Pokemon that travel the wrong way

"Now begins the gym challenge between Domon, the gym trainer of Rock Gym, and Xiaoyu, the challenger from Zhenxin Town..." On the dedicated battle field of Rock Gym arranged in a rocky hilly landscape, Xiaoyou and Uncle Tumen were already standing in the trainer area at both ends of the field. Dingchun, a good young man from the neighborhood committee who was not biting, acted as the referee and loudly announced the rules of the game.

The battle method is standard one-on-one, and the number of elves used is limited to two like the Nibi Gym hosted by a certain black-skinned squinty-eyed clan in Kanto - I don’t know if it is because of the rock type in Kanto and Johto. There aren’t many types of elves, right?

Well, there are fossil helmets, sickle helmets, ammonite beasts, spiny ammonite beasts, and she also carries around a fossil pterosaur in Dr. Oak's laboratory and Team Rocket base respectively. A certain pseudonym said that she is actually a rock-type elf from the Kanto City area. There are not as few types as expected...

"Come on, let's put the trainer's blood and perseverance into a battle without any regrets!" Uncle Tuman, who was standing on the battlefield, seemed to have found the feeling quickly. He pulled off the turban tied to his head, revealing A punk hairstyle like a cockscomb—it turns out that the uncle is not actually bald? "This is my first elf——"

The elf ball was thrown and white light flashed. And Xiaoyou had a strange expression on her face...

"What kind of elf is this?"

Originally, Xiaoyou had expected that the elves used by Uncle Tumen, a muscular brother with such a tough appearance, should also be tall and powerful, with... stones, such as large rock snakes and armored tyrannosaurs. What. But this little elf in front of me...

He is over one meter tall, with a slender body like a stick, brown bark like tree bark, slender arms like tree branches and leaf-green claws, short feet like tree roots, twisted facial features like tree trunk lines, and branches on top of his head. The irregular protrusions on the branches... No matter how you look at it, Xiaoyou thinks that this thing is a funny version of the tree man summoned by a weird professional named "Druid" in a certain game after drinking too much morning dew wine—— The reason why it is called a funny version is because this elf has been twisting and turning in place obscenely since it came out of the elf ball, giving people a strong "shaking impression... like dry cracks" He kept making strange sounds like "Uso~Uso~" from his mouth...

Isn’t it said that Locke Gym is a rock-type gym? This weird thing in front of me seems to be of grass type, right?

"Hahaha!" Uncle Tumen seemed to see the entanglement and confusion in Xiaoyou's eyes, and said with a smile. "It seems like this is your first time seeing an elf like the Nonsense Tree, right? Even though it looks like this, it is a real rock elf!"

"Ahaha, is that so..." Now that someone has seen it out, Xiaoyou took out the elf illustration...

[Nonsense tree, imitating an elf. Rock properties, hardness properties. Race values: hp70, attack 100, defense 115, special attack 30, special defense 65, speed 30, total 410. Introduction: Although it often imitates trees to protect itself from attacks, its body structure is closer to rocks. It is naturally afraid of water and will disappear when it rains. 】

"Uh, not only is it really a rock type, it's also a pure rock type..." Xiaoyou's mouth twitched and she put away the illustrated book, "Looking like this, are you planning to deceive the trainers who want to catch it..."

It is conceivable that when trainers meet the Nonsense Tree for the first time, their first reaction is to regard it as a grass-type elf, and then they naturally come up with elf types that can restrain grass-type elf, such as flying type and insect type. , fire type, etc... As a result, of course, he was tortured into a dog by the Nonsense Tree, which is actually a rock type...

Nonsense Tree, do you know that you are so aggressive and deceitful to Dr. Damu...

However, in gym battles, for well-prepared trainers, the deceptive appearance of the nonsense tree obviously has no effect. As an elf with a single rock attribute, whether it's a four-armed philosophical brother, a vine-touching expert, or a certain flash of light or a certain vehicle, Xiaoyou can deal with it. Tons of effects and incredible damage...

Only this time, Xiaoyou had already decided in advance which elf to use...

Decisively take out the selected Poké Ball and throw:

"Metal monster, attack!"

"Buzz--" Accompanied by a slight buzz of metal vibration and tiny electric sparks, the light cyan metal monster just floated on the battlefield - this is Xiaoyou seeing the evolved shape of the metal monster. The "good habit" specially developed for him: as soon as he appears on the stage, he will automatically give himself an electromagnetic floating buff...

