Pokemon that travel the wrong way

(The title of the previous chapter should be Miss Junsha. Because the title cannot be modified, I will report it here.)

Mr. Konno, the uncle in a skirt, is not a **.

This is of course not because Xiaoyou himself has worn a skirt - his own behavior is called cross-dressing, which is disguising himself from head to toe as another person, and wearing a skirt on the street without even shaving his beard and legs. It's completely different...

According to Miss Joy, the reason why this gym trainer dressed up in such a way that hindered the appearance of the city was because he had no choice but to do so...

"Male...male human phobia?" Xiaoyou stared, tongue-tied and asked, "Miss Joy, are you kidding me? How could an elf get such a weird disease?"

"I know this sounds unbelievable... but it is indeed true." When it comes to this, Ms. Joy's expression is also a little tangled - even if she can understand it, she is not completely immune to the effects of Mr. Konno's appearance. Lethality.

As the first trainer to question this, Xiaoyou was able to go to the ward with Mr. Konno to visit his elf.

"Although Xiaoyou-kun, you are a boy, but with your appearance, you should not irritate the tropical dragon." Mr. Konno, who had a beard and a skirt but was not a woman, said this to Xiaoyu.

Xiaoyou said that she didn't think it was a compliment at all.

……

In the custody room of the elf center, Xiaoyou met the elf from the gymnasium—the guy named Tropical Dragon. As a trainer who saw an elf he had never seen before, Xiaoyou unceremoniously took out the elf illustrated book, and Uncle Konno didn't say anything about it.

【热带龙，水果小精灵，草+飞行属性，叶绿素特性。种族值：hp99、攻击68、防御83、特攻72、特防87、速度515、总和460。简介：能拍动巨大的叶片在天空飞翔。挂着脖子上的那串香蕉十分甜美好吃。到了春天时会从脖子散播花粉。】

In Xiaoyou's opinion, the shape of the tropical dragon should be considered quite good among grass-type elves. The overall shape is that of a small long-necked dinosaur over two meters tall. Compared with the real long-necked dragon, the limbs of the tropical dragon are thicker and shorter, and the tail that is supposed to be used for balance is also ridiculously short, which makes the image of the tropical dragon look a bit more funny. As the symbol of the grass-type elf, the tropical dragon has emerald green leaves on its head, neck and back. Four of them, similar to palm trees, stretch out from the tropical dragon's back and hang down on both sides of the body. Consider this. If you look at this guy's flying attributes, these very big leaves might just be wings...

Apart from that, the most eye-catching part of Tropical Dragon is the suspicious-looking bananas hanging from its chin. According to the picture book, these bananas are still edible. A certain transvestite expressed no personal opinion on this point...

Nima, take a closer look at the connection between those leaves and bananas! Are all kinds of flesh and blood intertwined with plant fibers? Who knows whether that yellow thing is a real banana or a sarcoid that looks like a banana! Only a devil would have to eat something like that!

Tropical dragons are said to be small elves that mainly live in the Yoen area. They are quite rare in Johto. Mr. Konno relies on this relatively rare tropical dragon as a selling point to maintain the not-so-popular gym to this day. Therefore, now that Tropical Dragon has not recovered, even if Mr. Konno and other elves can't keep the gym open normally.

"But

This banana... er, I mean the tropical dragon..." Xiaoyou looked at the tropical dragon lying on the blanket, "Does it look okay at all? "

Indeed, although it does not look very energetic, Tropical Dragon has no injuries on its body and its spirit is very stable. Looking at it slowly eating elf feed, it does not look like it has any weird phobia at all.

"..." Responding to the young...nian's renewed questioning, Miss Joy silently took out a remote control and turned on the projection screen hanging on the wall of the nursing room.

Swish - a girl in a dress appeared on the screen.

The tropical dragon continued to eat the feed without any abnormalities.

Swish - a lady wearing an OL suit appeared on the screen.

The tropical dragon continued to eat the feed without any abnormalities.

Swish - a white-haired old lady on a cane appeared on the screen.

The tropical dragon continued to eat the feed without any abnormalities.

Xiaoyou expressed that it was strange: "So it's not like I didn't ask at all..."

Miss Joy continued to press the remote control silently.

Swish - a young insect-catching boy wearing a tank top, shorts and a straw hat, who was very common around town, appeared on the screen.

The tropical dragon raised its long neck alertly and stared at the projection screen...

Swish - a gray-haired old man also holding a cane appeared on the screen.

The Tropical Dragon's body began to tremble and it retreated continuously...

Swish - a middle-aged man with a passerby face dressed as an office worker who could be seen everywhere appeared on the screen.

The tropical dragon screamed and retreated to the corner, huddled in a ball and shivered...

Swish - a tall, muscular man wearing tight gym clothes and a sunny smile appeared on the screen.

Tropical Dragon howled in despair, rolled his eyes and fainted. Two auspicious eggs with nurse hats on their heads immediately ran into the intensive care unit and hung various medical equipment on the tropical dragon very skillfully...

Xiaoyou: "..."

"...That's it." Looking at Xiaoyou's face that turned into the word "囧", Miss Joy said helplessly, "Now, as long as the tropical dragon sees a male human, it will have varying degrees of panic symptoms. Serious It will also fall into a state of shock. The dozen or so treatment options we have tried so far have no obvious effect on this kind of mental trauma, and we can only rely on it to slowly recover on its own..."

"..." Xiaoyou's face became even more embarrassed. Look at the man in the skirt who is waiting next to the shocked tropical dragon with a sad expression. He is seriously full of understanding and sympathy - without dressing up like this, even his own elf can't get close...

In other words, what kind of mental trauma would cause an elf to go into shock when seeing a muscular man? I don’t know why I feel like I don’t want to think about it anymore…

"Knock knock--" At this time, there was a knock on the door.

Outside the glass door of the custody room, Miss Junsha, wearing a blue police uniform, stood outside.

Xiaoyou's expression was very innocent: I really didn't report this to the police?