Pokemon that travel the wrong way

Recap……

Using "the power of love, friendship and hope" to awaken the self of Celebi controlled by the dark ball, Xiaozhi and Xuecheng, who successfully rescued Celebi from the evil Phantom Group leader Bixias, had not had time to be happy. It was discovered that Celebi had overextended his lifespan due to the excessive use of the Dark Ball, and was now on the verge of death and could die at any time! The Lake of Life that could heal Celebi was powerless at the moment, and the hope brought by Suicune's purification ability and the Team Rocket girl's clear water was only fleeting. At this moment, everyone thought Celebi would definitely die. A heavy moment... The voice that traveled through time and space once again echoed through the Forest of Life!

The enemy has thirty seconds to arrive on the battlefield and crush--er, sorry for the cross-word...

A wave of Celebi is approaching!

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From the light in the sky above the Lake of Life, dozens of wild Celebi appeared and surrounded the dying Celebi. They used incredible power that is difficult to explain with existing technology to reinject life force into Celebi's body. , using actions to explain what it means to "resurrection of Celebi in full condition"... After recovering, Celebi had some fun with Xiaozhi and others and experienced some minor unpleasantness - such as a pervert. Uncle Mask's unsuccessful counterattack and so on - after that, for the third time, the indescribable sound that traveled through time and space echoed over the forest, bringing the young Xuecheng back to the time and space that belonged to him forty years ago...

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"...The above is the report of this operation." In a single room in an elf center, Xiaoyou, who had resumed his trainer attire, was sitting on the edge of the bed, holding a communication notebook and talking to a serious-faced man with sharp eyes. dialogue with the big-backed man.

"..." Boss Sakaki in an orange suit still has the classic look when talking to his subordinates, leaning back on a sofa chair, with wine in his right hand and a cat boss in his left hand. "More than thirty Celebi appeared in the Forest of Life. Is this information true?"

"Well, it's really hard to say..." After confirming that there were no other living beings around Uncle Sakaki on the opposite side of the communicator screen except the cat boss, Xiaoyou did not deliberately maintain a serious attitude. "After all, it is a legendary elf that can travel through time and space. Even if the large wave of Celebi is actually the same Celebi from different time periods, it is not impossible to save yourself... Boss Sakaki, you can't Maybe let me fight dozens of legendary elves alone, I really can’t do this, right?”

"Of course, I'm not stupid enough to let promising subordinates die." Boss Sakaki smiled and said, "Anyway, Youjun, the genetic tissue sample you got has been sent ahead of time, I believe it won't be used. How long will it take for our Rockets to have more new forms of Yameng to become a reliable fighting force? It doesn’t matter whether we catch Celebi or not... Speaking of which, this time we can unexpectedly obtain additional genetic samples of Suicune, well done. very nice."

"Thank you for the compliment." Xiaoyou smiled and saluted the screen, "In addition, the escort of Bixias has been handed over to Macchiato and Domino from the A-level troops who came to support me. I believe that perverted fake The masked man will be packed in a gift box with a bow and sent to the headquarters before dark today... However, the recovery work of the dark ball is not going very smoothly... because the location of the explosion is right above the Lake of Life, and the bottom of the lake The department is now filled with a large amount of tree debris destroyed by Celebi, and the salvage work has been disturbed to a considerable extent. And based on what I witnessed at the time, it is estimated that no more than one dark ball can be recovered intact..."

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Well, what I want to talk about here is the "little unpleasantness" mentioned in the "text"... When a large number of wild Celebi, who didn't know whether they were companions or simply themselves, took over the Celebi that Xiaozhi and the others knew. After Rabbi was "resurrected", when the wild Celebi left in a group, when the Celebi Xiaozhi and the others knew happily flew low over the lake towards the arms of the teenagers...a wild pervert The masked man jumped out of the lake!

"Celebi is my thing! I won't give it to anyone!" Bixias, who caught Celebi off guard, said this arrogance with a grin, then pressed the button and pulled the tattered penis from behind. He unfolded a rocket-powered jetpack under his cloak, intending to escape from the air - obviously he must have held his breath for too long while lurking underwater, which caused his brain to suffer from hypoxia and unclear thinking. But there was still "Captain Lily Fragrance" in the sky. As for the Salamander that wasn’t put into the Poké Ball...

However, Xiaoyou did not order the violent salamander to give the ascending Bixias a big blow or destroy the death light... It was not because he was afraid of accidentally injuring Celebi, who was in Bishas's hand, but because his body was always more fragile than before. The hot-blooded idiot who had the brain ahead had already rushed forward with a cry, hugged Bixias' legs, and was carried up to the sky by the masked uncle.

If it was just Xiaozhi, a teenage boy would definitely not be able to do anything to Bixias. But Xiaozhi never fights alone...

"Pikachu! Use one hundred thousand volts!"

“What are you going to do, kid—waaaaaaaaaaaah!!”

"Boo"

In mid-air, Pikachu's indiscriminate 100,000-volt electric shock short-circuited the internal circuit of Bixias' rocket backpack, which naturally caused a big explosion... Ash and Pikachu had recovered, and Celebi used telekinesis to protect the safe landing. , while Bixias screamed and fell straight down from a height of dozens of meters, breaking countless branches along the way and then fell into the forest by the lake. By the time Xiaoyou arrived on a violent salamander, Bixias had already received a "warm" reception from the nearby wild elves. His whole body was covered with silk spun by the insect-type elves, and his head was swollen from the beating. The mask can't even fit inside, and it looks like I can barely breathe...

