Pokemon that travel the wrong way

Nearly a week has passed since Xiaoyou stepped into the battle tower.

Although he was unhappy with being tricked by the "half-price discount ends today" trick, but thinking about it carefully, he didn't sincerely want to trick him. Xiaoyou could only grit his teeth and continue beating the children in the battle tower to earn points and kill time. Then I spent a whole day and finally got Iwakiri's skill learner before the battle tower closed the next day.

However, there are also relative side effects. Due to the "terrorist activities" of killing children frantically these days, Xiaoyou has been nicknamed "the flat-chested witch with a survival rate of only 1 in 21" among the trainers who hang out in the battle tower—— The "1/21 survival rate" refers to the fact that Xiaoyou will deliberately lose one game after every twenty consecutive wins to avoid the forced promotion of the matching system. As for "flat chest"...

Damn, you’re the one with flat chests... Uh, that’s not right! You are the witch! Your whole family is a witch! !

Xiaoyou didn't have many measures to deal with such rumors. During the battle, he severely punished those trainers who pointed at him and shouted in horror, "Here we go! One in 21 flat-chested witches!" Just beat him to death...

In the end, a certain transvestite's unscrupulous harvesting behavior attracted the attention of the battle tower management. The management uncles lamented that they still underestimated the lower limit of today's younger generation of trainers, and made some changes to the relevant battle promotion rules. Promotion changes: Reduce the additional reward for seven consecutive wins to 3 points, and change the criterion for promotion and relegation from the number of consecutive wins to the victory rate...

So when Xiaoyou came to brush up BP points again on the fourth day, she suddenly discovered that the rules had been updated overnight, and she was kicked to the advanced area by the updated new rules - the lowest was eight. A badge, that is, a trainer in the advanced zone above the average level of the alliance conference. Although Xiaoyou can still maintain a good winning rate, he can no longer crush him as easily and casually as he did in the intermediate zone. Sometimes he is unlucky. Opponents whose attributes are severely suppressed will be exploded accidentally... In short, the efficiency of BP point farming suddenly drops.

Faced with such a situation, Xiaoyou had no choice but to give up the idea of ​​speeding up the efficiency and settled down to treat the battle tower battles as a time-killing pastime and as a practical training for the elves. In addition to the most standard one-on-one duel, Xiaoyou will also participate in rare modes such as two-on-two, three-on-three, doubles, and alliances as long as he encounters them, and will all those guys who usually have a low chance of showing up. In order to gain a sense of presence on the battlefield... even Duduli, who is almost a full-time transportation vehicle and has very few battles, was sent out to fight a two-person team battle - of course, in that round, Duduli was a pig The temperament of his teammates was so great that he almost made his temporary teammates cry...

Different mentalities lead to different efficiencies. Therefore, the exchange for the grating cannon was only 20 points more than the price of Yanqi, but it took nearly three days longer than Yanqi. After getting the second skill disc, Xiaoyou, who felt that he had been cheated again, decided to immediately challenge the Asakusa Gym to change his mood...

Why do I say I was cheated again... That's because the Battle Tower organizer compensated for the temporary change of rules: a 20% discount on all prize redemptions within a week. As a result, there was a balance of just enough BP points to redeem the grating cannon... Xiaoyou even suspected that this was actually a trick by the organizer to trap the trainers - just like those online games on earth that sell props to make money, virtual There is always a subtle difference between the price of props and the denomination of the recharge card...

So the transvestite trainer, with the intention of spending all the points at once and never coming back again in the short term, held the extra BP points and walked around the counters. After a few rounds, he had an extra BP point in his pocket called A poisonous bead thing.

Xiaoyou found this thing at the equipment and props counter. Among the many props whose exchange prices were around one or two hundred points, only this poison bead and another thing called the flame bead were particularly cheap. Xiaoyou's points were just enough to exchange for one. After thinking about it, the pseudo-mother decided to seek the opinion of her "little friend" Xu, and Gengar did not hesitate to choose the poison bead that was closer in color to his own.

Then Xiaoyou took this glass bead with a thick purple mist lingering inside in his hand...

Then Xiaoyou suddenly wanted to curse...

