Pokemon that travel the wrong way

Xiaoyou was sitting in the reception living room of the Wutai Gymnasium, accepting the hospitality of the gymnasium trainers.

The interior decoration tone of the gym is generally dark, and the candles on the surrounding walls and the honest chandeliers hanging from the roof only intensify the gloomy feeling. The living room is littered with bookcases of different sizes and styles without any regard for image. However, there are only a dozen or so books in the bookcases. Instead, there are glass, ceramics, plastic transparent and opaque jars of various sizes and shapes. . In addition, there is a large table piled with alcohol lamps, test tubes, beakers and other things in the corner of the living room...

Wait a minute...why test tubes and beakers?

A certain transvestite who came to play in the gym somehow felt that instead of beakers and test tubes, it would be more appropriate to put some cauldrons and crystal balls on the table and draw a six-pointed star and a horse?

"Sorry for the long wait..." This is the gym trainer from Wutai Gym who had been standing next to the table just now, carrying a plate and coming to Xiaoyou. "Tea please~"

"Uh, thank you, thank you..." Xiaoyou forced a smile and took the small beaker filled with lavender transparent liquid handed over by the gym trainer...

By the way, can this thing really be called "tea"? Is this thing purple? Are you still bubbling? etc! Just for a moment, a human face appeared inside! !

"..." Xiaoyou, who was turning blue, raised his head and looked at the other person's expectant eyes that were full of "Try it quickly, this is my proud work!"... Could it be that the Wutai Gymnasium has repeatedly encountered challenges? Because of the food poisoning incident, it has always been a second-tier gym?

……

I have to explain. The image of the gym trainer of the Wutai Gym is not at all the white-haired wretched middle-aged man squatting on the back of the Bulbasaur as Xiaoyou expected, but a mature and sexy royal sister-type woman:

The bright, smooth, waist-length auburn hair is enough to make short-haired girls like Xiaoxia so ashamed that they hang themselves; the good looks exuding mature charm and lazy temperament are enough to make yellow-haired girls like Xiaoxia feel inferior to themselves. Commiting suicide by hitting a wall; her 1.75 meter sexy figure, especially her super plump breasts that almost defy gravity, is enough to make airport girls like Xiaoxia so desperate that they take poison and then commit suicide by throwing themselves into the sea (Xiaoxia: Why is it always me!!)... And the slightly curved black peaked wide-brimmed hat and the off-shoulder, low-cut, high-cut long skirt that she never takes off even when she is indoors are even more reminiscent of a wretched middle-aged man who likes to summon toads. People are 54,000 kilometers apart... Of course, this sexy outfit that combines mystery and exposure can also make local girls like Xiaoxia depressed to the point of lying on the train... (Xiaoxia: Just give me a little more!! )

For some reason, I always feel that this elder sister named Liulizi should be accompanied by a skeleton soldier or something... Uh, no, that's not the point!

In short... This Yujie gym trainer with a visual charm value of at least 5 Xiaogang (Note 1) has no need to go out to collect materials, right? Isn’t it enough to just look in the mirror yourself?

Apparently influenced by the animation work of a certain migrant worker, Xiaoyou’s interpretation of the word “source” is to take voyeuristic photos or even steal fat in public places such as women’s bathhouses, women’s hot springs, women’s swimming pools, and women’s changing rooms. Just a criminal act...

"Ah, you mean collecting materials?" After Xiaoyou asked this question - of course Xiaoyou would never admit that she wanted to get this cup of "tea" out of the way - Miss Liulizi only said this Answered with a smile. "It's still like this~ In addition to running the gym, our family is also an elf magician~"

"Huh?" This answer made Xiaoyou a little bit confused, "Elf... magician?"

Although both the appearance and interior decoration of this gym and Miss Ruriko's outfit are indeed in harmony with magic, witches and so on - there is also a classic "Magic" bent into a question mark shape inserted in the cloakroom at the door. "Stand" thing... But is it a little unscientific to add magic or something to the setting of Pokemon? And if it's really magic, could you please put away the test tubes, beakers, retorts and other scientific experimental equipment on the table? Science Guy is crying...

Well, although the elf, a creature that can be put into a poke ball and teleported, already makes the science guy burst into tears...

