Pokemon that travel the wrong way

After the gay captain Haruki arrived, the occupation changed from a roughly even match to a one-sided beating.

After all, they are still two yamu. Kinoshita Yu's Latios and Desert Dragonfly can only trap one yamu together. If it is Haruki's flying wing type that is better at aerial combat, it will be even more difficult. Plus that self-destructing magnet that likes evil people. At this time, Xiaoyou will happily cooperate with the other Yameng to use the old routine of AOE + point kill, and easily beat the lone elf until it can no longer take care of itself.

Then after solving several flying elves of the agents in this way, Xiaoyou, who was less stressed, said that he could now use some new tricks...

Kinoshita Yu's two elves are both of the dragon attribute. The elves of this attribute generally have good racial talent and excellent attribute resistance. The only ones that can cause outstanding damage to them are the ice attribute and the dragon attribute. itself. But for an unscrupulous trainer who carries seventeen elves with him, it is not difficult at all to find the corresponding attributes...

He took out the elf ball and used a red ray to put the gem starfish back into the ball. He took out another elf ball with his other hand and threw it away:

"(Iron-clad shellfish, use icicle needles to suppress it! Storm Salamander will use Dragon Wave after targeting that guy's dodge route!)"

The big purple-gray shell held up in the air by the two front claws of the violent salamander grabbed the two spikes on the shell. It made a strange sound similar to Gengar's "Kou Jie Kou Jie" and shot out from the large spike in the middle of its head. A series of ice spikes slammed into Yu's two elves, while the violent salamander opened its big mouth full of sharp teeth, and a blue energy fireball hung at its mouth and was aimed for a long time before launching it. It hit Latios in one fell swoop, who was forced to run around by the icicle needle and had no time to care about the others. With one clean blow, he turned it into a fireball that fell towards the sea...

"Good job!" Xiaoyou waved his fist excitedly, "Even if you are hit by the dragon wave of the violent salamander, you will lose half your life! Then only the sand is left... I will strangle it!?"

With the expression on the face of the cross-dresser, a soft green light glowed all over the fallen Latios, and then just before falling into the sea, he climbed up at a large angle and flew up again, his whole body Smooth and smooth with no trace of injury visible...

"Have you made a mistake?" Xiaoyou almost pulled out the communicator from his waist and threw it into the sea, "Coach! Where is the coach!? Can a dragon-type elf with a race value of 600 regenerate itself? Isn't this the job of an ordinary trainer? !”

Anger is anger, Xiaoyou can't find a referee to throw a red card in the face of that hateful white-haired prosecutor - in fact, even if there is a referee, he probably won't betray and commit a foul - so Xiaoyou He could only grit his teeth and set his target again on the other desert dragonfly: "Armored clam, violent salamander! This time focus on the green one! I don't believe that both of your elves can regenerate themselves!"

"Wao" Although if the same trick is used repeatedly, the opponent will be on guard and it will not be effective, but Kinoshita Yu's elf is not a Saint Seiya after all, and the advantage in the battle is still on Team Rocket's side, so there is a lot of discussion After the melee, Xiaoyou finally seized the opportunity to rush to the desert dragonfly and let the violent salamander shoot this guy who didn't look like a dragonfly at all with a "dragon tail swing".

Then Xiaoyou saw a pink elf next to the figure in the white windbreaker on the yacht. When Xiaoyou saw the elf, she subconsciously felt a chill in the back of her head... And because of this certain The psychological shadow in the sense caused Xiaoyou to slow down his movements by half a beat. As a result, with the help of some skills of the pink elf, the desert dragonfly also flew up again vigorously...

"Fuck your sister's auspicious eggs! Fuck your sister's healing waves!" Seeing that the pink elf was planning to throw some skills to the elf that had been shot down by other agents, a certain transvestite Directly fried. "I didn't take it out for fun earlier, but it makes me sick at this time, right? The Storm Salamander, the Armored Shellbat, and Ya Meng! Let us blast away the broken ship with a volley of destruction and death rays!!"

"Calm down, Captain Yurika! Dr. Saiba is still inside..."

