Pokemon that travel the wrong way

The suburbs of Yuanzhu City.

"Gardevoir, telekinesis..."

Under Xiaoyou's command, the white and green lich-like alien's eyes flashed with soft blue light, and invisible superpowers invisible to the naked eye acted on Musashi Kojiro and Meow Meow who were hanging on the treetops of the cliff. body, slowly lowering them from the branch where they were hung...

"Ah, thank you so much, Xiaoyou!" Musashi, who was already in the air, said with a smile, "Without your help, it would have taken a lot of effort for us to get down by ourselves..."

"Sao Nansu -" A white light flashed, and for some reason, a blue big-headed Guoranweng suddenly jumped out of the elf ball on Musashi's waist with a shout, and landed on Musashi's back. Because Gardevoir's telekinesis had to control three people at the same time, he didn't use too much force. Sure enough, Weng's sudden extra weight of dozens of kilograms pushed Musashi back onto the branch, and the branch was hit a second time. Under such circumstances, he could not bear the humiliation and resolutely committed suicide...

"Guo Ranweng, you are a weak soul and you tricked me -" Accompanied by a soprano-level scream, Musashi and Guo Ranweng quickly disappeared under the cliff.

"..." Xiaoyou blinked and asked Kojiro and Miaomiao who were still hanging in the air. "Does this happen often?"

"Haha..." The corner of Kojiro's mouth twitched, and he turned his head away with an expression of regret for the past.

"Okay..." Xiaoyou nodded weakly to his elf, "Gardevoir, I'll trouble you to use teleportation to salvage Musashi later..."

"Really, it seems this task is more difficult than imagined..."

……

In Yuanzhu City, Xiaoyou broke away from the unreliable Xiaozhi team and joined the three members of the Phantom Troupe who had been pursuing Xiaozhi with great perseverance. But it didn't take long for Xiaoyou to discover that these three living treasures were actually even more unreliable than Xiaozhi...

After lunch, Xiaoyou just went to the elf center to do routine maintenance for his elves, but when he came back, the trio was nowhere to be seen. Although a total of seventeen elves have to be maintained in three stages, which will take some time, it is not impossible to find no one at all and not even leave a message...

Immediately, Xiaoyou received a system task:

[Side mission: "The feeling of not being annoying!" Prevent Musashi, Kojiro, and Meowth from being knocked away once, reward: free attribute +3]

Originally, Xiaoyou thought that this mission was still part of the system's reissued benefits because she missed the Odomale Theater mission. However, when she took out her communicator to make contact, she found that the trio said, "I'm sorry, the user you called is currently in the process." Only later did I realize that even seemingly simple tasks were not easy...

Then, Xiaoyou saw the familiar Meow Meow Head hot air balloon in the sky, and when he came to the outskirts of the city, he found that Musashi and the others were already fighting with Xiaozhi, his party, and several beautiful big sisters... And Relying on the veteran cannon fodder of the trio... I mean the outstanding performance of veteran pioneer players Abo Monster and Da Shihua, the trio flew into the sky very smoothly after one minute and sixteen seconds...

Then Xiaoyou could only go to carry out the initial "recycling" operation with a sad face.

"Speaking of which, what is this?" After rescuing Musashi - the cliff itself is not high and there is a small pond below, so Musashi is still uninjured - Xiaoyou asked the trio sitting in front of him with a few receipts. "The cost of renting the courtyard, the cost of renting kimonos and wigs, the cost of hot air balloon modification materials... what did you do?"

"This..." The trio looked at each other, and finally Meowth rubbed his paws and said, "We found a very commemorative Eevee complete set of evolved forms in Yuanzhu City, Meowth, so we plan to give it to Pikachu before we catch it. Boss Sakaki will give you some gifts and see if you can allocate some funds to pay off the debt..."

"Did you owe a new debt because of this...?" A thousand funny people have a thousand different ways to open their minds. Xiaoyou said that if you can't understand the behavior of the trio, don't try to understand, lest you yourself It's not worth the gain to make a hole in the head. “Let’s not mention the fact that the debt increased again due to the final failure, but are you really sure that ice elves and leaf elves appeared here?”

As an acquaintance of Dr. Oak and an elite member of Team Rocket, the two latest evolutionary forms of Eevee, Ice Elf and Leaf Elf, which are currently only found in the Sinnoh region, are naturally no secret to Xiaoyou. In fact, they are now trainers in the Chengdu area. Our understanding of Ibrahimovic's evolutionary route is limited to the wealthy route of three evolutionary stones and the commoner route of intimacy + time - but what Xiaoyou said now is obviously a deliberate attempt to teach the trio a lesson.

"Ice, ice elves and...leaf elves?" As expected, Musashi and others had country bumpkin-like dull expressions on their faces.

"Ah, that's true..." Xiaoyou sighed deliberately and exaggeratedly, "The fire elves, water elves, and thunder elves of the evolutionary stone, the sun elves and moon elves of intimacy, and the ice elves and leaf elves of specific environments. Elf, these seven evolutionary forms of Eevee are common knowledge. You dare to claim to have discovered the complete set of Eevee evolutions without even understanding this? Fortunately, you failed, otherwise Boss Sakaki will definitely think that you are fooling him again and put him You were transferred to some weird remote branch to work as coolies."