"Well, Xiaoyou, you said you're from the Kanto region, right? So it's normal not to know about elf magic..." I don't know if it's because the suspicion in Xiaoyou's eyes is too obvious or because he's seen too many similar ones. In response, Liulizi naturally explained further to Xiaoyou. "The so-called elf magic is a method of using various natural materials related to elf to help in life. Although it looks like legendary magic, it is actually an application of natural science. , it’s a very scientific thing!”

"Uh, it's like...alchemy or something like that?" Xiaoyou thought for a long time and came up with a description that might be closer.

"Yeah! That's right! Just like alchemy, it is the originator of modern science!" Miss Liulizi seemed to be very happy with Xiaoyou's reaction, "That's because there are many materials needed for elf magic that are very fresh. There are certain requirements, so I have to go out frequently and go to the wild to collect fresh materials. As a result, the evaluation of the gym has been unable to improve..."

It turns out it wasn’t peeping in the bathroom...

"Well," Xiaoyou raised her hand and asked, "can I ask, what are the so-called elf materials?"

"There are all kinds of materials." Liulizi tilted her head and thought for a while before replying, "Simpler ones include spongy hair, carp king's scales, milk from big milk cans, etc..."

"Oh..." Xiaoyou nodded - after all, they are all weak or docile elves.

"The more troublesome ones include the moss on the back of Longlong Rock, the juice brewed from sour pear fruits in Huchu, the tears in the hands of the long-tailed monster, etc..."

"Hmm..." Xiaoyou continued to nod, indicating that it was understandable - I don't know what happened to the long-tailed monster, but it is difficult for an elf like Longlongyan who is afraid of water to grow moss that requires a humid environment, and It is obviously not an easy task to find a kettle carrying a specific tree fruit in the wild...

"The more difficult ones include the beard of Gyarados, the rust of the big steel snake, and the grains of sand in the gaps in Bangira's carapace..."

"Uh-huh..." Xiaoyou nodded in a cold sweat - collecting these materials has basically entered the realm of committing suicide, right? There is already a game about monsters that torture people...

And in this way, being able to collect such materials shows that the strength of Wutai Gym is actually not weak?

"Although it is troublesome and hard to collect materials, it is worth it for the research of elf magic." Liulizi clenched her fists seemingly firmly, and a pair of gravity-defying beings trembled with her movements. "My ideal is to popularize elf magic and make it a natural part of daily life that ordinary people can use... Just like this cup of tea, it is a kind of magic that can refresh the mind and focus. The magic!"

"Uh..." Xiaoyou, who was just about to applaud, suddenly turned pale. Why did he come back to this cup of tea...

"Listen to what I said, Xiaoyou, you must also want to try the magic of elf magic, right?" Liulizi looked at the transvestite trainer with a blinding smile, "Come on, you're welcome, even though Try this magical calming tea!”

Xiaoyou wanted to say weakly: I just came to the gym...

But if I don’t drink this tea, what will happen if the human world doesn’t start a gym battle with me...

Anyway, anyway, we have the characteristics of lv3 Beiye! Fight!

Little Youya gritted his teeth, closed his eyes and picked up the beaker——

goo go go go...

Ok?

Does it taste good? And I don’t know if it’s a psychological effect, but it does seem to make people feel refreshed and brightened after drinking it!

"How about it?"

"Well, it's very good!" Xiaoyou praised sincerely, "What elf materials were used to make this?"

The transvestite who asked this question quickly regretted it:

"Let me think about it...it should be the diluted Arbor monster solution, the venom extract of the agate jellyfish, the phosphorus powder from the wings of the moth, and the poisonous powder and pollen of the Bulbasaur flower. mixture……"

Every time Liulizi mentioned something, Xiaoyou's face turned purple...

No wonder this tea is purple... Isn't it true that all the ingredients are poisonous?

And Miss Liulizi, what are you writing in your notebook? What does the "new magic development test record" on the cover of that book mean! ?

Coach...send me to the doctor...

注1。。x小刚：小精灵世界中御姐系女性的魅力计量单位。以小刚见到该女性后连续陷入发－情模式的次数为测量依据。举例来说，tv版中出现的大多数出场戏份仅一话的女性角色魅力值为1到2小刚，高人气角色如希罗娜等为6到8小刚，武藏、大和（亚马托）之流为0小刚……

ps: For the image of Wu Tai Gym’s gym trainer, please choose “Dragon’s Crown Witch” by yourself. .

ps2: We don’t even know when the cover was changed. . I just arrived in the city tomorrow to talk about Yuan Penguin. .