Pokemon that travel the wrong way

——Full chapter name: I would like to use the title of this chapter to commemorate the 315th chapter of Innocent Shenyin. We will not admit that it is too troublesome to change the chapter name, so I am too lazy to change the wrong one————

————True·Chapter name: Irresponsibly bringing up bad children. . ————

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"The Big Rock Snake loses the ability to fight, and Shakira wins! Therefore, the winner is Xiaoyou from Zhenxin Town!"

Although the Big Rock Snake has extremely excellent physical defense capabilities, its physical defense is powerless against the evil wave of special attacks. In addition, it was hit by another unexpectedly effective noise attack that greatly reduced its defense. There was an earthquake that shook the crowd, so after being hit by the black ring energy emitted by Shakira, the big rock snake knelt down very decisively... and Dingchun, as the referee, immediately announced the end of the game without any bias.

"Ah ha ha ha! I lose, I lose!" After taking back his elf, Uncle Tumen didn't look depressed at all. He laughed boldly and walked up to Xiaoyou, took out one from his pants pocket and said The museum badge was handed over. "There are no regrets in an upright battle! This is the rock badge of Rock Gym, accept it proudly!"

"Ah, thank you..." Xiaoyou smiled and took the badge and looked at it. This gray-brown badge is narrow at the top and wide at the bottom. It is roughly in the shape of an irregular trapezoid. There is only a simple zigzag line on the top, which separates a smaller trapezoid with the same irregular shape on the badge. It seems to be abstract. It looks like two rocks, one big and one small...

However, the more Xiaoyou looks at it, the more he feels that the shape of this badge is like the ninja forehead protection logo of Iwa Ninja Village in "Fire Ninja"...

[Rock Badge: The power of rock skills increases by 10%/Defense +1]

"Dear, I have recorded all the battles just now!" Aunt Qiuzi, who appeared on the sidelines at some point, came over with a DV camera in her hand, "With such a wonderful video of the battle, Ke Xia Jiang will definitely Are you impressed by our own gym?"

"Yeah!" As soon as he mentioned his little daughter, Tumen, who looked like a generous uncle just now, immediately changed into a wretched and idiotic daughter-in-law. "Kasha-chan will definitely think that daddy is so handsome, right? Then she will come back to daddy, right?"

If that girl named Ke Xia sees you, uncle, looking like a ghost father in reserve, she will definitely hide as far away as possible. Xiaoyou thought to herself with a polite smile on her face.

The fact that she didn’t call the police to Junsha means that she still has you as her father in her heart, right?

[Side mission: "Solid as a Rock!" completed, rewarded with defense +1, free attribute +4, skill learner, rock cutting]

[Affiliated side mission: "Burn Ogi-san!" takes effect, reward +50%, changed to defense +2, special defense +1, skill learner: stone blade]

——— Wave of Evil———

Due to the request of a certain daughter-in-law uncle - a request that was like a beggar wallowing in vain - Xiaoyou rested for one night in Rock Town and set out early the next morning, heading towards the "base camp dominated by evil forces." , "the birthplace of all evil in the world", "the place overflowing with poison and curses"... set out for Asakusa City.

On the way, we passed a place called Xinyuchi. The elf center built here is said to be the best water elf treatment and rehabilitation center in the Johto area and even in the world. It has the most complete diagnosis and treatment technology and facilities for water elf. condition. It is a place that many trainers traveling in Johto make a special trip to.

However, Xiaoyou personally feels that the biggest selling point here is not the treatment and rehabilitation of water elves, but that Miss Joy here is also a "wonderful species" - Joey is obviously the best at treating and taking care of water elves. Miss, she is very afraid and disgusted with water elves...

Xiaoyou can imagine what kind of tangled expression a certain water elf controller next to Xiaozhi would have on his face after seeing this weird Miss Joy...

Because it is free for trainers, so based on the stingy principle of "free is the best", Xiaoyou took out his water elf for a complete health checkup. As a result, we really found out the health risks of our own water elf——

"Due to its body structure, Gyarados' head has a higher bone density than other parts. Therefore, without the buoyancy of water to help reduce weight, it is easy to put a burden on the muscles of the neck and waist, so don't let it Leaving the water for too long..." Miss Joy's voice sounded a bit strange because of the thick deep-water diving suit. In fact, this Miss Joy was standing on the shore talking to Xiaoyou - no Wrong, Miss Joy from Xinyuchi has to wear a deep-water diving suit before she dares to approach the water elf...

"Ah, I will pay attention to it in the future." Speaking of which, Xiaoyou has a strong sense of identity with this "odd species" Miss Joy - the wet, slimy and greasy water elf is really not pleasing to the eye. Miss Joy, I understand your difficulties!