However, although the Bixias had caught it, not a single dark ball was left on this guy. Under Pikachu's unscientific electric shock, the dark balls containing dark elves seemed to be particularly fragile, and each one looked like Celebi's black balls.

It exploded like a dark ball with a "boo" - this was confirmed by the giant Boscodora and Bandera that were witnessed many times by Team Rocket members during the subsequent recovery operations.

In the end, the only thing that was fished out from the bottom of the lake, apart from a bunch of debris, was the last empty dark ball that Bishas planned to use to catch Suicune. It is said that this final sample was sent to the research department at the Rockets headquarters for regeneration. Several mad scientists, including Dr. Mambo, are trying to remake this thing into something unique and awesome...

In short, this "unpleasant incident" fully illustrates several truths... It is foolish to try to capture elf with bare hands; never underestimate suicide terrorist attacks; Xiaozhi's electric resistance is at least lv3 or above; non-recognized private The quality of customized Poke Balls is really unreliable...

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A good gay friend I just met went back to 7.62 years ago, which made the hot-blooded boy Xiaozhi and his little friend Pikachu seem quite depressed recently. This was testified by follower A, narrow-eyed Xiaogang: "In the past, Xiaozhi could eat at least five sandwiches in one meal, but now he can only eat four and a half. Even Pikachu's daily consumption of elf feed has been reduced by %. …”

"Perhaps Xiaozhi just wants to lose weight? And how did you get such accurate figures..." Xiaoyou asked doubtfully in front of the public phone in the lobby of the Elf Center, "Besides, you are telling me this. What do you want to do?"

"Well, Xiaoyoujun, you are smarter, so I want to ask you if there is any good way to comfort Xiaozhi..." Xiaogang on the screen looked serious, "As a traveling companion, I want to comfort Xiaozhi..." Be responsible for Zhi’s physical and mental health!”

"...It's not a big deal. Just tell Xiaozhi that his friend didn't go to another world, he just went back to the past." Xiaoyou thought for a while and saw that Xiaogang praised himself for being smart. He said casually for his own sake. "As long as he continues to travel around, he will definitely meet someone again - even if Xiaozhi can't recognize him after forty years, why are he afraid that the other person won't recognize him?"

"That's right! That should be helpful!" Xiaogang claps his palms happily, "I'll go tell Xiaozhi right now! Thank you, Xiaoyou! Goodbye!"

Snap, the screen went black. Xiaogang seemed to be in a hurry.

However, Xiaoyou didn't have any time to relax. Another communication message from the Damu Research Institute made Xiaoyou pick up the phone again. (Note: Because not all trainers have mobile communication devices, most communications will be saved as records in the elf center that the trainers will definitely visit. After the trainers receive the message, they can use the center’s phone number to call back... …)

The person who answered the phone this time was Xiaojian, who Xiaoyou had met in the Orange Islands and is now an assistant in Dr. Ohmu's research institute: "Hello, Xiaoyou!"

"Hello, Xiaojian." Xiaoyou greeted politely, "I received a message from Dr. Omu. Does the doctor have anything to do with me?"

"Ah, it's not Dr. Omu who's looking for you..." Xiaojian scratched his cheek embarrassedly, "Actually, I have something to ask you..."

"Oh, what is it?"

"It's like this. When I was doing general cleaning a few days ago, I found an old elf sketch book in Dr. Omu's bookcase. It should be the work of Dr. Omu when he was young..." Xiaojian said slowly, "In In the album, I found an elf that I didn’t recognize. But because the album was so old, the pencil drawings were blurred, and I couldn’t find it through the machine illustration, so I thought of asking you... Xiaoyou You travel a lot and have seen a lot of elves, maybe you know what kind of elf this is?"

"Is that so?" Xiaoyou asked doubtfully, "Why don't you just ask Dr. Omu? He must know what kind of elf he drew, right?"

"Um..." An embarrassed smile appeared on Xiaojian's face, "The doctor used an experimental heater to cook ramen a few days ago, which caused a small fire. He has been busy recovering from the fire that day. Where are the burned research materials..."

"...Okay," a big drop of cold sweat rolled down Xiaoyou's head, "You win...bring me the picture album."

I saw Xiaojian leaving the screen and working for a while, taking an old and yellowed picture album and spreading it out, pointing to one of the pages and saying: "This is the page... Xiaojian is sleeping under a tree stump with a Pikachu. Elf..."

"Huh?" Xiaoyou's eyes slowly became wider and wider. Although the pencil sketch is indeed blurry, it can still be seen that the elf in the album is about the same height as Pikachu, with a short torso and a huge onion-like head, and there appear to be two tentacles on the head... …

The more I look at this, the more it looks like Celebi! ?

If it were a complete sketch, Xiaoyou might not have reacted so quickly, but because the pattern was blurry, Xiaoyou could easily connect it with the three-dimensional insect-hunting star he saw...

"Xiaojian!" Xiaoyou asked quickly, "What is Dr. Omu's full name?"

"Eh?" Xiaojian was stunned, "Doctor's full name? Speaking of which, I have always called him Dr. Omu, but the full name doesn't seem to be there... Oh, by the way!"

Xiao Jian hurried away again, and after a while he ran back with a book: "This is the collection of elves Kawaryanagi published by Dr. Ohki last month. The name signed on it is Ohki Xuecheng... Xiaoyou?"

Xiaoyou hung up the phone without any expression...

Thinking back to the handsome young man Xuecheng... Time is really a cruel butcher's knife!

Not counting appendix 4:

Just something to mention in passing. As for what to do with Bixas, Boss Sakaki plans to put him in a rocket and launch him into space orbit, give him a stick and a Poké Ball, and release him back whenever he catches Rayquaza...