Pokemon that travel the wrong way

(International practice, ignore the title...)

The numerical changes in the system task prompts prove that it is completely feasible to use video calls to remotely scare people. Although Xiaoyou spent a long time afterward to apologize, explain and comfort the shocked Xiaozhi and his gang, so that Xiaozhi did not let Xiaozhi directly call and send the "bad news" back to his hometown in Zhenxin Town, at least he completed the task within the deadline. There is no problem at all.

Next, after putting on special makeup, Xiaoyou dialed the phone number of the next "victim":

"Hey, Xiaoyou! This is the first time you've taken the initiative to call me, right? What's the matter?"

"Why don't you say anything? You look so ugly when you talk about it. Are you sick or... or..."

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

"This..." Watching the picture on the screen spin for a while and then turn into a patch of snowflakes, black lines quickly appeared on Xiaoyou's face. "Axun, she must have been so frightened that she threw away the communicator, right? Well, what if I ask you to pay for it..."

Fortunately, a few minutes later, the rich girl... who had regained her composure slightly called back with her spare mobile communicator. After listening to Xiaoyou's explanation, I happily accepted a certain transvestite's apology - but with a few additional conditions...

"Your potion that can turn you into a ghost is so interesting. I want to play with it too! Sell me a few bottles!"

"Well, because this thing is actually an accidental product, there should be no inventory...but there may be potions that can transform into elves, such as Charmander or Charizard...Are you interested?"

"Charizard? Can you breathe fire?"

"Uh, I'm not sure about this..."

……

After finally getting rid of wealthy wealthy man Xun, a certain transvestite who had healed her scar one second and then forgot about the pain frantically called the Sanwu girl again:

"haven't seen you for a long time……"

"You...looks...so strange..."

"..."

"This..." Although Yui Kinoshita, the acting head of Team Rocket, turned off the communicator with an expressionless expression, the "+1" of the mission completion number in the system mission showed that the Sanwu girl was undoubtedly still quite frightened. "But for this kind of reaction, why don't you call me back and apologize?"

She dialed the number of Team Rocket's branch again, but Xiaoyou, who was a little nervous, didn't notice that the signal light on her laptop jumped a few more times...

So when a middle-aged man with a crew cut wearing a suit and hugging a cat appeared on the screen, his eyes sharp and serious, the transvestite who was not mentally prepared was frightened until his whole body became "transparent"...

"Saka, Boss Sakaki?"

"I received a report from Yui Kinoshita, the acting head of the Hualan branch, saying that my elite captain Zhou Fangyou died unexpectedly and turned into a ghost wandering around the world." Even though I just saw what was displayed on Xiaoyou's face, With the desk lamp on the cabinet, Uncle Sakaki still maintained his composure despite the mountain of silver collapsing in front of him. "Originally, I planned to deduct her bonus after confirming your survival, but now it seems that it is really not a false alarm? Tell me, did you get something interesting again?"

"Uh, this is..."

"In such a special situation, I believe that Yurika-kun, my deeply trusted elite captain of Team Rocket, would definitely provide the most accurate and detailed information, right?"

"Uh-huh, this, this..."

"Captain Yurika, you can give your oral report now. Of course, if you are busy, you can also put a 4a size, 5 cm thick written report on my desk at this time tomorrow..."

"No! Why don't we do it all..."

In fact, speaking of it, what happened at the Wu Tai Gym is very unscientific at first glance and very unmagical upon closer inspection. There is nothing truly extraordinary about it. It only takes five minutes to explain all the big and small details. But as he was talking, something opened a hole in Xiaoyou's brain...

"...So, Boss Sakaki, what do you think? If you integrate Wu Tai Gym under Team Rocket, you can not only directly obtain a ready-made branch base in the Johto area, but also get Miss Ruriko's strange but strange effects. We can often find the support of effective magic potions... and the most important thing is that Ms. Liulizi is a technical geek. As long as we provide her with rare elves, she can easily buy them, and all we have to pay is some of the elves. 'Materials' like scraps, almost zero cost..."

"Well, if it is

If there is zero cost..." Although it was just a temporary suggestion, Boss Sakaki unexpectedly seriously considered it. "I understand. I will send someone to contact the gym trainer first to see what her attitude is..."

