Pokemon that travel the wrong way

Although she has known Xiaozhi for a long time and had one or two pleasant battle experiences, this was the first time that Xiaoyou watched Xiaozhi challenge the gym as a "teammate" in a serious manner.

The target of the challenge is Ms. Mikan of the Asakusa Gym - unlike Xiaoyu, who rushes straight to Asakusa City to challenge the gym and get the badge as soon as he leaves the Uzumaki Islands, Xiaozhi is still in a good mood after the Uzumaki Islands Competition. He went to various islands to play happily with old and new friends, and also foiled the secret plan of "the mad scientist of an unknown evil organization"... so it has been delayed until now.

So the group of people arrived in Asakura City, rested for a night at the Elf Center, and headed to the gym together the next day. Just on the way to the gym, I met a... very suspicious looking... Guo Ranweng statue?

"This statue is used to pray before the battle. Please put the elf on it..." This description was written on a small platform in front of the statue.

By the way, the size of this small platform where the elf is placed is just enough to put down a Pikachu...

"Um...uh." Before Xiaoyou could think of what to say, Xiaozhi put Pikachu on the small platform with a happy look on his face.

So Xiaoyou began to think about which side, Miaomiao and Xiaozhi, lowered the IQ of which one?

Next, Pikachu was trapped by a simple spring mechanism into the Guoranweng robot disguised as a statue. The trio who jumped out did not dare to delay anymore because they discovered that Xiaoyou was actually in the team. After hastily throwing down the classic opening remarks, he planned to run away directly. But unfortunately, on their retreat route, they accidentally encountered a gym trainer who accidentally took his elf out for a walk...

The bite of the big steel snake vs. the ultra-hard armor of the Gueran Weng robot (cheap version)——

The big steel snake won easily!

And the trio in the robot...

"boo—"

"It's such a nasty feeling—"

Xiaoyou: "Musashi, Kojiro, Meowth, I'm sorry I can't help you... although I'm a little curious about where you got the budget to make robots..." (Note 1)

Pia flew away the Phantom Group trio, and Xiaozhi and others stepped forward to thank Miss Mikan. But one figure rushed faster than anyone else...

"Miss Mikan! I'm sick after seeing your heroic appearance in the battle just now!" Xiaogang, a squinting boy who went into estrus mode when he saw the beautiful big sister, grabbed Mikan's hands and held them in front of his chest with lightning speed. , "That's right! I'm just obsessed with your lovesickness!"

"This guy..." Xiaoxia muttered to herself as she prepared to step forward and use her ear-pulling skills, but she didn't expect Xiaoyou to move a step faster...

"Xiaogang?" He patted Xiaogang's shoulder gently, and Xiaoyou smiled cutely like the sun at the squinting eyes who turned around.

"Well, Xiaoyou, what do you have--woo!?"

Mysterious Sea Tiger Explosive Fist!

"I'm sorry to laugh..." Withdrawing the fist that was deep in Xiaogang's abdomen, Xiaoyou nodded to the surprised Migan, then grabbed one of the unconscious Xiaogang's trouser legs and slowly dragged him away...

"This..." Xiaoxia blinked, "Well, it would be great if this can help Xiaogang get rid of this problem."

……

Asakusa Gym Battle.

"That's not fair..." Xiaoyou's left eye began to twitch when she saw the first elf that Miss Mikan took out, "Why is Xiaozhi a Magnemite, and I am a three-in-one Magnemite?"

"This is unscientific..." After seeing Xiaozhi eliminate the elves who accepted the challenge, Xiaoyou changed the corner of his right eye and started to twitch, "Why use Pikachu... in the second game, it is definitely going to be against the Big Steel Snake? Xiaozhi doesn't Are you planning to play the second game?”

"Well... Xiaozhi probably wants to deal with the little Magnemite first, right?" Xiaogang, who has been resurrected, guessed.

"But to deal with the steel-type Magnemite, it's obviously better to use the fire type... Oh, forget it." Xiaoyou, who still wanted to complain about something, thought about it and decided to shut up. Anyway, Xiaozhi had already sent Pikachu out. Let’s wait until he loses before preaching...

On the battlefield, after "quickly dodging" several attacks from each other, the hot-blooded man Xiaozhi lost his patience first, allowing Pikachu to eat a round of electric shocks from Magneto and then use a more powerful move. One hundred thousand volts. Since both sides had electric-type effects halved, neither side reached the next level. However, Pikachu immediately used a lightning move to knock Magneto out of the field and win first...

Then Mikan was no longer waterproof and sent out the main elf Big Steel Snake. and

Xiaozhi very enthusiastically asked Pikachu to give the big steel snake a wave of 100,000 volts...

