away, raised his hand and shot out a red light, turning a pair of compound eyes into a mosquito-repellent ninja. He took it back into the elf ball: "No, this must be because Celebi's attack is too powerful... Ya Meng, what do you think?"

"..." The silent artificial elf teleported and appeared next to Xiaoyou - probably because they both have super attributes. Celebi's energy burst didn't seem to hurt Yameng much.

Yameng slowly spread his hands, and the small tentacle on Celebi's head still stayed in his hand.

"Thank you for your hard work..." Xiaoyou took the tentacle and put it directly into the system inventory with the highest safety factor and saved it. "I just made a mistake... I didn't drop Celebi instantly, but instead was beaten by the opponent's burst. The face ninja was taken away, and now that there is no ad, how are we going to deal with this illegal structure of a mixed structure of civil engineering... eh?"

Xiaoyou lowered his head suddenly, with a cold sweat on his forehead as he watched a light red beam of light whizzing past his head: "We are obviously just a commander, we didn't do anything directly! Why did you come to me specifically - uh..."

I saw that Celebi's earthen monster with its head split open changed again. From a monster with a vague appearance of Celebi's body, it returned to its original thorn ball form. The only difference from the beginning is that this There are many more gaps on the giant spiked ball, and from each gap, a weakened version of the super bombardment with much weaker power will be shot from time to time...

It should be noted that although the power of these shellings has been reduced by a few points, the attack frequency has more than doubled. Most of them are aimless and indiscriminate shootings. It seems that any moving objects within the warning range will be fired. It caused the "Big Thorny Ball" to fire a bombardment without hesitation, and then the momentum caused by the explosion would most likely trigger the next round of bombardment...

The Storm Salamander does not use floats like Gengar. The huge dragon-shaped elf relies on a pair of blood-red wings to fly. Naturally, it is included in the "moving things"...

"Ooooooooh--" In a series of exclamations that changed the tone, the violent salamander and Xiaoyou used a series of "banma show" level dodges to avoid seven or eight small super cannons, and then flew away Retreat when you reach a distance beyond Celebi's warning range.

"Where's the coach? We feel like this is different from what we promised..." With a toothache expression on his face, he watched from afar as the illegal structure changed from a wooden version of the "Hetero Golem" in the early days of a certain otaku to a certain The wooden version of "Absolute Defense" for patients with severe insomnia, Xiaoyou has the feeling of being cheated when the boss suddenly goes berserk when 30% of the power is left - although it is not wrong to say that Celebi is originally a berserk. "The ads are all gone and you still activate this kind of rampaging hedgehog Mu, obviously you don't want people to pass the level, Hundan!"

"That...Miss Yurika?"

"what?"

Xiaoyou looked in the direction where the weak voice came from, and saw Xiao Zhizheng riding on Suicune's back staring at her with big watery eyes.

"...Ai is the magical boy that Ai can meet on every important mission." Xiaoyou deliberately took a second to recall, and then said with a "sudden realization", "Even now when I see you and the legendary I’m not surprised at all when Bei Feng transforms into Sui Jun... Speaking of which, you have a great destiny, young man?"

Of course Xiaoyou was referring to Celebi’s indiscriminate attack on the violent salamanders across the map just now. Although the target was relatively large, it had the maneuverability advantage of flying in the air. Anyway, Xiaoyou had magnetic insoles and wore high leather boots. Even if the violent salamander performs some difficult maneuvers and dodges, it is not afraid of throwing Xiaoyou down; while the hard-working ground force Suicune has to carry two teenagers around lifelessly, and also has to be careful about being bombarded by Celebi. The road conditions on the ground... Although luckily he was not blown up in the end, he was inevitably left in a state of disgrace and embarrassment.

"Well, this is all Suicune's fault..." Xiaozhi smiled sheepishly, and then remembered the purpose of running here. "Well, Miss Yurika! We want to ask you for a favor!"

"You want me to help send you to Celebi..." Xiaoyou pointed at the large, stationary wooden thorn ball in the distance, and then glanced at Xiaozhi sideways from the corner of his eyes, "Then you use Love, courage and the power of elimination summon the magical princess...ahem! I mean, to awaken the self-awareness of Celebi who is controlled by the dark ball? "

"Eh?" Xiaozhi exclaimed with a surprised look on his face, "How come you knew it before I said it?"

〃 Xuecheng, who was temporarily ignored: "What is a magical princess? A newly discovered elf?")

"You can guess that you have done this kind of thing a lot, right?" Xiaoyou raised her eyebrows and counted Xiaozhi's "achievements" with her fingers. "Orange Islands, in the melee of legendary elves, with The courage to obtain the orb, appease the three divine birds, and save the world's climate crisis; in the crystal tower in the green field, to use friendship to express the lonely single parent Lolita, to resolve the obsession of the Crystal Flame Emperor; well, and in the clear cliff, save the super The life of dreams brings new news to all clone elves... Speaking of helping legendary elves, Xiaozhi, you are a professional level, right?"

"Oh!" Xuecheng behind Xiaozhi was just staring at Yameng next to Xiaoyou. After listening to Xiaoyou's words, his eyes looked at Xiaozhi with sparkling eyes, "So Xiaozhi, you met I’ve met so many legendary elves! Even I’m starting to envy you!”

"Yeah~ It's all a coincidence..." Xiaozhi, who was envied, subconsciously touched his head and giggled, "Uh, no! We are talking about Celebi now!"

"I know you plan to find Celebi, and I also know what you want to do...but!" Xiaoyou poured a basin of cold water over without hesitation, "This is different from the legendary elf you faced before! Celebi Bi is now an elf controlled by Bishas's dark ball! Do you know what a dark ball is? According to the explanation of the perverted masked uncle, it can turn the captured elf into evil and violent while forcibly increasing its power and potential. The most dangerous thing! That Celebi is now completely under the control of Bixias, and he won't show mercy to you just because he had a good relationship with you in the past! It's very likely that you just got up and didn't even say hello You will be killed before you even have time to fight! Do you understand!"

"I understand! But...but Celebi is my friend and Xuecheng's!" Xiaozhi, who was stunned by Xiaoyou's cold water, argued a little incoherently, "Seeing Celebi become like that, I can’t do nothing! I want to help anyway!”

"Okay, let me help you!" Xiaoyou nodded simply.

"Even if I know how to do it, I will even die! I..."

Xiaozhi was still excited. Xuecheng behind him quietly pulled Xiaozhi's corner: "Xiaozhi? This sister has promised to help us..."

"Celebi will be rescued no matter what...eh?"

"Although I really want to say that I see in you the power to make the impossible possible...but such lines are too stupid, so I won't say it." Xiaoyou grinned, showing his shining teeth. "But from now on Judging from your past achievements, young man...it’s not a bad idea to trust you this time - after all, you are an unscientific young man who always creates miracles!"

"Although you seem to be complimenting me, why does it always sound weird...?"

"Don't worry about the details, boy! Go bravely to the center of the world and call for love!"

"It gets even weirder when you say it like this..."

ps: I drank a lot of industrial alcohol mixed with water and bulk red wine in plastic bottles for the New Year’s Eve dinner for two consecutive days. I had a splitting headache and a life worse than death. Readers, please forgive me for vomiting.