The use of metal monsters is, on the one hand, an actual combat test of the combat effectiveness of the newly evolved metal monsters, and at the same time, it is also a bit of a show-off - after all, the evolution has just been completed, and it is inevitable that there will be no small mistakes such as improper control of power during combat. , it seems that the battle will naturally be more difficult, which makes Uncle Tumen's image more "tall"...

Moreover, before the battle began, Dingchun had quietly revealed some "intelligence" to Xiaoyou: elves using rock and steel types would have a chance of allowing Uncle Tumen to perform extremely well - the former could cause rock type users to panic. Resonance, the latter can ignite resentment towards a certain steel-type gym trainer...

"Ah! It's actually a hateful steel type!" Sure enough, as soon as the metal monster appeared, Uncle Domen judged this guy's attribute (one) from its metallic shell, and he immediately became more ignited. "Come here! Even if it's a steel-type opponent, the elves at Rock Gym won't be afraid!"

The uncle seemed to want the challenger to attack first, so Xiaoyou gave the order without politeness: "(Metal monster, use alloy claws!)"

Compared with the opponent who was twisting and screaming, the metal monster, which was much more stable in appearance and style, silently raised its thick arm, and the three pointed claws on it were glowing as if they had been applied with more than ten layers of wax. With a shining metallic luster, the metal monster rushed forward while hovering at low altitude. At the same time, it did not forget to take advantage of its own body structure. After approaching the nonsense tree, it suddenly spun itself, trying to turn the ordinary alloy claws into more powerful ones. The powerful "Alloy Right Uppercut" - the steel type is as effective as the rock type. The metal monster seems to be planning to hit the wretched-looking nonsense tree hard with the first blow...

But the Nonsense Tree is not a wild monster jumping out of the grass on the roadside - when the metal monster approaches the Nonsense Tree with its claws, Uncle Tumen immediately shouts an order: "Nonsense Tree, avoid it and use Imitation!"

So the painful scene that made Xiaoyou almost shout that the coach cheated appeared: Hu Shuoshu continued to shout "Uso~Uso~" with strange screams while performing a level comparable to that of a national-level gymnast. With the flexibility of his body, he suddenly bent the long stick-shaped body like a tree trunk into a "C" shape, allowing the metal monster's right uppercut to swing over his head - Damn, this cliff is

Let’s cheat! Where did the rock-type elf get such flexibility as if he had eaten a rubber rubber fruit? You can't say that just because you look like a tree, you can really do the splits like a tree... Uh, that's not right! Even if it’s really a tree, you can’t play like this, dear!

Immediately afterwards, the Nonsense Tree continued to shout "Uso~Uso~" and waved its branch-like arms. The large leaf-like claws were shining with the same metallic luster as the metal monster's arms. And Kamechi struck hard right below the metal monster's basin-like body structure - Alloy Claw·Sholong Fist mode!

Xiaoyou's eyes widened. This was the first time he had seen such a unique skill. He could copy the opponent's skill completely and then counterattack it intact! It looks so high-end and classy!

Fortunately, the alloy claw, a steel attribute skill, has very limited effect on metal monsters that are also of the steel type, and the metal monster's body structure without legs does not have the critical point of "between the legs", so the metal monster does not suffer much. After the damage, he regained his balance after rolling in the air and stopped, carefully staring at the wretched opponent who twisted even more vigorously after the successful blow...

"(Metal Monster, come again) Alloy Claw!" Xiaoyou ordered again. After all, the newly evolved Metal Monster doesn't have many skills yet, and the alloy claw's damage will be limited even if it is imitated again. "(Be careful this time, don't be avoided by the other party in strange ways...)"

"Nonsense Tree, continue to use imitation!" Uncle Tumen on the opposite side also gave the order at the same time.

The metal monster swayed slightly up and down, then raised its claws and charged forward again with its alloy claws. And the wretched tree on the opposite side...we mean the nonsense tree also screams "Uso~Uso~" - let's talk about how persistent it is in response to the weird screams - waving the same metallic shiny branches He walked up to him with his arms and short legs. I saw two elves rushing in front of each other, and then launched a "Cross Passionate Face-breaking Fist" without hesitation...

"..." The metal monster retreated slightly, and there were a few slight scratches near the horn between the two red eyes.

"Uso~" The nonsense tree staggered back a few steps, its bark-like face sunken and becoming even more distorted.

While the effect is poor, the effect is outstanding. The nonsense tree that looks like a grass type but is actually a rock type obviously suffers a lot...