"Don't worry, it will definitely help Team Rocket on their road to conquest..." Xiaoyou, who was smiling and confirming with her uncle, was thinking about another topic, "(In this way, I can regularly I got the ghost potion and used it to bully the children!)”

……

After finally getting rid of Uncle Sakaki who suddenly refreshed, the progress of the unscrupulous and scary mission finally only left the last place. But at this time, Xiaoyou's symptoms of madness had been greatly relieved, so he began to hesitate before taking the last target's phone number.

It was originally expected that the last target would be to find the cheap sister Busujima Masako - she is older and has a personal phone number and is still within the age of 16 - but she calmed down after being "reported" by Kinoshita Yui once. Xiaoyou thought about it carefully, and then sister Masako also conveniently informed her mother of her "obituary"...

Imagine: Members of the Rockets Personnel Department received instructions to go to Wutai Town, but found the ruins of the "original" Wutai Gymnasium that had been razed to the ground on the outskirts of the town, and were cut into thin slices with an average thickness of 0.75 mm, evenly scattered around the town. Miss Liulizi, the "former" gym trainer within a fifty-meter radius...

Well, it seems a bit heavy-handed.

Although if she explains clearly in time, a certain magician lady should be able to avoid the fate of being "everywhere", what really worries Xiaoyou is...

"You were actually knocked out of your body by a random bottle of potion of unknown origin. You Jiang, you obviously haven't practiced enough yet... Anyway, you have obtained enough badges, so you can go to Baiyin Mountain with me. Let’s do special training before the tournament starts!”

If such a side plot happens, who will Xiaoyou cry to? Rich girls and uncles can fool the boss, but my mother seems to be an activist.

So this plan to scare my own sister... Well, let us think twice before doing so?

"Jie, mouth, mouth!" Just when Xiaoyou was hesitating whether to crawl out of the wall to find a small flower and count the petals, "Scare, don't scare me?", Gengar, who was lying aside bored, suddenly screamed strangely, and then he crawled to the floor. Hidden below.

"Excuse me! Is anyone here?" A few seconds later, a girl with round eyes and a sweet smile opened the door and walked in.

Well, because the woods near the town are currently being rumored to be "haunted in broad daylight", many traveling trainers no longer have the courage to sleep in the wild and so on, so the elf center in the town naturally begins to be overcrowded. So Xiaoyou, who originally booked a double room by himself, unexpectedly got a temporary roommate...

Well, a very, very "unfortunate" roommate.

"Ah, please come in." Xiaoyou's face changed in a second, from a worried and troubled look to a kind and kind Nadeshiko face, "No roommate has come to this room for a long time..."

"Eh?" Mr. Roommate subconsciously felt that something was wrong, "How long...?"

Snap. Gengar very wisely poked his head out from behind the unfortunate little girl and gently closed the door from the outside.

"Yes," Xiaoyou smiled very happily, "Since I died here two years ago, no one has lived in this guest room. I have always been very lonely..."

ps: Uh-huh. . He really turned into an elfju. .

ps2: Well. . xy42. .

The sixth day of summer camp. . Where were the fourth and fifth days?

As for group battles. . Even if I'm level P and I'm still a quasi-novice, I can't help but complain. . Can you dig a hole and fight against the normal system without using the electric system? But the electric type was instantly killed by the electric type skills? And it’s actually the semifinals? How much did you charge Nintendo in favor of the trio of passers-by who fought against Ash Ketchum! ?

Finally, the Meow Meow trio plans to return to the evil path. . The kindergarten crayon version of the battle plan was well received. . Good reviews for Musashi Yanyi. . But I changed my hair style to bad reviews. .

As usual, the threesome were kicked off by PIA and they forgot to get paid. . Auntie in the cafeteria, don't tell the truth casually. .

finals. . The Kanto Royal Family clearly launched a wave of clean suppression at the beginning, and Squirtle was almost capable of 1v3, but in the end, Xiaozhi and his group were defeated one by one. . Sure enough, pvp still relies on toughness and critical hits. . So what is going on when WoW cancels toughness? .

Squirtle's fat paper shoes, it would be a waste to leave the rhythm strategy to Ash. . Once you leave the Carlos area, you will forget everything. .

Then after watching the preview of the next episode, he said that if he went faster, he would forget about it after finishing Shala Gym. .