"Never mind it! Macchiato is down there anyway, just let her pick him up when the time comes!"

"We are here to save people, not to retrieve corpses..."

———Self Regeneration———

In the end, Xiaoyou didn't blow up the yacht and sink it.

On the one hand, the only remaining trace of reason in his head said that if he really killed the bald doctor who would definitely be called by the wrong name, a certain uncle who always had a serious expression would be very angry, and the consequences would probably be very serious. Seriously, on the other hand, it’s because I received a bit of painful information...

Relying on the extremely despicable and unscrupulous self-regeneration + healing wave + egg laying skills of Latios and the Pink Geely Egg, Kinoshita Yu barely managed to maintain the battle. In order not to be dragged to death by the attrition tactic, Xiaoyou also asked Macchiato to give up the underwater assassination tactic and retreat to the rear, and put Gardevoir on the back of Macchiato's giant-winged flying fish to act as his own HP supply. stand……

In this way, he was beaten all the way to regain blood, and the yacht was getting closer and closer to Odomare. It was almost time to see the two iconic sculptures near the city port. Xiaoyou was still placed in the water. After the battle was mainly concentrated in the air, Menas, who had already filled a large bucket of soy sauce, suddenly heard the news through mental communication. : A very strange Gyarados was found underwater approaching here.

The reason why the adjective "weird" is used is mainly because the body shape of this "Gyarados" is too fat compared to the normal Gyarados, and the way it swims in the water is also quite unreliable. The fat body, which is about three meters long and two meters in diameter, is stretched straight, and slowly moves forward underwater with such a stiff posture...

"..." Xiaoyou couldn't help but a drop of cold sweat fell from her head. Why does this description have an inexplicable sense of immediacy?

Xiaoyou gave instructions to his elf: "(Menus, go around to the side and take a look. Is there anything weird about the position of the dorsal fin and tail of the 'Gyarados'?)"

Half a minute later, Menas received a positive reply: a metal pipe-like thing protruded from the first dorsal fin of "Gyarados", and there was something spinning constantly at the tail.

All right. It was indeed not a Gyarados with an abnormal shape, but a small submarine that imitated the shape of a Gyarados.

This submarine is approaching here... to be precise, it is approaching the Alliance yacht...

"...Ah." A light bulb flashed over Xiaoyou's head.

The information about the rendezvous at Odomare obtained from the SMS bombing in the alliance communicator was still a cover. On the surface, the other party planned to use the three-way converging force to force a breakout, but in fact it was just to attract their own attention. It was really The plan is to secretly use this strange-looking submarine to take away Dr. Nanba before the rendezvous - Team Rocket's Minasan, you continue to slowly fight to death. We will take Dr. Rapo one step ahead. No need to send us away... …

Well, after all, that Yu Kinoshita has a telescope in his hand. Thinking about it this way, it is very likely that he discovered that he was eavesdropping with the communicator he threw away earlier but pretended not to know. In fact, he deliberately took advantage of himself and could only passively accept this. The loophole colluded with "Kogoro" to send false news, so it turns out that's it...

We bought a watch last year!

If Nima hadn't forgotten to recycle Menas in a moment of excitement earlier, he might have really been cheated with blood on his face! Do these souls from the Elf Alliance have any consciousness of being on the side of justice? How come you are better at plotting and scheming than our Rockets...

However, it is a submarine that imitates an elf and looks like a Gyarados...

Xiaoyou asked why she inexplicably thought of a Magikarp-type submarine that used a bicycle as its power system?

"Should...it shouldn't be so, right?" The corners of Xiaoyou's eyes and mouth twitched at the same time, "The IQ of those three idiots shouldn't be enough to have the idea of ​​betraying Team Rocket...but the speed of this submarine does seem to be very slow. ...Uh, no, this guy is much bigger than Magikarp, so the speed on a bicycle should be slower..."

Although he was extremely confused about the origin of this strange submarine, but "watching" the thing slowly approaching the bottom of the cabin of the yacht, Xiaoyou could only take action first and then said: "Captain Haruki! There is a small submarine approaching underwater. !I doubt……"

"Nani! Do those guys from the Alliance want to use a submarine to smuggle Dr. Luang Bo away?" The gay captain responded very quickly.

