Pokemon that travel the wrong way

(Unabridged version of the chapter title: Kaji Gym! Battle of Ice! Burn! The Boy with Squinting Eyes!)

In the same place in the Elf Center restaurant, Xiaoyou, who was smiling, listened to Xiaozhi telling a story with great interest again...

Different from Xiaoyou's situation of being placed in a sexual position, although Xiaozhi was also rejected by his part-time job, a kind neighbor aunt told them that Liu Bo, the gym trainer of Kaji Gym, would come every morning. They went out of town to make a fool of themselves... we mean to practice spiritual practice, and they enthusiastically showed them the way. It's just that this aunt seems to be a fighter among aunts. The speed of someone in her fifties almost drove several young and energetic teenagers to the point of collapse...

Although he found a gym trainer, Liu Bo was unwilling to fight Xiaozhi. The reason is that Xiaozhi's way of raising elves as friends and partners is wrong. Trainers should maintain a strict relationship with elves. Faced with Xiaozhi's rebuttal, Liu Bo cleanly used the White Sea Lion to kill Xiaozhi's little elephant in seconds, proving that it was pointless to fight against a brainless and passionate trainer like Xiaozhi.

But usually at this time, Xiaozhi's unscientific aura will always create some bloody accidents to break the deadlock. The Meow Meow trio of the phantom group happened to jump out and attack Xiaozhi at this time, and Xiaozhi and Liu Bo stumbled and fell into the valley because of the smoke screen of Kojiro's double bomb gas. Of course, with Xiaozhi's brain that always has a flash of inspiration at critical moments, the two of them landed safely at the bottom of the valley, and while looking for a way out, they discovered a hidden tunnel, and then in an ice cave at the end of the tunnel, they discovered the secret that Uncle Liu had discovered many years ago. The missing elf shaggy pig - and it was this shaggy pig that went out alone to collect herbs for Liu Bo many years ago but was accidentally frozen deep in the cave, which caused Liu Bo's temperament to change drastically after he misunderstood that the elf had abandoned him. , became harsh and indifferent to the elves, and was called "Uncle Liu in Winter"...

But now, because of Xiaozhi, the dark history of decades ago has been washed away. Liu Bo, who was in a good mood, naturally agreed to Xiaozhi's request for a battle. However, considering that he and his "good gay friend" finally reunited after being separated for many years, now was a great opportunity to express their feelings to each other, so the battle was postponed. On the second day.

Xiaozhi, a good boy who loves elves, expressed his understanding. Xiaozhi's friends Xiaogang and Xiaoxia also expressed their understanding. As for Xiaoyou, he did not participate in this black historical event at all and only became a listener afterwards. It doesn’t matter whether the guy understands it or not...

Of course, Xiaoyou is currently in an excited state of "encountering good things", so she doesn't care about this...

So early the next morning, four people including Xiaozhi and Xiaoyou came to the Kaji Gym again. As usual, Xiaozhi had Pikachu on his shoulders, Xiaoxia held the eggshell alien in her arms as usual, Xiaogang carried an oversized luggage on his back as usual, and beside Xiaoyou... there was a Gengar.

"Xiaoyou, doesn't your Gengar always like to hide in the shadows and not come out?" Xiaogang, a careful and good family man, noticed this, "Why does he stay outside today, and he doesn't have to float, but is in the shadows?" Walking on the ground?"

"Ahaha, it's good to change your style occasionally!" Xiaoyou, who was obviously still in a state of excitement, replied with a smile on her face. And just now, he also laughed weirdly in cooperation, but Xiao Gang, who was not very familiar with Gengar, didn't notice that Gengar's laughter was a little sharper than before...

"Hello!" On the other side, Xiaozhi was already standing at the gate of the gym and shouted loudly. "I'm Xiaozhi from Zhenxin Town! I'm here to challenge the Kaji Gym!"

"Oh, I've been waiting for you for a long time, Xiaozhi!" The iron door was opened, and an old man with white hair in beachwear and a rich aunt in overalls and a headscarf walked out together. "You look good?"

"Xiao Gang..." At Xiaoyou's signal, Geng Gui tugged on the squinting boy's pants. "The aunt next to Uncle Liu is the super powerful Obasan you said?"

"Ah, that's right..." Xiaogang replied quietly with a cold sweat, "He is a very... um, energetic Obasan..."

After a brief exchange of greetings, Xiaozhi and others were brought into the general battle hall by Uncle Liu, and Xiaoyou, as Xiaozhi's companion, was able to follow them in to watch the battle.

As soon as he entered the battle hall, Xiaoyou immediately felt that the temperature dropped significantly by several degrees. This is because the battle field of Kaji Gym is a typical special terrain venue. Except for a circular pool in the center, the entire battle field is covered with a thick layer of ice, and there are large and small ice cubes standing upright. around the venue. Even in the central pool, there are bits of broken ice floating...

Such a venue is undoubtedly the absolute home ground for ice elves. In such a venue, ice skills will naturally receive bonuses, while skills such as earth and fire will naturally be discounted. The central pool should be prepared for ice elves with water attributes such as White Sea Lion and Chenglong. After all, the mobility of these elves on land and in water are two completely different concepts. And if a trainer puts pure water-type elves in it, they will also be tricked - the cruel facts will tell you that there is a difference between water and ice water...

In addition, the ice surface covering the entire field is undoubtedly an environment that is full of blood for some agile elves. Just imagine when staying standing without slipping becomes a challenge that requires a high degree of concentration. How to dodge the opponent's attack?

