Pokemon that travel the wrong way

"Buzz-buzz-buzz-buzz-buzz-buzz-buzz"

"Ah! That's enough!" Xiaoyou, who was almost going crazy after being harassed by the vibration attack, finally took out the alliance communicator.

Then he was immediately confused by a series of text messages——

"Huh...huh..." After reading this long series of text messages, which were all sent within a few minutes from the sending time, Xiaoyou realized from the bottom of his heart that he did not have high blood pressure or neurogenic gastritis. Problem...

I finally know why that white-haired Kinoshita Yu threw this communicator into the sea earlier... He was so bombarded with text messages by this "Kogoro" that everyone would have a strong urge to throw it in anger, right? Don't doubt it! Because Xiaoyou couldn't help but throw herself down in anger!

Under the full restraint of reason, I threw a pack of compressed biscuits...

Xiaoyou, who felt a little calmer after venting, thought for a moment and connected to the communicator according to the number provided in the text message: "Hello? Are they from the Gyarados submarine..."

"Ah! This voice!" The extremely familiar voice of a crossdresser came from the communicator, "Xiaoyou! No! Captain Yurika! Help us! We have a bomb here!!"

"..." Xiao Huo silently took away the communicator, took a deep breath, and then took out a pack of compressed biscuits again and threw it into the distance...

"Is that submarine really created by you three souls?" Xiaoyou gritted his teeth and growled into the communicator, "Do you know what you are doing!? Do you know that you are in an emergency on Team Rocket? You played a hostile role in an important mission!? Do you know what the consequences will be if Boss Sakaki finds out what you are doing!? Do you know that Boss Sakaki will chop you up and make you into canned cats for the cat boss! ?”

"Hey! I, we don't know anything?"

"We just accepted a delivery job! We are just temporary workers..."

"I absolutely cannot accept being made into a canned cat of the boss cat, nya! Xiaoyou-kun, please help me!"

"..." With a helpless sigh, Xiaoyou said feebly, "Anyway, just stay where you are and don't move, and wait for me to think of a solution... Those six gears and those weird ones in Gyarados' mouth All the triggers are also put away..."

"That...those strange elves are emergency measures given to us by our employer. We are only responsible for releasing them and cannot control them..."

"You guys have to think of a way to take it back, or you'll just wait to be made into a canned cat..."

No longer paying attention to the wails of the cheating trio and hanging up the communication, Xiaoyou connected to Team Rocket's communicator and conveyed the situation to the other two captains.

"...This is the situation. I have confirmed the information about the bomb. Now the other party is using Dr. Kubo as a hostage to ask for negotiations. What do you think?" Xiaoyou asked.

"Our goal is to rescue Dr. Nishiba. If we use him as a hostage, we really can't ignore it..." Captain Haruki expressed his opinion first, "At present, we maintain a clear advantage. Even if the alliance delays time, it will have no effect... Anyway, let’s listen to the other party’s specific opinions first, right?”

"Negotiation is unreasonable! Compromise is prohibited!" Captain Wei, a white-haired Quasi-35, expressed the opposite opinion, "Excellent, annihilate! Top priority!"

"What's going on... Dr. Jie Taibo is the top priority, right?" Xiaoyou broke into a cold sweat.

"...Shocking fact!"

"...Miss Xiaowei, I know that the animation is very popular recently, but at this time, can you not imitate the protagonist and act cute?"

"...Then, accept the proposal." After a short moment of silence, Wei's way of speaking finally returned to normal. "But if it turns out it's a trick, I'll annihilate Yuu..."

"All right……"

After reaching an internal consensus, Xiaoyou took out the communicator again and replied with a text message "agreed to negotiate" with a hand speed that was extremely poor compared to "Kogoro"...

In less than a second, the communicator vibrated - of course, this time it was voice instant messaging.

"...Hello?" Xiaoyou connected the communication and put Team Rocket's communicator aside while keeping it connected.

"Ah, that's the elite captain of Team Rocket, Your Excellency Yurika Yutong, right? I've admired your name for a long time." A slow and polite voice came from the communicator. In short, it sounded completely different from the text message. It seemed to match the intelligence photo. The sound of a face. "This is our first meeting - well, it can't be considered a meeting. I am the leader of the interview team under the Elf Alliance International Patrol, Igor Sasaki. Please take care of me."

"Huh?" Due to the previous text message bombardment, Xiaoyou has a very low opinion of this guy whose last name actually matches Kojiro better. "If possible, I don't want to take care of the guys in the league."