"Yes! I think Captain Haruki, your Yameng should have underwater combat capabilities, right?"

"Haha, you are indeed an elite member of Team Rocket who has collected Lugia genes... No problem, just leave it to me!"

Let me reiterate, with no "good men" around within ten meters, Captain Haruki is definitely a Rockets elite worthy of his position. Without saying a word, he took out a breathing mask from his tactical backpack and put it on his face, then followed his dream and rushed into the sea - that mask is also one of the Rockets' high-tech products and can provide about ten About a minute of oxygen, although it is not much, but with Haruki Amu's strength, it should be more than enough to deal with a submarine...

"Okay... (The Storm Salamander uses the Dragon Star Swarm! The Crossed Bat uses ultrasonic waves! The Armored Shell and Yameng use the Icicle Needle and Swift Star to strafe! During the few minutes that the gay captain is dealing with the submarine, we can withstand anything. !)”

Even though he knew that the gay Haruki must have jumped into the water at this time because he saw a wallet on the bottom of the sea, and even though the loss of one Yamen means that one third of the combat power is missing, Xiaoyou is so mad at disregarding the overall situation and regardless of the consequences. Under the suppression of ground fire, the elves on the alliance side could only run around for a while to avoid being killed inexplicably. After all, if they were defeated at this time, there would be no health bonus - Inspector Kinoshita's auspicious egg had already been released. The healing wave skill was used too many times and was exhausted...well, it was burned out, and the originally pink feathers were now almost gray-white...

But a few minutes later...

"Chun! Tree! Captain! Captain!" After the whole army's assault wave offensive ended, the situation was reversed. Xiaoyou, who was almost beaten into a dog, lay on the back of the violent salamander and yelled at the communicator, "Dismantle a small submarine." That's it! Why did it take you so long? Our family is almost overwhelmed!"

"Nah! There's an ambush in the submarine!" The pure captain, who always behaved gracefully in front of non-"good men", rarely used foul language at this moment, "I just got close and six identical weirdos ran out of the submarine. Elf! Each one of them takes turns to protect the others from attacking! I'm completely entangled here! The submarine has docked with the bottom of the yacht - I#^$￥%...&a;!!"

"..." Listening to the various noises in the communicator, the black line on Xiaoyou's face almost covered her entire face. Six elves in one go! ? Are you still cooperative? Where did this great trainer come from?

Or is it that the intelligence was wrong from the beginning? There are actually four people in the alliance's high-level combat force! ?

Or there are worse speculations. The alliance actually sent a large wave of high-end combat forces this time, and its real purpose was to wipe out the members of Team Rocket in this rescue operation...

It was too late for a certain transvestite to come up with more and worse conjectures. Through the "live broadcast" of Menus' mental communication under the water, the Gyarados submarine had completed docking with a secret hatch at the bottom of the yacht, and was now Slowly turning around and planning to run away, Haruki and the flying-wing type Yamu were tightly entangled by... twelve blue-gray gears paired in pairs, one large and one small. Whenever Yamu launched an attack, there would be a pair. The gear rushed forward and propped up a light green energy shield to completely block the attack, while the remaining five pairs of gears

They would take turns releasing some rotating pinions or a certain scientific super electromagnetic gun to fight back - if the power of these skills were not affected to a certain extent in the water, Xiaoyou felt that Haruki's situation might be more than just being entangled.

"No way... let's stop the submarine from escaping first!" In desperation, Xiaoyou quickly ordered Menas, who was getting the second bucket of soy sauce, to prepare to throw a wave of water or something to remove the tail propeller of the submarine first. After destroying it, even if it causes the submarine to be silenced and Dr. Nanbo turns into Dr. Sinking Corpse, it won't be able to control that much. Thinking about it, it is better than being taken to the alliance headquarters and being tortured by a large group of muscle brothers...probably.

But.

"what's going on?"