Xiaoyou is now a little glad that she came to watch Xiaozhi's battle. If she had not been prepared for such a venue,

Maybe if you're not careful, you'll get beaten instead of beaten and tricked...

Of course, these switching factors have no effect on the hot-blooded idiot Xiaozhi. Liu Bo and Xiaozhi were seen standing at opposite ends of the battlefield. Xiaozhi took out the elf ball and was about to throw it...

"Wait a minute!" Xiaogang suddenly shouted, "Mr. Liu Bo, it seems you didn't see the referee?"

"Ah ha ha ha ha!" Accompanied by a burst of heroic laughter, the turbaned lady who had appeared with gym trainer Liu Bo appeared on the side of the battlefield with her hands on her hips. "If you ask sincerely, I will answer you generously!"

"..." Cold sweat broke out on Xiaoyou's head. Obasan, where did you learn the threesome's opening remarks?

In short, the actual identity of Aunt Xima, who calls herself "the bold girl next door" (well, let's not complain about this for now...) and always calls Uncle Liu "Xiao Liu" (there is no doubt that she is having an affair...) He is a certified official referee of the Johto League, and he changed into the referee's uniform within one second and explained the rules of the Kaji Gym battle: one-on-one, limited to two Pokémon, and trainers can change Pokémon. etc……

So the battle begins.

"Gym trainer Liu Bo's starting lineup is the White Sea Lion. Well, we can see that Liu Bo used the pool in the center of the battlefield as expected, so that the White Sea Lion can hide under the water when defending. Occupying considerable initiative. And Xiaozhi's starting elf is...ah, it's the Fireball Rat! Although the advantage of the fire element over the ice element is obvious, the water attribute of the White Sea Lion can be said to be Reversing this advantage..."

Xiaogang, who was stroking his chin and speaking with a serious expression, handed a rolled-up paper tube to Xiaoyou: "So, what do Mr. Zhou Fangyou, the third runner-up in the Quartz Conference, think of the start of this battle? Xiaogang. Isn't it a little thoughtless for the smart player to use the Fireball Rat rashly?"

"Well... in a sense, the Fireball Rat is still dominant in terms of attributes. I think the key lies in the Fireball Rat's adaptability to the ice field. If the Fireball Rat is affected by the ice, it cannot perform as a small elf. If he has mobility... Gengar, catch him!"

"Kou Jie!" The Gengar next to Xiaoyou showed two short claws, jumped up lightly and drew several red grid-like blood marks on Xiaogang's face.

"Pain Pain!"

"Xiao Gang, if you're crazy, don't drag me along!"

On the field, the fireball rat's jet flame was dodged by the white sea lion as expected, and under the influence of low temperature, the fireball rat's flames did not melt much ice on the field. Immediately afterwards, the White Sea Lion launched a counterattack under Liu Bo's order, shooting a freezing light that looked like blue lightning at the Fireball Rat with only half of its head exposed.

"So that's it! As an ice-type gymnast, Uncle Liu will inevitably tend to choose ice-type skills in skill selection. In this way, even without using water-type skills, Fireball Rat still has a slight advantage! It is indeed a Quartz Conference ...Ah! The Fireball Mouse was unable to avoid the White Sea Lion's freezing beam just now because it was unstable on the ice, and was frozen in the ice! Now it's in trouble! And the White Sea Lion is preparing to launch the Aurora Beam at this time. Make the final blow! Even if the ice-type skills are ineffective and hit continuously, deactivating them will cause serious damage to the Fireball Rat! Is Ash Ketchum about to lose the first game because of his wrong strategy at the beginning..."

"..." Xiao Humo walked a few steps to the side silently, staying away from Xiao Gang who seemed to be in a strange explanation state - Xiaoxia on the other side seemed to be doing the same thing.

"Oh! The Fireball Mouse used the fighting spirit flames on his back to break free from the ice, and successfully avoided the White Sea Lion's Aurora Beam pursuit at the critical moment! As expected of Ash, he can always do unexpected things in a flash of inspiration at critical moments. Action! However, the fireball rat's counterattack was still avoided by the white sea lion by diving into the water. It seems that if there is no way to solve this pool, the fireball rat's battle will still be stuck..."

"Nani!? Player Ash actually let the Fireball Rat jump directly into the pool!? This, this, this... Although it may be an effective tactic to turn long-distance combat into close-quarters hand-to-hand combat, but... But the Fireball Rat in the water Mobility ability...ah! Mr. Liu Bo's white sea lion really seized the opportunity to use a headbutt attack! Combined with the sharp horn of the white sea lion's head, the damage of this blow will undoubtedly be great...ah!?"

"Unbelievable! The Fireball Rat used the Swift Star skill at an extremely close distance in the water! It turns out that jumping into the pool was just a deceptive tactic by Ash Ketchum! The purpose was to make the White Sea Lion, which has high maneuverability in the water, take the initiative to join forces. Come up! This super close-range rapid star shooting is obviously very effective. Not only did it cause damage to the white sea lion that is comparable to the effect of the others, it also knocked it out of the pool! Ah! We saw the fireball rat also follow the water and use it. Jet flames chased the white sea lion—goal!!!”

"...Xiaoyou, was there something strange mixed into Xiaogang's explanation just now?" Xiaoxia, who quietly walked around Xiaoyou, whispered in the pseudo-mother's ear.

"Ah, indeed..." Xiaoyou nodded slightly with a stern expression, "Did he eat something strange in the morning? For example, the mushrooms growing on Paras..."

"No……"

"..." Then, the two of them took another step back away from Xiaogang.