[Poison Pearl: Poison the elf holding this prop. (Do you think this is a prop that makes the elf's attacks have poison properties? It's so sweet... years!)]

Damn, is this thing used to trick your father? Where did Jue Jue come from to trick his father, right? Where did the cliff come from to trick me? What a mess it is to poison yourself! Or should I say that the correct way to use this thing is to run up to the opponent's elf before the battle begins, show a sunny smile full of affinity and say "Hello, before the battle, I will give you a gift, please accept it~" and then stuff the beads into the opponent's elf. In the arms of an elf?

With a tangled look on his face, Xiaoyou opened the system, gritted his teeth and spent a hundred yuan to find out several scientific methods of using this thing: such as using tricks, sneak exchanges, and passing gifts to transfer beads to the opponent to poison the opponent—— But there are relatively few elves who know these skills; they can either lure opponents to steal or ask for skills so that they can get beads and then poison them... But there are not many elves who know these skills, and even if they do, they may not be able to use them... And the key is The key to these uses is that you must first equip your elf with this thing. If you accidentally lose it, you will still be in trouble...

No wonder it's so cheap... Xiaoyou gritted his teeth as he recalled the counter clerk's apologetic look on his face when he said he couldn't return the goods. You must feel so happy to have eliminated the troublesome backlog of goods, right?

I don’t know what the mentality is - maybe it’s Xiaoyou’s tsundere mentality that only I can cheat others but not others (this mentality is obviously not very good...), the system took the initiative to send some benefits very rarely:

[Achievement Obtained: First victory in the battle tower! Participate in battle tower battles and emerge victorious! Reward money +500】

[Achievement Obtained: Ten consecutive victories in the battle tower! Get 10 wins in the Battle Tower! Reward free attribute +1, money +200]

[Achievement Obtained: Kill a Hundred People in the Battle Tower! Get 100 wins in the Battle Tower! Reward free attribute +2, money +300】

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However, the system gives out benefits in return - to be honest, it doesn't give out many benefits - so if you are cheated, you are still being cheated. Xiaoyou, who still has a long face but a small face, came to Qian Cong Gym.

I originally expected to vent my resentment in the gym battle, but found that the door of the gym was still closed...

"...So why did it become like this?" Xiaoyou stood at the gate of Qian Cong Gym with an unhappy look on his face.

complained loudly. "As a gym trainer, your master 'Master' is a little too irresponsible, isn't he?"

"Well... because Guang'er's condition is still recovering, Miss Migan is really worried." Kexia, the little lolita from the Qiao family, explained with an awkward smile on her face, "Anyway, Master is still not here. It’s in the museum…”

But the "Guang'er" in Xia's mouth is the "culprit" who caused Qian Cong Gym to be in seclusion for more than a week. It is an electric dragon. Although the name contains the word "dragon", it does not have dragon attributes. Instead, it is a pure electric elf evolved from Meili Sheep and Mian. It doesn't look majestic at all. It looks like a hybrid creature with bright yellow fur and black markings, the appearance of a sheep, and the body of a kangaroo. It is said that the red round crystalline tissue on this guy's tail can emit light at night like a light bulb that can shine very far. Bright light was once used as a biological lighting tool in the lighthouse by the port city of Asakusa...

The so-called illness is actually because the light of the "light bulb" on the tail of Electric Dragon Guang'er has become unstable recently...

"Are you kidding me? It's just that the tail doesn't light up anymore. Just throw a few hundred thousand volts at it to recharge it!" Xiaoyou was slightly furious, "Why don't you make such a fuss!"

"You can't use such a rough method!" Kexia Loli waved her hands repeatedly, "Mikan Master's Guang'er is very influential in Asakusa City! In order to commemorate its contribution, when the mechanical lighthouse of the heart was built a few years ago , they deliberately did not demolish the old lighthouse..."

In short, this is a big-name electric dragon that is quite old and seems to be very good at relying on its old age. And even though the Kampo special medicine ordered from Zhanlan City had been picked up a few days ago, one of the characteristics of Kampo - that is, traditional Chinese medicine - is that it does not take effect as quickly as Western medicine. The big-name Mr. Electric Dragon is still recovering, and the gym trainer Miss Mikan is still waiting in front of Electric Dragon...