The originally calm sea surface suddenly became turbulent, flowing rapidly in the opposite direction of Odomale City as if it were an ebbing tide. The water level dropped rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye. In a short time, the periscope and dorsal fin of the Gyarados submarine, Haruki Amu, and six gear-like elves all emerged from the water...

"Phew!" Xiaoyou quickly used a red light to pull Menas, who was about to surface, back into the elf ball.

"Bang!" The bottom of the yacht hit the dry seabed, and the tail rudder happened to hit a protruding rock. Judging from the serious deformation, it was obvious that it would never happen again without major repairs...

"...Ha!" Xiaoyou couldn't help but laugh out loud. Although he didn't know what happened, could it be considered that God was helping?

"What a great opportunity! Captain Haruki, take this opportunity to feed the submarine...?"

It was obviously a great opportunity for the alliance to be in a daze because of this sudden unexpected situation, but the gay captain Haruki also opened his mouth in a daze, not knowing how to take the opportunity to attack, which made Xiaoyou's eyebrows jump with anger. Not only that, even Macchiato and the ordinary combatants not far away were in the same state of being possessed by a shot...

Um? Xiaoyou noticed that these dazed guys all pointed their heads in the direction behind her very neatly... Could it be that there was something particularly noteworthy over there?

"..." Xiaoyou looked back and saw a thin white line appearing on the original sea level and the current horizon in the direction of the retreat of the sea water...

Uh, this is... the rhythm of one hundred and twenty Nami (Note 1) firing their ultimate moves together?

Note 1: If there are any grandpas who don’t play lol, please explain that this Nami is a hero in the League of Legends - yes, not a navigator of a certain Straw Hat Pirates, just the same name - to put it simply, this hero’s ultimate move is Set off a local small tsunami, causing damage and knocking back...

ps: A perspective that a certain transvestite cannot see:

"Hey...hey..." In the Gyarados-shaped submarine, Meowth, Musashi, and Kojiro were pedaling hard on the bicycle pedals.

Musashi: "Kojiro, your submarine this time is very powerful! Such a large submarine can be operated with only three people's foot power like the previous Magikarp King!"

Kojiro: "Hey hehe... This time I adopted a new transmission structure, which is of course different from before! However, the parts required for this structure are very expensive, and we usually can't afford them..."

Meow Meow: "Fortunately, we met a rich boss in Odomare this time and introduced us to this job. Only then did we have the money to assemble this new submarine, Meow Meow! When we finish this job, we will use this Use a new submarine to catch the little devilish Pikachu!"

Kojiro: "Oh! With the strength of this 'Super Gyarados', Pikachu will definitely not be able to escape!"

Musashi: "Yeah! When the time comes, give Pikachu to the boss first, get a promotion, a salary increase, and become the branch head..."

Meowth, Musashi, and Kojiro: "It feels great~~"

Musashi: "Speaking of who the big boss is this time? He is very generous, but he always feels mysterious..."

Kojiro: "I don't know, but those kinds of monocles are usually worn by people with a relatively well-established family, right?"

Musashi: "And the job content is also weird..."

Kojiro: "You won't tell us the details. As long as we run around here in the middle of the night to find a yacht to secretly hand over the goods or something... won't it be some illegal transaction such as smuggling?"

Meow Meow: "Whatever, Meow! We just need to complete the work and get paid! As for breaking the law...we are not the Phantom Group, Meow!"

Kojiro: "That's right. We are originally an evil organization... Oh, yes, yes! We found the yacht that the boss mentioned!"

Musashi: "Okay! Everyone, work harder! Finish the work quickly and go catch Pikachu!"

Meow Meow: "Wait! What Meow is that! An elf that I haven't seen before? It's rushing towards us!"

Musashi: "Ah! Will we be attacked? What should we do, what should we do, what should we do?"

Meow Meow: "Don't panic! Didn't the big boss say that if something unexpected happens, just launch the contents of the box and use the spare periscope to keep observing?"

Kojiro: "Oh, yes! Let me see...ah, here! Launch port No. 1, launch!"

Musashi: "Leave the spare periscope to me... Hey, is that a poke ball? Uh, what kind of pokemon is that?"