"Good, such a disgusting feeling..." The trio huddled together and trembled. Apparently they had made up some scenarios on their own - such as shoveling snow at the Arctic branch, sweeping the floor at the Sahara branch, etc.

"Anyway, now that you are in debt again, let's work some odd jobs peacefully and pay back the money." After scaring the trio and giving them a lesson, Xiaoyou finally revealed his true purpose. . "No matter what action plan you have in the future, you must inform me first!"

"Yes……"

——— Mind power———

Excluding the various bizarre action plans and robot obsessive-compulsive disorder that are frustrating, the three members of the Phantom Corps are actually very capable of action. Within a day, the three of them each found more than one part-time job: Kojiro moved bricks and cement at a construction site during the day, and mopped the floor and washed dishes in a restaurant at night; Musashi worked as a waiter in a restaurant during the day, serving dishes and stealing food (I don’t know how she got there) (without being discovered by the store manager), selling fried noodles and takoyaki at the night market; even Meow Meow found a job pretending to be a scary ghost in the haunted house of the amusement park...

As for Xiaoyou, he used a cross-dressing kit to dress up as a young boy from a Uchiwa fan school. While harming the wild elves around Yuanzhu City, he continued to monitor the whereabouts of Xiaozhi and his party... Well, by the way, he checked Musashi's Has the quality of night market snacks declined?

Within the scope of Xiaoyou's surveillance, Xiaozhi did not do anything particularly noteworthy. He visited Xiaosong from Yuanzhu Gymnasium at the Bell Tower in the suburbs, and by the way met a certain young gentleman who also came to visit Xiaosong (just literally). Just meaning...) After a friendly battle, he left Yuanzhu City and continued his journey. Although the specific result of the battle with Gentleman's Hu Di was not monitored due to a sudden thick fog in the woods, but after seeing several people coming out of the gym in a pleasant manner, I guess it was Xiaozhi's aura that successfully defeated the other party. It’s “unscientific”.

"Hmm, Xiaozhi has left Yuanzhu City." Xiaoyou was eating seafood and cheese baked rice by the campfire outside the tent while communicating with the trio who were still working in Yuanzhu City - with integrity He swore that he never deliberately chose to contact Meow Meow and the others during dinner time.

"Looking at the map, their next stop should be... uh, Thunder Town... no, it's nothing... um, don't worry, I will continue to follow them, and I promise to follow them as soon as you get your salary, um …”

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bsp;Following...years of tracking...

Although it has a name like "Xunlei" that makes the transvestite feel full of flaws, Xunlei Town is actually a town famous for the incubation and cultivation of elf eggs, and has nothing to do with computer software or anything like that. And besides Xiaozhi, Xiaoyou also found another acquaintance in this town, that is Dr. Omu's tall, rich and handsome grandson, Xiaomao.

It turns out that a racing competition is being held in this town full of elf eggs and cubs. The contestants have to step on skateboards and be pulled forward by the elf in front. It feels like Odomare The water racing is very similar, except that the track is changed from large and small rivers to grassland, hillside and other terrain. Xiao Mao was preparing to participate in this competition, so he stayed in the small town and practiced for the competition with his elf.

As soon as he heard that there was a competition related to elves, and that "strong rival" Xiao Mao was participating, the hot-blooded young boy Xiaozhi was all fired up! The boy, whose body is always one step ahead of his mind, borrowed the lasso and skateboard for the competition from the local old man who enthusiastically entertained him without saying a word. He called out his elf and started practicing with enthusiasm.

In Xiaoyou's telescope in the distance, the elf that Xiaozhi called out to practice with looked like a reptile that was parasitized by some plant. The wrinkled light yellow skin looked very thick, like four pillars. The thick legs are also very stable. The circle at the base of the long neck and the single dark green unknown plant leaf on the top of the head look a bit weird, but they don't look very heavy. In fact, if those that symbolize the grass attribute are removed, As for Ye Zi, this elf looks like a shrunken long-necked dinosaur...

The question is, Xiaozhi, you want to sign up for a racing competition, right? It's a racing competition, right? This grass-type long-necked dragon may look very strong and has good endurance, but it doesn't look like an elf that's good at racing, right? We know that you don’t have agile elves like Flame Maduduli on hand, but where are you at least thirty Kenteros in Dr. Oak? Now you are using such a long-necked dragon to play in a racing competition. Do you know that you are such a loser...?

By the way, Xiaozhi's "strong rival", the only grandson of Dr. Oak, the former tall, rich and handsome student, and now... the tall, rich and handsome Xiaomao classmate, the elf prepared for the competition is a wind speed dog... yes, that is the one in Xiao Zhi. Youzhen is a mighty red lion with tiger stripes. He is born with the ability to move at high speeds and move at great speeds. The unreliable elf illustrated book describes him as "running as briskly as if he were flying." Even his name is unclear. It is a wind speed dog composed of "wind" and "speed"...