----earthquake----

After passing Xinyuchi, there is a desert hilly area. Xiaoyou doesn't know how this strange landform of forest on the front foot, pond on the back foot, and desert on the back foot and Gobi was formed, but the whole desert looks like

It looked quite deserted, so after trekking for less than ten minutes, the transvestite trainer, whose curiosity and freshness was exhausted, directly rode on the fossil pterosaur and flew over there...

After passing through this desert, it is the seaside port city with developed industry and commerce, Qiancong City... Well, there is a seaport next door to the desert. Don't ask Xiaoyou why, Xiaoyou himself doesn't know...

Although it is a big city, the Asakusa Gym in Asakusa City is also one of the city's landmarks. The location is clearly marked on the signs on the streets. Xiaoyou found the gym easily without asking passers-by.

The design of Asakusa Gym is very strange. The lower half of the entire gym is a three-story pyramid-like structure, with the outer wall covered by large blue metal plates; and the buildings above three floors are like pyramids with the spire cut off, and then It looks like an office building with half an office... Such a "novel and bold" and "unique" idea, a country boy from a rural town... Nian You said that the designers must have brains as smart as hot monkeys...

"Is there anyone there?" After the rant was over, the gym battle still had to be fought, so Xiaoyou stepped forward and knocked on the door.

"Welcome." With a seemingly childish girl's voice, the steel door automatically opened slowly to both sides.

"Okay, full metal automatic door..." Xiaoyou walked into the gym and whispered to himself. "At least in terms of hardware equipment, it completely beats Locke Gym..."

There was not a single light lit in the all-metal gym hall, which looked very dark. It was not known if the gym trainer wanted to create pressure on the trainers who came to challenge him in this way. However, Xiaoyou, who had long been nurtured by a large number of exotic creatures under his command to have extremely strong nerves, did not react at all to this. He very calmly followed the instructions of the female voice from the loudspeaker from nowhere, and followed the steel pillars erected on both sides. Walk all the way down the wide corridor and come to the second metal door.

"Okay, please come in." Following the words of the mysterious female voice, the second metal door slowly slid open to both sides. As the spotlights lit up, what appeared in front of Xiaoyou was a large battle arena with all-metal facilities except for the venue itself. Opposite Xiaoyou, another similar metal door was slowly opening. …

Xiaoyou said that the gym trainers at Qiancong Gym are better at showing off than the muscular men at Locke Gym...

"I've kept you waiting!" A cute girl wearing a yellow dress, carrying a small satchel, and short dark green hair came out from behind the opened door... To be precise, she was a Loli, because she looked even prettier than Xiaoyou. He looks several years younger.

"I am Mikan, the gym trainer of this Asakusa Gym!" The little Loli seemed to be trying very hard to behave more maturely. "The trainer who comes to challenge is you, right?"

Xiaoyou: "..."

The little loli who calls herself Mikan: "Well, as a gym trainer, I can't escape from the battle. I, Mikan, accept your challenge!"

Xiaoyou: "..."

The little Loli took out the elf ball: "The number of elf used is three! Only the challenger can change it midway... Hey, why don't you say anything?"

Xiaoyou sighed: "Little sister Kexia, do your family members know that you have become the gym trainer of Qian Cong Gym?"

"What, what, what, what, what, Ke Xia!" The little Loli suddenly couldn't even speak. "I, I, I don't know what Ke Xia is! I, I, I am Mikan, the gym trainer of Qian Cong Gym! I am not talented. Sneaked away from Locke Town’s home!!”

...If all the prisoners encountered during the interrogation were this type, Miss Junsha would definitely wake up laughing in her dreams, right?

"Don't hold on, kid..." Xiaoyou took out the rock badge she got from Uncle Muscle: "I came from Locke Town, I know everything I need to know..."

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu”

"Huh?" Xiaoyou keenly heard the key information in Xiao Loli's words, "Isn't the gym trainer Mikan here?"

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu””The little Loli ignored the transvestite’s questions and continued to feel sorry for herself, “I worked so hard and spent the entire night applying waterproof paint on the big rock snake…”

"Uh, waterproof paint?" Xiaoyou said with a dark look on his face, "Are all the trainers you think of as challengers stupid? No matter how you apply paint, it will look different, right?"

"Ugh..." The little Loli was still sobbing in a fake way, "Although it has turned yellow, I can say that this is a glitter elf..."

"The texture of paint looks different from stone, right?" Xiaoyou sighed again: "If you ask me, you might as well try waxing..."

"what?"

"If you wax it, it will look smoother at most. You can fool it with the excuse of 'well maintained'," Xiaoyou said very "seriously" to the naughty child in front of her. A glitter elf with a pungent smell of paint is much more reliable, isn't it?"

"Oh! That's it, that's it..."