Pokemon that travel the wrong way

"Master Caster, my cat boss doesn't know why he doesn't get close to me recently. What's going on?"

"Koujie, koujie... The cat boss told me that the new cushion you bought for it recently is cheap and made of chemical fiber... It made its skin allergic...koujie... Just change it to pure cotton..."

"So that's it!" The school girl in school uniform covered her mouth and said apologetically to her elf, "I'm sorry, Mr. Cat! I'll buy you a new mat on the way back later..."

Xiaoyou smiled: "The next one..."

"Master Caster, why doesn't my little dear Bleu-chan like the handsome Broussan I introduced to her? Why?"

"Koujie...your Blue loves...well, a Dairubi that I met at the club last month...Koujie..."

"Ah la la la! That's it!" The "chubby" Obasan, who was covered in jewelry and looked like a rich lady, hugged the little elf on her chest tightly - the poor pink one. The Shar-Pei seemed to be rolling his eyes. "Delubi should be the elf of the Saito family... Don't worry, kiss Blue-chan, and I'll go back and arrange a blind date for you!"

Xiaoyou quietly wiped away the cold sweat: "Uh, next person..."

"Master Caster! Please take a look at my Kirby! It seems to be anorexic! Now it can only eat less than ten boxes of elf feed in one meal!"

"Kou, Kou Jie... Kabimon said it accidentally saw how hard you were working to earn food for it... so it decided to go on a diet... Kou Jie..."

"Nani! It's like this!" The tall young man, who looked a little malnourished, hugged his little elf's belly with excitement and burst into tears, "I've made you feel wronged. You're a beast! From now on, just eat with all your heart! I'll work two more jobs..."

The corner of Xiaoyou's mouth twitched slightly: "...Sir, I am deeply moved by the sincere relationship between you and your elf, but please don't let your elf block the door...Next person..."

……

After receiving the first young sissy boy with Nidolan, I don’t know if the naughty boy went there to promote it, or the "performance" when receiving the naughty boy was witnessed by passing tourists, or maybe It's the Yujie version (the original version is a human wife, you know...) Medea is indeed much more popular in appearance than the big-eyed monster. Anyway, after that, in front of Xiaoyou's "caster psychic divination" booth Soon there was an endless stream of customers, and a long queue even started to form...

But so far, Xiaoyou’s financial income is still zero...

This is because the elf acrobatic performance in this town is free of charge... The performers who come here basically want to hone their performance skills or increase their popularity. After all, the little performance fee lost here is nothing compared to the appearance fees you will receive when you become famous and are invited to perform in the future...

There is only one stall similar to Xiaoyou's, an elf divination performance imitating the style of a shrine - the charging standard is the same as the shrine's sesame oil price, only a symbolic five yuan per performance... This is already the price of the entire small stall. The only paid performance in town.

So Xiaoyou's performance here is naturally free... That's why the first naughty kid ran away without paying... So even though customers are queuing up now, a certain transvestite can't even earn a dollar, or even Afterwards, you have to pay the organizer the rental fee for the booth and props...

But even so, Xiaoyou still smiled and seriously received one after another customers who didn't pay for fortune telling...

This is of course not because Xiaoyou’s head was crushed by more than 7,000 rumble rocks... but because the system’s mission was modified after the first naughty kid who didn’t pay ran away in a gorgeous way. :

[Changes in mission rewards: Under the current environment, for every 10 tourists successfully received, 1 special free attribute point will be obtained (special free attribute points can only be used to increase the attribute with the lowest value among the attributes)]

After discovering that the mission had been changed, Xiaoyou immediately started to do arithmetic problems... Without any accidents, it takes about five minutes to divine for one customer, so in one hour, he can basically handle ten tourists and gain a little Special free attribute points; if you continue divination for eight hours a day according to standard working hours, it will be eight points. If you are lucky, you can get nine points. If you use it to add to the lowest system attribute, you can increase three points...

According to the staff of the organizer who rented stalls and props, today is the third day of the event, and this event will last at least a week...

Damn, this is very profitable, isn’t it? It’s almost time to catch up with Celebi’s mission, okay?

Driven by enough profits, Xiaoyou, who was already quite leisurely, almost immediately transformed from an "ordinary caster Medea" into a "violent Medea who met Soichiro Kuzuki", bursting out with 120,000 passion Investing in what is now called divination is actually the second edition of the Chinese version of Xiaojing

In the great cause of spiritual translation...

"Next person!"

"Kou Jie..."

"(Protest dismissed! Hurry up and give us a good show!)"

"Talk and talk!"