"Then what should I do?" If it weren't for the fact that the person in front of him was a little loli who was much funnier than him, Xiaoyou would have considered lying on the ground and cheating without getting up in the gym battle. "Are we going to have to wait like this for trainers like me who come to challenge us?"

"Well... you can also go to Zhanlan City!" Ke Xia rolled his eyes and said, "There are regular ships sailing from Qiancong City to Zhanlan City, which is very convenient! And there is also a gym in Zhanlan City! I have talked to you before The same trainers who came to challenge just couldn’t wait, so they went to Zhanlan City first! You can also challenge Zhanlan Gym first, and then wait until you come back from Zhanlan City, Master Mikan will definitely be free!"

"Oh, is that so?" Xiaoyou took out the manual from her bag and looked at it. It did say that there is a fighting gym in Zhanlan City. "Okay, then I'll go to Zhanlan City to take a look first. But...if the door isn't open here when I come back from Zhanlan City, I will arrest you and force your master to open the door!"

"Eh? This has nothing to do with me!"

"Stop talking nonsense! This is called repaying a teacher's debt! If you still don't open the door by then, I will send it back to your master in an envelope!"

"There can't be an envelope that big, right!?"

"Send it in dozens of times!"

"Eh--"

————Jet flame————

A side story that is basically irrelevant to the main plot:

"Are you telling the truth!?" The young Shamat aristocratic young man who had just recovered from a serious illness and came out of the inpatient department of the hospital stood at the door of the battle tower. He grabbed the shoulders of a battle tower trainer and shook him vigorously, " That damn witch has really left!?”

"That's right, someone saw her leaving on the scheduled ship to Zhanlan City..." The young man named Matt, who was just passing by and was the innocent trainer who was killed, shook his eyes until they almost turned into mosquito coils. "Hurry up and let go..."

"Hahaha!" Shamat smiled up at the sky and rushed into the battle tower, "Then the damn guy is finally gone! My time has finally come!"

Passer-by trainer: "...is this crazy?"

Shamate-kun, who was in an excited mood, was not only in good condition today, but also seemed to have good luck. Several opponents he encountered in a row were either mediocre in strength or had their attributes suppressed. They were defeated by Shamate-kun one after another. Soon, Shamate-kun's consecutive attacks The number of wins has accumulated to six...

"That damn purple-haired trainer is no longer here..." After quickly matching the seventh match, Shamate walked into the elevator excitedly. "Finally... I can finally win my first seven-game winning streak! Although I don't know why the winning streak rewards have been lowered, but the redemption prizes are also discounted at 20% anyway..."

The elevator door opened, and Shamate walked into the battle field confidently: "I kept you waiting for so long! Although I'm a little sorry, I have already booked the victory in this battle... huh?"

The young trainer standing opposite looked inexplicably familiar to Shamat: he was in his teens, wearing a neat camouflage short coat, a face that was slightly childish but still heroic, and a head that seemed to be on fire at any time. Fiery red short hair... I always feel like I've seen it somewhere before?

"Oh!" The red-haired boy looked full of energy, not dissatisfied at all because of Shamate's arrogant declaration when he entered the scene. "I heard that you can fight with powerful trainers here, so I came here... Now it seems that I didn't come to the wrong place! I am Xia Chengxun from Cerulean City, please give me your advice!"

"Ugh!!" Shamat finally remembered where he had seen this boy... This guy... This guy was the trainer who had been with that damn purple-haired witch at the Goblet of Fire competition in Hyuga Town. !

Calm down... I want to calm down! Shamat's eyes were wide open and his face was pale with sweat. This guy lost to Zi Mao in the end! His strength might not be that great! As long as you calm down... maybe you can still... No! You can definitely win!

"Then let's start the battle..." Because across the battlefield, the young-looking red-haired girl didn't notice the abnormality in Shamate's face, and threw the elf ball first. "Go, Nobunaga!" "

"Roar!!" As soon as the muscular fire-breathing dragon appeared, it looked up to the sky and sprayed out a large stream of blazing flames, demonstrating its presence in a high-profile manner.

"..." Shamat raised his arm tremblingly, looked at the elf ball in his hand, and felt like crying...

In this battle, the elf it chose was Sister Mizui...

"This world is unreal!!"