This is the attitude you should have when participating in racing events, okay? In comparison, Xiaozhi, who are you planning to tease with your long-necked dragon...

With such a tangled feeling, in Xiaoyou's telescope, Xiaozhi took the long-necked dragon and stood in front of the starting line of the racing race. At this time, Xiaoyou has just realized that Xiaozhi's choice of elf is actually relatively reliable...

Take a look at the elves chosen by other players... Armored Tyrannosaurus, Nidoqueen - these overweight guys don't look like speed players at all; Aibi Lang, Wei Li - I hope you are sure that you are not running away Wrong competition venue; Flying Mantis, Giant Needle Bee - well, the competition does not explicitly stipulate that flying cannot be used; Coconut Egg Tree, Overlord Flower - more than 80% of these guys are plants, I guess they are participating... As for that Mosquito-repellent tadpole...Trainer, what is your mentality?

Xiaoyou put down the telescope and broke out in a cold sweat: It turns out that Xiaozhi's Long-necked Dragon can be regarded as the seed to win the championship here...

By the way, Xiaoyou is still sitting in the auditorium of the competition venue with a telescope in his image as a junior high school student. It's not that a certain transvestite didn't want to participate at all, but that after waiting and waiting, no task was sent from the system. Thinking about the lethality of Xiaozhi's unscientific aura, Xiaoyou simply gave up the plan of participating, and An Xin thought of the audience. mentality to look forward to all the unscientific things that are bound to happen next.

Game start!

One third of the contestants are eliminated!

The few insect-type elves in the team who could fly and were not particularly tall immediately took their trainers to fly at the beginning of the game. The trainers who were being dragged suddenly turned into human-shaped meteor hammers. It knocked down several trainers around it, and the chain reaction caused by the fallen trainer even knocked down more unlucky people... Judging from the audience's happy reaction, it seems to be the case every year during the competition. Does a similar situation occur?

But there were no more accidents after that, and the game basically went on smoothly. In addition to Xiaozhi's Long Neck Dragon and Xiao Mao's Wind Speeder, among the remaining relatively reliable contestants, a contestant using Kentero was affected by the commotion at the starting line and became one of the poor contestants. One of them, and another guy using Duduli, had a dispute between the three bird heads halfway and completely ignored the game... It can be said that the champion is basically determined to be born among the players in Zhenxin Town.

If the three members of the Phantom Group were here, it might trigger a subplot in which a Meow Meow hot air balloon appeared halfway to hinder the competition, but this time the three members were still working in Yuanzhu City to pay off debts, and they did not come to cause trouble at all. of margin...

In short, the result of the competition was that Xiaozhi and Xiaomao went hand in hand before the finish line. In the end, Xiaozhi's giraffe crossed the finish line first because of its naturally long neck. This seemed to be a cheating but actually natural reason and won the championship—— As for whether the long-necked dragon was able to run neck and neck with the wind speed dog, whether it was because he used up his whole life's character or because the wind speed dog had diarrhea all night before the competition, only Xiaozhi's halo master knows that.

(By the way, the recent working situation of the trio is: Kojiro was given an extra bonus by the foreman because of his hard work at the construction site, but he strained his muscles too hard and accidentally broke two of them while working in the restaurant during the night shift. The deducted wages basically offset the share of the bonus; Miao Miao seemed to be promoted to temporary foreman due to his excellent performance in the haunted house, and his salary would be slightly increased; and Musashi was finally caught stealing food in the restaurant. The store manager found out that he is now looking for a day job again...)

ps: The May disease has been temporarily relieved. .

ps2: Well, xy-28. .

When I saw the preview poster of the battle between Carlos Champion Sister, my first reaction was: Who is this opponent? How pitiful. .

Sure enough, in the following game, this guy dressed like a soldier from Fist of the North Star was destined to fail the moment he took out Absol - this guy is now the sixth generation, right? If the evil type attacks Gardevoir, he will die tragically. . And the fact is indeed the case. Ab Thor was basically beaten by the Lich Star throughout the whole process, and the power of the shot was halved and the mind-cutting shadow ball was destroyed, which beat the Disaster Beast King to death. . The final last shot of "Punishing You on behalf of the Moon" felt more like selling face. .

By the way, Gardevoir's frontal image is extremely ugly. . This thing can definitely only be viewed from the side. .

As for the image of the new Royal Sister Champion Karuna. . Personally, I feel that the appearance is not better than that of Sinnoh's Sirona. Although the clothing colors are one black and one white, although they complement each other, the big lumps at the back of Karuna's outfit obviously lowered the score. . As for the end of the world being cute if you can't eat the limited edition cake, it's nothing compared to Sinnoh naturally spending two hours researching which flavor of ice cream to eat. .

The battle with Xiaozhi. . Teleport without any damage and then move the shadow ball in seconds. The animated version of the super elf is so awesome. .

Gardevoir, who was locked in a cage, still doesn't look very good after evolving, but it's powerful. . It was thought to be a large shadow ball, but it turned out to be a shadow machine gun. .

Preview of next issue. . Kojiro's version of Tomoe is more handsome than the original one. . And the squid version of Pikachu is. . Pikachu doesn't electromagnetic levitate. .