"...There are still some glutinous rice dumplings left in Yuanzhu City, so you can eat all you want tonight!"

"Mouth!"

————The Roar of Time————

The elf acrobatic performance held in an unknown town - the town's name is still obscured by a "wele" banner - has reached its sixth day. But at this time, Xiaoyou, who was supposed to be dressing up as an adult magician and setting up a fortune-telling stall near the town square, was already on his way to the next town - there were still two days left to earn attribute points?

Everything is naturally the fault of the system...

On the first day of setting up the stall, every ten tourists received one special free attribute point. Xiaoyou, who performed hard, successfully obtained 9 attribute points, which were added to the defense attribute with the lowest value. But on the second day, probably realizing that it had underestimated the enthusiasm of the transvestite, the system shamelessly increased the conditions for rewarding one attribute point to twenty people... And Xiaoyou didn't close the stall until she returned to the elf center where she was staying in the afternoon. I found that my reward had been brutally cut in half, and I only gained 4 special free attribute points...

As a result, the enthusiasm for cross-dressing suddenly plummeted. After the reward conditions on the third day changed to one attribute point for thirty people, in order not to waste the hard-earned points - there was still one left after using the four attribute points obtained on the second day, and this thing will be used after the mission is over. Will be invalid - Xiaoyou reluctantly continued to set up the stall, and after using up three attribute points, he closed the stall and left without hesitation...

As for the fact that tourists who came here because of their reputation but couldn't find Xiaoyou asked the organizers one after another, "Where did that particularly effective psychic divination performance go?" to the extent that the organizers were distressed, Xiaoyou said that she didn't agree with it at all. None of our business~

Anyway, isn't there a shrine in town that charges five yuan for fortune telling... Although in Xiaoyou's view, the performance, which is almost as good as her own, claims to use the natural bird's future-predicting skills to divine fortune, but in fact it's just asking people to predict the future. The natural bird used telepathy to take out the divination lottery from the shrine to fool people, but the elf's performance was very good, and the uncle in charge of the show was also very good at acting. It was enough to fool the tourists.

……

"Although I was fooled by the system, if I think about it carefully, I have actually made a profit by adding five attributes in total..." Xiaoyou comforted herself as she walked on the road, "But if consumption is included, how much profit can I make? Not necessarily...Axu! Don't look around! I'm talking about you!"

"Jie?" Geng Gui, who was floating next to Xiaoyou, held a bamboo stick in his mouth and showed an innocent expression as if he was lying on his back.

"How dare you show such an expression?" Seeing Geng Gui's appearance, Xiaoyou wanted to kick him. "In three days, I ate all the glutinous rice dumplings left! You guys are not afraid of choking to death!"

"Kou Jie, Kou Jie..." Seeing that being cute didn't work, Geng Gui blinked, then put on an expression like a dead pig that is not afraid of boiling water and hummed - which probably meant that the ghost could not die from choking.

"So brave, Xu..." Xiaoyou knew from one look at Geng Gui's expression that this guy had "reserved" enough glutinous rice dumplings in his stomach at once, and felt that even if he was threatened, he would not be able to eat for one or two meals. Eating is nothing—I have to say that the structure of the digestive system of elves, especially ghost-type elves, is indeed a mystery that even Dr. Oak has not yet figured out...

But this doesn't mean that Xiaoyou has nothing to do with the foodie elf he loves to death. I saw Xiaoyou calmly taking out a small suitcase-shaped portable Poké Ball Exchanger from his backpack and starting to exchange Poké Balls one by one: "Xu, have you seen the forest not far away?"

"...Jie?" Geng Gui responded inexplicably.

"This forest is very close to the town, and the level of the wild elves in it should not be too high..." Xiaoyou closed the box of the portable switch with a "snap" and stood up with several elf balls in his hand. "It should be very suitable for lower-level elves to team up and level up..."

"Kou Jie...?" Gengar began to instinctively sense that something was wrong.

"So Kyon! I now appoint you as the captain of this newly formed team. Go and take the children to level up!" Xiaoyou threw the elf ball towards Gengar, "Come out and find your captain—— Iron Dumbbell, Yukila, Baby Dragon, Shadow Doll, and Snow Boy!”

"Kuh-kou!" Geng Gui showed a horrified expression, turned around and wanted to get into Xiaoyou's shadow, but a mouth full of tiny fangs took the lead and bit the shorts behind Geng Gui's butt. On the tail—let’s assume it’s the tail…

"Mouth Jie—"

The naughty children are a special species with extremely powerful lethality... This is true for both humans and elves...