Meow: "What's wrong, Meow, Musashi?"

Musashi: "The box contained six pokeballs, and six strange little pokemon jumped out of them and had sex with the big guy before... Huh? Huh!?"

Kojiro: "What's wrong, Musashi?"

Musashi: "There is someone on the unknown elf opposite... There seems to be an 'r' on that person's diving suit..."

Meow Meow, Kojiro: "...Nani!?"

Musashi: "Also, that diving suit is light gray...it's an elite captain level!"

Kojiro: "That means...we are going against the elite captain of Team Rocket...?"

Musashi: "Ah, ah, it's over, it's over, it's over! We will be sent to the desert by Boss Sakaki to clean the gate!"

Kojiro: "Haha... the desert... sweep the door... you are not allowed to sleep until it is swept clean... hehe..."

Meow: "You two! Calm down, Meow!"

(Meow Meow used crazy grabbing, and the effect was outstanding!)

Musashi, Kojiro: "Uh-huh! (Actress's face!!)"

Meow: "Calm down, Meow! It's not over yet! We haven't handed over to the yacht yet. Let's run away before anyone is recognized, Meow!"

Kojiro: "Uh, um..."

Musashi: "Eh? What about the remaining balance of the work? We borrowed money to build this submarine. If there is no balance..."

Meow: "Idiot Meow! What's worse, being in debt or cleaning doors in the desert?"

Musashi: "Uh, this..."

Kojiro: "Well, I said..."

Meow Meow: "So let's turn around now, Meow Meow! Before the handover..."

Kojiro: "Hey..."

Meow: "Kojiro, what did you want to say just now, Meow?"

Kojiro: "What I want to say is that the handover is complete...that's it."

Meow Meow, Musashi: "Nani!!! When!"

Kojiro: "When you were discussing just now... I docked the door of the yacht anyway when I was free... Then this oversized suitcase was thrown down from the top. Speaking of which, this box is so heavy, it almost weighs a person... …”

喵喵、武藏：“笨蛋！！”

(Meow Meow used crazy grabbing! The effect is outstanding!)

(Musashi used Megaton Flying Kick! The effect is outstanding!)

Kojiro: "Eaaaah..."

Musashi: "Meow meow...what should I do?"

Meow: "No, don't panic, Meow! There is still... there is a way! We just hand over the goods to Team Rocket! Just pretend that the previous conflict was an uninformed misunderstanding, Meow..."

Musashi: "...Is this reliable?"

Meow Meow: "That's all it can do now, Meow..."

Communicator: "Buzz-buzz-"

Kojiro: "Ah, it's the communicator the big boss gave us before departure... Oh, it's a text message... It says, 'Please check the small package on the back of the suitcase (^_^)'?"

Musashi: "Oh...ah, there is indeed a small package stuck on the back, and there is a small red light flashing on it..."

Musashi:"……"

Meow meow:"……"

Musashi: "I seem to have a bad feeling..."

Meow: "Me too, Meow..."

Kojiro: "Ah, there is another text message... 'The package contains a remote-controlled bomb prepared just in case. I hope you will not dismantle it randomly and deliver the goods to the destination in time (^w^)'... …”

Meow Meow, Musashi, Kojiro: "..."

Meowth, Musashi, and Kojiro: "Nani!!!"

Meow Meow: "Emergency steering! Go ahead at full speed Meow!!"

Musashi: "But the captain of Team Rocket..."

Kojiro: "My life is at stake now, Musashi! We have to be... huh?"

Meow Meow: "What's going on, Meow Meow? Why can't you move?"

Musashi: "Sea water! The sea water has disappeared! We seem to be... stranded!"

Meow Meow: "How could this happen!? Then how are we going to deliver the goods in time, Meow..."

Kojiro: "Well... look here... the sea water... will come back soon..."

Meow Meow, Musashi: "..."

Musashi: "...That's a tsunami, right?"

Meow: "Yeah, Tsunami Meow."

Kojiro: "There's a huge tsunami."

Meow Meow, Musashi, Kojiro: "..."

Meowth, Musashi, and Kojiro: "Help, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!!!!"