"(Metal Monster goodjob! One more blow) Alloy Claw!"

"Don't be afraid of the nonsense tree! Use imitation!"

boom!puff!

The two elves fought again under the command of their respective trainers. Hu Shuoshu took advantage of his height - although this thing is only a little over one meter, but after all, its opponent is a "basin" height. This thing can only be said to be haha ​​- imitating the alloy claws and hammering it hard from top to bottom. On the top of the head of the metal monster, the floating metal monster bounced to the ground; while the metal monster showed no sign of weakness and hit the waist of the nonsense tree with a side hook, almost knocking the figure of the nonsense tree from "1" to " 7”……

After two consecutive exchanges of injuries, Hu Huishu, who had suffered the loss at his grandma's house, obviously couldn't keep up with his physical strength. His arms hung down weakly, and his long body no longer twisted obscenely, "Wu Shushu" Suo~Usuo~" The monster's cry also became weak... Xiaoyou can be sure that if the alloy claw comes again, this guy will definitely kneel down and receive the lunch.

"But this style of play is obviously unscientific, isn't it? How can anyone be so stubborn despite knowing that their attributes are disadvantageous..." Xiaoyou quietly frowned, "Uncle Tumen is also a gym trainer after all, so there is no way he only has such a mindless tactic... ...There must be a trap here! Then..."

Thinking of this, Xiaoyou decisively ordered: "(Metal Monster, continue to use) alloy claws!"

We're just here to show off, aren't we? If you don't lose a game, you can't show that your noble uncle is wise and mighty!

"Good opportunity!" Seeing the metal monster charging forward again under Xiaoyou's order, Uncle Tumen's eyes burst into frightening light, "Nonsense Tree, use Death Struggle!!"

The dying struggle is another skill that Xiaoyou has never seen used by anyone...

I saw a faint red light emerging from the body of the nonsense tree, and then closed his eyes, "Uso! Uso!" He yelled and rushed towards the metal monster with dancing steps...

Originally, with the speed of the metal monster in the magnetic levitation state, he could easily fly away with one claw before the nonsense tree's bastard punch hit him, but the "aura" of the nonsense tree's brainless pig-like protrusion was too astonishing, and with his own The trainer deliberately put some water in it, and as a result, the metal monster was slapped on the head and face by the branches of the nonsense tree with both arms, and flew out in a state of disgrace - the power of this move in its dying struggle seemed to be unexpectedly powerful...

I saw the metal monster being knocked away for a long distance and then hovering in place for a moment, as if hesitating for something, and then it simply fell to the ground, motionless...

"..." Ding Lip, who was serving as the referee, also seemed a little confused. After observing and confirming that the metal monster was no longer moving, he raised the referee flag in his hand. "The metal monster loses the ability to fight, and the nonsense tree wins!"

ps: Because I clicked on the wrong directory when downloading, I watched Chapter xy16 a little late. .

To be honest, there's nothing to complain about in episode 16, it's just two cute electric mice and their "adopted" loli acting cute. . Although the electric mouse is basically cute all the time. . But this statement was particularly powerful. . Even the flame-eared fox is just acting cute and eating tree branches. .

I had to rewind and watch the scene of little Yurika lighting up the sleeping electric mouse and shaking it seven or eight times so that I wouldn’t talk nonsense about it. .

Yurika, as always, "went into heat for her brother" and was taken away. . Stallone's invention is also as consistent as ever in making afro hair. . Before the explosion, Xiaozhi worshiped it with starry eyes as always. .

You still don’t have to rub your cheeks when fighting with electric rats (unhappy!). . A scumbag like the Sting Bee still worked hard to explain what numerical superiority is, and then was pulled away by Pikachu. .

Married woman Na is still in the spotlight. . But this time she was the one cooking. . It’s finally transformed from a vase into a multifunctional vase. . But the green thing on top of that plate of spaghetti bolognese is a monster. . Is it a whole piece of green pepper? . Leaves?

Considering the excellent synchronization rate of the last two loli and their older siblings. . Stallone, why don't you just marry this girl this time?

The Rockets trio had no role at all in this episode. . But you’ll understand after watching the preview for the next issue. . In this episode, they must be working hard to save money for materials to build the Meow Robot that will appear in the next episode. .

By the way, the NPCs in the Kalos area are working really hard. . Xiaozhi and the others had to remain motionless and act like sculptures on the street if they didn't talk to each other. .