"..." Xiaoyou lowered his head and stroked his forehead, not looking at how Pikachu was knocked away by the thick, long and hard steel tail of the big steel snake.

After each side lost an elf, Ash finally sent in the Fireball Rat, which had relatively reliable attribute restraint. But Xiaoyou still has doubts: Why not use a more powerful fire-breathing dragon?

Xiaogang: "Xiao Zhi's Charizard is still training in Miss Ji Ke's Charizard Valley..."

Xiaoyou: "Uh, I forgot..."

After the start of the second game, the fireball rat's jet flames were unable to damage the big steel snake that surrounded itself with sandstorm skills as a defense, and the burrowing attack and steel tail used by the big steel snake were also unable to hit, relying on the flexibility of its small size. The Fireball Rat dodged, and the two sides seemed to be at a stalemate for a while...

"That's what I say... click, click, click... But the Fireball Rat is actually at a disadvantage... Blindly dodging will consume more physical energy... click, click..." Xiaoyou commented pretendingly outside the field, "If there are no new ones... If the tactics are effective, Xiaozhi will be in danger this round... click, click, click..."

"Xiaoyou, what you said makes sense..." Xiaoxia hugged the Eggshell Star with a dark look on her face, "But what's that 'click'?"

"Oh, that's Xu..." Xiaoyou pointed at Gengar behind him who was holding a large bucket of popcorn and munching it.

"..."

On the field, Xiaozhi had an idea and asked the Fireball Rat to use the smoke screen and the tunnel left by the Big Steel Snake to launch a successful raid. However, the good times did not last long. Miss Mikan quickly found a way to deal with it and used the Big Steel Snake to burrow. The snake's steel tail artificially created a "tunnel collapse" and drove the fireball rat out of the hole. It hit the fireball rat that was jumping in the air and could not dodge with a hard blow, sending it flying out of the field.

"Two former Gym Trainers and Gym Trainer Candidates, may I ask..." Xiaoyou pointed at the Fireball Rat lying outside the battle field circle and asked Xiaogang and Xiaoxia, "Falling out of the field does not count as a loss. What?"

"Well, there is no strict determination of victory or defeat outside of the rules," Xiaogang replied with a serious expression. "Generally speaking, whether this situation is a loss or not is determined by the local gym trainers - such as mine In Nibi Gym, if you fall out of the field, you won’t be judged as a loser.”

"By the way, because the venue of my Hualan Gym is a pool, it counts as a loss outside the venue." Xiaoxia added.

"I see……"

After being knocked off the field, the severely injured Fireball Rat stood up again. Not only that, but it also seems to have stimulated the characteristic of fierce fire, greatly increasing the power of the flames. In addition, the Fireball Rat and Xiaozhi's unreliable "mind connection" finally broke through the big steel head-on with continuous flames. Snake's Sandstorm Defense. The sand that originally protected itself became the shackles that restrained the big steel snake and caused additional damage under the continuous heating of the flames...

"The big steel snake lost its fighting power, and the fireball rat won!" The little loli Kexia who came from the Rock Gym - this little guy sneaked back not long after returning home - raised the referee flag in his hand , "So the winner is Ash from Zhenxin Town!"

……

Outside the gate of Qian Cong Gym.

"Then, let's go!" Xiaozhi said goodbye to Miss Mikan and Kesha Loli who came out to see them off.

"Yes, be careful on the road." Mikan smiled politely.

But Xia was very energetic and only said hello to Xiaozhi: "You must come to fight with my elf in the future!"

"Well! If there is a chance in the future, I will definitely..." Before Xiaozhi could finish his words, a dark whirlwind suddenly blew past him - the effect of falling into estrus mode again lovingly grabbed the satsuma mandarin orange again. hand: "Ah, we don't have to wait until later, Miss Mikan! We can have a love match now -"

Click!

"I'm sorry for making you laugh again..." Xiaoyou smiled and nodded to Miss Migan, who was sweating coldly. She grabbed Xiaogang's collar, whose neck was abnormally twisted at 90 degrees, and easily dragged him away.

"Um, Xiaoyou?" On the way, Xiaoxia looked worriedly at the crooked-necked Xiaogang who was being dragged away. Just now, she subconsciously prepared to go up and pull her ears, but Xiaoyou beat her to it again. "If you play like this, Xiaogang won't die..."

"No problem!" Xiaoyou answered confidently, "His instinct will remember this threat before his body can no longer bear it. This is the same as training conditioned reflexes..."

"Oh……"

Note 1: If a certain transvestite observes carefully, you will find that the inner layer of the robot's armor is painted with the color of Gyarados. .