"Oh, oh, oh? It seems that Ms. Yurika is in a bad mood?" A provocative reply to Xiu Xiu, communication

Sasaki, who was opposite Qi, was still very calm. "Although it may be a bit abrupt to say this, I think that Miss Yutong, as an elite, should have superior etiquette and cultivation to set an example in front of the common people... Speaking of which, I know a good lady etiquette training school. Don't you want to introduce it to Miss Yutong? It is said that it also comes with body shaping and beauty courses. I have seen Miss Yutong's photos in the information. Although the body development is close to the golden ratio, there is actually room for development in the 'career line'..."

"...Poof" an extremely suppressed chuckle came from Team Rocket's communicator.

Captain Kinoshita Yui, as a three-person girl, your smile is so low, does your brother know...

Xiaoyou's face was expressionless: "Captain Murakami, Captain Kinoshita, the negotiation has broken down, now we will start the annihilation operation of the remaining members of the alliance..."

"I think Miss Yutong may have misunderstood something. I sincerely want to improve the overall quality of the elite. This has nothing to do with the camp..."

"Boo", a cross-dressing girl, used a violent salamander to bombard the alliance's yacht with a blast of destruction and death. The alliance seemed to have received Sasaki's notice and had automatically ceased fire since the beginning of the negotiations. This blow caused a commotion on the other side for a while.

"...Well, humility and courteousness are also qualities that an elite should have. I apologize deeply for the previous exchange." Sasaki in the communicator apologized in a tone that did not sound sincere, "Then Let’s get straight to the point. Our request is that you cease fire immediately and allow our troops to evacuate Odomare without pursuit; in exchange, we will return Dr. Chaba after the withdrawal.”

"Oh..." Xiaoyou nodded, "Then our condition is that you disarm, leave the Poke Ball and Dr. Dobo behind, and we will guarantee not to pursue you within 24 hours."

"I cannot accept this condition. After all, you are an evil party in name only. Although I am an elite, I am not careless enough to rely entirely on the integrity of my enemy for my personal safety."

"Ah, then how can I believe that after you run far away, you will not directly blow up the entire submarine to pieces?"

"The integrity of an elite will not allow me to do such tasteless things as splitting up votes..."

"Your credit limit here is already negative!"

"It's such a pity... Then how about treating it as 'I have the hostage in my hands, you don't have to choose!'"

"If you... are a hostage, I can catch you anytime I want! How long do you think Yu Kinoshita, that damn bitch, can hold out under the siege of three captains? And you can buy one, get one free, and it comes with a Joey?"

"Well, Xiao Youjun and Qiao Qin are not hostages. In fact, it is the behavior of an elite to kill hostages without hesitation when they see them. Don't worry, if the situation really turns out to be like this. If the regrettable direction develops, I will submit a report to the alliance on the glorious deeds of Xiao Yujun and Joey's heroic sacrifice after the heroic battle. Of course, the relevant responsibilities will be directly passed on to Xiao Yujun."

"..."

"Well, please calm down and analyze it with your rationality as a quasi-elite. You will find that the only things in front of you are 'Believe in my integrity, so safety comes first and leave with Dr. Kong Bo' and 'Refuse to believe in me, so Pang Bo' The doctor was blown to pieces, these are the only two options, right?"

"..."

"Please consider it carefully, okay? If you make a decision now, there will be gifts included?"

ps: Chapter xy26. .

The theme is Elf Puffs. . I originally thought there was nothing wrong with it. .

It's completely expected to use puff flames or something like that. . It's just that it's not the red spicy eggplant flavor that Pikachu eats, but something that looks like chocolate flavor, which is a bit surprising. .

When the royal sister judge appeared in the puff competition, just when she was thinking, "Ah, it would be great if Xiaogang was here at this time...", Yulijia rushed forward dutifully. . Well, this loli gives good reviews. .

It was expected that the Rockets would hinder the game. . It's just that all the fruit ingredients were bought instead of stolen. . How much budget did the trio spend on this operation? . Are you ready to live your life eating tree fruits for the next few months? .

Even AOE can accurately avoid hurting teammates. Is this the true strength that Pi Shen has always hidden during the game? . And the flame-eared fox Wei Mao, who has not leveled up at all, can suddenly spray flames? Wife Na, do you usually raise elves with magical candies? . And are those marshmallows using silk spinning or spinning? Don't tell us those are cotton spores!

I don’t want to say anything about the octopus barrel-shaped robot. . I don’t even want to say anything about Xiaozhi’s Huang Jiguang tactics. .

In the end, the winner was the Nuomi Dumpling brother and sister. There was no winner between Married Woman Na and Puff Girl, so it was expected that they would turn enemies into friends and their intimacy level would increase. . But why did Xiaozhi's harem (pseudo) increase inexplicably? .

ps2: Sasaki's text message bombardment is really a magic tool for making up words. .